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Nevid • commented on 2 posts 3 hours ago

Engineers Have A Great Sense Of Humor As Seen In These 50 Jokes

Best I can do is 2.5 with heatshrink around it.

Engineers Have A Great Sense Of Humor As Seen In These 50 Jokes

It was an amateur electrician, because he installed the photoreceptors backwards and wired the recurrent laryngeal nerve in a particularly inefficient way.

Nevid • upvoted 2 items 1 week ago

Person Online Inquires “What Screams ‘I Am Entitled?'”, And 30 People Provide Their Answers

but that is the nature of most religions - to claim that they are the only true religion, with the only true god and only true message. So of course their rules should apply to everyone.

Person Online Inquires “What Screams ‘I Am Entitled?'”, And 30 People Provide Their Answers

I don’t think it’s entitled if someone starting a business does this. It’s another thing to assume that everyone can.

Nevid • upvoted 2 items 2 weeks ago

100 Times This Funny Internet 'Grandma' Dropped Some Hilarious Pearls Of Wisdom On Twitter (New Pics)

Jif

100 Times This Funny Internet 'Grandma' Dropped Some Hilarious Pearls Of Wisdom On Twitter (New Pics)

the creator said that it's pronounced gif as in Jig peanut butter

Nevid • commented on 2 posts 2 weeks ago

People Are Sharing 50 Wholesome, Adorable, And Hilarious Things Their Moms Did

Instruction unclear, light went off.

"What Kind Of Dog Is This": 35 Pics Of Goofy Dogs That People Just Had To Share

BE NOT AFRAID!

Nevid • upvoted an item 3 weeks ago

30 Things That People Thought They Wanted So Much, Yet Regretted After Finally Getting, As Shared In This Online Group

I found a good compromise : living in a medium city, working at the country. Both benefits: able to find peace and calm on my daywork, and everything I need in the evening. But it's France, a human sized country

Nevid • upvoted 10 items 1 month ago

Tech Support People Are Sharing The Worst Cases They’ve Seen While On The Job (45 New Pics)

Damn right!

Tech Support People Are Sharing The Worst Cases They’ve Seen While On The Job (45 New Pics)

F*ck em. I hate these god damn troglodytes for making it impossible to buy CPUs at a reasonable price. If you have a bit coin farm - I hope someone does piss in your cheerios

This Instagram Account Shares Incredible Facts That You Probably Haven't Heard Yet (50 Pics)

Except for the bit where the whole theory that wolves fight for supremacy in a pack and that the strongest wolf becomes the leader has already been debunked. Especially by the guy who came up with it.

This Instagram Account Shares Incredible Facts That You Probably Haven't Heard Yet (50 Pics)

So what happens at the north pole?

This Instagram Account Shares Incredible Facts That You Probably Haven't Heard Yet (50 Pics)

Except, you know, for the Geographic North Pole. Even if it is ice and not solid land.

Funny Anime Quotes That Might Amuse You

Such a funny series, but teark-invoking too.

Toxic-People-Quotes

“Let go of negative people. They only show up to share complaints, problems, disastrous stories, fear, and judgment on others. If somebody is looking for a bin to throw all their trash into, make sure it’s not in your mind.” – Dalai Lama

30 Random Facts That Seem Too Hard To Believe, Yet Are Completely True, As Shared In This Twitter Thread

No they don’t. France abolished the death penalty in 1981.

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Nevid • commented on 9 posts 1 month ago

50 Times People Did Stupid Things And Got Caught By The Internet (New Pics)

Funnily, r/French is about the language and is mostly in English, because the people who are learning the language are not the ones who speak French fluently.

50 Times People Did Stupid Things And Got Caught By The Internet (New Pics)

That's because people die if they are killed.

50 Times People Did Stupid Things And Got Caught By The Internet (New Pics)

Funnily, r/French is about the language and is mostly in English, because the people who are learning the language are not the ones who speak French fluently.

50 Times People Did Stupid Things And Got Caught By The Internet (New Pics)

That's because people die if they are killed.

50 Times People Did Stupid Things And Got Caught By The Internet (New Pics)

They blamed (and fired) a guy for having a panic attack during a party they threw for him even though he told them he didn't want one because that could cause him a panic attack.

50 Times People Did Stupid Things And Got Caught By The Internet (New Pics)

That sounds stupid, but sedevacantism is a thing. They are a sect of traditionalist Catholicism that believes the Vatican II (and particularly the Dignitatis Humanae declaration about religious freedom) was BS and the subsequent popes are usurpers. For a sedevacantist, Francis is obviously not a true Catholic.

This Instagram Account Shares Incredible Facts That You Probably Haven't Heard Yet (50 Pics)

Calling bald eagles Liberty and Freedom is probably the most aggressively American thing one can do.

Funny Anime Quotes That Might Amuse You

Yes. In Soul Eater, there are people who can turn into a weapon wielded by their partner. Marie Mjolnir turns into a hammer or a tonfa. She has a lightning symbol on her eyepatch and her hammer form. So the parallel with the nordic gods is obvious.

30 Random Facts That Seem Too Hard To Believe, Yet Are Completely True, As Shared In This Twitter Thread

No that was in Marseille, that's to say in continental European France.

30 Random Facts That Seem Too Hard To Believe, Yet Are Completely True, As Shared In This Twitter Thread

France itself is in different continents. The largest part is in Western Europe. But there are various regions, departements and territories all around the world that are fully parts of the French Republic (meaning their inhabitants are French citizens represented in the parliament), and this is also the reason why France is the country with the most time zones. French Guiana (Guyane) is the second largest region of France (it used to be the largest but a recent fusion made Nouvelle Aquitaine the largest) and borders Brazil and Suriname.

30 Random Facts That Seem Too Hard To Believe, Yet Are Completely True, As Shared In This Twitter Thread

I never understand how this is supposed to be surprising. I mean, the US is till practising the death penalty today.

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Nevid • commented on 6 posts 2 months ago

This Instagram Page Is Dedicated To Mocking The Monotony Of Working In An Office And Here Are 41 Of The Best Memes It Posted

Not on Mondays. Everybody is goo on Mondays.

This Instagram Page Is Dedicated To Mocking The Monotony Of Working In An Office And Here Are 41 Of The Best Memes It Posted

Hahaha, I just did exactly that. I wrote an email reporting everything that went wrong about the thing I was asked to check, sent it, shut down my computer and left for the weekend. Due to the way things work, I can't work from home, they can't contact me at home (at least not directly), so I'm good for at least two days. If they wanted me to fix the problems, they should have asked me to check for them earlier than 16h30 on a Friday.

This Instagram Page Is Dedicated To Mocking The Monotony Of Working In An Office And Here Are 41 Of The Best Memes It Posted

Not on Mondays. Everybody is goo on Mondays.

This Instagram Page Is Dedicated To Mocking The Monotony Of Working In An Office And Here Are 41 Of The Best Memes It Posted

Man Is Upset The President Of Ukraine Didn't Wear A Suit When Addressing The US Congress, Voices It On Twitter, Gets A Major Reality Check

If you can only respect people when they wear a suit, you don't actually feel respect toward them, you just do theatrics for the cameras.

35 ‘Shockingly’ Good Programmer Jokes And Memes From This Online Group (New Pics)

The computer doesn't know that you are missing a semicolon. It sees what looks like two instructions in a row and assume you meant for them to be two separate instructions. But it could be something else, and the computer tells you about the problem so you make it clear what you want, instead of fixing it without telling you and ending up with a code that doesn't do what you want.

30 Common And Not-So-Common Corporate Lingo Folks Online Hate With A Passion

When I first looked for a job as an engineer, every time I looked on the site of a company to know what they were doing, they always just said they were creating solutions. It's very frustrating, I NEED TO KNOW IF YOU DO ROBOTS OR NOT, I'M A ROBOTICS ENGINEER, NOT A SOLUTION ENGINEER.

30 Things Women Don't Understand About Men

Thank you

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Nevid • upvoted 6 items 2 months ago

Funny-Anime-Quotes

"I came to laugh at you!" - Chars Aznabal from "Gundam"

Funny-Anime-Quotes

"And what's the real lesson? Don't leave things in the fridge." - Spike Spiegel from "Cowboy Bebop"

Funny-Anime-Quotes

"I came to laugh at you!" - Chars Aznabal from "Gundam"

Funny-Anime-Quotes

"And what's the real lesson? Don't leave things in the fridge." - Spike Spiegel from "Cowboy Bebop"

Funny-Anime-Quotes

"Listen up, Simon. Don’t believe in yourself. Believe in me! Believe in the Kamina who believes in you!" - Kamina from "Tengan Toppa Gurren Lagann"

Funny-Anime-Quotes

"I couldn’t help laughing the moment I saw him. Actually, I think that was the first time I laughed since I came to that school. He might have looked stupid, but it was the kind of stupid I wanted in on." - Tomoya Okazaki from "Clannad"

Funny-Anime-Quotes

"An apple a day keeps anyone away if you throw it hard enough!" - Marie Mjolnir from "Soul Eater"

30 Things Women Don't Understand About Men

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ovalwd7VZLU

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Nevid • commented on 2 posts 3 hours ago

Engineers Have A Great Sense Of Humor As Seen In These 50 Jokes

Best I can do is 2.5 with heatshrink around it.

Engineers Have A Great Sense Of Humor As Seen In These 50 Jokes

It was an amateur electrician, because he installed the photoreceptors backwards and wired the recurrent laryngeal nerve in a particularly inefficient way.

Nevid • commented on 2 posts 2 weeks ago

People Are Sharing 50 Wholesome, Adorable, And Hilarious Things Their Moms Did

Instruction unclear, light went off.

"What Kind Of Dog Is This": 35 Pics Of Goofy Dogs That People Just Had To Share

BE NOT AFRAID!

Nevid • commented on 9 posts 1 month ago

50 Times People Did Stupid Things And Got Caught By The Internet (New Pics)

Funnily, r/French is about the language and is mostly in English, because the people who are learning the language are not the ones who speak French fluently.

50 Times People Did Stupid Things And Got Caught By The Internet (New Pics)

That's because people die if they are killed.

50 Times People Did Stupid Things And Got Caught By The Internet (New Pics)

They blamed (and fired) a guy for having a panic attack during a party they threw for him even though he told them he didn't want one because that could cause him a panic attack.

50 Times People Did Stupid Things And Got Caught By The Internet (New Pics)

This Instagram Account Shares Incredible Facts That You Probably Haven't Heard Yet (50 Pics)

Calling bald eagles Liberty and Freedom is probably the most aggressively American thing one can do.

Funny Anime Quotes That Might Amuse You

30 Random Facts That Seem Too Hard To Believe, Yet Are Completely True, As Shared In This Twitter Thread

No that was in Marseille, that's to say in continental European France.

30 Random Facts That Seem Too Hard To Believe, Yet Are Completely True, As Shared In This Twitter Thread

I never understand how this is supposed to be surprising. I mean, the US is till practising the death penalty today.

Nevid • commented on 7 posts 2 months ago

This Instagram Page Is Dedicated To Mocking The Monotony Of Working In An Office And Here Are 41 Of The Best Memes It Posted

Not on Mondays. Everybody is goo on Mondays.

This Instagram Page Is Dedicated To Mocking The Monotony Of Working In An Office And Here Are 41 Of The Best Memes It Posted

Man Is Upset The President Of Ukraine Didn't Wear A Suit When Addressing The US Congress, Voices It On Twitter, Gets A Major Reality Check

If you can only respect people when they wear a suit, you don't actually feel respect toward them, you just do theatrics for the cameras.

35 ‘Shockingly’ Good Programmer Jokes And Memes From This Online Group (New Pics)

30 Common And Not-So-Common Corporate Lingo Folks Online Hate With A Passion

30 Things Women Don't Understand About Men

Thank you

“What Profession Was Once Highly Respected, But Is Now A Complete Joke?” (30 Answers)

To be honest, priests used to enjoy a lot more respect than they deserved, and they still do. That's exactly what allowed them to hide the pedophilia for so long even though it wasn't that hidden to begin with. In most cases, a lot of people knew, but said nothing because that was a priest. They are human beings like other people, but are often treated with more respect and as if they were wiser than other people, just because they are priests.

Nevid • upvoted 2 items 1 week ago

Person Online Inquires “What Screams ‘I Am Entitled?'”, And 30 People Provide Their Answers

I don’t think it’s entitled if someone starting a business does this. It’s another thing to assume that everyone can.

Person Online Inquires “What Screams ‘I Am Entitled?'”, And 30 People Provide Their Answers

but that is the nature of most religions - to claim that they are the only true religion, with the only true god and only true message. So of course their rules should apply to everyone.

Nevid • upvoted 2 items 2 weeks ago

100 Times This Funny Internet 'Grandma' Dropped Some Hilarious Pearls Of Wisdom On Twitter (New Pics)

Jif

100 Times This Funny Internet 'Grandma' Dropped Some Hilarious Pearls Of Wisdom On Twitter (New Pics)

the creator said that it's pronounced gif as in Jig peanut butter

Nevid • upvoted an item 3 weeks ago

30 Things That People Thought They Wanted So Much, Yet Regretted After Finally Getting, As Shared In This Online Group

Nevid • upvoted 2 items 4 weeks ago

Toxic-People-Quotes

Funny-Anime-Quotes

"An apple a day keeps anyone away if you throw it hard enough!" - Marie Mjolnir from "Soul Eater"

Nevid • upvoted 13 items 1 month ago

30 People Who Came Back To Life Share What Passing Away Actually Feels Like

Might be a bit misleading to tag this post as “science”.

50 Times People Did Stupid Things And Got Caught By The Internet (New Pics)

Historically deserved. Actually, not just historically - here's a referendum on leaving the EU, but we'll deny your right to a referendum on your own independence. You can sort of see their point.

Tech Support People Are Sharing The Worst Cases They’ve Seen While On The Job (45 New Pics)

Damn right!

Tech Support People Are Sharing The Worst Cases They’ve Seen While On The Job (45 New Pics)

F*ck em. I hate these god damn troglodytes for making it impossible to buy CPUs at a reasonable price. If you have a bit coin farm - I hope someone does piss in your cheerios

This Instagram Account Shares Incredible Facts That You Probably Haven't Heard Yet (50 Pics)

Except, you know, for the Geographic North Pole. Even if it is ice and not solid land.

This Instagram Account Shares Incredible Facts That You Probably Haven't Heard Yet (50 Pics)

So what happens at the north pole?

Funny-Anime-Quotes

"I came to laugh at you!" - Chars Aznabal from "Gundam"

Funny-Anime-Quotes

"And what's the real lesson? Don't leave things in the fridge." - Spike Spiegel from "Cowboy Bebop"

Funny-Anime-Quotes

"Listen up, Simon. Don’t believe in yourself. Believe in me! Believe in the Kamina who believes in you!" - Kamina from "Tengan Toppa Gurren Lagann"

Funny-Anime-Quotes

Funny Anime Quotes That Might Amuse You

Such a funny series, but teark-invoking too.

30 Random Facts That Seem Too Hard To Believe, Yet Are Completely True, As Shared In This Twitter Thread

No they don’t. France abolished the death penalty in 1981.

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