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Steve • upvoted 2 items 1 day ago

‘What's Legal But If You Do It You Still Look Like A Psychopath?’: 30 Of The Funniest Answers

Thank you, I was confused why it didn't seem odd to me lol.

‘What's Legal But If You Do It You Still Look Like A Psychopath?’: 30 Of The Funniest Answers

Very common in UK.

Steve • commented on a post 4 days ago

30 Heartwarming Stories About How People Met Their Partners After 30

at 35, I had been online dating for just shy of two years after I had decided to get back on track after a period of being single from a bad breakup. In that time dating I had a two 6 month relationships, and a handful of shorter dating ones out it. It got to the point I was a little downhearted by it all and decided to take a break. As I was about to cancel my sub to the service, I got a poke or icebreaker-thing from someone two years my junior. I thought, what the heck - I'll message back and see what she's like. A year later we were living together and engaged, and now six years after meeting, we're happily married with two kids. It really does happen :)

Steve • upvoted 2 items 5 days ago

'Bad Science Jokes': 50 Nerdy Posts That Are So Bad, They're Actually Good (New Pics)

This may be nerve wracking at first, but you must also remember that 14 is an even number that's divisible by 7, so it is possible for even numbers to have odd factors!

'Bad Science Jokes': 50 Nerdy Posts That Are So Bad, They're Actually Good (New Pics)

I had to check. I am highly offended that this is correct.

Steve • commented on 2 posts 6 days ago

50 Times People Spotted Something Magnificent In The Nature And Had To Share It Online

"You will eat your mouse and like it, young lady! ...No, you cannot have more bread, you are an OWL, now behave like one!"

50 People Having A Pretty Miserable Day (New Pics)

What the hell is this? What sick a-hole would do that?

Steve • upvoted 2 items 6 days ago

People Are Sharing The Most Hilarious Stories About What They Were Like As Kids That Truly Encapsulate Their Personality

To break wind is to, fart or pass gas.

People Are Sharing The Most Hilarious Stories About What They Were Like As Kids That Truly Encapsulate Their Personality

I'm not particularly religious, but if a pastor tells a 7-year-old they don't belong because of their questions about God, I don't think that person deserves to be a pastor.

Steve • upvoted 2 items 1 week ago

People Talk About Which Celebrities Are Totally Different Behind The Scenes (30 Answers)

The every member of the Gorillaz seem fake to me

Design, Funny

30 Times People Didn’t Think Their Message Through And It Resulted In These Fails (New Pics)

Steve • upvoted 2 items 1 week ago

50 Hilarious Boyfriends And Husbands Who Make Sure That Their Relationships Are Never Boring (New Pics)

Zaphod? Is that you?

50 Hilarious Boyfriends And Husbands Who Make Sure That Their Relationships Are Never Boring (New Pics)

It's Zaphod Beeblebrox.

Steve • upvoted 5 items 3 weeks ago

People Share Life Hacks That Actually Work, And Here Are 30 Of The Most Useful Ones

Or just don't throw trash around in your car. Have a little bag handy for the stuff you want to throw away.

People Are Sharing 30 'Unwritten' Rules In Their Countries That Tourists Should Know

In London, people also stand on the right though. I don't think there's a link.

People Share Life Hacks That Actually Work, And Here Are 30 Of The Most Useful Ones

Or just don't throw trash around in your car. Have a little bag handy for the stuff you want to throw away.

People Are Sharing 30 'Unwritten' Rules In Their Countries That Tourists Should Know

In London, people also stand on the right though. I don't think there's a link.

50 Amazing Medical Cases That Are Interesting And Bizarre At The Same Time

I want every anti-vaxxer to see this.

People Are Sharing 30 'Unwritten' Rules In Their Countries That Tourists Should Know

Me in the Lobby of the largest bank in Amman: "I really like the look of this Bank"

50 Amazing Medical Cases That Are Interesting And Bizarre At The Same Time

How did she even blink?

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Steve • upvoted 5 items 1 month ago

This Online Community Shares Pics Of Products That Make Its Members Say "I Need It" (50 Pics)

the image makes me so uncomfortable

This Online Community Shares Pics Of Products That Make Its Members Say "I Need It" (50 Pics)

I have one of these. It's rubbish. It's far, far too easy. Even a complete beginner can pick it within seconds.

40 Funny Posts Of People Grasping The Reality That They're Old Now, As Shared On This Online Group

still want it TBH

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Steve • commented on 7 posts 1 month ago

30 Peculiar Things That Seem Normal In Some Countries, But Not In The Rest Of The World

Spuds = Potatoes

50 Very Old Human Creations That Still Surprise Us Today, As Shared In This Online Group

Wow, that's an amazing ring!

30 Peculiar Things That Seem Normal In Some Countries, But Not In The Rest Of The World

Spuds = Potatoes

50 Very Old Human Creations That Still Surprise Us Today, As Shared In This Online Group

Wow, that's an amazing ring!

"You People Are Insane": People Online Are Surprised By Halloween Stores In The US That Are Only There For This Specific Period Of Time

...I've seen christmas decorations shops in the UK as well. Hallowe'en ones aren't that surprising, I guess.

30 ‘Today I Learned’ Facts That Show It’s Never Too Late To Learn (New Pics)

I don't suppose he could pause it this weekend, and let me have one more day before going back to work?

30 ‘Today I Learned’ Facts That Show It’s Never Too Late To Learn (New Pics)

hahah, bet it was just an early meme :D

40 Funny Posts Of People Grasping The Reality That They're Old Now, As Shared On This Online Group

that pen is still the pinnacle of technology

40 Funny Posts Of People Grasping The Reality That They're Old Now, As Shared On This Online Group

still want it TBH

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Steve • upvoted 10 items 2 months ago

50 Interesting Comparison Images To Give You A New Perspective (New Pics)

Sad

50 Weird Food Combinations That Some People Swear Are Good

Caramelized onions and I'm in

50 Interesting Comparison Images To Give You A New Perspective (New Pics)

Sad

50 Weird Food Combinations That Some People Swear Are Good

Caramelized onions and I'm in

40 Times Insane Parents Got Shamed On This Online Community (New Pics)

*banjo music intensifies

Jimmy Fallon Asked People To Share Their #BadLuck Moments, Here Are 40 Of The Funniest

... and then Captain Blake surfaced from the fog and demanded his stolen gold back.

35 'Today I Learned' Facts That Show It's Never Too Late To Learn (New Pics)

Wait, this is a thing?! Are we starting a club that will never have meetings because we're either working or having a migraine?

35 'Today I Learned' Facts That Show It's Never Too Late To Learn (New Pics)

*prepares steak knives behind a ticket counter* Hear ye, hear ye, step right up, step right on up. Ladies, gentlemen, and non-binary humans, let me tell ya about the deal of a lifetime! Tired of the mortality and dreariness of human bodies? Worry no more! Why, for just 20 dollars I can take you on a trip to voice an official complaint with the Big Dude Himself! That's right, people, you can get your complaints heard for certain for just 20 bucks! (RavenSystemisnotresponsibleforthoseinjuredduringregularproductaction.Possiblesideefdectsmayincludeinjury,bodily harm,extroardinarilypainfuldeath,orsuddenlossofbloodthroughyourhead,chest,orbodilyextremities.Noreturns,norefunds.RavenSystemcannotguaranteethatyouwillseeGodafteryoudiesoyoucanlodgeyourcomplaints)

35 'Today I Learned' Facts That Show It's Never Too Late To Learn (New Pics)

There's some things that have worked for me: get up at the usual time have something to eat and go back to bed (trick the brain that it's still a work day). As a teenager (I have migraines since I was 6 ysr old) my parents would come to my bed with a mug of lukewarm milk, I barely opened my eyes, drank it and went back to sleep. Other things that work are a bit of yoga, meditation or breathing exercises.

35 'Today I Learned' Facts That Show It's Never Too Late To Learn (New Pics)

I will bring snacks and juice boxes....

35 'Today I Learned' Facts That Show It's Never Too Late To Learn (New Pics)

I think we're going to have to bring a group action

35 'Today I Learned' Facts That Show It's Never Too Late To Learn (New Pics)

Actually lol'd. I'm a sufferer of this too, I'll join your complaint.

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Steve • submitted a list addition 3 years ago

People Are Posting Pics Of Their Cats Stretching, And It’s Hilarious (198 Pics)

Steve • commented on a post 4 days ago

30 Heartwarming Stories About How People Met Their Partners After 30

Steve • commented on 2 posts 6 days ago

50 Times People Spotted Something Magnificent In The Nature And Had To Share It Online

"You will eat your mouse and like it, young lady! ...No, you cannot have more bread, you are an OWL, now behave like one!"

50 People Having A Pretty Miserable Day (New Pics)

What the hell is this? What sick a-hole would do that?

Steve • commented on 7 posts 1 month ago

30 Peculiar Things That Seem Normal In Some Countries, But Not In The Rest Of The World

Spuds = Potatoes

50 Very Old Human Creations That Still Surprise Us Today, As Shared In This Online Group

Wow, that's an amazing ring!

"You People Are Insane": People Online Are Surprised By Halloween Stores In The US That Are Only There For This Specific Period Of Time

...I've seen christmas decorations shops in the UK as well. Hallowe'en ones aren't that surprising, I guess.

30 ‘Today I Learned’ Facts That Show It’s Never Too Late To Learn (New Pics)

I don't suppose he could pause it this weekend, and let me have one more day before going back to work?

30 ‘Today I Learned’ Facts That Show It’s Never Too Late To Learn (New Pics)

hahah, bet it was just an early meme :D

40 Funny Posts Of People Grasping The Reality That They're Old Now, As Shared On This Online Group

that pen is still the pinnacle of technology

40 Funny Posts Of People Grasping The Reality That They're Old Now, As Shared On This Online Group

still want it TBH

Steve • commented on 4 posts 2 months ago

35 'Today I Learned' Facts That Show It's Never Too Late To Learn (New Pics)

wait, what? So THAT'S why I get kick-ass migraine attacks at the weekend? And the way to cure it is to get MORE stressed at the weekend? Right, who designed the Human Body? I want to make a formal complaint...

Guy Shows Why Japan Is Already Living In The Future, Goes Viral (15 Pics)

we had to do this in infant and primary school as kids here in the UK (shoes for outside, plimsolls for inside). Not the case in Secondary school and up.

40 Best 'Ads With Threatening Auras' Shared On This Hilarious Facebook Group

I'd swear this would be an advert on rick and morty's interdimensional cable...

40 Best 'Ads With Threatening Auras' Shared On This Hilarious Facebook Group

"can I take the cash equivalent, please?"

Steve • commented on 4 posts 3 months ago

50 Times People Encountered Such Bad Designs, They Just Had To Share (New Pics)

Having taken on work like this before, I know we are given templates that show all the areas that get cut out or covered up on each panel when designing vinyl wraps. Areas that can have images and text, as well as panels that can only have flat colour. Someone made a conscious choice to put her there knowing full well her nose would be a break light :D

People Are Taking WikiHow Images Out Of Context And Adding Their Own Funny And Dark Captions (50 New Pics)

or "Tips for a DIY vasectomy"

People Are Sharing The Most Badass Responses From Students (30 Stories)

thanks - it was way back in '98... She was a genuinely lovely teacher, I just think she must have had a bad week or day, and didn't think, so I held no grudge. Still, it's an experience that always reminds me I should understand that others may have things going on in their lives that I have no idea of, and shouldn't be quick to berate or judge.

People Are Sharing The Most Badass Responses From Students (30 Stories)

I missed an Art History lesson (during "A" levels - I'm from the UK) and my tutor kicked off the next time I was in class, explaining quite angrily to me how Id have to stay late, catch up and be more dedicated. She then asked where I had been, to which I had to explain in front of the how class I'd been at my grandfather's funeral (I really had been). She when very quiet, uttered an apology and didn't bother me at all for the rest of the lesson.

Steve • commented on 2 posts 4 months ago

50 Times People Spotted Others Acting Like Complete Jerks And Had To Shame Them Online

...it upsets me more that the ketchup bottle are upsidedown :(

"Make Me Suffer": 40 Of The Most Painful Images Posted By This Online Community

sorry but that looks disgusting even without the mould....

Steve • upvoted 2 items 1 day ago

‘What's Legal But If You Do It You Still Look Like A Psychopath?’: 30 Of The Funniest Answers

Thank you, I was confused why it didn't seem odd to me lol.

‘What's Legal But If You Do It You Still Look Like A Psychopath?’: 30 Of The Funniest Answers

Very common in UK.

Steve • upvoted 2 items 5 days ago

'Bad Science Jokes': 50 Nerdy Posts That Are So Bad, They're Actually Good (New Pics)

This may be nerve wracking at first, but you must also remember that 14 is an even number that's divisible by 7, so it is possible for even numbers to have odd factors!

'Bad Science Jokes': 50 Nerdy Posts That Are So Bad, They're Actually Good (New Pics)

I had to check. I am highly offended that this is correct.

Steve • upvoted 2 items 6 days ago

People Are Sharing The Most Hilarious Stories About What They Were Like As Kids That Truly Encapsulate Their Personality

To break wind is to, fart or pass gas.

People Are Sharing The Most Hilarious Stories About What They Were Like As Kids That Truly Encapsulate Their Personality

I'm not particularly religious, but if a pastor tells a 7-year-old they don't belong because of their questions about God, I don't think that person deserves to be a pastor.

Steve • upvoted 2 items 1 week ago

People Talk About Which Celebrities Are Totally Different Behind The Scenes (30 Answers)

The every member of the Gorillaz seem fake to me

Design, Funny

30 Times People Didn’t Think Their Message Through And It Resulted In These Fails (New Pics)

Steve • upvoted 2 items 1 week ago

50 Hilarious Boyfriends And Husbands Who Make Sure That Their Relationships Are Never Boring (New Pics)

Zaphod? Is that you?

50 Hilarious Boyfriends And Husbands Who Make Sure That Their Relationships Are Never Boring (New Pics)

It's Zaphod Beeblebrox.

Steve • upvoted 5 items 3 weeks ago

People Share Life Hacks That Actually Work, And Here Are 30 Of The Most Useful Ones

Or just don't throw trash around in your car. Have a little bag handy for the stuff you want to throw away.

People Are Sharing 30 'Unwritten' Rules In Their Countries That Tourists Should Know

In London, people also stand on the right though. I don't think there's a link.

50 Amazing Medical Cases That Are Interesting And Bizarre At The Same Time

I want every anti-vaxxer to see this.

People Are Sharing 30 'Unwritten' Rules In Their Countries That Tourists Should Know

Me in the Lobby of the largest bank in Amman: "I really like the look of this Bank"

50 Amazing Medical Cases That Are Interesting And Bizarre At The Same Time

How did she even blink?

Steve • upvoted 5 items 1 month ago

50 People Who Absolutely Nailed Their Halloween Costumes (New Pics)

HOLY CRAP!!!! It's absolutely AMAZING!!!! The time & effort put into it is all worth it.

30 ‘Today I Learned’ Facts That Show It’s Never Too Late To Learn (New Pics)

Got confused when I read that and saw the picture. Known as Fizzers in the UK.....which reminds me of Parma Violets

This Online Community Shares Pics Of Products That Make Its Members Say "I Need It" (50 Pics)

the image makes me so uncomfortable

This Online Community Shares Pics Of Products That Make Its Members Say "I Need It" (50 Pics)

I have one of these. It's rubbish. It's far, far too easy. Even a complete beginner can pick it within seconds.

40 Funny Posts Of People Grasping The Reality That They're Old Now, As Shared On This Online Group

still want it TBH

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