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Stannous Flouride • commented on 19 posts 1 day ago

40 Fun Facts That Might Make You Raise An Eyebrow, But They Are In Fact 100% True

It is likely that they are known under more than one name.

From Hilarious To Utterly Chilling, 30 People Share What “The Incident” At Their School Was

And hopefully put in "General Population" in prison where pedos are VERY unpopular.

40 Fun Facts That Might Make You Raise An Eyebrow, But They Are In Fact 100% True

It is likely that they are known under more than one name.

From Hilarious To Utterly Chilling, 30 People Share What “The Incident” At Their School Was

And hopefully put in "General Population" in prison where pedos are VERY unpopular.

From Hilarious To Utterly Chilling, 30 People Share What “The Incident” At Their School Was

The danger of mercury is from the vapors or ingestion. Handling it, unless you're dumb enough to lick your fingers, isn't much of a hazard.

From Hilarious To Utterly Chilling, 30 People Share What “The Incident” At Their School Was

"Some times a good cuss word is better than a whole prayer." -Rep Shirley Chisholm to 15y.o. me after hearing me shout "FU¢K!" after taking a bad fall down sone stairs.

From Hilarious To Utterly Chilling, 30 People Share What “The Incident” At Their School Was

But rainbows are a threat to kids.

From Hilarious To Utterly Chilling, 30 People Share What “The Incident” At Their School Was

There's a Loophole that they should have known about but this sounds like it was probably before Garfunkel & Oates created their classic song with that title. (if you haven't seen it go to YT right now!) https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2023/06/garfunkelandoates-theloophole-647987bd0c357-png.jpg

From Hilarious To Utterly Chilling, 30 People Share What “The Incident” At Their School Was

Lucky he dodged her plans for his crucifixion.

From Hilarious To Utterly Chilling, 30 People Share What “The Incident” At Their School Was

I hope there was a sloth for the VP slot/

Man Gets Banned From Daughter-In-Law's House After Eating A Muffin Made With Her Breast Milk

Breast milk popsicles for a teething baby is beyond brilliant!

Beneath The Ice: I Took Underwater Shots Of Lake Baikal's Seals (16 Pics)

These are the only fresh water seals on Earth.

Man Condemns Sister For Excluding His Amputee Daughter From Allegedly ‘Child-Free’ Wedding

That's why I revel in the ones that bring out the onion ninjas.

30 Hilariously Accurate Memes About Millennials Other Generations Probably Won't Understand, As Shared By This Online Page

Headline: Millennials are Ruining the Center Part Industry

This Instagram Page Spreads Only Good And Positive Vibes, Here Are 50 Of Its Best Posts

And silently live with guilt and regrets til the end of their days.

This Instagram Page Spreads Only Good And Positive Vibes, Here Are 50 Of Its Best Posts

And the party from the Red states has been trying hard to pass a law outlawing a limit on the price of $35.

This Instagram Page Spreads Only Good And Positive Vibes, Here Are 50 Of Its Best Posts

Only two of the 78 dogs from Michael Vick's dog fighting ring were unable to be re-homed. One was too badly injured and had to be put down. The other, after over two years of effort by several different trainers, remained too vicious to be around children or other dogs.

50 Hilarious Memes From The ‘Women’s Humor’ Twitter Account

I thought the straw was spaghetti.

32 Things That Only Attractive People Can Get Away With, As Shared In This Viral Thread

An entire fusillade.

Guy Accidentally Sends A Poor Community A $15,041 Donation Instead of $150, Chaos Ensues

I regularly donate through the Kiva micro-loan site. You make a small loan to someone you choose for a project that will help someone improve their lives. Their repayment rate is over 80% and most of the recipients are women (I think 75%). When they repay it you can redirect it to someone else. I gave my family members all $50 gift cards from there for them to pick someone. I've helped several people get indoor toilets because I still remember during a financially hard time, having to use an outhouse for almost a year.

Dad Is Sick And Tired Of Constant Complaints From Picky-Eater Children, Figures Out A Way To Make Them Change Their Tune

My siblings and I were allowed to choose one food that we didn't like and we would never have to eat it. It was often something new, or something that she very rarely made, like New England clam chowder. When I'd taste something new, I'd say, "This is it. This is my one food." And she'd say something like, "Are you sure you want to waste it on this? I've never made it before and probably won't again for a really long time." I would accede and eat it and it wasn't until I was working as a cook in my twenties that I realized I'd been played. Nice one, Mom.

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Stannous Flouride • upvoted 21 items 1 day ago

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Listen, real manly men would not hold hands with their friend, they would just let him slip away and die.

Guy Finds Out His GF Deleted All The Pics Of His Late Wife While He Was In The Shower, Kicks Her Out Of The House

Even with divorce it would be unacceptable. My partner was divorced two years before I met him. I'd never ask him to delete pictures of his ex. She's the mother of his children and was part of his life. They're still friends.

This Instagram Page Spreads Only Good And Positive Vibes, Here Are 50 Of Its Best Posts

Listen, real manly men would not hold hands with their friend, they would just let him slip away and die.

Guy Finds Out His GF Deleted All The Pics Of His Late Wife While He Was In The Shower, Kicks Her Out Of The House

Person Takes Sweet Revenge On Relentless Bully 15 Years Later, Making Him Say ‘Goodbye’ To His Engagement

of course u love it the OP got revenge and saved someone from a terrible relationship all in one go.

Guy Accidentally Sends A Poor Community A $15,041 Donation Instead of $150, Chaos Ensues

F**k, one of the best stories I read on BP, I really liked this one

From Hilarious To Utterly Chilling, 30 People Share What “The Incident” At Their School Was

Abstinence only sex ed just tells you to wait until marriage. But it gives you zero information about sex during marriage because it gives you zero information about sex. It's not a morality issue - it's a control issue.

From Hilarious To Utterly Chilling, 30 People Share What “The Incident” At Their School Was

I normally try not to swear but, WHAT THE F**K.

From Hilarious To Utterly Chilling, 30 People Share What “The Incident” At Their School Was

The biggest irony is that people who teach abstinence only sex-ed are usually members of a religion based upon an instance where abstinence was not effective at preventing pregnancy.

From Hilarious To Utterly Chilling, 30 People Share What “The Incident” At Their School Was

I did a project in 7th grade where we used rockets made out of 2 liters. My rocket was decorated with hot pink tiger striped duck tape, to be exact.

Person Takes Sweet Revenge On Relentless Bully 15 Years Later, Making Him Say ‘Goodbye’ To His Engagement

I empathize.... I was too. By extended family! 🤗 It never really goes away, does it? I cut 99% of my family out of my life and feel loads better. I don't know that I would have done this either. But you gotta admit, it saved the lady from a life of misery with a dōuchebag lol

From Hilarious To Utterly Chilling, 30 People Share What “The Incident” At Their School Was

At a middle school I taught at years ago in San Diego, the male principal snapped the bra of an 8th girl because it was showing. He never got in any trouble for it, but the dad attempted to kick hi a** that afternoon.

From Hilarious To Utterly Chilling, 30 People Share What “The Incident” At Their School Was

It's not an affair, even if the student was 18, it's predatory. He should have been in jail not just fired. Obviously I don't know where and when this was, but in Australia, for the last 20+ years a teacher would be charged (hopefully jailed) and de-registered as a teacher. Is it really still common for teachers to just be moved onto another school in some places? It was bad when priests were treated the same way in the past and it's bad when teachers are too.

From Hilarious To Utterly Chilling, 30 People Share What “The Incident” At Their School Was

Was the armadillo okay?

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That's a great thing to do!

This Instagram Page Spreads Only Good And Positive Vibes, Here Are 50 Of Its Best Posts

i dont understand when people get mad of stuff like queerbaiting or lbgt people in shows. like it doesn't matter to the show at all why do you care. on show had bad reviews because the show went woke i dont understand at all why people give a f**k about it espeicially when it doesnt matter to the the show ( might get downvoted for this this is just my opinion on the matter)

32 Things That Only Attractive People Can Get Away With, As Shared In This Viral Thread

Managers of a Fetish S&M Alien Erotic Encounters Fantasy Swingers Club Free Your Mind and Body Club...?

From Hilarious To Utterly Chilling, 30 People Share What “The Incident” At Their School Was

Early '80's. Suburban Minneapolis. Similar except it only took out the drinking fountain. Same guy was suspected of a r@pe the next semester but never charged.

Guy Finds Out His GF Deleted All The Pics Of His Late Wife While He Was In The Shower, Kicks Her Out Of The House

OMG. So I should delete all the pictures of the people I've loved and lost? He was right flushing that crazy.

From Hilarious To Utterly Chilling, 30 People Share What “The Incident” At Their School Was

Time sure changes things! In my Highschool days (1963-67) the Science, and later, Chemistry teachers , had bottles (flasks, I guess) of mercury, and we could pour some out into a bowl and do experiments with it. Floating iron, covering pennies, reflecting light, all sorts of neat stuff. Nobody ever had a problem with that.

30 Hilariously Accurate Memes About Millennials Other Generations Probably Won't Understand, As Shared By This Online Page

Home Alone is closer in time to the moon landing than it is to now.

This Instagram Page Spreads Only Good And Positive Vibes, Here Are 50 Of Its Best Posts

I managed to get dressed today...

This Instagram Page Spreads Only Good And Positive Vibes, Here Are 50 Of Its Best Posts

the beer angel is a good drag queen name

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Stannous Flouride • commented on 19 posts 1 day ago

40 Fun Facts That Might Make You Raise An Eyebrow, But They Are In Fact 100% True

It is likely that they are known under more than one name.

From Hilarious To Utterly Chilling, 30 People Share What “The Incident” At Their School Was

And hopefully put in "General Population" in prison where pedos are VERY unpopular.

From Hilarious To Utterly Chilling, 30 People Share What “The Incident” At Their School Was

The danger of mercury is from the vapors or ingestion. Handling it, unless you're dumb enough to lick your fingers, isn't much of a hazard.

From Hilarious To Utterly Chilling, 30 People Share What “The Incident” At Their School Was

"Some times a good cuss word is better than a whole prayer." -Rep Shirley Chisholm to 15y.o. me after hearing me shout "FU¢K!" after taking a bad fall down sone stairs.

From Hilarious To Utterly Chilling, 30 People Share What “The Incident” At Their School Was

But rainbows are a threat to kids.

From Hilarious To Utterly Chilling, 30 People Share What “The Incident” At Their School Was

Lucky he dodged her plans for his crucifixion.

From Hilarious To Utterly Chilling, 30 People Share What “The Incident” At Their School Was

I hope there was a sloth for the VP slot/

Man Gets Banned From Daughter-In-Law's House After Eating A Muffin Made With Her Breast Milk

Breast milk popsicles for a teething baby is beyond brilliant!

Beneath The Ice: I Took Underwater Shots Of Lake Baikal's Seals (16 Pics)

These are the only fresh water seals on Earth.

Man Condemns Sister For Excluding His Amputee Daughter From Allegedly ‘Child-Free’ Wedding

That's why I revel in the ones that bring out the onion ninjas.

30 Hilariously Accurate Memes About Millennials Other Generations Probably Won't Understand, As Shared By This Online Page

Headline: Millennials are Ruining the Center Part Industry

This Instagram Page Spreads Only Good And Positive Vibes, Here Are 50 Of Its Best Posts

And silently live with guilt and regrets til the end of their days.

This Instagram Page Spreads Only Good And Positive Vibes, Here Are 50 Of Its Best Posts

And the party from the Red states has been trying hard to pass a law outlawing a limit on the price of $35.

This Instagram Page Spreads Only Good And Positive Vibes, Here Are 50 Of Its Best Posts

50 Hilarious Memes From The ‘Women’s Humor’ Twitter Account

I thought the straw was spaghetti.

32 Things That Only Attractive People Can Get Away With, As Shared In This Viral Thread

An entire fusillade.

Guy Accidentally Sends A Poor Community A $15,041 Donation Instead of $150, Chaos Ensues

Dad Is Sick And Tired Of Constant Complaints From Picky-Eater Children, Figures Out A Way To Make Them Change Their Tune

Stannous Flouride • commented on a post 2 days ago

30 Things Worth Firing Over These People Saw Happening In Real Time At Work, As Listed In This Online Thread

It's staffed by dragons.

Stannous Flouride • upvoted 20 items 1 day ago

40 Funny Tweets That Parents Might Find Painfully Accurate (May Edition)

I was coming to say a version of this. Throw a Charlie Brown ghost sheet over them and say they are William Blake. He liked death poems.

Person Takes Sweet Revenge On Relentless Bully 15 Years Later, Making Him Say ‘Goodbye’ To His Engagement

of course u love it the OP got revenge and saved someone from a terrible relationship all in one go.

Person Takes Sweet Revenge On Relentless Bully 15 Years Later, Making Him Say ‘Goodbye’ To His Engagement

I have absolutely no pity for bullies, so I totally love this little revenge plot.

From Hilarious To Utterly Chilling, 30 People Share What “The Incident” At Their School Was

I did a project in 7th grade where we used rockets made out of 2 liters. My rocket was decorated with hot pink tiger striped duck tape, to be exact.

From Hilarious To Utterly Chilling, 30 People Share What “The Incident” At Their School Was

Suícide. Come on, we can face the truth of the word and not hide from it. The word is "suícide". We should not be ashamed or afraid of the word. Hiding and shaming and making even the word itself taboo is what results in people not reaching out when they need help. If any of my fellow Pandas have suícidal thoughts, you are not alone, and you are not unworthy or useless. You are not hated and shunned, you are loved, at least by me, if not others. If you need an ear, my email and my IG are on my bio. I have been where you are standing now, and I can offer a hand (well, a paw) to help you step back, if you need it.

From Hilarious To Utterly Chilling, 30 People Share What “The Incident” At Their School Was

Early '80's. Suburban Minneapolis. Similar except it only took out the drinking fountain. Same guy was suspected of a r@pe the next semester but never charged.

From Hilarious To Utterly Chilling, 30 People Share What “The Incident” At Their School Was

@adhortator if you're talking about the Japanese invasion of Korea, that's actually very serious because there were literal war crimes, rape, murder of citizens, tho i probably misunderstood spectacularly

From Hilarious To Utterly Chilling, 30 People Share What “The Incident” At Their School Was

I normally try not to swear but, WHAT THE F**K.

From Hilarious To Utterly Chilling, 30 People Share What “The Incident” At Their School Was

Was the armadillo okay?

From Hilarious To Utterly Chilling, 30 People Share What “The Incident” At Their School Was

No, all because of how the school reacted to an accident. Don't blame the girl.

From Hilarious To Utterly Chilling, 30 People Share What “The Incident” At Their School Was

The biggest irony is that people who teach abstinence only sex-ed are usually members of a religion based upon an instance where abstinence was not effective at preventing pregnancy.

From Hilarious To Utterly Chilling, 30 People Share What “The Incident” At Their School Was

It sounds like what people did with Prohibition, but worse because people don't have an innate desire for alcohol.

From Hilarious To Utterly Chilling, 30 People Share What “The Incident” At Their School Was

And that's why abstinence only "sex ed" is a terrible, terrible idea.

From Hilarious To Utterly Chilling, 30 People Share What “The Incident” At Their School Was

Again, with the censorship that makes no sense. 90 % of these "articles" are literally stolen from Reddit, but Bored Panda is worried about word choice that is neither racist, nor profane, nor a pejorative.

From Hilarious To Utterly Chilling, 30 People Share What “The Incident” At Their School Was

I would have voted for the capybara too

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