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31 Comics That I Created To Make People Laugh (New Pics)

Sparrow Flying Free • commented on 4 posts 2 years ago

40 Times People Missed The Joke So Bad, They Embarrassed Themselves On The Internet

Lovely picture of the box, but I was told that there was a cat in this image?

15 Paintings Of Eyes Full Of Emotions By Malsart

You had us in the first half, not gonna lie

40 Times People Missed The Joke So Bad, They Embarrassed Themselves On The Internet

Lovely picture of the box, but I was told that there was a cat in this image?

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Sparrow Flying Free • upvoted 3 items 2 years ago

15 Paintings Of Eyes Full Of Emotions By Malsart

You wouldn't understand, you had to be there, to see what u saw

15 Paintings Of Eyes Full Of Emotions By Malsart

Hope lingers yet

15 Paintings Of Eyes Full Of Emotions By Malsart

You wouldn't understand, you had to be there, to see what u saw

15 Paintings Of Eyes Full Of Emotions By Malsart

Hope lingers yet

15 Paintings Of Eyes Full Of Emotions By Malsart

Looking into the horizon, he saw only once before. It calms him and he sees his grandmother and her double pointed needles, rocking on her porch. He sees himself playing with childhood friends, back home, in Oklahoma, the smell of peach cobbler overpowering other delicious aromas, as his mother calls for him at dinnertime. He nearly sheds a tear, before Elmo pulled the trigger.

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Sparrow Flying Free • upvoted 28 items 3 years ago

“To The Rest Of The World, You Have No Idea What’s Coming”: Man Lists 6 Stages Italy Has Gone Through

Stores need to take control of that hoarding. Anyone working at a store where they see someone buying unusual amounts of something and doesn't stop them is straight up immoral.

“To The Rest Of The World, You Have No Idea What’s Coming”: Man Lists 6 Stages Italy Has Gone Through

I think we should be worried. We should DEFINITELY be worried and this post proves that. But there's a fine line between being worried and being a straight-up asshole and hoarding supplies that could go to others in need. Here in Arkansas we have 3 cases and already the toilet paper, hand sanitizer, and essential supplies are sold out. My heart goes out to y'all in heavily infected countries that are breaking under the fear of coronavirus. Stay safe <3

“To The Rest Of The World, You Have No Idea What’s Coming”: Man Lists 6 Stages Italy Has Gone Through

Stores need to take control of that hoarding. Anyone working at a store where they see someone buying unusual amounts of something and doesn't stop them is straight up immoral.

“To The Rest Of The World, You Have No Idea What’s Coming”: Man Lists 6 Stages Italy Has Gone Through

Animals, Comics

Here Are Our 30 Best Comics That Depict The Snarky Conversations Between Sharks And Other Aquatic Life

24 Funny Doodles This Artist Drew During Meetings They Didn't Need To Be At

Too soon?

Jimmy Fallon Asks People To Ruin TV Shows With One Word And Here Are 30 Hilarious Responses

So true

40 Most Wholesome Rescue Pet Photos Of This Month (February Edition)

Sharing everything with you loved one = happiness for. Two

Jimmy Fallon Asks People To Ruin TV Shows With One Word And Here Are 30 Hilarious Responses

Stranger Danger Things

Jimmy Fallon Asks People To Ruin TV Shows With One Word And Here Are 30 Hilarious Responses

Never gonna give ...

Stray Staffie With A Fabulous Smile Finds Her Forever Home

Staffies are not Pit Bulls - they are a different breed. Pit Bulls and 'Pit Bull type dogs' (as it is described in the Dangerous Dogs Act 1991) aren't allowed in the UK so if she had been a Pit Bull they would not have been able to re-home this little dog.

People Share 30 Of The Craziest Situations That Their Employers Still Expected Them To Continue Working Through

Unions are the reason certain countries have decent working conditions. Union-busting is the reason why certain countries' formerly decent working conditions are declining

Jimmy Fallon Asks People To Ruin TV Shows With One Word And Here Are 30 Hilarious Responses

Hay, we are just one big melting pot.

People Share 30 Of The Craziest Situations That Their Employers Still Expected Them To Continue Working Through

Still less harmful than scissors in your back.

Italian Woman Documents The Carefree Life Of Her Cat And It Kinda Makes You Jealous (36 Pics)

Kitty

People Share 30 Of The Craziest Situations That Their Employers Still Expected Them To Continue Working Through

So you, with a story like this, have been telling others for months on BP that their stories didn't happen, and we're supposed to believe you?

People Share 30 Of The Craziest Situations That Their Employers Still Expected Them To Continue Working Through

I have the opposite experience with my employer. A few years ago, I got steroid poisoning from a shot for eczema. I was supposed to only get one in the office, but ended accidentally got prescribed at home shots. After a few days, I couldn't eat, sleep, and was seriously dehydrated. I only figured it out because I went to the doctor with my uncle and she noticed something was off. I was too weak to get out of bed, so my sister and dad went to my boss and told her what happened. She was very cool about it and gave me as much time as I needed to get better.

People Share 30 Of The Craziest Situations That Their Employers Still Expected Them To Continue Working Through

"Nah, she just helped raise me, look after me when my parents were busy/needed a break, sneak me an extra $20 when I was going to the movies with my friends, all the usual awesome grandma stuff. Not important at all. Fool."

Jimmy Fallon Asks People To Ruin TV Shows With One Word And Here Are 30 Hilarious Responses

Finding Nemo murdered

People Share 30 Of The Craziest Situations That Their Employers Still Expected Them To Continue Working Through

If that booster pack was anything other than Yu-Gi-Oh!, that customer can suck it.

People Share 30 Of The Craziest Situations That Their Employers Still Expected Them To Continue Working Through

If you were paid, then you got paid for nothing. Bonus.

People Share 30 Of The Craziest Situations That Their Employers Still Expected Them To Continue Working Through

What an idiot. I hope you told him yes and asked for bereavement pay.

24 Funny Doodles This Artist Drew During Meetings They Didn't Need To Be At

lol true, hurry boy she's waiting there for you, AfRiCa... i bless the rains

30 Of The Best Parenting Tweets Of The Month (February)

Ah the negotiator

24 Funny Doodles This Artist Drew During Meetings They Didn't Need To Be At

Insert Toto Africa here

24 Funny Doodles This Artist Drew During Meetings They Didn't Need To Be At

Unrelated

Jimmy Fallon Asks People To Ruin TV Shows With One Word And Here Are 30 Hilarious Responses

*sarcasm* Wait, so you mean that a news outlet gets paid through advertising? What?

Guy Named Dick Tries Creating A Wedding Hashtag For Him And Fiancee, Gets Ridiculously Inappropriate Results

'Everyone get dicked' ftw

Mom Updates The Existing Food Pyramid To What Her Kids Are Actually Willing To Eat

Giving them shit sometimes is fine, but this is the food pyramid so it means it's constant, and that is just lazyness.

40 Most Wholesome Rescue Pet Photos Of This Month (February Edition)

i have a rescue dog with an under bite. i just love doggies with character <3

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Sparrow Flying Free • commented on 4 posts 3 years ago

“To The Rest Of The World, You Have No Idea What’s Coming”: Man Lists 6 Stages Italy Has Gone Through

Dave Releases 30 Animal 'Guides' And They're So Ridiculous, They're Hilarious

Emus

“To The Rest Of The World, You Have No Idea What’s Coming”: Man Lists 6 Stages Italy Has Gone Through

Dave Releases 30 Animal 'Guides' And They're So Ridiculous, They're Hilarious

Emus

People Are Pointing Out That The Lack Of Sick Days For US Employees Could Make The Spread Of Coronavirus Accelerate

Y'all are so lucky. I live in the USA and as far as I know we don't have those laws

People Share 30 Of The Craziest Situations That Their Employers Still Expected Them To Continue Working Through

Pretty sure Jellybear means "douche"

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Sparrow Flying Free • commented on 4 posts 2 years ago

40 Times People Missed The Joke So Bad, They Embarrassed Themselves On The Internet

Lovely picture of the box, but I was told that there was a cat in this image?

15 Paintings Of Eyes Full Of Emotions By Malsart

You had us in the first half, not gonna lie

15 Paintings Of Eyes Full Of Emotions By Malsart

Suspicious/shifty

These 2-Sentence Horror Stories Will Send Shivers Down Your Spine

Me three XD

Sparrow Flying Free • commented on 16 posts 3 years ago

“To The Rest Of The World, You Have No Idea What’s Coming”: Man Lists 6 Stages Italy Has Gone Through

Dave Releases 30 Animal 'Guides' And They're So Ridiculous, They're Hilarious

Emus

People Are Pointing Out That The Lack Of Sick Days For US Employees Could Make The Spread Of Coronavirus Accelerate

Y'all are so lucky. I live in the USA and as far as I know we don't have those laws

People Share 30 Of The Craziest Situations That Their Employers Still Expected Them To Continue Working Through

Pretty sure Jellybear means "douche"

I Turn Antique Keys Into Creatures With Lives Of Their Own

Whimsical

40 Most Wholesome Rescue Pet Photos Of This Month (February Edition)

It took me a moment to find the paws!

Dad Buys An Antique Chair For His Daughter, 2 Years Later Her Boyfriend Tells Her It's Actually A Birthing Chair

Ask away

21 Bizarre Medical Practices Used In The Past That Will Make You Appreciate Modern Medicine

Interesting that some people actually benefited from this and some didn't. I can see where people were going with that idea.

These 30 Amazing Comebacks Made By Plants Are Oddly Inspirational

Mine too :p

Here Are Our 30 Best Comics That Depict The Snarky Conversations Between Sharks And Other Aquatic Life

Noooooooo!

Here Are Our 30 Best Comics That Depict The Snarky Conversations Between Sharks And Other Aquatic Life

But I love The Hobbit!

Here Are Our 30 Best Comics That Depict The Snarky Conversations Between Sharks And Other Aquatic Life

Ahahahaha!

Space Station Commander Finally Answers Whether A Fart Can Propel Astronauts In Zero Gravity

Priorities

I Suffer From Exploding Head Syndrome, And Here's A Comic Explaining What It's Like

I hate to break it to you, but Exploding Head Syndrome is real. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Exploding_head_syndrome

The Winners Of The 2020 Underwater Photographer Of The Year Contest Might Take Your Breath Away (30 Pics)

Stunning photo!

The Winners Of The 2020 Underwater Photographer Of The Year Contest Might Take Your Breath Away (30 Pics)

Join us...

Sparrow Flying Free • upvoted 5 items 2 years ago

15 Paintings Of Eyes Full Of Emotions By Malsart

Hope lingers yet

15 Paintings Of Eyes Full Of Emotions By Malsart

You wouldn't understand, you had to be there, to see what u saw

“To The Rest Of The World, You Have No Idea What’s Coming”: Man Lists 6 Stages Italy Has Gone Through

Stores need to take control of that hoarding. Anyone working at a store where they see someone buying unusual amounts of something and doesn't stop them is straight up immoral.

These 2-Sentence Horror Stories Will Send Shivers Down Your Spine

Oh crud call the doctor the plastic is coming to life again!

Sparrow Flying Free • upvoted 15 items 3 years ago

“To The Rest Of The World, You Have No Idea What’s Coming”: Man Lists 6 Stages Italy Has Gone Through

Taylor Swift Plays The Role Of An Entitled Dude For "The Man" Video, And It's Full Of Easter Eggs

The next wave of feminism will examine the finer details of existing as a woman on this planet. Sexism runs much deeper than most realize. Taylor could have made another video about being in a relationship and crooning over some guy, but she decided instead to make a much needed statement. Go Taylor!

This Online Community Shares The Silliest Dog Photos Where Their Teeth Are Visible In A Funny Way (30 Pics)

*Jaws theme plays*

This Online Community Shares The Silliest Dog Photos Where Their Teeth Are Visible In A Funny Way (30 Pics)

Whispers : heh ... Uhh let's not make this fifficult put the chicken in the bag

45 People Share The Worst Things Their Teacher Has Done To Them

Now where is your proof?

45 People Share The Worst Things Their Teacher Has Done To Them

I would has gone in the pool with my period and made him the most uncomfortable human being in the world LOL

45 People Share The Worst Things Their Teacher Has Done To Them

Encourage him to take up base-jumping and swimming with great white sharks. None of the seven deadly sins will be committed.

45 People Share The Worst Things Their Teacher Has Done To Them

Maybe not by the human, but the shark will commit gluttony given the chance. Do you want to send a poor shark to Hell just to get rid of an idiot?

30 Comics By ToothyBj That People Who Like Dark Humor Will Appreciate

I had a blast with those! Great humour :D

30 Comics By ToothyBj That People Who Like Dark Humor Will Appreciate

He seems very nice i wanna be there freind

30 Comics By ToothyBj That People Who Like Dark Humor Will Appreciate

That's a Canadian prison.

30 Comics By ToothyBj That People Who Like Dark Humor Will Appreciate

HAHAHAHAHHA

30 Comics By ToothyBj That People Who Like Dark Humor Will Appreciate

It’s GramBRAH

30 Comics By ToothyBj That People Who Like Dark Humor Will Appreciate

No. No one must ever know.

30 Comics By ToothyBj That People Who Like Dark Humor Will Appreciate

Well, if you have to over explain...

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