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E • upvoted 3 items 1 day ago

People Share The Strangest Things They Weren't Supposed To Hear But Did Because Of Thin Walls

Taking a trip to the Bone Zone. :p

People Share The Strangest Things They Weren't Supposed To Hear But Did Because Of Thin Walls

Bumping nasties, horizontal mambo, clapping cheeks, have relations (singular is called self relations), hit a home run, shag and afternoon delight to name a few =)

People Share The Strangest Things They Weren't Supposed To Hear But Did Because Of Thin Walls

Taking a trip to the Bone Zone. :p

People Share The Strangest Things They Weren't Supposed To Hear But Did Because Of Thin Walls

Bumping nasties, horizontal mambo, clapping cheeks, have relations (singular is called self relations), hit a home run, shag and afternoon delight to name a few =)

50 Times Architects Outdid Themselves And Came Up With Something So Thoughtful That It Could Only Be Labeled As 'Friendly Architecture'

i have to confess i'm learing about a lot of "little" problems for disabled people in this article... never thought about lockers not being useable for handicaped people...

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E • upvoted 3 items 2 days ago

50 Times People Heard Someone Say Something So Blatantly Stupid, They Just Had To Share It Online

My fiancee was looking for her mobile phone while she was talking to me on her mobile phone. I like any good partner helped her with the 'search', offering suggestions where to check. Told her to call me back once she found it 😀

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I feed my cat while I make breakfast. One very sleep deprived morning I made cereal in her bowl and put her kibble in my cereal bowl. I didn't realize I f****d up until I shoved a giant spoonful of cat food in my mouth and chewed a few times.

50 Times People Heard Someone Say Something So Blatantly Stupid, They Just Had To Share It Online

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35 Passive-Aggressive Ways These Customer Service Workers Have Gotten Revenge On Rude Customers

This sounds like a setup for failure as it is an act that can be proven it has been done on purpose. Only one person had to find out and you are very likely losing your job. This is not petty, it's dumb.

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E • upvoted an item 3 days ago

40 Clever And Witty One-Panel Comics By New Yorker Cartoonist, Sofia Warren

I didn't either. I had to look up what 'Away game' means. It's a sports thing. If you, like me, don't give half a s**t about sports, you won't get it

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40 Clever And Witty One-Panel Comics By New Yorker Cartoonist, Sofia Warren

I don’t get this one, am I crazy?

E • upvoted 5 items 4 days ago

50 Times Famous People Shared Brilliant Comebacks That Definitely Left A Burn

50 Times Makeup Artists Messed Up And The Clients Had To "Wear" Their Fails (New Pics)

also it’s not supposed to be lobster red

50 Times Famous People Shared Brilliant Comebacks That Definitely Left A Burn

Someone would put this in a "soured like milk" category, but oh well.

Someone Asked, ‘What’s A Secret You’ll Never Tell Your Partner?’, 40 People Delivered

I'm not gonna put any secrets here! My partner is on BP too

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E • upvoted 4 items 5 days ago

50 Times Famous People Shared Brilliant Comebacks That Definitely Left A Burn

I hate jk Rowling,homophobe

Someone Asked, ‘What’s A Secret You’ll Never Tell Your Partner?’, 40 People Delivered

I'm not a man - but I think if I was, and I could - I would.

50 Times Famous People Shared Brilliant Comebacks That Definitely Left A Burn

I hate jk Rowling,homophobe

Someone Asked, ‘What’s A Secret You’ll Never Tell Your Partner?’, 40 People Delivered

I'm not a man - but I think if I was, and I could - I would.

50 Times Famous People Shared Brilliant Comebacks That Definitely Left A Burn

A difference of opinion is "Oh i don't like onions" when someone says they love onions. Oppression of other humans isn't an opinion.

50 Hilariously Weird Things You Can Buy As Presents When You're All Out Of Ideas

I'm more disturbed by the erasure of the model's "thigh gap" than anything else on this page.

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E • upvoted an item 6 days ago

50 Hilariously Weird Things You Can Buy As Presents When You're All Out Of Ideas

Who wants to compromise? Soggy wins every time. Screw that palate-shredding crunchy trash!

E • upvoted an item 1 week ago

People Share 50 Things That Made Weddings Truly Unforgettable

Wait - some people do this in my country - but catching the bouquet and the garter doesn't mean those two people will get married to _each other_??! So why would the men run away and why would the DJ do that? 😅

E • upvoted 4 items 1 week ago

People Share 50 Things That Made Weddings Truly Unforgettable

That! Sure! Is! A lot! Of! Exclamation! Marks! Awesome story though.

50 People Who Took Their Family Photo Recreations To The Next Level (New Pics)

Exactly ....the swimwear colours are all wrong!🤨

People Share 50 Things That Made Weddings Truly Unforgettable

That! Sure! Is! A lot! Of! Exclamation! Marks! Awesome story though.

50 People Who Took Their Family Photo Recreations To The Next Level (New Pics)

Exactly ....the swimwear colours are all wrong!🤨

40 Cringeworthy LinkedIn Posts That Got Called Out By This Twitter Page

My handwriting looks like a chicken with a seizure disorder wrote it. I'm better off sending an email

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I let my friend use my car while i house-sit my neighbors house while my friend uses it for work (his car died)..9 days later, he comes back in a uber and gave me 500 bucks and i asked him where my car is and he said "ima be honest with you, i sold it for weed and alcohol so no hard feelings?" My car around that time was a 1965 Chevy Impala SS that my grandpa gave me before he died due to lung cancer and that was the last thing he gave to me so the car was very special to me and the fact that my "friend" sold it for f****n weed and alcohol blows my f****n mind😐 Also, i had an appraisal on my csr just in case if i needed money and the appraisal was around 35-45 grand for the car.

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