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Introverted, autistic, and a total pain in the arse #prostateexaminations

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vogonpoet • upvoted 3 items 2 weeks ago

30 Things That People Thought They Wanted So Much, Yet Regretted After Finally Getting, As Shared In This Online Group

I have one for over a decade, and no, not at all xD

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30 Things That People Thought They Wanted So Much, Yet Regretted After Finally Getting, As Shared In This Online Group

I have one for over a decade, and no, not at all xD

Flag Collector Finds A Loophole

Now That’s Going Out With Style!

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vogonpoet • commented on 3 posts 3 weeks ago

This Online Group Is Dedicated To Shaming Insane Parents, And Here Are 30 Of Their Best Posts (New Pics)

Lol

This Online Group Is Dedicated To Shaming Insane Parents, And Here Are 30 Of Their Best Posts (New Pics)

Wtf

This Online Group Is Dedicated To Shaming Insane Parents, And Here Are 30 Of Their Best Posts (New Pics)

Lol

This Online Group Is Dedicated To Shaming Insane Parents, And Here Are 30 Of Their Best Posts (New Pics)

Wtf

This Online Group Is Dedicated To Shaming Insane Parents, And Here Are 30 Of Their Best Posts (New Pics)

I did make cake with breastmilk once but only because i hated my husband.

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vogonpoet • upvoted 4 items 3 weeks ago

Demotivational Quotes

“Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.” - Alan Dundes

Found On Another Sub, Another Issue Blamed On Us

Demotivational Quotes

“Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.” - Alan Dundes

Found On Another Sub, Another Issue Blamed On Us

Yes Right They Are The 1% In The World

Here Comes The Boom!

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vogonpoet • upvoted an item 4 weeks ago

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Barbara Lee was the only congresswoman to vote against going to war in Afghanistan after September 11. Not going to say she was right, but at the time I remember even as a kid thinking she was crazy, and heard alot of the derisive talk much more common today, directed at her. (Not a patriot, traitor, blahblah) 20 Years later, the world seems alot less black and white, and her decision seems ferociously rational against a tide of fear and rage.

vogonpoet • upvoted 15 items 1 month ago

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50 ‘Cursed Comments’ That Are So Ridiculous, They're Hilarious (New Pics)

OCD

OCD.i dont know why many people in my lives believe they have OCD and they are proud about it. There is a difference between keeping everything organized and OCD.

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@addams_girl 😂😂💀

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20 Surreal Photos I Took In My Garage Without Using Photoshop

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vogonpoet • upvoted 8 items 2 months ago

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Ladies Is This True Haha

Grandmas Of Walmart

Ladies Is This True Haha

@femalesproblems & @emotionsquote.s Are The Biggest Female Communities On Ig 💕

30 Best ‘Bedrooms With Threatening Auras’ Shared On This Hilarious Facebook Group

Looks as if a hospital room and a 70s orgy room had a baby.

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This Makes Sense To Me

Y The Hell Haven’t U Followed @kalesalad Yet For Memes!! 🥗 @mikevcella

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vogonpoet • commented on 3 posts 2 months ago

30 Best ‘Bedrooms With Threatening Auras’ Shared On This Hilarious Facebook Group

You could sleep anywhere in there!

25-Year-Old Woman's Sterilization Journey Went Viral And Sparked A Conversation About Women Choosing Child-Free Lives

At 30, after five kids, my GP jumped through all the hoops for me to get my tubes tied, and the surgeons still said to me "What if you want more, or what if one of your kids died?" Like the obvious answer was to want to keep breeding, or to replace a child with a new one?

30 Best ‘Bedrooms With Threatening Auras’ Shared On This Hilarious Facebook Group

You could sleep anywhere in there!

25-Year-Old Woman's Sterilization Journey Went Viral And Sparked A Conversation About Women Choosing Child-Free Lives

30 Things Women Don't Understand About Men

I like that my SO and I can sit and not talk. It's nice to have silence in company.

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vogonpoet • submitted a list addition 12 months ago

Hey Pandas, What's Something That Feels Embarrassing But Shouldn't? (Closed)

vogonpoet • submitted a list addition 1 year ago

Hey Pandas, What Is A Poem To Sum Up How Your Life Is Going? (Closed)

vogonpoet • commented on 3 posts 3 weeks ago

This Online Group Is Dedicated To Shaming Insane Parents, And Here Are 30 Of Their Best Posts (New Pics)

Lol

This Online Group Is Dedicated To Shaming Insane Parents, And Here Are 30 Of Their Best Posts (New Pics)

Wtf

This Online Group Is Dedicated To Shaming Insane Parents, And Here Are 30 Of Their Best Posts (New Pics)

I did make cake with breastmilk once but only because i hated my husband.

vogonpoet • commented on 3 posts 1 month ago

35 Stories That Sound 100% Made Up But Are Actually True

I feel and hear patterns in my head. It's weird. It was trippy being a kid with 70s patterned carpets.

30 Hilarious Memes From This Facebook Page That Perfectly Sum Up Relationships

My personal hate. If he starts this up, I stop him midsentence and ask (sarcastically) if he'd like me to pull over so we can swap seats.

30 Hilarious Memes From This Facebook Page That Perfectly Sum Up Relationships

vogonpoet • commented on 8 posts 2 months ago

30 Best ‘Bedrooms With Threatening Auras’ Shared On This Hilarious Facebook Group

You could sleep anywhere in there!

25-Year-Old Woman's Sterilization Journey Went Viral And Sparked A Conversation About Women Choosing Child-Free Lives

30 Things Women Don't Understand About Men

I like that my SO and I can sit and not talk. It's nice to have silence in company.

Women Share 28 Subtle Power Moves They Do To Spread Feminism

My partner and i have a 9 year old. We don't live together. It works well, my son loves it. Some nights he has daddy all to himself, sometimes me all to himself, and a couple of nights a week he has both of us. It's worked out well.

40 Parents Are Sharing The Craziest Stuff They Heard Their Children Say, And You Wonder What’s Going On In These Small Heads

Your kid is being raised brilliantly!

People Share What Insults Can Be Disguised As Compliments And Here're 40 Of The Most Savage Ones

I've had "Wow, I wouldn't have guessed you had autism!" a lot.

People Share What Insults Can Be Disguised As Compliments And Here're 40 Of The Most Savage Ones

That's absolutely brilliant!

People Share What Insults Can Be Disguised As Compliments And Here're 40 Of The Most Savage Ones

It's that old NZ vs OZ stupidity.

vogonpoet • commented on 2 posts 4 months ago

50 ‘Weird Facts’ About The World That Might Give You A Fresh Perspective

It is. And the people are amazing. I hope to go back there one day.

People On This Group Are Sharing The Most Beautiful Rooms They Can Find, And Here Are 50 Of The Best Ones (New Pics)

It's Return to OZ all over again. Traumatized I am.

vogonpoet • commented on 4 posts 5 months ago

I Created These 43 Comics That You Will Probably Relate To If You’re Depressed (New Pics)

This hits hard. My parents should have not had me.

Man Tries To Laugh At People Who Feel Exhausted After 40h Workweek Because He Works Way More, Gets Laughed At Instead

Where I live 30 hours is considered part-time, but not by the the Ministry of Social "Development". Apparently my 30 hours is full-time and I lose any benefits to support my kids who are neurodivergent.

Hey Pandas, What's The Strangest Thing You Own? (Closed)

An overweight dog that my local SPCA rescued died from heart complications (I work there, and it was really sad for our canine team). Do right by your floof baby. Ease him onto a diet and a slowly increasing exercise regime, otherwise he will die, and you will be held accountable.

28 Things This Couple Wasn’t Aware Of Before Having Their Own Baby

But not straight up into your face. After four girls I had a boy. The only preparation I had was "Point his w***y away while changing nappies". I didn't and got a face full of wee. It's still his favourite story.

vogonpoet • upvoted 7 items 2 weeks ago

Now That’s Going Out With Style!

Flag Collector Finds A Loophole

Here Comes The Boom!

Yes Right They Are The 1% In The World

Found On Another Sub, Another Issue Blamed On Us

Demotivational Quotes

“Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.” - Alan Dundes

30 Things That People Thought They Wanted So Much, Yet Regretted After Finally Getting, As Shared In This Online Group

I have one for over a decade, and no, not at all xD

vogonpoet • upvoted 3 items 4 weeks ago

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vogonpoet • upvoted 10 items 1 month ago

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Balloon Dog Anatomy Designed By Gummifetus

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OCD

OCD.i dont know why many people in my lives believe they have OCD and they are proud about it. There is a difference between keeping everything organized and OCD.

Funny