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Kusotare • commented on 6 posts 2 hours ago

This Online Page Explores "The Darker Side Of Science", And Here Are 50 Of Their Funniest Memes And Posts

So much more fun that the way skunks react when they feel threatened.

35 Times People Were Caught Being Completely In The Wrong

I got a ticket for parking like this when I was just trying to be nice. I parked completely in the space, but then this other guy drove up and said if I pulled a little forward, he could park behind me (we were both in smallish cars). I did and he did, with his car overhanging on the back by a couple feet. When I came out, we both had tickets. I contested the ticket, and the judge reduced the fine to $2 on principle.

This Online Page Explores "The Darker Side Of Science", And Here Are 50 Of Their Funniest Memes And Posts

So much more fun that the way skunks react when they feel threatened.

35 Times People Were Caught Being Completely In The Wrong

This Online Page Explores "The Darker Side Of Science", And Here Are 50 Of Their Funniest Memes And Posts

And it's ironic that massive corporate farms are responsible for the loss of tons of topsoil on a regular basis.

35 Funny “Images With A Lot Of Stuff Going On” That Get Weirder The Longer You Look At Them

If you look up, at least keep your mouth closed.

35 Funny “Images With A Lot Of Stuff Going On” That Get Weirder The Longer You Look At Them

The only thing missing is the Stars and Bars.

“People Who Have Been In Jail, What Habits Do You Still Do Today That You Learned From Being In Lockup?” (36 Answers)

And waiting for somebody to come play Chinese chess?

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Kusotare • upvoted an item 5 hours ago

35 Times People Were Caught Being Completely In The Wrong

You spelled *tiny* wrong

Kusotare • commented on 4 posts 1 day ago

Upset Teen Asks Uncle Why He Never Offered To Cover Her Tuition, Situation Quickly Escalates To Her Finding Out How He Was Almost Her Father

I fully understand your complex feelings for and about Lily, and I don't blame you for having them. I do hope, however, that you can continue to remind yourself that Lily is also an innocent victim of your brother's and ex's perfidy. Maybe you don't need to pay for her college, but it'd be good karma for you to build a positive relationship with her, especially since she now feels betrayed by her parents.

35 Of The Funniest Dumb Things Kids Have Innocently Done

OUCH!

Upset Teen Asks Uncle Why He Never Offered To Cover Her Tuition, Situation Quickly Escalates To Her Finding Out How He Was Almost Her Father

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Kusotare • commented on 9 posts 2 days ago

If You Think Parenting Is Challenging, You’re Not Alone, And Here Are 30 Funny Memes From ‘Satirical Mommy’ To Prove It

"I use that treadmill all the time. Or have you not noticed the clothes hanging from it that need to be hang dried?"

Employee Gets Berated For Getting To Work Using The Longer Route, They Maliciously Comply And Take The Way More Expensive Shorter Route With Tolls

People who control very little control the hell out of it.

If You Think Parenting Is Challenging, You’re Not Alone, And Here Are 30 Funny Memes From ‘Satirical Mommy’ To Prove It

"I use that treadmill all the time. Or have you not noticed the clothes hanging from it that need to be hang dried?"

Employee Gets Berated For Getting To Work Using The Longer Route, They Maliciously Comply And Take The Way More Expensive Shorter Route With Tolls

People who control very little control the hell out of it.

Despite How Close You Might Be With Your Partner, Folks Online Suggest You Never Share These 30 Things So That Your Relationship Will Last

She would like to have more chocolate than she gets. OTOH, she appreciates that I keep her from finishing it in one sitting. You know those pound plus bars from Trader Joe's? I think they weigh 20 oz or something like that. She's been known to eat one of those in a couple of days.

Despite How Close You Might Be With Your Partner, Folks Online Suggest You Never Share These 30 Things So That Your Relationship Will Last

That all depends. Do you tell your husband (me) when you find a stash of chocolate, or do you pilfer from it until he (I) find that it's all gone?

Surprising Tactic In The Fight To Preserve Abortion Rights In The U.S. Comes From None Other Than The Satanic Temple, Which Upholds Religious Abortion Rituals

Would you folks please consider praying after high school football games?

Someone Wonders "What’s The Worst Thing You’ve Come Home To?" And 30 People Deliver Honest Answers

Even if you don't care that glue boards are inhumane (and they are really really inhumane), you'll stop using them once you find a mouse or rat leg and only the leg on it. Did I mention that they're really inhumane?

Someone Wonders "What’s The Worst Thing You’ve Come Home To?" And 30 People Deliver Honest Answers

It's not a cocoon, it's an egg case.

Person Says Their Side Of The Fence Looks Awful After Neighbor Painted Only Theirs

That is not always the case, though, and probably not common enough to assume ownership. A lot of fences are "good neighbor fences" that alternate panels, and some people like having the horizontal pieces on the outside of the fence because it's a cleaner look. (I know it's easier to climb that way and less secure, but some people place a higher value on aesthetics than security.)

Hey Pandas, What’s Your Worst Restaurant Experience As A Customer Or Employee?

As long as I get to take the cole slaw with me, that's fine. (To parse your comment a bit, I am not advocating gravy ON cole slaw, and I'm pretty sure you aren't, either, but others might interpret that to be what you mean.)

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Kusotare • upvoted an item 2 days ago

Surprising Tactic In The Fight To Preserve Abortion Rights In The U.S. Comes From None Other Than The Satanic Temple, Which Upholds Religious Abortion Rituals

When God's worshippers start controling your body, it's time to rethink what you're doing

Kusotare • commented on 16 posts 3 days ago

This Facebook Group Shares 50 "Work Related Funnies" To Help You Get Through The Work Week

Before I retired, I would answer work calls on my personal time by first asking which account to charge my time to. They stopped calling me.

This Facebook Group Shares 50 "Work Related Funnies" To Help You Get Through The Work Week

Sure, but you're gonna have to give me a couple of weeks to come up with the money.

This Facebook Group Shares 50 "Work Related Funnies" To Help You Get Through The Work Week

Before I retired, I would answer work calls on my personal time by first asking which account to charge my time to. They stopped calling me.

This Facebook Group Shares 50 "Work Related Funnies" To Help You Get Through The Work Week

Sure, but you're gonna have to give me a couple of weeks to come up with the money.

This Facebook Group Shares 50 "Work Related Funnies" To Help You Get Through The Work Week

I think the only people who would say that categorically are firefighters. Those folks - heroes, all - seem to get a high out of doing the job.

Despite How Close You Might Be With Your Partner, Folks Online Suggest You Never Share These 30 Things So That Your Relationship Will Last

One dog was my dog. She'd do anything I told her to do, but sometimes she'd just stare at my wife like, "who are you?" (She was my hunting dog, and loved to go out in the field with me.) Another dog loved us both equally. And a third dog was definitely my wife's dog, who would play with me but clearly preferred her. We miss them all.

Hey Pandas, What’s Your Worst Restaurant Experience As A Customer Or Employee?

What is "chhese"? (Live by the typo, die by the typo.)

Hey Pandas, What’s Your Worst Restaurant Experience As A Customer Or Employee?

I'm pretty sure people go to KFC for the chicken. I will admit that I used to love the gravy, too, when I was a kid, but if I had to choose between the Cole slaw and the gravy, I'd bring the Cole slaw home every time.

Hey Pandas, What’s Your Worst Restaurant Experience As A Customer Or Employee?

Presidential material here.

Hey Pandas, What’s Your Worst Restaurant Experience As A Customer Or Employee?

That's not the worst. Finding a cockroach in your food is worse.

This Bride-To-Be’s Grandmother Was Buried In Her Wedding Dress And People Are Loving The Dramatic Turns In The Story

Well, it seems like it ought to be enough time, but what do I know? I'm a guy, and my wife wore her mother's wedding dress which her grandmother (who made the dress originally) altered to fit her. When our youngest got married, I had always expected they would wear the dress, too, but they and their partner opted for a courthouse wedding and wore a really snazzy suit.

Vegan Mom Is Livid After Learning A Family Member Who Watched Her Kid For Free Had A Steak For Dinner For Themselves

There must be some vegans out there that don't lord it over others, but I don't know any. I am such an unashamed meat eater that the few vegans I know won't eat with me. I'm fine with that. It's a diet. Once it becomes Who You Are, you're not that interesting to me.

Despite How Close You Might Be With Your Partner, Folks Online Suggest You Never Share These 30 Things So That Your Relationship Will Last

Happy furniture!

Despite How Close You Might Be With Your Partner, Folks Online Suggest You Never Share These 30 Things So That Your Relationship Will Last

I have chocolate hidden from my wife in so many places I'm sure I've forgotten a lot of them. When we die and the kids clean out the house, they're gonna find a lot of old chocolate. (I don't hide it to hoard it. I hide it so she won't eat it all in one or two sittings. She has poor impulse control when it comes to chocolate.)

Despite How Close You Might Be With Your Partner, Folks Online Suggest You Never Share These 30 Things So That Your Relationship Will Last

The picture depicts a completely different kind of rehab.

Despite How Close You Might Be With Your Partner, Folks Online Suggest You Never Share These 30 Things So That Your Relationship Will Last

Some guy is recreating Eye-gore from Young Frankenstein, I think.

Despite How Close You Might Be With Your Partner, Folks Online Suggest You Never Share These 30 Things So That Your Relationship Will Last

I imagine when people ask their SO's about their sessions, they're really asking, "Did you talk about me?"

Despite How Close You Might Be With Your Partner, Folks Online Suggest You Never Share These 30 Things So That Your Relationship Will Last

Respect.

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Kusotare • commented on 3 posts 4 days ago

This Instagram Account Shares 50 Interesting And Fact-Checked Things You Might Not Know About The World

It probably makes it's own rain, too. And as cool as it sounds, I would hate to be in it. I can't stand humidity.

This Instagram Account Shares 50 Interesting And Fact-Checked Things You Might Not Know About The World

He must have brass balls.

This Instagram Account Shares 50 Interesting And Fact-Checked Things You Might Not Know About The World

It probably makes it's own rain, too. And as cool as it sounds, I would hate to be in it. I can't stand humidity.

This Instagram Account Shares 50 Interesting And Fact-Checked Things You Might Not Know About The World

He must have brass balls.

This Instagram Account Shares 50 Interesting And Fact-Checked Things You Might Not Know About The World

BP might cease to exist.

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Kusotare • submitted 2 list additions 1 month ago

Hey Pandas, What's The One Piece Of Advice Someone Gave You That You Still Use Today? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Who Is That One Teacher You Hated In Your Student Life? (Closed)

Kusotare • submitted 2 list additions 2 months ago

Hey Pandas, What Is The Weirdest Compliment You've Ever Received?

Hey Pandas, What Is The Best And The Worst Thing That Happened To You So Far This Year? (Closed)

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Hey Pandas, If You Could Stay One Age For The Rest Of Your Life, What Age Would It Be And Why? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What's Your Favorite Mythical Creature?

Hey Pandas, What Did You Name Your Pet And Why? (Closed)

Kusotare • commented on 6 posts 2 hours ago

This Online Page Explores "The Darker Side Of Science", And Here Are 50 Of Their Funniest Memes And Posts

So much more fun that the way skunks react when they feel threatened.

35 Times People Were Caught Being Completely In The Wrong

This Online Page Explores "The Darker Side Of Science", And Here Are 50 Of Their Funniest Memes And Posts

And it's ironic that massive corporate farms are responsible for the loss of tons of topsoil on a regular basis.

35 Funny “Images With A Lot Of Stuff Going On” That Get Weirder The Longer You Look At Them

If you look up, at least keep your mouth closed.

35 Funny “Images With A Lot Of Stuff Going On” That Get Weirder The Longer You Look At Them

The only thing missing is the Stars and Bars.

“People Who Have Been In Jail, What Habits Do You Still Do Today That You Learned From Being In Lockup?” (36 Answers)

And waiting for somebody to come play Chinese chess?

Kusotare • commented on 4 posts 1 day ago

Upset Teen Asks Uncle Why He Never Offered To Cover Her Tuition, Situation Quickly Escalates To Her Finding Out How He Was Almost Her Father

35 Of The Funniest Dumb Things Kids Have Innocently Done

OUCH!

35 Of The Funniest Dumb Things Kids Have Innocently Done

Sometimes we cry because we pee before we can get to the bathroom.

35 Of The Funniest Dumb Things Kids Have Innocently Done

Where is this restaurant, and do they take reservations?

Kusotare • commented on 9 posts 2 days ago

If You Think Parenting Is Challenging, You’re Not Alone, And Here Are 30 Funny Memes From ‘Satirical Mommy’ To Prove It

"I use that treadmill all the time. Or have you not noticed the clothes hanging from it that need to be hang dried?"

Employee Gets Berated For Getting To Work Using The Longer Route, They Maliciously Comply And Take The Way More Expensive Shorter Route With Tolls

People who control very little control the hell out of it.

Despite How Close You Might Be With Your Partner, Folks Online Suggest You Never Share These 30 Things So That Your Relationship Will Last

That all depends. Do you tell your husband (me) when you find a stash of chocolate, or do you pilfer from it until he (I) find that it's all gone?

Surprising Tactic In The Fight To Preserve Abortion Rights In The U.S. Comes From None Other Than The Satanic Temple, Which Upholds Religious Abortion Rituals

Would you folks please consider praying after high school football games?

Someone Wonders "What’s The Worst Thing You’ve Come Home To?" And 30 People Deliver Honest Answers

It's not a cocoon, it's an egg case.

Person Says Their Side Of The Fence Looks Awful After Neighbor Painted Only Theirs

Hey Pandas, What’s Your Worst Restaurant Experience As A Customer Or Employee?

Kusotare • commented on a post 3 days ago

This Facebook Group Shares 50 "Work Related Funnies" To Help You Get Through The Work Week

Before I retired, I would answer work calls on my personal time by first asking which account to charge my time to. They stopped calling me.

Kusotare • upvoted an item 7 hours ago

35 Times People Were Caught Being Completely In The Wrong

You spelled *tiny* wrong

Kusotare • upvoted 2 items 2 days ago

Surprising Tactic In The Fight To Preserve Abortion Rights In The U.S. Comes From None Other Than The Satanic Temple, Which Upholds Religious Abortion Rituals

When God's worshippers start controling your body, it's time to rethink what you're doing

30 New ‘Today I Learned’ Facts That Prove It’s Never Too Late To Learn Something New

While we're at it, please say it correctly. It's not banzai, which is the Japanese version of the Rebel Yell.

Kusotare • upvoted 4 items 6 days ago

50 Animals That Don't Get The Recognition They Absolutely Deserve, As Shared In This Informative Online Thread

But if you don't live in China you have no say, and honestly why is any different from the rest of world eating pork? Cows and pigs suffer through hell for our dinner plates, I love dogs so much but this is hypocritical if you happily eat beef, lamb, pork or chicken.

50 ‘Weird Facts’ About The World That Might Give You A Fresh Perspective

I see the problem here...you're assuming "Christians" actually live by the ideals espoused in the Bible and not just the cherry picked parts they use to justify their hate and bigotry.

50 Animals That Don't Get The Recognition They Absolutely Deserve, As Shared In This Informative Online Thread

In the Americas, honeybees are an invasive species. They were brought to the colonies in North America by European settlers to produce honey and wax. As pollinators, they're generalists, but principally are used for agricultural pollination. Native bees, however, are better for natural ecosystems and fill the niches to which they have adapted. Honeybees get better PR because we like to eat honey and the crop the bees pollinate, but for the environment writ large, native bees are more critical.

Hey Pandas, What's Your Gossip Of The Day?

It turns out the Handmaid's Tale is more than a work of fiction, or so I hear.

Kusotare • upvoted an item 1 week ago

If You Could Go Back In A Time Machine 100,000 Years, And Write Something On A Cave Wall For A Archaeologist To Find, What Would You Write?

"Stood on a butterfly today. Hope that doesn't cause any problems."

Kusotare • upvoted 10 items 1 week ago

30 Times People Bought Ridiculously Cheap Things That Looked Sketchy But Turned Out To Be The Best Purchases

I so hope he gave the MAGA an update!

30 Times People Bought Ridiculously Cheap Things That Looked Sketchy But Turned Out To Be The Best Purchases

for a trans person, as the maga guy is likely transphobic :)

Patriotism-Quotes

"True patriotism isn't cheap. It's about taking on a fair share of the burden of keeping America going." - Robert Reich

30 Times People Bought Ridiculously Cheap Things That Looked Sketchy But Turned Out To Be The Best Purchases

I bet it would bug the MAGA guy no end if he knew what his former trailer was being used for!

30 Of The Best Irish Jokes The Internet Has To Offer

I'd an IRA-supporting Irish-American co-worker. He said he was twelve years old before he learned that fuckingenglish wasn't one word.

Venn-Diagram-Meme

“No, It’s Permanent”: TikToker Shares How A Gynecologist Refused To Sterilize Her And Goes Viral

Good. You stay virgin. Now let the rest enjoy their lives.

“No, It’s Permanent”: TikToker Shares How A Gynecologist Refused To Sterilize Her And Goes Viral

Some doctors take the Hippocratic oath seriously and can’t bring themselves to cut or destroy healthy tissue. Misogynists, obviously.

This Facebook Page Shares Funny, Interesting And Weird Vintage Ads And Commercials, And Most Of Them Hilariously Fail The Test Of Time

From a smaller tent? Seriously, this is ridiculous. Her private parts might make use of a private jet for a Dildo, so any non-50-feet sized man should be just as interested as in an elephant's vagina. Not at all.

Detective-Riddles

A man is in court for killing his wife. In the closing statements, the man’s lawyer surprises everyone when he announces “His wife was just missing. Everyone looks at those doors. His wife is going to walk in those doors in about 30 seconds.” The entire court is silent and the jury stares at the door as the lawyer and the defendant staring at them. After a couple of minutes, the lawyer says “See! If you were so sure he killed his wife, you wouldn’t be watching that door!” The jury goes into deliberation and comes back almost immediately with a guilty verdict. Why did the jury convict him? Answer: The defendant (man charged for killing his wife) wasn’t looking at the door. He knew his wife wasn’t coming.

Kusotare • upvoted an item 2 weeks ago