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Full Name • commented on 2 posts 9 months ago

This IG Account Is Posting Memes For Anyone Who's Ever Worked Retail, And Here Are 35 Of The Most Hilarious Ones

It's called "having a good job". Plenty of people out there have this. Go somewhere else or if needed get the proper training and education needed to get there.

This IG Account Is Posting Memes For Anyone Who's Ever Worked Retail, And Here Are 35 Of The Most Hilarious Ones

First time?

Full Name • upvoted 5 items 9 months ago

This IG Account Is Posting Memes For Anyone Who's Ever Worked Retail, And Here Are 35 Of The Most Hilarious Ones

Just tell the customers to wait, becos your story is more important. And they'd better not be listening, cos it's private.

This IG Account Is Posting Memes For Anyone Who's Ever Worked Retail, And Here Are 35 Of The Most Hilarious Ones

I'd say a generation that writes phrases such as "realyyy shows u" is pretty well up there in terms of ignorance.

This IG Account Is Posting Memes For Anyone Who's Ever Worked Retail, And Here Are 35 Of The Most Hilarious Ones

Just tell the customers to wait, becos your story is more important. And they'd better not be listening, cos it's private.

This IG Account Is Posting Memes For Anyone Who's Ever Worked Retail, And Here Are 35 Of The Most Hilarious Ones

I'd say a generation that writes phrases such as "realyyy shows u" is pretty well up there in terms of ignorance.

This IG Account Is Posting Memes For Anyone Who's Ever Worked Retail, And Here Are 35 Of The Most Hilarious Ones

I'll be honest with you, your work colleague doesn't wanna hear it anyway.

This IG Account Is Posting Memes For Anyone Who's Ever Worked Retail, And Here Are 35 Of The Most Hilarious Ones

Don't do it. That's not a break, you are supposed to work.

This IG Account Is Posting Memes For Anyone Who's Ever Worked Retail, And Here Are 35 Of The Most Hilarious Ones

What I learned as a customer of retail: “Out of stock” means “we have it in the back, but are too lazy to put it up yet”. So yes, I always ask and surprisingly often they “find” some in the back.

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Full Name • upvoted 2 items 10 months ago

50 People Having A Pretty Miserable Day (New Pics)

I believe the correct term is "spicy sky rasin"

"I Told Her That Was Not An Appropriate Outfit": Dad Doesn't Take His Daughter To A Wedding Because Of Her Dress

Uh.... Maybe I'm old school. If my 19 year old, who is living in my home, started arguing with me about attending a semi formal wedding dressed inappropriately and called me a jerk or any other name, she would be finding a new place to live. You do not disrespect your parents like that, especially in their own home.

Full Name • commented on 3 posts 10 months ago

"I Told Her That Was Not An Appropriate Outfit": Dad Doesn't Take His Daughter To A Wedding Because Of Her Dress

This needed to be said. Thank you.

30 People Are Calling Out Jobs They Think Are 100% Overpaid

umm, no it's not

"I Told Her That Was Not An Appropriate Outfit": Dad Doesn't Take His Daughter To A Wedding Because Of Her Dress

This needed to be said. Thank you.

30 People Are Calling Out Jobs They Think Are 100% Overpaid

umm, no it's not

30 People Are Calling Out Jobs They Think Are 100% Overpaid

That MAY be a slight overreaction

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Full Name • commented on 7 posts 11 months ago

50 Times Companies Posted Such Witty Comebacks On Social Media, People Just Had To Share It

No they weren't. Most Baby Boomers are in their 60's and 70's at this point. I didn't see many elderly storming anything.

50 Times Companies Posted Such Witty Comebacks On Social Media, People Just Had To Share It

I've always thought the "okay boomer" line was stupid and disrespectful. In a world were we're not supposed to be generalizing an entire group of people we still find new ways to do it. So don't generalize people unless it's against a group of people you yourself do not like. Got it.

50 Times Companies Posted Such Witty Comebacks On Social Media, People Just Had To Share It

No they weren't. Most Baby Boomers are in their 60's and 70's at this point. I didn't see many elderly storming anything.

50 Times Companies Posted Such Witty Comebacks On Social Media, People Just Had To Share It

Evil Marketing Techniques That Businesses Don't Want You To Know (50 New Pics)

Pretty clever actually

50 Very Spooky Facts From Real Life That You Should Avoid If You Get Scared Easily

Do you really believe everything you read with no sources whatsoever? Sounds smart. Makes it real easy to get sucked into narratives and agendas though, so that's cool.

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Full Name • upvoted 21 items 11 months ago

50 Times Companies Posted Such Witty Comebacks On Social Media, People Just Had To Share It

I am a boomer and was born a couple of years after WW2 and I agree that that the expression 'OK boomer' has 'no real reference to the original' remark and is 'superficial and stupid.' The so called 'baby boom' referred to babies born from 1945 to sometime in the 60s. Millions of people. So right off the bat it's a stupid and superficial phrase as are the other cliches referring to other generations.

50 Times Companies Posted Such Witty Comebacks On Social Media, People Just Had To Share It

Generally speaking, replies such as 'OK boomer' that have no real reference to the original argument are so superficial and stupid. I mean, you downplay someone's argument because of their age, wtf? (Not a boomer, btw).

50 Times Companies Posted Such Witty Comebacks On Social Media, People Just Had To Share It

Aww this is kinda sweet

One Of The Most Famous Dads Continues Tweeting Funny Conversations With His Daughters, And Here Are 50 Of The Best Ones (New Tweets)

100%. Which is fine but they should just present them as jokes. There’s nothing wrong with joke telling. It doesn’t have to be like reality TV to be funny. The people who downvoted you are either reality TV fanatics OR people who CLAIM to hate reality TV but need everything served to them in this pseudo realistic format.

One Of The Most Famous Dads Continues Tweeting Funny Conversations With His Daughters, And Here Are 50 Of The Best Ones (New Tweets)

Cause I have kids the same age and I'm around kids this age. They are sometimes very funny, but this quick dry humor isn't the norm. I'm sure some of these are real, or condensed versions of real events, but mostly I think he makes up what he thinks would have been funny in the moment.

One Of The Most Famous Dads Continues Tweeting Funny Conversations With His Daughters, And Here Are 50 Of The Best Ones (New Tweets)

I just think its weird....constantly posting imaginary conversations with children...it's a grown man screaming for attention via his offspring....

One Of The Most Famous Dads Continues Tweeting Funny Conversations With His Daughters, And Here Are 50 Of The Best Ones (New Tweets)

Alternate title: James Breakwell makes up more unfunny s**t for internet points, receives far too much recognition.

One Of The Most Famous Dads Continues Tweeting Funny Conversations With His Daughters, And Here Are 50 Of The Best Ones (New Tweets)

I know...I think it's a bit sad that this guy is using his children to create an imaginary life to boost his social media presence....it's constant with him...it's like a bad US sit com...

One Of The Most Famous Dads Continues Tweeting Funny Conversations With His Daughters, And Here Are 50 Of The Best Ones (New Tweets)

This guy mostly makes his tweets up, so most of it didn't even happen.

50 Very Spooky Facts From Real Life That You Should Avoid If You Get Scared Easily

Loving your logic here: "necrophiliacs in ancient Egypt were all men, therefore all men are necrophiliacs". Yep, air-tight logic that checks out! (*sarcasm)

50 Very Spooky Facts From Real Life That You Should Avoid If You Get Scared Easily

Especially as it's made-up.

50 Very Spooky Facts From Real Life That You Should Avoid If You Get Scared Easily

This guy takes the Christmas spirit to a whole new level.

50 Very Spooky Facts From Real Life That You Should Avoid If You Get Scared Easily

Vegans are getting strokes....

50 Very Spooky Facts From Real Life That You Should Avoid If You Get Scared Easily

yeah. According to the anthropologist Andrew Wade of McMaster University: "Some believe that the bodies of women were left to decompose for at least a few more days for fear of necrophilia. That, according to Wade, is an ancient urban legend. “The idea of postponing the embalming to deter necrophiles comes to us from Herodotus, whose account has been shown to be little more than an ancient tourist story by the empirical evidence,” he said regarding this rumor. “He also has a lovely account of giant gold-digging ants."

50 Very Spooky Facts From Real Life That You Should Avoid If You Get Scared Easily

honestly, that sounds so sensational that I'm gonna need sources. Figuring out the reasons for why ancient cultures did one thing or another is always tricky in the best of cases, and explanation for funerary rites is never simple even today.

50 Very Spooky Facts From Real Life That You Should Avoid If You Get Scared Easily

Yes, this needs to be said.

50 Very Spooky Facts From Real Life That You Should Avoid If You Get Scared Easily

Please - there's no need for such insulting generalisation.

50 Very Spooky Facts From Real Life That You Should Avoid If You Get Scared Easily

So...if I murder someone there's a 60% chance I'll get away with it? Asking for a friend.

50 Very Spooky Facts From Real Life That You Should Avoid If You Get Scared Easily

*flashbacks to the watermelon seed*

30 Ex-Burglars Reveal The Signs Of Your Home Being Targeted And How To Avoid It

Outright lie. Burglars LOOK for firearms. One of the best things to steal. And people with American flags are not more likely to have guns.

"There Was An Attempt": People Share The Worst Fails They've Seen (50 New Pics)

These are actually anti-skate spikes, designed to prevent skateboard riders from sliding down the sloped wall on their boards.

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Full Name • commented on 2 posts 9 months ago

This IG Account Is Posting Memes For Anyone Who's Ever Worked Retail, And Here Are 35 Of The Most Hilarious Ones

It's called "having a good job". Plenty of people out there have this. Go somewhere else or if needed get the proper training and education needed to get there.

This IG Account Is Posting Memes For Anyone Who's Ever Worked Retail, And Here Are 35 Of The Most Hilarious Ones

First time?

Full Name • commented on 3 posts 10 months ago

"I Told Her That Was Not An Appropriate Outfit": Dad Doesn't Take His Daughter To A Wedding Because Of Her Dress

This needed to be said. Thank you.

30 People Are Calling Out Jobs They Think Are 100% Overpaid

umm, no it's not

30 People Are Calling Out Jobs They Think Are 100% Overpaid

That MAY be a slight overreaction

Full Name • commented on 15 posts 11 months ago

50 Times Companies Posted Such Witty Comebacks On Social Media, People Just Had To Share It

No they weren't. Most Baby Boomers are in their 60's and 70's at this point. I didn't see many elderly storming anything.

50 Times Companies Posted Such Witty Comebacks On Social Media, People Just Had To Share It

Evil Marketing Techniques That Businesses Don't Want You To Know (50 New Pics)

Pretty clever actually

50 Very Spooky Facts From Real Life That You Should Avoid If You Get Scared Easily

Do you really believe everything you read with no sources whatsoever? Sounds smart. Makes it real easy to get sucked into narratives and agendas though, so that's cool.

"There Was An Attempt": People Share The Worst Fails They've Seen (50 New Pics)

Oh 100%. But neither are a good thing.

30 Ex-Burglars Reveal The Signs Of Your Home Being Targeted And How To Avoid It

No. Nice try though at trying to marry gun ownership and being patriotic. I know plenty of people who fly a flag outside of their house and don't own a firearm (myself included) and vice versa.

"There Was An Attempt": People Share The Worst Fails They've Seen (50 New Pics)

Must look even better when you slide the door open

"There Was An Attempt": People Share The Worst Fails They've Seen (50 New Pics)

Lol, look at that face. "The f--k you gonna do about it?!"

"There Was An Attempt": People Share The Worst Fails They've Seen (50 New Pics)

That's a hell of a toss right there!

"There Was An Attempt": People Share The Worst Fails They've Seen (50 New Pics)

When virtue signaling backfires

"There Was An Attempt": People Share The Worst Fails They've Seen (50 New Pics)

https://www.wivb.com/news/top-stories/tonawanda-man-25-charged-with-running-over-killing-bicyclist-while-high/ This literally just happened this past weekend where I live. It happens more than you think.

"There Was An Attempt": People Share The Worst Fails They've Seen (50 New Pics)

"Back, and to the left. Back, and to the left..."

35 People Who Won Halloween This Weekend

I'm very discouraged by how many of these I did not know. I mean, like absolutely no idea.

35 People Who Won Halloween This Weekend

This is awesome! I actually just watched this movie over the weekend with my kids. Probably a little questionable for an 8 and 10 year old, but they still thought it was hilarious.

35 People Who Won Halloween This Weekend

Pre...g...nan...t

Full Name • upvoted 5 items 9 months ago

This IG Account Is Posting Memes For Anyone Who's Ever Worked Retail, And Here Are 35 Of The Most Hilarious Ones

I'd say a generation that writes phrases such as "realyyy shows u" is pretty well up there in terms of ignorance.

This IG Account Is Posting Memes For Anyone Who's Ever Worked Retail, And Here Are 35 Of The Most Hilarious Ones

Don't do it. That's not a break, you are supposed to work.

This IG Account Is Posting Memes For Anyone Who's Ever Worked Retail, And Here Are 35 Of The Most Hilarious Ones

I'll be honest with you, your work colleague doesn't wanna hear it anyway.

This IG Account Is Posting Memes For Anyone Who's Ever Worked Retail, And Here Are 35 Of The Most Hilarious Ones

Just tell the customers to wait, becos your story is more important. And they'd better not be listening, cos it's private.

Full Name • upvoted 2 items 10 months ago

50 People Having A Pretty Miserable Day (New Pics)

I believe the correct term is "spicy sky rasin"

"I Told Her That Was Not An Appropriate Outfit": Dad Doesn't Take His Daughter To A Wedding Because Of Her Dress

Full Name • upvoted 13 items 11 months ago

50 Times Companies Posted Such Witty Comebacks On Social Media, People Just Had To Share It

Aww this is kinda sweet

One Of The Most Famous Dads Continues Tweeting Funny Conversations With His Daughters, And Here Are 50 Of The Best Ones (New Tweets)

I know...I think it's a bit sad that this guy is using his children to create an imaginary life to boost his social media presence....it's constant with him...it's like a bad US sit com...

One Of The Most Famous Dads Continues Tweeting Funny Conversations With His Daughters, And Here Are 50 Of The Best Ones (New Tweets)

I just think its weird....constantly posting imaginary conversations with children...it's a grown man screaming for attention via his offspring....

One Of The Most Famous Dads Continues Tweeting Funny Conversations With His Daughters, And Here Are 50 Of The Best Ones (New Tweets)

This guy mostly makes his tweets up, so most of it didn't even happen.

One Of The Most Famous Dads Continues Tweeting Funny Conversations With His Daughters, And Here Are 50 Of The Best Ones (New Tweets)

Alternate title: James Breakwell makes up more unfunny s**t for internet points, receives far too much recognition.

"There Was An Attempt": People Share The Worst Fails They've Seen (50 New Pics)

This isn't about marijuana being harmful, but about this being an illegal farm. Pretty sure they would shut down a moonshine operation just as quick.

50 Very Spooky Facts From Real Life That You Should Avoid If You Get Scared Easily

Please - there's no need for such insulting generalisation.

50 Very Spooky Facts From Real Life That You Should Avoid If You Get Scared Easily

Yes, this needs to be said.

50 Very Spooky Facts From Real Life That You Should Avoid If You Get Scared Easily

Loving your logic here: "necrophiliacs in ancient Egypt were all men, therefore all men are necrophiliacs". Yep, air-tight logic that checks out! (*sarcasm)

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