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NCC~1701 • commented on 14 posts 1 year ago

People Wonder Why Rents And Security Deposits Are So High, So This Landlord Shares Some Pics

I just keep thinking about the sorry life those poor kids and pets must be living. That’s fine, I didn’t need to stop crying anyways...

32 Funny Times People Realized How Mean Their Cats Actually Are

Or severe anxiety and/or depression. Modern house cats evolved from predatory animals that lived in harsh environments were any weakness meant death, so they adapted to become very good at hiding problems physical or emotional. This isn’t the owner’s fault or the cat’s, but poor kitty probably isn’t feeling well in some way and should definitely be checked out by the vet (and possibly an animal psychologist).

45 People Share The Worst Things Their Teacher Has Done To Them

Maximum levels of loser

45 People Share The Worst Things Their Teacher Has Done To Them

Either a he, or neither.

45 People Share The Worst Things Their Teacher Has Done To Them

Well maybe you pedophiles shouldn’t be working in a school did they ever think of that?

45 People Share The Worst Things Their Teacher Has Done To Them

What the fuck!?!? Did this teacher never have cramps before? If I’m reading it correctly, the teacher was also a woman, how does someone whose lives long enough to become an adult, especially a woman, never experience a painful and nearly debilitating cramp before?

45 People Share The Worst Things Their Teacher Has Done To Them

My periods are always painful heavy and irregular. I would have gone into the pool as Colleen Coughlin said and asked what was wrong as he freaked out at the sight of my blood seeping into the water.

45 People Share The Worst Things Their Teacher Has Done To Them

I had teacher who would always yell at us until we cried and told us that we would all never make it into college because we were terrible people who deserved to fail and were weak. Four years later and I still occasionally wake up screaming, crying, and sweating because I’ve had dreams that I was back in her class.

Artist Creates Squishy Flesh Suits And It's Definitely Not For Everyone (19 Pics)

“Have the lambs stopped screaming, Clarice?”

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NCC~1701 • upvoted 26 items 1 year ago

40 Funny And Cute Dog Snapchats That Will Hopefully Make Your Day

Boner

32 Funny Times People Realized How Mean Their Cats Actually Are

Not always true... Please take your cat to the vet

40 Funny And Cute Dog Snapchats That Will Hopefully Make Your Day

Boner

32 Funny Times People Realized How Mean Their Cats Actually Are

Not always true... Please take your cat to the vet

32 Funny Times People Realized How Mean Their Cats Actually Are

If your cat does this, take it to the vet immediately! Cats hide their illnesses very well. Acts like peeing in front of you are the only way they have if telling you they don't feel well. - This from someone who's cat had kidney issues and crystals. Poor kitty.

32 Funny Times People Realized How Mean Their Cats Actually Are

dazs not a mean cat. Dazs an adorable one!

32 Funny Times People Realized How Mean Their Cats Actually Are

I've never had a cat but I've read that this kind of behavior often occurs due to illness.

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The Same Artist Who Made People Cry With Her ‘Good Boy’ And ‘Black Cat’ Comics Just Released A New One With A Duck

This. Also, sometimes you just don't see these tiny animals, unfortunately.

The Same Artist Who Made People Cry With Her ‘Good Boy’ And ‘Black Cat’ Comics Just Released A New One With A Duck

Damn, that was heart wrenching. I love her portrayal of Death in her comics though. Warm, caring and always granting that last request to see their family one last time.

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45 People Share The Worst Things Their Teacher Has Done To Them

Christy Smith, I think you just got worked up for the wrong reasons. Kit seems to have misread 'Karen' as 'Korean'. Not sure where your 'those people' rant came from, but it's obvious you have some internal stuff to work on.

45 People Share The Worst Things Their Teacher Has Done To Them

How much of a loser one has to be to think that abusing kids is a power trip?

45 People Share The Worst Things Their Teacher Has Done To Them

The new female english teacher in second grade elementary school was a real bitch. She told me once in class, 'cause I don't knew something: "that I lived behind the moon and every other classmate would know the answer". Everyone laughed and I'm anxious since then and never spoke more as neccessary in class. And I hated schools afterwards. 😖

45 People Share The Worst Things Their Teacher Has Done To Them

File it under, "People can be monsters". My filing cabinet is way fuller than it should be.

45 People Share The Worst Things Their Teacher Has Done To Them

I had a male PE Teacher yell at me during class to get my "fat ass" moving. When we had to run laps around the track.....back in the 80's. I was a super shy kid and it was awful. I was so upset that before the next class, I tried to drop a really heavy dresser drawer on my foot in the hopes of breaking my foot so I wouldn't have to go to class, it didn't work. I never told anyone about it.

45 People Share The Worst Things Their Teacher Has Done To Them

I would have smacked the teacher after that.

45 People Share The Worst Things Their Teacher Has Done To Them

What the actual fuck! What kind of decent person says that to anyone let alone a kid? I think that teacher was just a pedo. So wrong... so so very wrong.

45 People Share The Worst Things Their Teacher Has Done To Them

A transgender or a gender fluid.

45 People Share The Worst Things Their Teacher Has Done To Them

What the hell?!

45 People Share The Worst Things Their Teacher Has Done To Them

Burn!

45 People Share The Worst Things Their Teacher Has Done To Them

Like I read somewhere: usually when people say "respect me or I won't respect you," they really mean "respect me as an authority figure or I won't respect you as a person"

45 People Share The Worst Things Their Teacher Has Done To Them

*insert that one meme of god satan and the fbi staring horrified at a computer screen*

People Are Sharing Unnecessarily Gendered Products To Show How Wrong And Stupid It Is (30 Pics)

The concept is good, but it should still be a family game. No need to make it just for girls.

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I remember being pretty young like 9 or 10 and I was the car park of a pub in England (Southend). I remember seeing someone in their teens in the window of a house looking over the car park. They waved at me and I felt like I knew them somehow. My parents asked who I was waving at and I said just some lady in the window over there. Didn’t think much of it. Fast forward 10 years. I was at my nans new house. I remember walking into her room (which I never was allowed to do) going to the window. I then realised I was in the house looking over that same parking lot and remembering that interaction years before. Then a girl around 9 or 10 who was in said car park waved at me and I waved back. I felt like I knew her. Could not explain it and have never told anyone about it. It freaked me out.

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A minor one but why not. My wife and I are space nerds, so we follow pretty much all news regarding space travel. Of course, we're all hyped AF (if skeptical) about the whole Starship thing. And the glitch is exactly about that thing. About 3 years ago, SpaceX YT channel posted this vid, showcasing the first iteration of their Mars craft. I watched it on like day 2, with my wife sitting behind me, eyes wide and in absolute awe. We finished watching, I turn back - and see that incredilous look on her face. "But we already watched this... Some three weeks ago" I look at the posting date - nope, nada, it was definitely 2 day ago. I do a quick search in YT and Chrome history, going all the way to the beginning of the year - obviously, no trace. I even check the internet and ITS (as Starship was called back then) was not even revealed 3 weeks prior, at least not in any video published by SpaceX or any other official site. Then she starts going through things I apparently said back then, during that previous watching, up to quoting my exact words - some of which sound pretty similar to what I thought while watching the vid (but definitely didn't speak aloud, as I was too stunned and awe-struck). At this point I recall that at 2:40 timemark, she had said something along the lines of "Look, now it's going to deploy panels, it looks so funny" - and the scene happens then, a few seconds after her remark. So either she actually saw the vid before me, or guessed the moment, based on what was being shown in the vid. We chalked that up to either her watching it a day prior, just after it got uploaded, and forgetting about it, or an actual harmless glitch (I actually believe in glitches, kinda in a Pratchettesque manner of 'things just happen - what the hell').