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Suzanne Harris • commented on 3 posts 10 months ago

16 Not The Brightest People Who Are Against The Quarantine Holding Some 'Interesting' Signs

Gun shops are considered essential because of hunters. They rely on ammunition for food.

99 Funniest Dad Jokes

Your veins only look blue because of how light passes through your skin - the blood in them is actually dark red.

16 Not The Brightest People Who Are Against The Quarantine Holding Some 'Interesting' Signs

Gun shops are considered essential because of hunters. They rely on ammunition for food.

99 Funniest Dad Jokes

Your veins only look blue because of how light passes through your skin - the blood in them is actually dark red.

30 Of The Best Quarantine Beauty Fails

I do the ponytail trick with my hair cuz I'm too poor to drop $20 on having it cut. It works really well, even with my super thick hair.

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Suzanne Harris • upvoted 37 items 10 months ago

Funny

Daughter Replaces Family Photos With Crayon Drawings One By One, Parents Don't Notice For 11 Days

16 Not The Brightest People Who Are Against The Quarantine Holding Some 'Interesting' Signs

Yup. And it's absolutely disgusting and incredibly depressing.

Funny

Daughter Replaces Family Photos With Crayon Drawings One By One, Parents Don't Notice For 11 Days

16 Not The Brightest People Who Are Against The Quarantine Holding Some 'Interesting' Signs

Yup. And it's absolutely disgusting and incredibly depressing.

16 Not The Brightest People Who Are Against The Quarantine Holding Some 'Interesting' Signs

The HEALTHCARE WORKERS are making America Great again, not these selfish disruptive self absorbed spoiled protesters. These protesters think their life is apparently more special than the rest of us.

16 Not The Brightest People Who Are Against The Quarantine Holding Some 'Interesting' Signs

We do have concentration camps where children are in cages and disease spreads due to unsafe conditions. Go rail against the real kids in cages instead of the hypothetical ones your screaming brain-worms insist will happen. Or are Brown kids just not important enough to you?

This Woman Found A Brilliant Hack For Clipping Your Dog's Nails

What if she never saw it? Not everyone watches AFV or watches it all the time.

16 Not The Brightest People Who Are Against The Quarantine Holding Some 'Interesting' Signs

From being the "Hero" and "Highly appreciated essential medical worker" to the "filthy leftist libtard hindering me from exercising my constitutional right to spread a deadly virus" in 2 seconds flat.

16 Not The Brightest People Who Are Against The Quarantine Holding Some 'Interesting' Signs

The healthcare worker like "bitch, please"

16 Not The Brightest People Who Are Against The Quarantine Holding Some 'Interesting' Signs

that doesn't make any sense at all.

16 Not The Brightest People Who Are Against The Quarantine Holding Some 'Interesting' Signs

Good on the health care workers! They know they'll be the ones having to treat the infected.

16 Not The Brightest People Who Are Against The Quarantine Holding Some 'Interesting' Signs

How about dangerous tyranny?

Funny-Zoom-Meetings

US Health Care Workers Are Reporting Their Salaries Being Cut Due To Coronavirus

That's my plan, too. My molecular biologist Ph.D daughter says that in most cancers the cure is worse.

30 Australians Realize They Can Only Go Out To Take The Bins Out, Turn It Into A Special Occasion By Dressing Up In Their Best Clothes

Conservative_and_Proud, 10 MILLION is low unemployment? Plus, having an economy based on having three shitty jobs per person is nothing to brag about it.

35 Hilarious Cat Snapchats That Will Put A Smile On Your Face (New Pics)

The longer I look, the funnier it gets Edit: wow thanks for 100 likes!

US Health Care Workers Are Reporting Their Salaries Being Cut Due To Coronavirus

Pffft LOWLY???? You never were, and now you are as vital as all the other unsung heroes (cleaners, delivery personnel, retail workers etc) putting themselves in harms way for the benefit of everyone else. I've seen so many with no masks or sneeze guards or gloves, I hope you're protected and taking good care of yourself, glad your supermarket is ponying up and I hope you come through unscathed. XO from Australia

35 Hilarious Cat Snapchats That Will Put A Smile On Your Face (New Pics)

Foottens

35 Hilarious Cat Snapchats That Will Put A Smile On Your Face (New Pics)

Day 36 the humans have found me

US Health Care Workers Are Reporting Their Salaries Being Cut Due To Coronavirus

Not just the healthcare.

US Health Care Workers Are Reporting Their Salaries Being Cut Due To Coronavirus

Here we go once again... I remember being told 'f*ck off, twat!' here before for sharing my opinion that US health care system is not the best in the world and really should change. Are those people honestly that blind? :( I hope this pandemic is gonna make them realise that universal health care system is a good thing and I wish luck to everyone outside there - to those in front lines and to those who fight with the virus within their own body!

US Health Care Workers Are Reporting Their Salaries Being Cut Due To Coronavirus

So you're saying, everything that requires effort from other people cannot be a right, since it compels those to work on your behalf? Congratulations, now only natural phenomenons are a basic right. No education, no food, no clean water, no medicine, no nothing 🤦‍♂️

My 31 Relatable Comics That Show The Good, The Bad, And The Ugly Side Of Coronavirus Home Shelter

I haven't seen a Mr. Yuck sticker in years! :)

US Health Care Workers Are Reporting Their Salaries Being Cut Due To Coronavirus

How messed up is it that dying is preferable to having to pay for treatment? (I know you were talking quality of life, but that's a different issue)

US Health Care Workers Are Reporting Their Salaries Being Cut Due To Coronavirus

US healthcare is a joke and an embarrassment.

US Health Care Workers Are Reporting Their Salaries Being Cut Due To Coronavirus

Ahaha Andy you really made me laugh. Italy here. They made a call for doctors and nurses in these times of need. The ones who will be hired are getting their regular pay AND a daily thank you of 200 euros MORE. This is how it works.

US Health Care Workers Are Reporting Their Salaries Being Cut Due To Coronavirus

Agreed. I plan on suicide if diagnosed with anything terminal because I know it would destroy my family. Sometimes the only way to "win" is to refuse to play the game.

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Suzanne Harris • commented on 3 posts 10 months ago

16 Not The Brightest People Who Are Against The Quarantine Holding Some 'Interesting' Signs

Gun shops are considered essential because of hunters. They rely on ammunition for food.

99 Funniest Dad Jokes

Your veins only look blue because of how light passes through your skin - the blood in them is actually dark red.

30 Of The Best Quarantine Beauty Fails

I do the ponytail trick with my hair cuz I'm too poor to drop $20 on having it cut. It works really well, even with my super thick hair.

Suzanne Harris • commented on 15 posts 11 months ago

18 Pics That Show How Differently Celebrities And Normal People Are Treated During The Coronavirus Outbreak

Yep, welcome to the US where the only one of my family members who have been tested is 84 in hospice and tested positive. They won't test any of the rest of us. They aren't even treating him. They're just giving him f*cking morphine and watching him die.

People Are Sharing How Their Pets Deal With Them Working From Home (40 Tweets)

I can't work from home as a laboratory supervisor, but the last couple of days there has been a small fraction of people driving to work. My routine commute is 45-60 min for the 10 miles (16km) and this week it's been a 10 to 15 minute ride. I'm very happy for everyone who can work from home so they don't have to deal with the thought in the back of their head that their coughing coworker might not have just allergies. Good luck everyone, and be safe.

People Are Sharing How Their Pets Deal With Them Working From Home (40 Tweets)

I freaking love that hug dealer shirt.

People Are Sharing How Their Pets Deal With Them Working From Home (40 Tweets)

I love the intensity that border collies have. They don't half-heart anything.

Girlfriend Orders 1K Googly Eyes, Spends 2 Hours Sticking Half Of Them On Everything In Her Boyfriend's Apartment

My legacy at the company I'm leaving tomorrow - after almost eight years - is googly eyes in random places.

Guy Posts Hilarious Ratings After Noticing That A Company Used Employees As Models

Ben, I think you need glasses.

These 53 Brand Products Were Redone In Monochrome And They Look Surreal

I laughed too hard at that typo.

These 53 Brand Products Were Redone In Monochrome And They Look Surreal

Dude. They're like $1.

These 53 Brand Products Were Redone In Monochrome And They Look Surreal

"Bored Panda invites you to take a look at what the brands we all know and love would look like from a generic brutalist perspective." Try using your eyes, Missy.

Dave Releases 30 Animal 'Guides' And They're So Ridiculous, They're Hilarious

Missiles.

According To An 80 Y.O. Psychology Test, Choosing The Scariest Of These 8 Portraits Can Reveal Your Hidden Personality Traits

Yeah, I have Asperger's, my husband has epilepsy, my father has epilepsy. And I agree with Luna. You're also not advocating epilepsy awareness by insulting people. You're just being annoying.

American Woman Screams In Tears That She Can’t Afford Medical Emergency While In Tokyo, Ends Up Paying $33

I love my country but I hate the idiots running it into the ground - and who have run it into the ground for over 100 years.

Couple Dress Their Pet Tortoise In Matching Outfits For Photos, Many People Call Them Out For Animal Cruelty

My dogs are obsessed with dressing up to the point where my rotty steals my Tshirts and slithers into them like a snake. And my dachshund is so small that in the winter, he shivers in about 30 seconds without his hoodie. With it we have about ten minutes. And we live in the Deep South.

Man Gets Drunk On New Year's Eve And Adopts A Baby Kangaroo, Realizes It Months Later

Your friend is my spirit animal.

Someone Asks Whether Dog Owners Would Give 5 Years Of Their Life To Their Dog, And This Reply Goes Viral

You wouldn't be replacing her, just extending your love of her. If you don't want to adopt because you think you would still feel weird about it, you could consider fostering or volunteering at a local shelter. That way you can still enjoy their company. And, when the time is right, maybe add one of them to your life. I also owe my life to my dog Riley in the same way as you and Dooney. Riley isn't a pet, she's my daughter. She's now 13 and her breed isn't supposed to live past 7-8. I know I'm going to lose her very soon and the thought makes my eyes burn and my chest hurt. But I will adopt again after she passes so that I can pass on what she gave me - a second chance at life.

Suzanne Harris • commented on 2 posts 12 months ago

40 Most Wholesome Rescue Pet Photos Of This Month (February Edition)

Yep, my dachshund loves the back of my couch too.

This Island Is Full Of Friendly Wolves And You Can Visit It

The most common age that countries set for driving is 18. It ranges from 15 to 18.

Suzanne Harris • upvoted 20 items 10 months ago

Funny

Daughter Replaces Family Photos With Crayon Drawings One By One, Parents Don't Notice For 11 Days

16 Not The Brightest People Who Are Against The Quarantine Holding Some 'Interesting' Signs

Yup. And it's absolutely disgusting and incredibly depressing.

16 Not The Brightest People Who Are Against The Quarantine Holding Some 'Interesting' Signs

The HEALTHCARE WORKERS are making America Great again, not these selfish disruptive self absorbed spoiled protesters. These protesters think their life is apparently more special than the rest of us.

16 Not The Brightest People Who Are Against The Quarantine Holding Some 'Interesting' Signs

This Woman Found A Brilliant Hack For Clipping Your Dog's Nails

What if she never saw it? Not everyone watches AFV or watches it all the time.

16 Not The Brightest People Who Are Against The Quarantine Holding Some 'Interesting' Signs

The healthcare worker like "bitch, please"

16 Not The Brightest People Who Are Against The Quarantine Holding Some 'Interesting' Signs

that doesn't make any sense at all.

16 Not The Brightest People Who Are Against The Quarantine Holding Some 'Interesting' Signs

Good on the health care workers! They know they'll be the ones having to treat the infected.

16 Not The Brightest People Who Are Against The Quarantine Holding Some 'Interesting' Signs

How about dangerous tyranny?

30 Of The Best Quarantine Beauty Fails

Love it!

30 Of The Best Quarantine Beauty Fails

This one is a few years old, it's no longer blue, but yeah https://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/finished-5e90e8efcf2b9.jpg

30 Of The Best Quarantine Beauty Fails

I do all the haircuts in this house, even my own backwards in the mirror. Never had a problem. Besides my son LOVES his mohawk (He's 12)

30 Of The Best Quarantine Beauty Fails

These dudes are really pushing that Henry V half-hair. Medieval is the new sexy. I mean, we've already got a plague and whatnot.

30 Of The Best Quarantine Beauty Fails

The vast majority resemble either Moe from the Three Stooges, or a 12th century monk.

30 Of The Best Quarantine Beauty Fails

I'm surprised having fake nails is such a dire necessity that people can't possibly wait until nail salons reopen. Who're you trying to impress? Your couch?

30 Of The Best Quarantine Beauty Fails

Is this the famous Kim Jung Un style? Now I understand why Donnie fell hopelssly in love with him....

30 Of The Best Quarantine Beauty Fails

He looks like a thumb

30 Of The Best Quarantine Beauty Fails

What the hell was she using - pinking-shears??

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