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Scott Johnson • commented on a post 2 months ago

Here Are 30 Red Flags Real Estate Agents And Homeowners On Reddit Are Suggesting To Look Out For When Getting A House

80 years? Not that I’ve ever heard. I just had my roof replaced and 30 was the longest life expectancy. Perhaps this is just because I live in the South but if you 20-25 you’re doing well.

Scott Johnson • upvoted an item 2 months ago

Here Are 30 Red Flags Real Estate Agents And Homeowners On Reddit Are Suggesting To Look Out For When Getting A House

A roof has a lifespan of 80 years? Maybe a solid marble one...

Scott Johnson • commented on 2 posts 4 months ago

50 Times People Couldn’t Believe Their Luck In Thrift Stores, Flea Markets, And Garage Sales

Super Green!

50 Of The Funniest Fashion Fails (New Pics)

Well, they say that black is slimming.

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Scott Johnson • commented on 7 posts 5 months ago

30 Non-Americans Who Tweeted Their Confusion About America

What's the benefit of a kettle?

30 Non-Americans Who Tweeted Their Confusion About America

To save everyone time (this applies to most items in this list)...yes, Americans do all the things you see on TV and movies...just some less than others. If it was something nobody did, they probably wouldn't put it in the show/movie.

30 Non-Americans Who Tweeted Their Confusion About America

What's the benefit of a kettle?

30 Non-Americans Who Tweeted Their Confusion About America

Fact: that is something we do.

30 Non-Americans Who Tweeted Their Confusion About America

20/20 refers to your vision...+2 refers to your glasses. Not the same thing.

30 Non-Americans Who Tweeted Their Confusion About America

That's why you generally do sit down on the carpet. Or you wash your hardwood floors regularly.

30 Non-Americans Who Tweeted Their Confusion About America

It's been a while but when I took the SAT (college entrance exam) it was entirely multiple choice and filled in on a scantron card (pencil bubbles).

30 Non-Americans Who Tweeted Their Confusion About America

I don't evens the microwave anymore. I just run a cycle on my Keurig without a pod in it. Instant hot water. No waiting. (Of course the only time I usually need hot water is when I'm making tea or coffee, so it's just easier to put a coffee or tea pod in.

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Scott Johnson • upvoted 8 items 5 months ago

30 Non-Americans Who Tweeted Their Confusion About America

We would Never EVER call a teacher by their given name even in grade 12

30 Non-Americans Who Tweeted Their Confusion About America

Yes, it is for food scraps so they do not clog your sink. I think it's odd that everyone doesn't have these. They are very useful.

30 Non-Americans Who Tweeted Their Confusion About America

We would Never EVER call a teacher by their given name even in grade 12

30 Non-Americans Who Tweeted Their Confusion About America

Yes, it is for food scraps so they do not clog your sink. I think it's odd that everyone doesn't have these. They are very useful.

30 Non-Americans Who Tweeted Their Confusion About America

Those electric tea kettles that heat water quickly in the UK never caught on in the US. Yes, poop it in microwave. Don't worry, it won't ruin the flavour of the water.

30 Non-Americans Who Tweeted Their Confusion About America

No, we call eye doctors “Optometrists,” and we call Opticians “Opticians.”

30 Non-Americans Who Tweeted Their Confusion About America

I literally wear my shoes until I go to bed.

30 Non-Americans Who Tweeted Their Confusion About America

Yes. And at 46 years old, I see my past teachers in public and still call them Mr/Mrs/Coach because that is a sign of respect.

30 Non-Americans Who Tweeted Their Confusion About America

What's so unusual with this? I'm Austrian and my children's friends never used my first name.

30 Non-Americans Who Tweeted Their Confusion About America

How else would you call them? Students wouldn't use the teachers first name.

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Scott Johnson • upvoted an item 7 months ago

Artist Takes Characters From Pop Culture And Switches Their Gender (24 Pics)

Well, if this happens in real life, Disney needs Morena Baccarin to play her.

Scott Johnson • upvoted 3 items 1 year ago

30 Hilariously Honest "Story Of My Life" Book Covers

You know what else is "rude"? NOT reading important emails, then having that person have to constantly repeat themselves and write the EXACT SAME EMAIL again.... when they have actual WORK to do....

30 Hilariously Honest "Story Of My Life" Book Covers

Of course it is, that's the point.

30 Hilariously Honest "Story Of My Life" Book Covers

You know what else is "rude"? NOT reading important emails, then having that person have to constantly repeat themselves and write the EXACT SAME EMAIL again.... when they have actual WORK to do....

30 Hilariously Honest "Story Of My Life" Book Covers

Of course it is, that's the point.

30 Hilariously Honest "Story Of My Life" Book Covers

Yup... reserved for when the bugger is purposefully ignoring our emails, or can't bother to read the damn things properly. That's exactly what it's for.

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Scott Johnson • commented on 2 posts 4 years ago

103 Kids Who Take Instructions Too Literally

I had to look at the comments to understand this one. Never heard the phrase "put a jar of water" in something. I guess that's a regional thing? I would have done exactly what the child did.

12 Movie Myths That Will Change The Way You Look At Movies Forever

Actually, the myth is true. The wind is loud, but you can talk to each other. This is how tandem instructors communicate with first-time jumpers.

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Scott Johnson • commented on a post 2 months ago

Here Are 30 Red Flags Real Estate Agents And Homeowners On Reddit Are Suggesting To Look Out For When Getting A House

80 years? Not that I’ve ever heard. I just had my roof replaced and 30 was the longest life expectancy. Perhaps this is just because I live in the South but if you 20-25 you’re doing well.

Scott Johnson • commented on 2 posts 4 months ago

50 Times People Couldn’t Believe Their Luck In Thrift Stores, Flea Markets, And Garage Sales

Super Green!

50 Of The Funniest Fashion Fails (New Pics)

Well, they say that black is slimming.

Scott Johnson • commented on 7 posts 5 months ago

30 Non-Americans Who Tweeted Their Confusion About America

What's the benefit of a kettle?

30 Non-Americans Who Tweeted Their Confusion About America

Fact: that is something we do.

30 Non-Americans Who Tweeted Their Confusion About America

20/20 refers to your vision...+2 refers to your glasses. Not the same thing.

30 Non-Americans Who Tweeted Their Confusion About America

That's why you generally do sit down on the carpet. Or you wash your hardwood floors regularly.

30 Non-Americans Who Tweeted Their Confusion About America

It's been a while but when I took the SAT (college entrance exam) it was entirely multiple choice and filled in on a scantron card (pencil bubbles).

30 Non-Americans Who Tweeted Their Confusion About America

Scott Johnson • commented on 2 posts 4 years ago

103 Kids Who Take Instructions Too Literally

I had to look at the comments to understand this one. Never heard the phrase "put a jar of water" in something. I guess that's a regional thing? I would have done exactly what the child did.

12 Movie Myths That Will Change The Way You Look At Movies Forever

Actually, the myth is true. The wind is loud, but you can talk to each other. This is how tandem instructors communicate with first-time jumpers.

Scott Johnson • upvoted an item 2 months ago

Here Are 30 Red Flags Real Estate Agents And Homeowners On Reddit Are Suggesting To Look Out For When Getting A House

A roof has a lifespan of 80 years? Maybe a solid marble one...

Scott Johnson • upvoted 3 items 4 months ago

50 Of The Funniest Fashion Fails (New Pics)

Exterminate! Exterminate!

50 Of The Funniest Fashion Fails (New Pics)

I want that chewbacca costume so I can wear it to comic con and star wars events, I will be chewbacca's lesser known cousin, ewwwbacca

50 Of The Funniest Fashion Fails (New Pics)

I can’t figure out what these are meant to be.

Scott Johnson • upvoted 8 items 5 months ago

30 Non-Americans Who Tweeted Their Confusion About America

We would Never EVER call a teacher by their given name even in grade 12

30 Non-Americans Who Tweeted Their Confusion About America

Yes, it is for food scraps so they do not clog your sink. I think it's odd that everyone doesn't have these. They are very useful.

30 Non-Americans Who Tweeted Their Confusion About America

Those electric tea kettles that heat water quickly in the UK never caught on in the US. Yes, poop it in microwave. Don't worry, it won't ruin the flavour of the water.

30 Non-Americans Who Tweeted Their Confusion About America

No, we call eye doctors “Optometrists,” and we call Opticians “Opticians.”

30 Non-Americans Who Tweeted Their Confusion About America

I literally wear my shoes until I go to bed.

30 Non-Americans Who Tweeted Their Confusion About America

Yes. And at 46 years old, I see my past teachers in public and still call them Mr/Mrs/Coach because that is a sign of respect.

30 Non-Americans Who Tweeted Their Confusion About America

What's so unusual with this? I'm Austrian and my children's friends never used my first name.

30 Non-Americans Who Tweeted Their Confusion About America

How else would you call them? Students wouldn't use the teachers first name.

Scott Johnson • upvoted an item 7 months ago

Artist Takes Characters From Pop Culture And Switches Their Gender (24 Pics)

Well, if this happens in real life, Disney needs Morena Baccarin to play her.

Scott Johnson • upvoted 3 items 1 year ago

30 Hilariously Honest "Story Of My Life" Book Covers

You know what else is "rude"? NOT reading important emails, then having that person have to constantly repeat themselves and write the EXACT SAME EMAIL again.... when they have actual WORK to do....

30 Hilariously Honest "Story Of My Life" Book Covers

Of course it is, that's the point.

30 Hilariously Honest "Story Of My Life" Book Covers

Yup... reserved for when the bugger is purposefully ignoring our emails, or can't bother to read the damn things properly. That's exactly what it's for.

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