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Mel Shill

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50 Times Parents Acted So Wholesome They Made Their Kid's Day (New Pics)

That's a sign their son is a good kid and even more that they are good parents.

This Dad Has One Great Son

Mel Shill • upvoted 5 items 4 days ago

I Don’t Usually Like To Smile For Photos, But This Month Is The One Year Anniversary Since My Overdose And The 6 Month Anniversary Of Being Sober

This Dad Has One Great Son

A Ukrainian Man With Down Syndrome Bakes Bread To Feed Ukrainian Soldiers Fighting The War

That's Amazing

The Breathtaking Bravery Of Russian Citizens Who Know They’ll Be Arrested For Protesting The War And Do It Anyway

Mel Shill • upvoted 13 items 1 week ago

Medical Workers Of Bored Panda, What's The Weirdest Thing A Patient Has Ever Come In With?

Too many! The guy that used tampons as earplugs at night, forgot to take them out and had a shower. He didn't realize how absorbent they were! The woman complained of a sudden and severe irritation 'down there'. She had sequin knickers and wore them inside out, several of them had come loose and worked their way inside. The lovely old lady who came in with 'stabbing pains in the chest', upon inspection we noted that she was indeed being stabbed, by the lamb-chop bone in her bra. The young lad that had a speculum stuck in his mouth. We don't where/how he got it but apparently, he was trying to pretend to be a duck. (For the guys out there that don't know, a speculum is a medical tool that is most commonly used for examining vaginas).

Medical Workers Of Bored Panda, What's The Weirdest Thing A Patient Has Ever Come In With?

Before I had a liver transplant, I suffered from a condition called "Ascites" that makes you retain fluids and your belly looks like you are 11 months pregnant (I am a guy). Every week I'd go to the hospital to get the fluids drained (usually around 10 to 11 liters). Since it was a teaching hospital, more often than not there was an attending nurse and a very young doctor. The procedure required an ultrasound machine, operated by the nurse, and a 9" needle to penetrate the abdomen and find the sack with the liquid. Most young doctors had never done anything like it and they were nervous and a little bit disturbed. Once this very young doctor got physically sick and white as a sheet. He also couldn't find the sack. He kept prodding and getting more and more panicked. By then I was an old hand at it and I had seen it done properly at least a dozen times, so I asked him "do you mind if I give it a shot?". At first, he blabbed something incoherent, so I added, "I won't tell anyone, I just can't afford to leave without being drained, this is the one day a week when I get to feel normal for a few hours". He finally agreed and I took hold of the 9" needle. Watching the ultrasound screen, in a few seconds I found the sack and we started filling 2-liter bottles with the liquid. It was a 12 liters day, requiring six two-liter bottles. My father-in-law drove me there that day, and he was watching the proceedings, but it was too much even for him. He passed out and had to be put on a gurney. Both the doc and my FIL were traumatized. The nurse joked with me about it. I eventually got a liver transplant and that issue went away. I am almost at the 20 years mark.

Medical Workers Of Bored Panda, What's The Weirdest Thing A Patient Has Ever Come In With?

I once had a patient who came in with her baby daughter. The daughter was a baby, maybe one by the looks of it. The lady told me all these things about how she was anti-vax and blah blah. She then asked me to “fix” her baby. You guys, it was d**d. She was holding a goddamn corpse.

My Girlfriend Bet Me She Could Write Any Swear Word On My Calculator, I Bet Her $50 She Couldn’t

He Didn't Say It

Paris Marathon Was Cancelled So This Dude Ran Back And Forth On His 7 Meter Balcony For A Marathon Length

Very Fussy Chihuahua Will Only Eat If Another Dog Is Watching. Here’s Our Workaround While Our Other Dog Is Away

She's Not Allowed On The Couch

50 Genius People Who Beat The System By Following The Rules (New Pics)

The smirk of knowledge! 💕

Roxy Knows She's Allowed On The Barstool, And Not On The Counter. Roxy Also Likes To Test Her Limits

Well Played, Sir

He Is Not Allowed To Put His Paws On The Screen Door So This Is What He Does

50 Genius People Who Beat The System By Following The Rules (New Pics)

Deception. Parenting at its finest. *taking notes*

Mel Shill

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50 Times Parents Acted So Wholesome They Made Their Kid's Day (New Pics)

That's Amazing

This Dad Has One Great Son

That's Amazing

This Dad Has One Great Son

50 Genius People Who Beat The System By Following The Rules (New Pics)

50 Genius People Who Beat The System By Following The Rules (New Pics)

50 Genius People Who Beat The System By Following The Rules (New Pics)

50 Genius People Who Beat The System By Following The Rules (New Pics)

50 Genius People Who Beat The System By Following The Rules (New Pics)

50 Genius People Who Beat The System By Following The Rules (New Pics)

I Don’t Usually Like To Smile For Photos, But This Month Is The One Year Anniversary Since My Overdose And The 6 Month Anniversary Of Being Sober

This Dad Has One Great Son

I Don’t Usually Like To Smile For Photos, But This Month Is The One Year Anniversary Since My Overdose And The 6 Month Anniversary Of Being Sober

This Dad Has One Great Son

He Is Not Allowed To Put His Paws On The Screen Door So This Is What He Does

Good Boi Knows He's Not Allowed To Have Sticks Inside

"What Could Go Wrong": 50 Of The Absolute Worst Home Improvement Fails To Make You Cringe

50 Times People Had No Clue What They Were Looking At, But The Internet Had Their Back (New Pics)

"What Could Go Wrong": 50 Of The Absolute Worst Home Improvement Fails To Make You Cringe

50 Times People Had No Clue What They Were Looking At, But The Internet Had Their Back (New Pics)

50 Times People Had No Clue What They Were Looking At, But The Internet Had Their Back (New Pics)

50 Times People Had No Clue What They Were Looking At, But The Internet Had Their Back (New Pics)

50 Times People Had No Clue What They Were Looking At, But The Internet Had Their Back (New Pics)

50 Times People Had No Clue What They Were Looking At, But The Internet Had Their Back (New Pics)

50 Times People Had No Clue What They Were Looking At, But The Internet Had Their Back (New Pics)

50 Times People Had No Clue What They Were Looking At, But The Internet Had Their Back (New Pics)

50 Times People Had No Clue What They Were Looking At, But The Internet Had Their Back (New Pics)

50 Times People Had No Clue What They Were Looking At, But The Internet Had Their Back (New Pics)

50 Times People Had No Clue What They Were Looking At, But The Internet Had Their Back (New Pics)

50 Times People Had No Clue What They Were Looking At, But The Internet Had Their Back (New Pics)

50 Times People Had No Clue What They Were Looking At, But The Internet Had Their Back (New Pics)

50 Times People Had No Clue What They Were Looking At, But The Internet Had Their Back (New Pics)

50 Obsolete Things To Show Just How Much The World Has Changed (New Pics)

50 Obsolete Things To Show Just How Much The World Has Changed (New Pics)

Unauthorized Protests Are Forbidden In Russia, So Artists In St. Petersburg Decided To Do Some Open-Air Practice

It's Not Medicine, It's Pepsi

Unauthorized Protests Are Forbidden In Russia, So Artists In St. Petersburg Decided To Do Some Open-Air Practice

It's Not Medicine, It's Pepsi

He Saw Us Feeding The Ducks And Pretended To Be One

Roxy Knows She's Allowed On The Barstool, And Not On The Counter. Roxy Also Likes To Test Her Limits

If You Have A Stain On Your Shirt, Outline The Stain With A Pen And Give It A Name. This Will Make It Seem Like You Visited A Random Island

So The NYC Subway Has Banned Dogs Unless They 'Fit In A Bag'. New Yorkers Got Creative

If You Have A Stain On Your Shirt, Outline The Stain With A Pen And Give It A Name. This Will Make It Seem Like You Visited A Random Island

So The NYC Subway Has Banned Dogs Unless They 'Fit In A Bag'. New Yorkers Got Creative

She's Not Allowed On The Couch

Cat Isn't Allowed On The Table, Found A Loophole To Still Be The Center Of Attention While We Eat

My Mum Allowed Me To Put Any Flag On My Wardrobe Doors Except For The Pride Flag. So, 241 Flags Later

My Girlfriend Bet Me She Could Write Any Swear Word On My Calculator, I Bet Her $50 She Couldn’t

My Mum Allowed Me To Put Any Flag On My Wardrobe Doors Except For The Pride Flag. So, 241 Flags Later

My Girlfriend Bet Me She Could Write Any Swear Word On My Calculator, I Bet Her $50 She Couldn’t

He Didn't Say It

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50 Obsolete Things To Show Just How Much The World Has Changed (New Pics)

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Hey Pandas, Share A Story About A Time You Were Mistreated Or Unfavored At Work (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Share A Story About A Time You Were Mistreated Or Unfavored At Work (Closed)

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50 Times Parents Acted So Wholesome They Made Their Kid's Day (New Pics)

This Dad Has One Great Son

I Don’t Usually Like To Smile For Photos, But This Month Is The One Year Anniversary Since My Overdose And The 6 Month Anniversary Of Being Sober