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Sarah Zimmerman • upvoted 4 items 4 months ago

Fails, Funny

“What Did You Learn At An Embarrassingly Late Age?” (40 New Answers)

Digital Art

26 New Comparisons Of The Sizes Of Prehistoric Animal Ancestors And Their Modern Relatives By Roman Uchytel

Fails, Funny

“What Did You Learn At An Embarrassingly Late Age?” (40 New Answers)

Digital Art

26 New Comparisons Of The Sizes Of Prehistoric Animal Ancestors And Their Modern Relatives By Roman Uchytel

Entertainment, Reviews

Folks Online List 30 Books That Blew Their Minds And Changed Their Lives

Learned-Late-Reddit

That sodas were called soft drinks because they had no alcohol lol

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Sarah Zimmerman • upvoted 36 items 3 years ago

Americans Share 30 Things They Didn’t Realize Were American Until They Went Abroad

I don't see how that's a bad thing....?

Weird

Here Are 30 Photos Of Objects Cut In Half That Reveal The Unseen Side Of Things

Americans Share 30 Things They Didn’t Realize Were American Until They Went Abroad

I don't see how that's a bad thing....?

Weird

Simulation to what happens when a small space debris object hits a spacecraft

Fukang meteorite

Accordion

Poppy capsule

Hedgehog

Wasp nest

Bowling ball

Military tank

Cut banana tree trunks

Firework shell

Rattle snake rattle

Leica Summicron lens

Tortoise skeleton

CT Scanner

Bloodwood tree (Pterocarpus angolensis)

30 Photos That Look Ordinary Until You Know The Backstory

Hopefully they didn't have any lasting effects from that.

The Three Unsung Heroes Of Chernobyl

People

36 Before & After Photos That Prove Your Weight Is Meaningless (New Pics)

Woman Shows How She Would Look Like If She Had The 'Perfect' Body Throughout History (6 Pics)

Girl Is So Creeped Out By What Her Boyfriend Says During His Sleep, She Shares Their Conversation Online

"Mmmh you smell so good, your skin is so soft" when my smile couldn't get any bigger, he added" you gonna have 70% discount" that's how I knew my husband speaks while sleeping. 😂😂 Until now ,as a joke,when he gives me a complement,he also offer me a discount.

Girl Is So Creeped Out By What Her Boyfriend Says During His Sleep, She Shares Their Conversation Online

I had a BF in college who used to talk in his sleep. Nothing as creepy as talking about dimensions that eat cats... but the one I found funny - he sat up in bed, said in a very loud voice "Why don't we have any f***ing hangers?!?" To which (after getting over the shock of being woken up) I answered "because they haven't been delivered yet." He looked at me and said "Damn lazy aliens... can't even deliver the spaceships on time." And then laid back down and started snoring.

Girl Is So Creeped Out By What Her Boyfriend Says During His Sleep, She Shares Their Conversation Online

My fiancee used to wake me up in middle of the night trying to gather me from the bed as a rescue mission. After fifth night I told him that if he ever tries to wake me up AGAIN and rescue me, I'll beat the crap out of him. He stopped rescueing me and, thank Heavens, stopped waking himself. I know, I should be grateful, but I was super annoyed at the time xD

Funny

Girl Is So Creeped Out By What Her Boyfriend Says During His Sleep, She Shares Their Conversation Online

Product Design

Creative Bookends By Japanese Artist That You Have To See From Up Close To Really Appreciate

Funny

50 Wholesome Relationship Memes You Need To Send To Your Significant Other

Animals

People Are Posting Hilarious Photos Of Their Great Danes, And It's Crazy How Large They Are

Funny

50 Times People Were Expecting Cute Babies But Ended Up Having Old People Instead

Animals, Funny

20 Funniest Wildlife Photos Of 2018 Have Been Announced, And They Will Make Your Day

Needle and Thread

This 23-Year-Old Cosplayer Can Turn Herself Into Literally Anyone, And Here Are 21 Of Her Best Transformations

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Sarah Zimmerman • commented on a post 4 years ago

Looking At People Trying To Sell Mirrors Is Our New Favorite Thing And Here Are 63 Reasons Why

Is it just me or does the husband remind anyone else of Timothy Spall? https://goo.gl/images/hhcq6Y

Sarah Zimmerman • commented on 8 posts 5 years ago

115 Brutally Honest Tweets By Women Who Aren't Going To Take Your Sh*t Anymore

Representation matters (for all people). Otherwise, it just reinforces the gender tropes. That's all that people will see. "This is how X is represented therefor this is how X must be". Unfortunately I know a lot people who never really think beyond that...

81 Posts That Will Destroy Your World View

"I give you air from my lungs."-The Doctor

90 Grandmas Who Are More Badass Than You

Spider-grandma?

50 Of The Happiest Facts Ever That'll Make Your Day

If I were a fairy, it would totally be my preferred method too. "On my noble steed!"

98 People Who Look Exactly Like Cartoon Characters

She reminds me Arabella Figg (from HP)!

98 People Who Look Exactly Like Cartoon Characters

She actually goes around cosplaying her, with her sis for a good cause(?). She and her sis are spot on w/ wigs. https://goo.gl/images/Ec5bQw

24 Flowers Girls And Ring Bearers Who Stole The Spotlight From The Bride & Groom

Fandoms

24 Flowers Girls And Ring Bearers Who Stole The Spotlight From The Bride & Groom

As a person with multiple fans, I love this. After all, a wedding is about THE COUPLE. Not anyone else.

Sarah Zimmerman • upvoted 4 items 4 months ago

Entertainment, Reviews

Folks Online List 30 Books That Blew Their Minds And Changed Their Lives

Digital Art

26 New Comparisons Of The Sizes Of Prehistoric Animal Ancestors And Their Modern Relatives By Roman Uchytel

Fails, Funny

“What Did You Learn At An Embarrassingly Late Age?” (40 New Answers)

Learned-Late-Reddit

That sodas were called soft drinks because they had no alcohol lol

Sarah Zimmerman • upvoted 16 items 3 years ago

Americans Share 30 Things They Didn’t Realize Were American Until They Went Abroad

I don't see how that's a bad thing....?

Weird

Here Are 30 Photos Of Objects Cut In Half That Reveal The Unseen Side Of Things

Accordion

Leica Summicron lens

Here Are 30 Photos Of Objects Cut In Half That Reveal The Unseen Side Of Things

Expensive lens - can see now why they cost so much. Just googled it - the most costly Summicron lens I saw was $22,000. Not exactly an "everyday object"

Hedgehog

Bowling ball

Military tank

Here Are 30 Photos Of Objects Cut In Half That Reveal The Unseen Side Of Things

Eww - huge wasp-phobia.Although I give them credit for building this from scratch.

Wasp nest

CT Scanner

Firework shell

Poppy capsule

Here Are 30 Photos Of Objects Cut In Half That Reveal The Unseen Side Of Things

This is sad to me.

Tortoise skeleton

Here Are 30 Photos Of Objects Cut In Half That Reveal The Unseen Side Of Things

That's actually terrifying...

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