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bork_laser • commented on 27 posts 6 years ago

Guy Turns His Roommate's Mess Into A "Passive-Aggressive Art Gallery", And It's Hilarious

this is me. I have a near phobia, dry heaves, panic attack etc. I will leaverify in the fridge for eternity unless someone else handles it. this is why I buy the smallest portion of milk possible.

What Is The One Book That Changed Your Life And How?

The Lord of the Rings and The Hobbit are one of the most influential books for me, too. I even have a Tolkien symbol tattoo :)

Guy Turns His Roommate's Mess Into A "Passive-Aggressive Art Gallery", And It's Hilarious

this is me. I have a near phobia, dry heaves, panic attack etc. I will leaverify in the fridge for eternity unless someone else handles it. this is why I buy the smallest portion of milk possible.

Nike Launches Its First Plus-Size Line Because "Women Are Stronger, Bolder And More Outspoken Than Ever"

actually, I was joking. although I am not plus sized, I am large chested and finding workout clothes that fit right is hard, so the duct tape and men's clothes have literally crossed my mind as a solution.

Mom Shares Photos Of Her Two Sets Of Twins And It Will Melt Your Heart

my oldest came out perfect, seriously like a porcelain doll or something, younger two had generic newborn squish face. they were all just as beautiful and precious to *me* though.

Artist Shows How To Repackage Junk Food So That Hipsters Would Buy It

but I like to reuse these bags....

Artist Shows How To Repackage Junk Food So That Hipsters Would Buy It

does it still induce vomiting after two drinks?

I Illustrate My Daily Problems As A Woman In Funny And Relatable Comics

too cheese or not to cheese......always cheese.

I Illustrate My Daily Problems As A Woman In Funny And Relatable Comics

the older I get, the less shame I have, I will drop whatever I'm doing to poop. helping you move a couch? sorry man, I'm sure you'll figure how to make it 3 more flights yourself.

I Illustrate My Daily Problems As A Woman In Funny And Relatable Comics

literally just happened to me, wanted 5 inches total, more like 10. I'm convinced stylist don't understand measurements.

166 Incredible Photos You Won't Believe Are Not Photoshopped

it's used more like an herb or spice to add flavor

Tattooing Freckles On Your Face Is The New Beauty Craze, And They Look Surprisingly Beautiful

is that a booger in her nose?

Nike Launches Its First Plus-Size Line Because "Women Are Stronger, Bolder And More Outspoken Than Ever"

just use duct tape and wear men's clothes

71 People Who Had The Most Genius Costumes Ever

I'm offended by this waste of cabbage

71 People Who Had The Most Genius Costumes Ever

my youngest daughter is going as mugatu this year 😄

71 People Who Had The Most Genius Costumes Ever

Indiana Explorer

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bork_laser • upvoted 10 items 6 years ago

Staying Together Till The Last Beat Of The Heart. My Grandma, 96, With My Grandpa, 100, Hours Before Her Death. 77 Years Of Marriage

Not Giving A Sh*t

Staying Together Till The Last Beat Of The Heart. My Grandma, 96, With My Grandpa, 100, Hours Before Her Death. 77 Years Of Marriage

Not Giving A Sh*t

I Was Sitting Next To This Couple At Starbucks This Morning, This Man John Was Teaching Linda The Alphabet. He Told Us That She Lost Her Memory And Was Re-Learning How To Read. Patience, Love, And Understanding At It's Finest

Maria Montessori An Italian Physician And Educators Known For Philosophy The Montessori Method Which Is Used By Parents And Schools Worldwide.

Helen Fabela Chávez Was An American Labor Activist For The United Farm Workers Of America

Harriet Tubman, Who Helped Slaves Escape Via The Underground Railroad.

82 Hilarious Picture Tweets That Every Woman Will Relate To

i would eat both :-)

Relatable-funny-women-picture-tweets

When You're Told To Change Ur Shirt Before Thanksgiving Dinner So You Happily Oblige

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bork_laser • submitted 3 list additions 6 years ago

What Is The One Book That Changed Your Life And How?

What's Is The First Thing/Item That Comes To Your Mind When You Think About Your Childhood?

163 Badass Women Who Changed The World We Live In Today

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bork_laser • submitted 3 list additions 6 years ago

What Is The One Book That Changed Your Life And How?

What's Is The First Thing/Item That Comes To Your Mind When You Think About Your Childhood?

163 Badass Women Who Changed The World We Live In Today

bork_laser • commented on 20 posts 6 years ago

Guy Turns His Roommate's Mess Into A "Passive-Aggressive Art Gallery", And It's Hilarious

this is me. I have a near phobia, dry heaves, panic attack etc. I will leaverify in the fridge for eternity unless someone else handles it. this is why I buy the smallest portion of milk possible.

What Is The One Book That Changed Your Life And How?

The Lord of the Rings and The Hobbit are one of the most influential books for me, too. I even have a Tolkien symbol tattoo :)

Japanese Are Going Crazy About These Bunny Succulents

sour patch mutant bunny

114 Marriage Tweets That Prove Husbands Are Just Big Children

my husband wouldn't help me get a wasp that was crawling down my shirt, but jokes on him because I ended up flashing his friend getting it out.

114 Marriage Tweets That Prove Husbands Are Just Big Children

sooo much cheaper this way, sorry kids.

202 Parenting Memes That Will Make You Laugh So Hard It Will Wake Up Your Kids

this actually looks like a Montessori style bedroom, sometimes they have toys, sometimes not (stored elsewhere). it's meant to be both safe for children and promote independence.

202 Parenting Memes That Will Make You Laugh So Hard It Will Wake Up Your Kids

I have three daughters. this. is. my. life.

40 Rare Animal Babies You've Probably Never Seen Before

*ill*

40 Rare Animal Babies You've Probably Never Seen Before

the most fascinating pack predator, they have the highest kill rate out of all because of a unique way of communication. they also care for their I'll and injured.

108 People Who Follow The Rules So Literally That They Beat The System

my name is a common woman's name that starts with an "L", I was called Jackson.

82 Hilarious Picture Tweets That Every Woman Will Relate To

I want to put those tacos in my face hole.

163 Badass Women Who Changed The World We Live In Today

she should be on the front page!

163 Badass Women Who Changed The World We Live In Today

this is what I think every time! she deserves credit, what Rosa Parks did was brave, but it was staged.

Nike Launches Its First Plus-Size Line Because "Women Are Stronger, Bolder And More Outspoken Than Ever"

Mom Shares Photos Of Her Two Sets Of Twins And It Will Melt Your Heart

my oldest came out perfect, seriously like a porcelain doll or something, younger two had generic newborn squish face. they were all just as beautiful and precious to *me* though.

Artist Shows How To Repackage Junk Food So That Hipsters Would Buy It

but I like to reuse these bags....

Artist Shows How To Repackage Junk Food So That Hipsters Would Buy It

does it still induce vomiting after two drinks?

I Illustrate My Daily Problems As A Woman In Funny And Relatable Comics

too cheese or not to cheese......always cheese.

I Illustrate My Daily Problems As A Woman In Funny And Relatable Comics

the older I get, the less shame I have, I will drop whatever I'm doing to poop. helping you move a couch? sorry man, I'm sure you'll figure how to make it 3 more flights yourself.

bork_laser • upvoted 20 items 6 years ago

Not Giving A Sh*t

Staying Together Till The Last Beat Of The Heart. My Grandma, 96, With My Grandpa, 100, Hours Before Her Death. 77 Years Of Marriage

I Was Sitting Next To This Couple At Starbucks This Morning, This Man John Was Teaching Linda The Alphabet. He Told Us That She Lost Her Memory And Was Re-Learning How To Read. Patience, Love, And Understanding At It's Finest

When You're Told To Change Ur Shirt Before Thanksgiving Dinner So You Happily Oblige

Harriet Tubman, Who Helped Slaves Escape Via The Underground Railroad.

Relatable-funny-women-picture-tweets

82 Hilarious Picture Tweets That Every Woman Will Relate To

i would eat both :-)

Maria Montessori An Italian Physician And Educators Known For Philosophy The Montessori Method Which Is Used By Parents And Schools Worldwide.

Helen Fabela Chávez Was An American Labor Activist For The United Farm Workers Of America

Lactose Intolerance

148 Times Chrissy Teigen Was Too Funny For Twitter To Handle

As in... Thanos? Is Chrissy actually Thanos? *curious*

115 Brutally Honest Tweets By Women Who Aren't Going To Take Your Sh*t Anymore

I never read that garbage as kid. Highlights, National Geographic, and Archies comics.

59 Powerful NSFW Photos From The 2017 Birth Photo Competition Prove That Moms Are Badass

I don't know why I find this photo so funny, but I laughed hard :D

47 Hilarious Reasons Why The Spanish Language Is The Worst

she was kidding

Animals

To Protect Rhinos, This National Park Just Shoots People (50 Poachers Killed So Far)

236 Hilarious Yearbook Quotes That Are Impossible Not To Laugh At

LizzyM, I was just about to say that the Philippinos have Hispanic last names, but you described it a lot better than I ever would. So, thank you!

154 Art History Tweets That Prove Nothing Has Changed In 100s Of Years

Yeah but it's not gross to him if you suck it after it's inside you if my juice isn't supposed to be gross to us why should his be gross to him

197 Hilarious Photos That Prove Siblings Are The Biggest Assholes Ever

No. But I'm not american. Maybe that's the problem lol.

197 Hilarious Photos That Prove Siblings Are The Biggest Assholes Ever

That's still more than enough for 1 portion. How much are you going to eat?

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