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Fifty something database programmer in Nor Cal.

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Sammy Zayante • upvoted 4 items 4 years ago

Just Do It By The Dude

Winnie The Pooh Nike Ad

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Sammy Zayante • commented on 18 posts 5 years ago

116 Times Nature Proved It's Too Weird For Us To Handle

So the book "Everybody Poops" is really just lies?

I Tried This AI-Based App That Removes Makeup On Celebs And Here's The Result

n chat bot posts 2 copies of my reply - no idea why...

116 Times Nature Proved It's Too Weird For Us To Handle

So the book "Everybody Poops" is really just lies?

I Tried This AI-Based App That Removes Makeup On Celebs And Here's The Result

n chat bot posts 2 copies of my reply - no idea why...

I Tried This AI-Based App That Removes Makeup On Celebs And Here's The Result

Giving people who have low self esteem a chance to feel better when they look at famous people without their makeup.

193 Epic Design Fails You’ll Find Hard To Believe Actually Happened

Yes, Tony. I don't need the mansplanation.

This Russian Teen Can Transform Herself Into Anyone, And Her Pics Will Amaze You

One of the leads in Chappie - decent film.

193 Epic Design Fails You’ll Find Hard To Believe Actually Happened

ok - I see that now. Thanks!

I Found 18 Beauty Gadgets On Ebay That Promise To Make You Beautiful Without Plastic Surgery And Bought Them All

Ready to wrestle in Tijuana!

193 Epic Design Fails You’ll Find Hard To Believe Actually Happened

They expect to have graduation rates over 100%

193 Epic Design Fails You’ll Find Hard To Believe Actually Happened

Superman and Spiderman, also. All have no living parents.

193 Epic Design Fails You’ll Find Hard To Believe Actually Happened

Wait - My folks aren't my folks? Was I adopted?

193 Epic Design Fails You’ll Find Hard To Believe Actually Happened

One half was mirrored...

193 Epic Design Fails You’ll Find Hard To Believe Actually Happened

@BobbyMcD FTW

193 Epic Design Fails You’ll Find Hard To Believe Actually Happened

Google thinks this is an image of the Hindu god Shiva.

Every Day This Guy Creates A Brutally Honest Chart, And They Will Perfectly Sum Up Your Life

Working on jigsaw puzzle when not making charts. No wonder he's not getting much action IJS

66 Hilarious Comics By Cartoon Network Artist For People With A Weird Sense Of Humor

Eggs are yummy

66 Hilarious Comics By Cartoon Network Artist For People With A Weird Sense Of Humor

google bonobo monkeys...

Dog Groomer Opens Shop In Middle Of Night To Give Stray Dog Haircut, Finds Real Beauty Beneath Matted Fur

literally moved me to tears

87 Of The Most Brutal Responses To Ex Texts

Hell is in Michigan

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Sammy Zayante • upvoted 18 items 5 years ago

60 Funny Pale People Problems That Other People Will Never Understand

Why did you make three separate hashtags?

116 Times Nature Proved It's Too Weird For Us To Handle

fossils and carbon dating ?

60 Funny Pale People Problems That Other People Will Never Understand

Why did you make three separate hashtags?

116 Times Nature Proved It's Too Weird For Us To Handle

fossils and carbon dating ?

116 Times Nature Proved It's Too Weird For Us To Handle

Looks like Trump's toupee gone dirty

50 Times People Realized Their Grandparents Were Cooler Than Them

Do we have Ash's grand child on Bored Panda?

50 Times People Realized Their Grandparents Were Cooler Than Them

that's Bruce Campbell , prob an Evil Dead II screenshot, which kinda has the same plot

Funny-Examples-Innocent-Minds

Steampunk Little Mermaid

My 3 Year Old Has CP, Last Halloween We Had A Little Fun With His Stander

My Family's Past Three Halloweens

193 Epic Design Fails You’ll Find Hard To Believe Actually Happened

only the top left quarter is mirrored

I Found 18 Beauty Gadgets On Ebay That Promise To Make You Beautiful Without Plastic Surgery And Bought Them All

**STAR TREK!! oh God, what have i done!~?

193 Epic Design Fails You’ll Find Hard To Believe Actually Happened

They're not proportionate to the height of the column though

193 Epic Design Fails You’ll Find Hard To Believe Actually Happened

Batman's parents are dead

I Found 18 Beauty Gadgets On Ebay That Promise To Make You Beautiful Without Plastic Surgery And Bought Them All

She looks like she could do with a nice glass of chianti and some Fava beans.

193 Epic Design Fails You’ll Find Hard To Believe Actually Happened

Equality would mean that no single gender goes first.

193 Epic Design Fails You’ll Find Hard To Believe Actually Happened

Offensive title at its best. 😤

75 Times Mothers-In-Law Made Life More Interesting

Was it empty?

87 Of The Most Brutal Responses To Ex Texts

Hell is also a place in norway haha

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Sammy Zayante • commented on 20 posts 5 years ago

116 Times Nature Proved It's Too Weird For Us To Handle

So the book "Everybody Poops" is really just lies?

I Tried This AI-Based App That Removes Makeup On Celebs And Here's The Result

n chat bot posts 2 copies of my reply - no idea why...

I Tried This AI-Based App That Removes Makeup On Celebs And Here's The Result

Giving people who have low self esteem a chance to feel better when they look at famous people without their makeup.

193 Epic Design Fails You’ll Find Hard To Believe Actually Happened

Yes, Tony. I don't need the mansplanation.

This Russian Teen Can Transform Herself Into Anyone, And Her Pics Will Amaze You

One of the leads in Chappie - decent film.

193 Epic Design Fails You’ll Find Hard To Believe Actually Happened

ok - I see that now. Thanks!

I Found 18 Beauty Gadgets On Ebay That Promise To Make You Beautiful Without Plastic Surgery And Bought Them All

Ready to wrestle in Tijuana!

193 Epic Design Fails You’ll Find Hard To Believe Actually Happened

They expect to have graduation rates over 100%

193 Epic Design Fails You’ll Find Hard To Believe Actually Happened

Superman and Spiderman, also. All have no living parents.

193 Epic Design Fails You’ll Find Hard To Believe Actually Happened

Wait - My folks aren't my folks? Was I adopted?

193 Epic Design Fails You’ll Find Hard To Believe Actually Happened

One half was mirrored...

193 Epic Design Fails You’ll Find Hard To Believe Actually Happened

@BobbyMcD FTW

193 Epic Design Fails You’ll Find Hard To Believe Actually Happened

Google thinks this is an image of the Hindu god Shiva.

Every Day This Guy Creates A Brutally Honest Chart, And They Will Perfectly Sum Up Your Life

Working on jigsaw puzzle when not making charts. No wonder he's not getting much action IJS

66 Hilarious Comics By Cartoon Network Artist For People With A Weird Sense Of Humor

Eggs are yummy

66 Hilarious Comics By Cartoon Network Artist For People With A Weird Sense Of Humor

google bonobo monkeys...

Dog Groomer Opens Shop In Middle Of Night To Give Stray Dog Haircut, Finds Real Beauty Beneath Matted Fur

literally moved me to tears

87 Of The Most Brutal Responses To Ex Texts

Hell is in Michigan

87 Of The Most Brutal Responses To Ex Texts

Buwahaha!

86 Hilarious Greeting Cards That Will Surprise You When You Open Them

The toxicity of chocolate is highly overstated as it relates to dogs.

Sammy Zayante • upvoted 4 items 4 years ago

105 Of The Best Memes In Response To Nike’s Colin Kaepernick Ad

Should be a pic of Joey Chestnut

Winnie The Pooh Nike Ad

105 Of The Best Memes In Response To Nike’s Colin Kaepernick Ad

The best one of the bunch!

Just Do It By The Dude

Sammy Zayante • upvoted 16 items 5 years ago

116 Times Nature Proved It's Too Weird For Us To Handle

Looks like Trump's toupee gone dirty

116 Times Nature Proved It's Too Weird For Us To Handle

fossils and carbon dating ?

60 Funny Pale People Problems That Other People Will Never Understand

Why did you make three separate hashtags?

50 Times People Realized Their Grandparents Were Cooler Than Them

Do we have Ash's grand child on Bored Panda?

50 Times People Realized Their Grandparents Were Cooler Than Them

that's Bruce Campbell , prob an Evil Dead II screenshot, which kinda has the same plot

Funny-Examples-Innocent-Minds

Steampunk Little Mermaid

My Family's Past Three Halloweens

My 3 Year Old Has CP, Last Halloween We Had A Little Fun With His Stander

193 Epic Design Fails You’ll Find Hard To Believe Actually Happened

only the top left quarter is mirrored

I Found 18 Beauty Gadgets On Ebay That Promise To Make You Beautiful Without Plastic Surgery And Bought Them All

She looks like she could do with a nice glass of chianti and some Fava beans.

I Found 18 Beauty Gadgets On Ebay That Promise To Make You Beautiful Without Plastic Surgery And Bought Them All

**STAR TREK!! oh God, what have i done!~?

193 Epic Design Fails You’ll Find Hard To Believe Actually Happened

They're not proportionate to the height of the column though

193 Epic Design Fails You’ll Find Hard To Believe Actually Happened

Batman's parents are dead

193 Epic Design Fails You’ll Find Hard To Believe Actually Happened

Offensive title at its best. 😤

193 Epic Design Fails You’ll Find Hard To Believe Actually Happened

Equality would mean that no single gender goes first.

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