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Roland • commented on 6 posts 1 month ago

I Painted My First Owl 5 Years Ago, And Haven't Been Able To Stop Since (54 Pics)

I love all of them. I love owls. Owls, parrots and hummingbirds are my most favourite birds. Even my nickname in many forums is zalosna sova. Means sad owl.

40 Bitter Truths About Being An Adult That Usually Don't Cross Teens' Minds, As Pointed Out In This Viral Thread

@cheri no she is acting like that always. Even before I came there. She is just being a c**t. Well as I said. I don't give a damn anymore as she lives now by herself. So she can do as she please.

I Painted My First Owl 5 Years Ago, And Haven't Been Able To Stop Since (54 Pics)

I love all of them. I love owls. Owls, parrots and hummingbirds are my most favourite birds. Even my nickname in many forums is zalosna sova. Means sad owl.

40 Bitter Truths About Being An Adult That Usually Don't Cross Teens' Minds, As Pointed Out In This Viral Thread

@cheri no she is acting like that always. Even before I came there. She is just being a c**t. Well as I said. I don't give a damn anymore as she lives now by herself. So she can do as she please.

40 Bitter Truths About Being An Adult That Usually Don't Cross Teens' Minds, As Pointed Out In This Viral Thread

I am not talking about mine. Mine is fine. I married second time and her daughter is the daughter of Satan. She isn't even abke to put her s**t back where she got it from. Loading the dishwasher is a problem. Her nails could break. Leaves her s**t everywhere. And yes.. She thinks it's magically done. But good thing she start studying in a different city now. She want to live in a garbage bin. So she can do it now.

40 Bitter Truths About Being An Adult That Usually Don't Cross Teens' Minds, As Pointed Out In This Viral Thread

Yeah well. And throwing away food will become a sakrileg.

40 Bitter Truths About Being An Adult That Usually Don't Cross Teens' Minds, As Pointed Out In This Viral Thread

Well normal. Teenagers don't think with the frontal cortex but with the amygdala mostly. So how should they think about long term plans and results. They do not know s**t about it

40 Bitter Truths About Being An Adult That Usually Don't Cross Teens' Minds, As Pointed Out In This Viral Thread

Yeah well. Kids think it magically appears. And laundry is magically done. And the house magically cleaned and all tidied up. 🖕

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Roland • upvoted 5 items 1 month ago

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I Painted My First Owl 5 Years Ago, And Haven't Been Able To Stop Since (54 Pics)

People, Relationships

Former Teacher Shares Genius Game That Teaches Kids Politics And Economics

Art

I Painted My First Owl 5 Years Ago, And Haven't Been Able To Stop Since (54 Pics)

People, Relationships

Former Teacher Shares Genius Game That Teaches Kids Politics And Economics

Dogs

Golden Retriever Hanging Out On Its Balcony Became The Most Popular Tourist Attraction In Gdansk

Pretty Solid Plan!!

Check Out The Legs On That Biomolecule, Though

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Roland • upvoted 4 items 2 months ago

Russian Artist Makes Paintings In Which You Can Return To Your Childhood For A Few Minutes (113 Pics)

50 Freaky Photos Of Olympians And Other Athletes To Give You A New Perspective On The Human Body

i googled him: he stated that he has a genetic defect. the protein that stops muscle growth doesn't work in him (he still can be doping but i think the genetic defect is more plausible). https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Myostatin this is the protein. we even breed animals with this defect!

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Roland • commented on 2 posts 2 months ago

50 Freaky Photos Of Olympians And Other Athletes To Give You A New Perspective On The Human Body

Really. Which season and episode

People Are Divided Over These Parents' Punishment For Their TikTok-Obsessed Teen Daughter After A 'Prank' Gone Wrong

I think she is lucky that she isn't my daughter. That what the parents did is totally fine. Yo do not need a phone and Internet to socialise. Go out and visit your friend personally. Like we did back in the days when there was no Internet. Honestly. From me she would have get an ass spanking in addition that she cannot sit without pain the whole week. That she will remember forever.

Roland • commented on 7 posts 3 months ago

50 Times People Didn't Have To Go Shopping And Made Their Own Awesome Things, As Shared In This Sewing Community

I swear that's awesome

50 Times People Didn't Have To Go Shopping And Made Their Own Awesome Things, As Shared In This Sewing Community

Frigging awesome

50 Things Americans Have Said That People In This Online Community Thought Were Weird

I would aski him if he wasn't troubled at school with too much education

50 Things Americans Have Said That People In This Online Community Thought Were Weird

US Americans are mostly plain stupid.

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Roland • upvoted 7 items 3 months ago

29 People Share How They Can Tell If A Tourist Is American

I always tell my American friends: "Here two kinds of people cross the street: the fast and the flat."

50 Annoying Myths People Have To Finally Stop Believing In

Funny how the harder you work, the luckier you are.

29 People Share How They Can Tell If A Tourist Is American

I always tell my American friends: "Here two kinds of people cross the street: the fast and the flat."

50 Annoying Myths People Have To Finally Stop Believing In

Funny how the harder you work, the luckier you are.

50 Annoying Myths People Have To Finally Stop Believing In

As you stupid f***s should know... I replied to the answer of this douchebag who claimed you can only be rich if your ancestors were rich.

Homemade 5 Shades Of Crispy Chicken

Homemade Lemon Pie

Homemade Focaccia

Now, This Sounds Like A Story

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Roland • commented on 8 posts 4 months ago

Girl Accuses This Man At A Gym Of Taking Photos Of Her And Demands To Check His Phone

So yes. She behaves like a s**t and an attention whore. Just to play her Karen card. That's what she does. Probably she climax of it when she is at home and masturbate

Girl Accuses This Man At A Gym Of Taking Photos Of Her And Demands To Check His Phone

What other than that is it? If you wear see through clothes in a gym! In a GYM! Frigging wear that at home if you really want to. But not in a gym where you sweat and 40 people are around you. How would you feel if guys would wear pants where their balls hang out? So spare me your bullcrap please. You go in a gM for workout and not shove your naked ass and your turkey in every one's face.

Girl Accuses This Man At A Gym Of Taking Photos Of Her And Demands To Check His Phone

So yes. She behaves like a s**t and an attention whore. Just to play her Karen card. That's what she does. Probably she climax of it when she is at home and masturbate

Girl Accuses This Man At A Gym Of Taking Photos Of Her And Demands To Check His Phone

50 Specific Little Things That Are So Irritating, People Can’t Stand Them

Hahahaha

Girl Accuses This Man At A Gym Of Taking Photos Of Her And Demands To Check His Phone

He didn't take pics in the first place. But when you wear no panties in a gym. Sorry. But that's slutty behaviour. So you are aware of that s**t what you do. And maybe even search for an excuse to f**k somebody over. Here is no 50/50. He didn't do anything. It's his phone. And she was as well known as a Karen as she did it not only once. As a gym boss I would have kicked her out already before I get more issues with her.

Girl Accuses This Man At A Gym Of Taking Photos Of Her And Demands To Check His Phone

And where is that a hard issue? Some Karen show up and demand out of the sky things? Honestly. There is no issue. F**k off would have been the first response of mine.

45 Confusing Posts That Are Funny And Sad At The Same Time

I guess then you as well as you consume too. Better stop consuming anything and just die right on the spot

45 Confusing Posts That Are Funny And Sad At The Same Time

So why you live there in crappy USA then?

45 Confusing Posts That Are Funny And Sad At The Same Time

And what. Climate change we have since I was born. And the centuries before. I belive there is climate change but I dknt believe in the forecasts of our scientists. Every ten years they found something new to f**k up the brain of the population

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Roland • upvoted an item 4 months ago

50 Specific Little Things That Are So Irritating, People Can’t Stand Them

You sound like my kind of people! Can I go grocery shopping with you? :P

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Roland • submitted 2 list additions 7 months ago

Hey Pandas, Show Me Your Quarantine Cooking Projects (Closed)

Roland • commented on 6 posts 1 month ago

I Painted My First Owl 5 Years Ago, And Haven't Been Able To Stop Since (54 Pics)

I love all of them. I love owls. Owls, parrots and hummingbirds are my most favourite birds. Even my nickname in many forums is zalosna sova. Means sad owl.

40 Bitter Truths About Being An Adult That Usually Don't Cross Teens' Minds, As Pointed Out In This Viral Thread

@cheri no she is acting like that always. Even before I came there. She is just being a c**t. Well as I said. I don't give a damn anymore as she lives now by herself. So she can do as she please.

40 Bitter Truths About Being An Adult That Usually Don't Cross Teens' Minds, As Pointed Out In This Viral Thread

Yeah well. And throwing away food will become a sakrileg.

40 Bitter Truths About Being An Adult That Usually Don't Cross Teens' Minds, As Pointed Out In This Viral Thread

Well normal. Teenagers don't think with the frontal cortex but with the amygdala mostly. So how should they think about long term plans and results. They do not know s**t about it

40 Bitter Truths About Being An Adult That Usually Don't Cross Teens' Minds, As Pointed Out In This Viral Thread

Yeah well. Kids think it magically appears. And laundry is magically done. And the house magically cleaned and all tidied up. 🖕

Roland • commented on 2 posts 2 months ago

50 Freaky Photos Of Olympians And Other Athletes To Give You A New Perspective On The Human Body

Really. Which season and episode

People Are Divided Over These Parents' Punishment For Their TikTok-Obsessed Teen Daughter After A 'Prank' Gone Wrong

Roland • commented on 7 posts 3 months ago

50 Frugal People Share Everyday Life Advice

Epico (davy504)

50 Annoying Myths People Have To Finally Stop Believing In

As you stupid f***s should know... I replied to the answer of this douchebag who claimed you can only be rich if your ancestors were rich.

50 Annoying Myths People Have To Finally Stop Believing In

50 Times People Didn't Have To Go Shopping And Made Their Own Awesome Things, As Shared In This Sewing Community

I swear that's awesome

50 Times People Didn't Have To Go Shopping And Made Their Own Awesome Things, As Shared In This Sewing Community

Frigging awesome

50 Things Americans Have Said That People In This Online Community Thought Were Weird

I would aski him if he wasn't troubled at school with too much education

50 Things Americans Have Said That People In This Online Community Thought Were Weird

US Americans are mostly plain stupid.

Roland • commented on 5 posts 4 months ago

Girl Accuses This Man At A Gym Of Taking Photos Of Her And Demands To Check His Phone

So yes. She behaves like a s**t and an attention whore. Just to play her Karen card. That's what she does. Probably she climax of it when she is at home and masturbate

Girl Accuses This Man At A Gym Of Taking Photos Of Her And Demands To Check His Phone

50 Specific Little Things That Are So Irritating, People Can’t Stand Them

Hahahaha

Girl Accuses This Man At A Gym Of Taking Photos Of Her And Demands To Check His Phone

And where is that a hard issue? Some Karen show up and demand out of the sky things? Honestly. There is no issue. F**k off would have been the first response of mine.

Roland • upvoted 5 items 1 month ago

Art

I Painted My First Owl 5 Years Ago, And Haven't Been Able To Stop Since (54 Pics)

People, Relationships

Former Teacher Shares Genius Game That Teaches Kids Politics And Economics

Dogs

Golden Retriever Hanging Out On Its Balcony Became The Most Popular Tourist Attraction In Gdansk

Pretty Solid Plan!!

Check Out The Legs On That Biomolecule, Though

Roland • upvoted 4 items 2 months ago

Russian Artist Makes Paintings In Which You Can Return To Your Childhood For A Few Minutes (113 Pics)

50 Freaky Photos Of Olympians And Other Athletes To Give You A New Perspective On The Human Body

Roland • upvoted 7 items 3 months ago

29 People Share How They Can Tell If A Tourist Is American

I always tell my American friends: "Here two kinds of people cross the street: the fast and the flat."

50 Annoying Myths People Have To Finally Stop Believing In

Funny how the harder you work, the luckier you are.

50 Annoying Myths People Have To Finally Stop Believing In

As you stupid f***s should know... I replied to the answer of this douchebag who claimed you can only be rich if your ancestors were rich.

Homemade 5 Shades Of Crispy Chicken

Homemade Lemon Pie

Homemade Focaccia

Now, This Sounds Like A Story

Roland • upvoted 4 items 4 months ago

50 Specific Little Things That Are So Irritating, People Can’t Stand Them

You sound like my kind of people! Can I go grocery shopping with you? :P

45 Confusing Posts That Are Funny And Sad At The Same Time

Right ??? I’m so tired of all of these comments from Americans who forget they aren’t the whole world

Man Gives A Crystal Clear Explanation On Why Men Need Feminism

And Jean. Here suiceds aren't committed because no one express emotions. They happen because of job, sickness, loss, and yes... Because women strip men off of everything after a divorce. That's why it happens. So our kids are raised properly, unlike in the USA. And they do not feel oppressed because of their emotions.

Man Gives A Crystal Clear Explanation On Why Men Need Feminism

There we have it. Idiot USA again. Thx for confirming my first thought where this crap comes from. Can't be different. If you hear something what is totally out of the norm then it must come from the USA.

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