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Alloydog • upvoted 2 items 5 days ago

Poorly-Explain-Job

This Is So Outrageous

Alloydog • upvoted 2 items 6 days ago

Women Compare XL And XS Sizes Of The Same Clothes, And Their Photos Go Viral

The XL lady looks better in some of he outfits, and the XS lady looks better un others. It's a question of choosing whatever fits you best. Both are beautiful women.

30 Genius Halloween Face Masks

ARE YOU MY MUMMY??

Alloydog • upvoted 3 items 1 week ago

Art

I Turned My Door Into An Antique Medieval Map With Monsters And Supernatural Creatures (13 Pics)

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Alloydog • commented on 4 posts 1 week ago

50 People Are Sharing “What Happens If…” So You Don't Have To Keep Wondering

I've seen this photo years ago. The floor is warped.

I Turned My Door Into An Antique Medieval Map With Monsters And Supernatural Creatures (13 Pics)

Love it!

50 People Are Sharing “What Happens If…” So You Don't Have To Keep Wondering

I've seen this photo years ago. The floor is warped.

I Turned My Door Into An Antique Medieval Map With Monsters And Supernatural Creatures (13 Pics)

Love it!

People Are Sharing Design Examples That Show How Important Proper Spacing Really Is And Here're 30 Of The Funniest Ones

They go nicely with potadoes...

People Are Sharing Design Examples That Show How Important Proper Spacing Really Is And Here're 30 Of The Funniest Ones

When does it ever?

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Alloydog • upvoted 17 items 1 week ago

People Are Sharing Design Examples That Show How Important Proper Spacing Really Is And Here're 30 Of The Funniest Ones

Ronics 2020

People Are Sharing Design Examples That Show How Important Proper Spacing Really Is And Here're 30 Of The Funniest Ones

I think this is on purpose.

People Are Sharing Design Examples That Show How Important Proper Spacing Really Is And Here're 30 Of The Funniest Ones

Ronics 2020

People Are Sharing Design Examples That Show How Important Proper Spacing Really Is And Here're 30 Of The Funniest Ones

I think this is on purpose.

50 People Are Sharing “What Happens If…” So You Don't Have To Keep Wondering

This is something my Dad would have done. He was always looking for the longest possible nails and drill bits to do simple projects.

50 People Are Sharing “What Happens If…” So You Don't Have To Keep Wondering

NEVER. EVER. THROW WATER ON A GREASE FIRE. EVER!!! YOU LEARNED IN BASIC F*CKING SCIENCE THAT OIL AND WATER DO NOT MIX! ALWAYS /smother/ a grease fire! Sand, baking soda, a fire extinguisher (which every house should have in case of fires like this!), anything you can use to deprive the flames of oxygen before it gets out of control!

Mother And Her Baby

What Happens If My Neighbour Uses The Longest Possible Drill Out There

What Happens If You Blink Faster Than The Shutter On Your Camera

What Happens If I Open A Decade-Old Play-Doh Container (And Find Out It Had Grown Crystals)

What Happens If The Beams Of 4 Light Bulbs Shine Through An Almost Closed Door

What Happens If An Insect Gets Stuck Between The Printer And The Pillowcase

What Happens If You Spend A Lot Of Time In The Water And Your Index Finger Has A Severed Nerve

This Is What Happens If The Roots Of A Tree In A Graveyard Find Their Way Into The Cavity Of A Decayed Skull

This Is What Happens If Lightning Strikes Asphalt

This Is What Happens If You Swing A String Of Glow Sticks With Burning Steel Wool At The End

What Happens If A Sphere Of Aluminum 1 Cm In Diameter Hits A Block Of Aluminum At ~15,000 Mph (Space Debris Impact Research Conducted By The ESA)

What Happens If The Fog Gets In The Way Of The Windmills

What Happens If A Bear Breaks Into My Car

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Alloydog • commented on 12 posts 1 week ago

50 People Are Sharing “What Happens If…” So You Don't Have To Keep Wondering

Leave the floor warpped and start a new sport!

50 People Are Sharing “What Happens If…” So You Don't Have To Keep Wondering

Leave the floor warpped and start a new sport!

50 People Are Sharing “What Happens If…” So You Don't Have To Keep Wondering

There actually is a technique for putting out an oil fire with water, but it requires high pressure water and some serious training. So yeah, don't do it kids.

50 People Are Sharing “What Happens If…” So You Don't Have To Keep Wondering

F***!

50 People Are Sharing “What Happens If…” So You Don't Have To Keep Wondering

Proof that the mirror is really a window to a parallel dimension!

50 People Are Sharing “What Happens If…” So You Don't Have To Keep Wondering

Crap resurfacing job.

50 People Are Sharing “What Happens If…” So You Don't Have To Keep Wondering

Whoa! Awesome!

What If Disney Characters Were Real: Artist Uses Artificial Intelligence To Answer This Question (15 New Pics)

Ah, don't ya just love perfect people. Not pimple nor a blemish, not a freckle nor a scar. Not a hair out of place or a lop-sided face. I bet with that AI, even Quasimodo could get a job modelling for Hugo Boss...

30 People Reveal Industry Secrets About Their Jobs That Common People Aren’t Supposed To Know

When is a "reality" show ever "real"?

50 Hilarious Cat Posts That You Need To See Right Meow (New Pics)

Our ancient goddess sat on the scanner bed, so I set it to scan. She tried to tippi-toe away from the lights... https://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/toebeans-5f8dbb9a9c05e-png.jpg

50 Hilarious Cat Posts That You Need To See Right Meow (New Pics)

That looks like Lulu from Kittysaurus...

50 Hilarious Cat Posts That You Need To See Right Meow (New Pics)

teefies!

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Alloydog • submitted a new post 2 weeks ago

I'm Collecting Translations!

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Alloydog • commented on 4 posts 1 week ago

50 People Are Sharing “What Happens If…” So You Don't Have To Keep Wondering

I've seen this photo years ago. The floor is warped.

I Turned My Door Into An Antique Medieval Map With Monsters And Supernatural Creatures (13 Pics)

Love it!

People Are Sharing Design Examples That Show How Important Proper Spacing Really Is And Here're 30 Of The Funniest Ones

They go nicely with potadoes...

People Are Sharing Design Examples That Show How Important Proper Spacing Really Is And Here're 30 Of The Funniest Ones

When does it ever?

Alloydog • commented on 16 posts 1 week ago

50 People Are Sharing “What Happens If…” So You Don't Have To Keep Wondering

Leave the floor warpped and start a new sport!

50 People Are Sharing “What Happens If…” So You Don't Have To Keep Wondering

There actually is a technique for putting out an oil fire with water, but it requires high pressure water and some serious training. So yeah, don't do it kids.

50 People Are Sharing “What Happens If…” So You Don't Have To Keep Wondering

F***!

50 People Are Sharing “What Happens If…” So You Don't Have To Keep Wondering

Proof that the mirror is really a window to a parallel dimension!

50 People Are Sharing “What Happens If…” So You Don't Have To Keep Wondering

Crap resurfacing job.

50 People Are Sharing “What Happens If…” So You Don't Have To Keep Wondering

Whoa! Awesome!

What If Disney Characters Were Real: Artist Uses Artificial Intelligence To Answer This Question (15 New Pics)

30 People Reveal Industry Secrets About Their Jobs That Common People Aren’t Supposed To Know

When is a "reality" show ever "real"?

50 Hilarious Cat Posts That You Need To See Right Meow (New Pics)

That looks like Lulu from Kittysaurus...

50 Hilarious Cat Posts That You Need To See Right Meow (New Pics)

teefies!

50 People That Nailed Halloween Costumes

He doesn't look very impressed!

50 Times People Had To Look Twice At Things To Realize What They Are

I had to take second look at that! :)

I'm Collecting Translations!

OK, thanks. The translation was done by a Dutch guy I know personally, so I guess I'll correct him ;) The audio file was also by another Dutch guy, who didn't seem to find it wrong either. I'll update the page now - shall I just use "Not A Panda" in the "Thanks" column, or do you have a first name you wouldn't mind being used? Oh, and when I saw the notification "Not A Panda has commented on...", my brain took it as "Not a single person has made any comments" - I thought, "Huh! Charming!" :D

This Online Group Is All About Fails That Fit Under The 'You Had One Job' Phrase (40 Pics)

I used to a grey sweatshirt that had a single black band on one of the arms. Kept getting asked "Who died?"!

Alloydog • upvoted 3 items 5 days ago

Poorly-Explain-Job

This Is So Outrageous

Women Compare XL And XS Sizes Of The Same Clothes, And Their Photos Go Viral

The XL lady looks better in some of he outfits, and the XS lady looks better un others. It's a question of choosing whatever fits you best. Both are beautiful women.

Alloydog • upvoted 2 items 6 days ago

30 Genius Halloween Face Masks

ARE YOU MY MUMMY??

30 Genius Halloween Face Masks

NOPE IM GOOD THIS IT FROM DOCTOR WHO I THINK AND NOPE THIS GIVES ME ANXIETY

Alloydog • upvoted 4 items 1 week ago

50 People Are Sharing “What Happens If…” So You Don't Have To Keep Wondering

CALVINBALL!!!

Art

I Turned My Door Into An Antique Medieval Map With Monsters And Supernatural Creatures (13 Pics)

People Are Sharing Design Examples That Show How Important Proper Spacing Really Is And Here're 30 Of The Funniest Ones

Ronics 2020

People Are Sharing Design Examples That Show How Important Proper Spacing Really Is And Here're 30 Of The Funniest Ones

I think this is on purpose.

Alloydog • upvoted 11 items 1 week ago

50 People Are Sharing “What Happens If…” So You Don't Have To Keep Wondering

This is something my Dad would have done. He was always looking for the longest possible nails and drill bits to do simple projects.

50 People Are Sharing “What Happens If…” So You Don't Have To Keep Wondering

Mother And Her Baby

What Happens If My Neighbour Uses The Longest Possible Drill Out There

What Happens If You Blink Faster Than The Shutter On Your Camera

What Happens If I Open A Decade-Old Play-Doh Container (And Find Out It Had Grown Crystals)

What Happens If The Beams Of 4 Light Bulbs Shine Through An Almost Closed Door

What Happens If An Insect Gets Stuck Between The Printer And The Pillowcase

What Happens If You Spend A Lot Of Time In The Water And Your Index Finger Has A Severed Nerve

This Is What Happens If The Roots Of A Tree In A Graveyard Find Their Way Into The Cavity Of A Decayed Skull

This Is What Happens If Lightning Strikes Asphalt

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