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Richard Portman • commented on 4 posts 6 days ago

"What Is The Dumbest Thing An American Has Ever Said To You?: 40 Non-Americans Deliver

Get ready Albania because the tourists are coming. You can make some money. Use it wisely. I have total respekt for you.

"What Is The Dumbest Thing An American Has Ever Said To You?: 40 Non-Americans Deliver

I will turn this around and put it on its head. The dumbest things that Europeans have ever said include "where are the Indians", "are you Mormon " and "is this authentic ". We miss you. It was always a pleasure when you visited . We made some money, and you got to see us in our habitat.

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Richard Portman • upvoted 4 items 6 days ago

50 Real-Life Photos That Look Like Screenshots Of A Video Game Or A Movie Set

Those clouds mean nothing good. that house is about to be gone.

50 Real-Life Photos That Look Like Screenshots Of A Video Game Or A Movie Set

The cloud formation alone means a storm is going to start very soon.

50 Real-Life Photos That Look Like Screenshots Of A Video Game Or A Movie Set

Those clouds mean nothing good. that house is about to be gone.

50 Real-Life Photos That Look Like Screenshots Of A Video Game Or A Movie Set

The cloud formation alone means a storm is going to start very soon.

50 Real-Life Photos That Look Like Screenshots Of A Video Game Or A Movie Set

Mammatus clouds. I photographed some a few summers ago and then had to race inside as a torrential thunderstorm suddenly started.

50 Real-Life Photos That Look Like Screenshots Of A Video Game Or A Movie Set

Great photo, unstable air, pillow clouds, green sky..a tornado may be near!

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Richard Portman • upvoted 10 items 1 week ago

50 Real-Life Photos That Look Like Screenshots Of A Video Game Or A Movie Set

Oh hail no. I'd be in the cellar with the survival kit if the sky looked like that. I've never seen it quite THAT green ---- but close enough we hid for hours until it was safe.

50 Real-Life Photos That Look Like Screenshots Of A Video Game Or A Movie Set

A tornado is about to happen.

50 Real-Life Photos That Look Like Screenshots Of A Video Game Or A Movie Set

Oh hail no. I'd be in the cellar with the survival kit if the sky looked like that. I've never seen it quite THAT green ---- but close enough we hid for hours until it was safe.

50 Real-Life Photos That Look Like Screenshots Of A Video Game Or A Movie Set

A tornado is about to happen.

"What Is The Dumbest Thing An American Has Ever Said To You?: 40 Non-Americans Deliver

Uff

50 Real-Life Photos That Look Like Screenshots Of A Video Game Or A Movie Set

And the chimney on the right looks like someone is saluting the ship O.O

People Expose 40 Things That Pretend To Be Wholesome Yet Are Actually Toxic

fully agree. It's not that hard to donate something in private!

'Well, That Sucks': 45 Times Homeowners Had Their Day Ruined

Hey from phoenix AZ

Americans Reveal Their 40 Most WTF Moments While Visiting Europe In This Viral Thread

Plenty in Greece too you see them also on the power towers all the time! I'm surprised America doesn't have

'Well, That Sucks': 45 Times Homeowners Had Their Day Ruined

Pretty sure if they found it in the morning, it's already too late...

'Well, That Sucks': 45 Times Homeowners Had Their Day Ruined

Kinda wanna touch it

'Well, That Sucks': 45 Times Homeowners Had Their Day Ruined

Of course there is: you open the door, leave and never talk about it again!!

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Richard Portman • commented on 14 posts 1 week ago

'Well, That Sucks': 45 Times Homeowners Had Their Day Ruined

You forgot to say this - Lietuva gets ruined by 500 years of war between the Germans and Russians but still persists.

People Expose 40 Things That Pretend To Be Wholesome Yet Are Actually Toxic

That would make a great song.

'Well, That Sucks': 45 Times Homeowners Had Their Day Ruined

You forgot to say this - Lietuva gets ruined by 500 years of war between the Germans and Russians but still persists.

People Expose 40 Things That Pretend To Be Wholesome Yet Are Actually Toxic

That would make a great song.

People Expose 40 Things That Pretend To Be Wholesome Yet Are Actually Toxic

It is not so easy. I still wonder what i did wrong. I wonder what happened. She is against all my beliefs. She "turned trump ". It has been difficult to drop her because she used to be my sister.

People Expose 40 Things That Pretend To Be Wholesome Yet Are Actually Toxic

That's not how we look. Also that is not what we eat. It is a caricature. Also it is ugly. Who would want to be them? Who?

People Expose 40 Things That Pretend To Be Wholesome Yet Are Actually Toxic

There might be tears. I wish them luck. Who am i to judge?

Americans Reveal Their 40 Most WTF Moments While Visiting Europe In This Viral Thread

We don't have storks anymore because the Europeans came over here. It was a liberating experience for them. They didn't have to listen to their knowledge. Now we can finally shoot those birds! Now we can finally indulge our fantasies and live like kings. Europe and all your countries do not recognize what you have done. It would be ridiculous to ask for an apology. We are your creature.

'Well, That Sucks': 45 Times Homeowners Had Their Day Ruined

Floods can do this. In many parts of USA, we are not allowed to build homes because of regulations. It is hard to explain. Many people are living in basements and other vulnerable places because we can still afford them. This is not a political statement, it is how we live. Also basements are nice because they are cooler in the summer and don't freeze in winter. How does this happen? Ask them.

'Well, That Sucks': 45 Times Homeowners Had Their Day Ruined

Time to leave. It looks like it was a nice cozy little place.

'Well, That Sucks': 45 Times Homeowners Had Their Day Ruined

I don't think you could. If it was my place, just tell the crew that was an accident and I'm so sorry this happened. Come back in a day or two and chop some steps and a way through. It will be one of the most interesting stairways/escaleras in the history of humanity.

'Well, That Sucks': 45 Times Homeowners Had Their Day Ruined

Embrace it. That rug might be finished, tho.

'Well, That Sucks': 45 Times Homeowners Had Their Day Ruined

Hey from st george UT. That actually happens but not very often.

'Well, That Sucks': 45 Times Homeowners Had Their Day Ruined

I hope she didn't get hurt too bad. Lots of people don't know much about dry wall. For sure, she is cautious about stepping on banana peels.

'Well, That Sucks': 45 Times Homeowners Had Their Day Ruined

Serves them right. Big lawns like that are stupid. I can think of other ways that people could have a beautiful garden on all that land.

'Well, That Sucks': 45 Times Homeowners Had Their Day Ruined

And they forget to close their windows in a storm?

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Richard Portman • upvoted 8 items 1 week ago

'Well, That Sucks': 45 Times Homeowners Had Their Day Ruined

I picture a bunch of 6ft tall fabulous drag queens in high heels arriving to assess the damage.

People Expose 40 Things That Pretend To Be Wholesome Yet Are Actually Toxic

good on you !! i hope you feel better. your "logical" family (people you chose to be your family, friends) are much better than biological family sometimes

'Well, That Sucks': 45 Times Homeowners Had Their Day Ruined

I picture a bunch of 6ft tall fabulous drag queens in high heels arriving to assess the damage.

People Expose 40 Things That Pretend To Be Wholesome Yet Are Actually Toxic

good on you !! i hope you feel better. your "logical" family (people you chose to be your family, friends) are much better than biological family sometimes

People Expose 40 Things That Pretend To Be Wholesome Yet Are Actually Toxic

I remember a dance I had to do when I was in kindergarten- we had to wear these tight sparkly things and pair up with a boy. Then we had to dance to some song that went like "that's not my boyfriend boyfriend oooooohhhhhh" and we had to act like couples or something. I hated it

'Well, That Sucks': 45 Times Homeowners Had Their Day Ruined

If only it was real

People Expose 40 Things That Pretend To Be Wholesome Yet Are Actually Toxic

Doing good things just for attention is not doing good things. Just give the kid shoes. Chances are, he'll tell people, and you'll still get your wanted attention, you don't need to post about it everywhere.

People Expose 40 Things That Pretend To Be Wholesome Yet Are Actually Toxic

Absolutely. I no longer speak to my sociopath older sister or my right-wing racist uncle. Just because we share DNA doesn’t mean I’m obligated to keep you in my life.

People Expose 40 Things That Pretend To Be Wholesome Yet Are Actually Toxic

Yessss, same as people give homeless people money, make a video of it and show it on facebook/instagram. Whyyyyy!!!! I see it as a form of attention. Like "see how amazing I am" ugghhh

'Well, That Sucks': 45 Times Homeowners Had Their Day Ruined

Just smooth it out and let it set lol

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Richard Portman • commented on 4 posts 6 days ago

50 Real-Life Photos That Look Like Screenshots Of A Video Game Or A Movie Set

Doctor Maturin is that you ? That Jack of yours is carrousing on shore.

50 Real-Life Photos That Look Like Screenshots Of A Video Game Or A Movie Set

When the sky looks like that it is time to seek shelter. This one is photo shopped but when you see this it is a dangerous thunderstorm tornado situation. In real life the colors are more subtle.

"What Is The Dumbest Thing An American Has Ever Said To You?: 40 Non-Americans Deliver

Get ready Albania because the tourists are coming. You can make some money. Use it wisely. I have total respekt for you.

"What Is The Dumbest Thing An American Has Ever Said To You?: 40 Non-Americans Deliver

Richard Portman • commented on 14 posts 1 week ago

'Well, That Sucks': 45 Times Homeowners Had Their Day Ruined

You forgot to say this - Lietuva gets ruined by 500 years of war between the Germans and Russians but still persists.

People Expose 40 Things That Pretend To Be Wholesome Yet Are Actually Toxic

That would make a great song.

People Expose 40 Things That Pretend To Be Wholesome Yet Are Actually Toxic

It is not so easy. I still wonder what i did wrong. I wonder what happened. She is against all my beliefs. She "turned trump ". It has been difficult to drop her because she used to be my sister.

People Expose 40 Things That Pretend To Be Wholesome Yet Are Actually Toxic

That's not how we look. Also that is not what we eat. It is a caricature. Also it is ugly. Who would want to be them? Who?

People Expose 40 Things That Pretend To Be Wholesome Yet Are Actually Toxic

There might be tears. I wish them luck. Who am i to judge?

Americans Reveal Their 40 Most WTF Moments While Visiting Europe In This Viral Thread

'Well, That Sucks': 45 Times Homeowners Had Their Day Ruined

Time to leave. It looks like it was a nice cozy little place.

'Well, That Sucks': 45 Times Homeowners Had Their Day Ruined

Embrace it. That rug might be finished, tho.

'Well, That Sucks': 45 Times Homeowners Had Their Day Ruined

Hey from st george UT. That actually happens but not very often.

'Well, That Sucks': 45 Times Homeowners Had Their Day Ruined

I hope she didn't get hurt too bad. Lots of people don't know much about dry wall. For sure, she is cautious about stepping on banana peels.

'Well, That Sucks': 45 Times Homeowners Had Their Day Ruined

Serves them right. Big lawns like that are stupid. I can think of other ways that people could have a beautiful garden on all that land.

'Well, That Sucks': 45 Times Homeowners Had Their Day Ruined

And they forget to close their windows in a storm?

Richard Portman • commented on 2 posts 1 week ago

30 People Share The Weirdest And Most Inappropriate Questions They Got Asked During Job Interviews

Could also be Idaho, or Arizona, or Nevada, or Samoa or anywhere.

30 People Share The Weirdest And Most Inappropriate Questions They Got Asked During Job Interviews

Hola! Como puedo ayudarle?

Richard Portman • upvoted 4 items 6 days ago

50 Real-Life Photos That Look Like Screenshots Of A Video Game Or A Movie Set

Those clouds mean nothing good. that house is about to be gone.

50 Real-Life Photos That Look Like Screenshots Of A Video Game Or A Movie Set

The cloud formation alone means a storm is going to start very soon.

50 Real-Life Photos That Look Like Screenshots Of A Video Game Or A Movie Set

Mammatus clouds. I photographed some a few summers ago and then had to race inside as a torrential thunderstorm suddenly started.

50 Real-Life Photos That Look Like Screenshots Of A Video Game Or A Movie Set

Great photo, unstable air, pillow clouds, green sky..a tornado may be near!

Richard Portman • upvoted 11 items 1 week ago

50 Real-Life Photos That Look Like Screenshots Of A Video Game Or A Movie Set

Oh hail no. I'd be in the cellar with the survival kit if the sky looked like that. I've never seen it quite THAT green ---- but close enough we hid for hours until it was safe.

50 Real-Life Photos That Look Like Screenshots Of A Video Game Or A Movie Set

A tornado is about to happen.

"What Is The Dumbest Thing An American Has Ever Said To You?: 40 Non-Americans Deliver

Uff

50 Real-Life Photos That Look Like Screenshots Of A Video Game Or A Movie Set

And the chimney on the right looks like someone is saluting the ship O.O

People Expose 40 Things That Pretend To Be Wholesome Yet Are Actually Toxic

fully agree. It's not that hard to donate something in private!

'Well, That Sucks': 45 Times Homeowners Had Their Day Ruined

Hey from phoenix AZ

Americans Reveal Their 40 Most WTF Moments While Visiting Europe In This Viral Thread

Plenty in Greece too you see them also on the power towers all the time! I'm surprised America doesn't have

'Well, That Sucks': 45 Times Homeowners Had Their Day Ruined

Pretty sure if they found it in the morning, it's already too late...

'Well, That Sucks': 45 Times Homeowners Had Their Day Ruined

Kinda wanna touch it

'Well, That Sucks': 45 Times Homeowners Had Their Day Ruined

Of course there is: you open the door, leave and never talk about it again!!

'Well, That Sucks': 45 Times Homeowners Had Their Day Ruined

I picture a bunch of 6ft tall fabulous drag queens in high heels arriving to assess the damage.

Richard Portman • upvoted 5 items 1 week ago

People Expose 40 Things That Pretend To Be Wholesome Yet Are Actually Toxic

good on you !! i hope you feel better. your "logical" family (people you chose to be your family, friends) are much better than biological family sometimes

People Expose 40 Things That Pretend To Be Wholesome Yet Are Actually Toxic

'Well, That Sucks': 45 Times Homeowners Had Their Day Ruined

If only it was real

People Expose 40 Things That Pretend To Be Wholesome Yet Are Actually Toxic

Absolutely. I no longer speak to my sociopath older sister or my right-wing racist uncle. Just because we share DNA doesn’t mean I’m obligated to keep you in my life.

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