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Seabeast • commented on 7 posts 2 days ago

30 Pictures That Show Americans Freaking Out Over The 'Gas Shortage' They Pretty Much Created By Themselves

I had to stop reading. The stupid just burns.

30 Pictures That Show Americans Freaking Out Over The 'Gas Shortage' They Pretty Much Created By Themselves

Darwin Award time. Bet they refuse to wear a mask as well.

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Artist Reveals What Animals Would Say If They Could Talk (30 New Pics)

They can walk across their own webs without getting stuck. I have no idea how, but I see it all the time in my garden.

People In This Online Group Pointed Out 35 Things Shown In Movies That Are Weird In Real Life

Another thing: I’m sure I’m not the only European who starts hyperventilating when the fridge doors stay open for longer than five seconds. Whyyyyyyy?

Artist Reveals What Animals Would Say If They Could Talk (30 New Pics)

They can walk across their own webs without getting stuck. I have no idea how, but I see it all the time in my garden.

People In This Online Group Pointed Out 35 Things Shown In Movies That Are Weird In Real Life

Another thing: I’m sure I’m not the only European who starts hyperventilating when the fridge doors stay open for longer than five seconds. Whyyyyyyy?

People In This Online Group Pointed Out 35 Things Shown In Movies That Are Weird In Real Life

Hiding behind a car door, which seems impervious to bullets.

People In This Online Group Pointed Out 35 Things Shown In Movies That Are Weird In Real Life

I like the commercial for insurance that is a satire on horror movies with a group of young people in danger trying to figure out what to do and someone says "Why don't we just get into the running car?" No! Let's go hide behind the chainsaws. May be a satire, but it seems like all the horror movies from the mid 60's are like that.

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And everyone can't figure out where the person went. HELLO! The blood trail from the now actively bleeding vein is whats known as a clue!

30 Pictures That Show Americans Freaking Out Over The 'Gas Shortage' They Pretty Much Created By Themselves

Does anyone see anybody wearing a mask in any of the photos above? I see zero. There's a common thread here: selfishness.

30 Pictures That Show Americans Freaking Out Over The 'Gas Shortage' They Pretty Much Created By Themselves

Somebody should have told these people there was a vaccine shortage

30 Pictures That Show Americans Freaking Out Over The 'Gas Shortage' They Pretty Much Created By Themselves

Since 9/11 in the US, and even since 1995 OK City bombing, that much fuel at once is a red flag to the ATF, FBI, et al. Which basically means a lot of these people just got put on a watchlist, for gas they won't even be able to use, and will try to sell, and then end up in prison and I'm really okay with that. I really am. .... Signed, saw this in the 1970s, that was an actual shortage

30 Pictures That Show Americans Freaking Out Over The 'Gas Shortage' They Pretty Much Created By Themselves

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Seabeast • commented on 15 posts 2 days ago

Artist Reveals What Animals Would Say If They Could Talk (30 New Pics)

These are great!

Artist Reveals What Animals Would Say If They Could Talk (30 New Pics)

I was being presented with tent caterpillars for a few summers.

Artist Reveals What Animals Would Say If They Could Talk (30 New Pics)

"I was bred on purpose to have my nostrils up between my eyeballs. That is reason enough to be angry."

Artist Reveals What Animals Would Say If They Could Talk (30 New Pics)

I've managed to train 3 generations of cats to use scratching posts and pads. The key is to get an adult size post (a lot of them are kitten size) and to place them where cats actually want to be.

Artist Reveals What Animals Would Say If They Could Talk (30 New Pics)

They can walk across their own webs without getting stuck. I have no idea how, but I see it all the time in my garden.

30 Pictures That Show Americans Freaking Out Over The 'Gas Shortage' They Pretty Much Created By Themselves

I had to stop reading. The stupid just burns.

30 Pictures That Show Americans Freaking Out Over The 'Gas Shortage' They Pretty Much Created By Themselves

Darwin Award time. Bet they refuse to wear a mask as well.

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But easily LED.

I Combine Everyday Items To Create Clever Illustrations (59 Pics)

Baby's breath.

People In This Online Group Pointed Out 35 Things Shown In Movies That Are Weird In Real Life

Sitcoms show people just walking into each other's houses or apartments unexpectedly without so much as a phone call or text. Naturally the door is never locked.

People In This Online Group Pointed Out 35 Things Shown In Movies That Are Weird In Real Life

And getting up and walking out of the hospital easily after being in bed for weeks. In reality your muscles have weakened and it takes a while to get your balance back.

Folks In This Online Group Predict That These 30 Things Won’t Go Back To Normal After The Pandemic

But many companies have trusted employees to work remotely. It became the norm for office workers,.

Folks In This Online Group Predict That These 30 Things Won’t Go Back To Normal After The Pandemic

It would be expensive to refurbish them, but I suppose anything's possible. There's an old drive-in not far from where I live that still has the screen, but the posts with the speakers are long gone. It's now a storage yard.

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Or just dropping in at any old time without calling first.

People In This Online Group Pointed Out 35 Things Shown In Movies That Are Weird In Real Life

Only if they're dumb enough to use a birthday or a word. My passwords are a randomly chosen combination of letters in both cases, numbers, and symbols. Nobody is going to guess them because they have no special meaning to me.

Seabeast • commented on 5 posts 3 days ago

Man Keeps Hitting On A Teen Girl Until She Tells Him She's On Live Video

I first started getting unwanted attention from adult men when I was 12. I didn't look older than my age, I looked younger. They knew perfectly well that I was just a kid, but viewed girls my age as prey.

Man Keeps Hitting On A Teen Girl Until She Tells Him She's On Live Video

Well, let's see. We're women, and we go to the library to look for f**king books.

Man Keeps Hitting On A Teen Girl Until She Tells Him She's On Live Video

Why do you assume that a teenage girl - or even an adult woman - who happens to be sitting by herself is looking to meet someone? If she were making eye contact, maybe, but this young woman was not even looking at him.

"What Is A Common Myth About Your Country That Is 100% False But Many People Still Believe?": 30 People Share Their Answers

If you look them up on the satellite maps, they're actually on the outskirts of Cairo.

"What Is A Common Myth About Your Country That Is 100% False But Many People Still Believe?": 30 People Share Their Answers

Mainly they're surprised that we have summers - hot summers, in fact. So many people seem to have this idea that it's winter all year.

Seabeast • upvoted 20 items 2 days ago

Artist Reveals What Animals Would Say If They Could Talk (30 New Pics)

They can walk across their own webs without getting stuck. I have no idea how, but I see it all the time in my garden.

People In This Online Group Pointed Out 35 Things Shown In Movies That Are Weird In Real Life

Another thing: I’m sure I’m not the only European who starts hyperventilating when the fridge doors stay open for longer than five seconds. Whyyyyyyy?

People In This Online Group Pointed Out 35 Things Shown In Movies That Are Weird In Real Life

Hiding behind a car door, which seems impervious to bullets.

People In This Online Group Pointed Out 35 Things Shown In Movies That Are Weird In Real Life

And everyone can't figure out where the person went. HELLO! The blood trail from the now actively bleeding vein is whats known as a clue!

30 Pictures That Show Americans Freaking Out Over The 'Gas Shortage' They Pretty Much Created By Themselves

Does anyone see anybody wearing a mask in any of the photos above? I see zero. There's a common thread here: selfishness.

30 Pictures That Show Americans Freaking Out Over The 'Gas Shortage' They Pretty Much Created By Themselves

Somebody should have told these people there was a vaccine shortage

30 Pictures That Show Americans Freaking Out Over The 'Gas Shortage' They Pretty Much Created By Themselves

Future Darwin Award Honorable Mention

Entertainment, Funny

People In This Online Group Pointed Out 35 Things Shown In Movies That Are Weird In Real Life

Pics, Social Issues

30 Pictures That Show Americans Freaking Out Over The 'Gas Shortage' They Pretty Much Created By Themselves

People On Twitter Share “Excuses” For Having A Gap In Their Employment History

Gas Shortage

Gas Shortage? Christianburg Sign War To The Rescue

The Bag Is On The Pump Because Its Out Of Service. She Isn’t Getting Anything

Gas Shortage

Events Can Cause A Slow Down, People Cause A Shortage

Better Pick Up A Couple Extra Bags

They Fill Up Jacuzzi-Sized Containers With Gas

This What Y’all Doing Now, Out Here Hoarding Resources

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