Toothless
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I love How To Train Your Dragon and playing flute.
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Photography
I Placed Photographs Of My Family Throughout Auschwitz, To Document The Life Of 4 Generations Since My Grandmother Survived The Camp
Parenting
Here Are 10 Photos Of Me And My Child That Show That Postpartum Bodies And Experiences Are Different To Everyone
Animals, Digital Art
I Am A Concept Artist And Here Are 30 Of My Magical Illustrations That Helped Me To Stay Calm And Positive
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Terribly Terrible
I bought the world's worst thesaurus today. Not only was it terrible, but it was also terrible.Two Drunk Whales
Two whales are drunk at a bar. One whale says... (make long whale coo-ing noises until everyone around you is pretty uncomfortable. Like I'm not shitting you, at least 1-2 full minutes of weird off pitch whale noises) The other whale says... (Do a deep inhale like you're about to make more weird whale noises and so that everyone around you almost gets pissed and unfriends you on Facebook) "Go home, Frank. You're drunk"Natchitoches
A husband and wife were driving through Louisiana. As they approached Natchitoches, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town. They argued back and forth, then they stopped for lunch. At the counter, the husband asked the blonde waitress, "Before we order, could you please settle an argument for us? Would you please pronounce where we are very slowly?" She leaned over the counter and said, "Burrr-gerrr Kiiing."Show All 24 Upvotes
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So Many 'D's
Why did Edward Woodward have so many ‘d’s in his name? Why? Because without them he'd have been called Ewar Woowar.Pirating
What's a pirate's least favourite letter? Dear sir, Your internet access has been terminated due to illegal usage. Sincerely, your service provider.Terribly Terrible
I bought the world's worst thesaurus today. Not only was it terrible, but it was also terrible.Two Drunk Whales
Two whales are drunk at a bar. One whale says... (make long whale coo-ing noises until everyone around you is pretty uncomfortable. Like I'm not shitting you, at least 1-2 full minutes of weird off pitch whale noises) The other whale says... (Do a deep inhale like you're about to make more weird whale noises and so that everyone around you almost gets pissed and unfriends you on Facebook) "Go home, Frank. You're drunk"Natchitoches
A husband and wife were driving through Louisiana. As they approached Natchitoches, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town. They argued back and forth, then they stopped for lunch. At the counter, the husband asked the blonde waitress, "Before we order, could you please settle an argument for us? Would you please pronounce where we are very slowly?" She leaned over the counter and said, "Burrr-gerrr Kiiing."Vanishing Into Thin Air
A Mexican magician told his audience he was going to vanish on the count of three. He counted, "Uno, dos..." and disappeared without a tres.A Pirate's Love
Q: What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? (Wait for them to say Rrrrrr) A: Yarr, yee’d think so, but me first love be the C!This Panda hasn't followed anyone yet
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