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MadRatter • commented on a post 1 week ago

50 Instagrammers Whose Photos Are So Far From Reality, They Got Shamed For It Online (New Pics)

I've walked home from the pool and gone shopping with goggle marks on my face. Worth it! And people don't care.

MadRatter • commented on a post 2 weeks ago

30 Times Bosses Wrote Such Delusional Notes, These Employees Just Had To Shame Them Online

Wouldn't want to be a woman in that work place 😬

MadRatter • commented on 14 posts 1 month ago

50 ‘Mental UK Headlines’ That Are 100% British

Aaaaand of course it's "blame the millennials" again. 😑

40 Of The Funniest Incorrect Statements People Have Shared With Confidence Online (New Pics)

Sure, I can cure a chemical imbalance in my brain with meditation 🙄 ( my astma is easier to manage than my moods)

50 ‘Mental UK Headlines’ That Are 100% British

Aaaaand of course it's "blame the millennials" again. 😑

40 Of The Funniest Incorrect Statements People Have Shared With Confidence Online (New Pics)

Sure, I can cure a chemical imbalance in my brain with meditation 🙄 ( my astma is easier to manage than my moods)

40 Of The Funniest Incorrect Statements People Have Shared With Confidence Online (New Pics)

I have both 🤣

40 Of The Funniest Incorrect Statements People Have Shared With Confidence Online (New Pics)

Where are your sourceS? If you keep writing "fact", you should prove it.

30 Facts That People Found Out Were False Way Too Late In Life, As Shared In This Online Community

My thought exactly.

“No Name Is Safe”: 40 Of The Funniest Posts About Unconventional Baby Names, As Shared In This Dedicated Online Group

Was about to write the same thing 🤣

Folks Online Reveal Why They No Longer Respect These 40 A-List Celebrities

And not all dogs sniff people out. A lot of dogs simply mind their own business, but then some humans decide to go closer and pet them. I absolutely love dogs but I always, ALWAYS ask if I may pet the dog, even if it's just sniffed my leg.

People Are Sharing The Worst Fashion Fails They've Ever Seen And They're Hilarious (50 New Pics)

Same in Denmark

People Are Sharing The Worst Fashion Fails They've Ever Seen And They're Hilarious (50 New Pics)

Me too

50 Self-Absorbed People Who Believed Everything Revolves Around Them Got Exposed On The "I'm The Main Character" Online Group

I didn't realise those were tattoos. My first thought was: " Why's that bloke covered in mud?"

50 Self-Absorbed People Who Believed Everything Revolves Around Them Got Exposed On The "I'm The Main Character" Online Group

My Danish best friend says that my default setting is "sarcasm".

50 Self-Absorbed People Who Believed Everything Revolves Around Them Got Exposed On The "I'm The Main Character" Online Group

I honestly really don't get why anyone would call their daughter Kenzie or Mackenzie. Kenzie is the anglicised version of Coinneach which is the Gaelic version of Kenneth. "Mac" means "son of". So "son of Kenneth"? My surname is McKenzie btw 😅 I've only seen Americans use it as a given name. But to each their own I guess?

50 Epic Toy Design Fails That Are So Bad, It’s Hilarious

I want!

50 Epic Toy Design Fails That Are So Bad, It’s Hilarious

Not far from where I live in Denmark, there's a castle (which is also a museum) that has a collection of vintage dolls. A lot of them were extremely creepy, but there were two clown dolls that almost caused me to run screaming from the room.

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MadRatter • upvoted 8 items 1 month ago

50 ‘Mental UK Headlines’ That Are 100% British

🙄

30 Facts That People Found Out Were False Way Too Late In Life, As Shared In This Online Community

Well, yeah. In Egypt you can only find German beer steins at the Black Market! And Target, sometimes.

50 ‘Mental UK Headlines’ That Are 100% British

🙄

30 Facts That People Found Out Were False Way Too Late In Life, As Shared In This Online Community

Well, yeah. In Egypt you can only find German beer steins at the Black Market! And Target, sometimes.

30 Facts That People Found Out Were False Way Too Late In Life, As Shared In This Online Community

Funny to see german beermugs together with a Note about an Egypt market

30 Facts That People Found Out Were False Way Too Late In Life, As Shared In This Online Community

Hahhahahahahhahaha.

“No Name Is Safe”: 40 Of The Funniest Posts About Unconventional Baby Names, As Shared In This Dedicated Online Group

So a mule would brayneigh?

People Are Sharing The Worst Fashion Fails They've Ever Seen And They're Hilarious (50 New Pics)

I would totally wear this.

50 Self-Absorbed People Who Believed Everything Revolves Around Them Got Exposed On The "I'm The Main Character" Online Group

🤣

50 Self-Absorbed People Who Believed Everything Revolves Around Them Got Exposed On The "I'm The Main Character" Online Group

Even my womb is throbbing for his seed and I am a cis het male.

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MadRatter • upvoted 6 items 2 months ago

“Walk Toward An Older Woman And Say, ‘Mom! A Strange Guy Is Hassling Me’”: 40 Women Share Tips To Keep You Safe

I agree. Not all men are bad!

“Walk Toward An Older Woman And Say, ‘Mom! A Strange Guy Is Hassling Me’”: 40 Women Share Tips To Keep You Safe

A positive comment without even a trace of bitterness and toxicity. Well done, Claire!

“Walk Toward An Older Woman And Say, ‘Mom! A Strange Guy Is Hassling Me’”: 40 Women Share Tips To Keep You Safe

I agree. Not all men are bad!

“Walk Toward An Older Woman And Say, ‘Mom! A Strange Guy Is Hassling Me’”: 40 Women Share Tips To Keep You Safe

A positive comment without even a trace of bitterness and toxicity. Well done, Claire!

“Walk Toward An Older Woman And Say, ‘Mom! A Strange Guy Is Hassling Me’”: 40 Women Share Tips To Keep You Safe

Claire, you were just talking about how you wish that people would keep to themselves and just try to avoid getting others involved, and now you're saying that you WANT other people to get involved?

“Walk Toward An Older Woman And Say, ‘Mom! A Strange Guy Is Hassling Me’”: 40 Women Share Tips To Keep You Safe

I don't HAVE kids, but a distressed child voice gets my attention fast. I think it's hard-wired.

Mansplainer Too Smug For His Own Good “Lays Down” Phone Usage Etiquette In Court To Woman Who Turns Out To Be A Judge

We call them MAGAts. We should just start spelling it as maggots, because they feed on the s**t and putrefaction that spew from out of touch ultra-conservatives’ mouths. Since out of touch ultra-conservatives are worldwide, it makes sense that there are maggots everywhere. Everywhere.

35 Times Dresses Looked So Bad, They Deserved To Be Shamed On This Facebook Group (New Pics)

Or "the fitted sheet"

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MadRatter • commented on 10 posts 2 months ago

“Walk Toward An Older Woman And Say, ‘Mom! A Strange Guy Is Hassling Me’”: 40 Women Share Tips To Keep You Safe

Nothing probably. She'd ignore you or walk away, I suppose.

“Walk Toward An Older Woman And Say, ‘Mom! A Strange Guy Is Hassling Me’”: 40 Women Share Tips To Keep You Safe

It actually shows strength.

“Walk Toward An Older Woman And Say, ‘Mom! A Strange Guy Is Hassling Me’”: 40 Women Share Tips To Keep You Safe

Nothing probably. She'd ignore you or walk away, I suppose.

“Walk Toward An Older Woman And Say, ‘Mom! A Strange Guy Is Hassling Me’”: 40 Women Share Tips To Keep You Safe

It actually shows strength.

“Walk Toward An Older Woman And Say, ‘Mom! A Strange Guy Is Hassling Me’”: 40 Women Share Tips To Keep You Safe

Why, Claire? Men can and want to help too. And what if there was only the one man?

“Walk Toward An Older Woman And Say, ‘Mom! A Strange Guy Is Hassling Me’”: 40 Women Share Tips To Keep You Safe

Or a coward.

“Walk Toward An Older Woman And Say, ‘Mom! A Strange Guy Is Hassling Me’”: 40 Women Share Tips To Keep You Safe

I guess Claire is just a coward and looking for an excuse as to why she doesn't get involved.

“Walk Toward An Older Woman And Say, ‘Mom! A Strange Guy Is Hassling Me’”: 40 Women Share Tips To Keep You Safe

My mum always said that it's not strictly limited to women and mothers. Her theory is that it's an ancient tribal instinct. If the tribe hears one of their little ones is in trouble, the predator will suddenly face a very angry group of hominids 😅 I've certainly never run faster than when my best friend's son, who had just turned 2, screamed my name. Turned out that he wanted me to lift him out of the sandbox. I HATE running, but I'd do it again anytime.

25-Year-Old Woman's Sterilization Journey Went Viral And Sparked A Conversation About Women Choosing Child-Free Lives

And that being would probably think: "Oh ffs! I gave you lot free will! She's exercising it. And stop praying to me for every little detail!"

Employee Maliciously Complies To Work Only His 8 1/2 Hours, Makes The Company Lose $85k Per Year

Oh wow. Didn't know that either.

Mansplainer Too Smug For His Own Good “Lays Down” Phone Usage Etiquette In Court To Woman Who Turns Out To Be A Judge

Like so many others before me have pointed out: "@realBREXITnow" says it all.

35 Times Dresses Looked So Bad, They Deserved To Be Shamed On This Facebook Group (New Pics)

I was also thinking of a fitted sheet! 😂

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MadRatter • commented on a post 1 week ago

50 Instagrammers Whose Photos Are So Far From Reality, They Got Shamed For It Online (New Pics)

I've walked home from the pool and gone shopping with goggle marks on my face. Worth it! And people don't care.

MadRatter • commented on a post 2 weeks ago

30 Times Bosses Wrote Such Delusional Notes, These Employees Just Had To Shame Them Online

Wouldn't want to be a woman in that work place 😬

MadRatter • commented on 14 posts 1 month ago

50 ‘Mental UK Headlines’ That Are 100% British

Aaaaand of course it's "blame the millennials" again. 😑

40 Of The Funniest Incorrect Statements People Have Shared With Confidence Online (New Pics)

Sure, I can cure a chemical imbalance in my brain with meditation 🙄 ( my astma is easier to manage than my moods)

40 Of The Funniest Incorrect Statements People Have Shared With Confidence Online (New Pics)

I have both 🤣

40 Of The Funniest Incorrect Statements People Have Shared With Confidence Online (New Pics)

Where are your sourceS? If you keep writing "fact", you should prove it.

30 Facts That People Found Out Were False Way Too Late In Life, As Shared In This Online Community

My thought exactly.

“No Name Is Safe”: 40 Of The Funniest Posts About Unconventional Baby Names, As Shared In This Dedicated Online Group

Was about to write the same thing 🤣

Folks Online Reveal Why They No Longer Respect These 40 A-List Celebrities

People Are Sharing The Worst Fashion Fails They've Ever Seen And They're Hilarious (50 New Pics)

Same in Denmark

People Are Sharing The Worst Fashion Fails They've Ever Seen And They're Hilarious (50 New Pics)

Me too

50 Self-Absorbed People Who Believed Everything Revolves Around Them Got Exposed On The "I'm The Main Character" Online Group

I didn't realise those were tattoos. My first thought was: " Why's that bloke covered in mud?"

50 Self-Absorbed People Who Believed Everything Revolves Around Them Got Exposed On The "I'm The Main Character" Online Group

My Danish best friend says that my default setting is "sarcasm".

50 Self-Absorbed People Who Believed Everything Revolves Around Them Got Exposed On The "I'm The Main Character" Online Group

50 Epic Toy Design Fails That Are So Bad, It’s Hilarious

I want!

50 Epic Toy Design Fails That Are So Bad, It’s Hilarious

MadRatter • commented on 4 posts 2 months ago

“Walk Toward An Older Woman And Say, ‘Mom! A Strange Guy Is Hassling Me’”: 40 Women Share Tips To Keep You Safe

Nothing probably. She'd ignore you or walk away, I suppose.

“Walk Toward An Older Woman And Say, ‘Mom! A Strange Guy Is Hassling Me’”: 40 Women Share Tips To Keep You Safe

It actually shows strength.

“Walk Toward An Older Woman And Say, ‘Mom! A Strange Guy Is Hassling Me’”: 40 Women Share Tips To Keep You Safe

Why, Claire? Men can and want to help too. And what if there was only the one man?

“Walk Toward An Older Woman And Say, ‘Mom! A Strange Guy Is Hassling Me’”: 40 Women Share Tips To Keep You Safe

Or a coward.

MadRatter • upvoted 8 items 1 month ago

50 ‘Mental UK Headlines’ That Are 100% British

🙄

30 Facts That People Found Out Were False Way Too Late In Life, As Shared In This Online Community

Well, yeah. In Egypt you can only find German beer steins at the Black Market! And Target, sometimes.

30 Facts That People Found Out Were False Way Too Late In Life, As Shared In This Online Community

Funny to see german beermugs together with a Note about an Egypt market

30 Facts That People Found Out Were False Way Too Late In Life, As Shared In This Online Community

Hahhahahahahhahaha.

“No Name Is Safe”: 40 Of The Funniest Posts About Unconventional Baby Names, As Shared In This Dedicated Online Group

So a mule would brayneigh?

People Are Sharing The Worst Fashion Fails They've Ever Seen And They're Hilarious (50 New Pics)

I would totally wear this.

50 Self-Absorbed People Who Believed Everything Revolves Around Them Got Exposed On The "I'm The Main Character" Online Group

Even my womb is throbbing for his seed and I am a cis het male.

50 Self-Absorbed People Who Believed Everything Revolves Around Them Got Exposed On The "I'm The Main Character" Online Group

🤣

MadRatter • upvoted 12 items 2 months ago

“Walk Toward An Older Woman And Say, ‘Mom! A Strange Guy Is Hassling Me’”: 40 Women Share Tips To Keep You Safe

I agree. Not all men are bad!

“Walk Toward An Older Woman And Say, ‘Mom! A Strange Guy Is Hassling Me’”: 40 Women Share Tips To Keep You Safe

A positive comment without even a trace of bitterness and toxicity. Well done, Claire!

“Walk Toward An Older Woman And Say, ‘Mom! A Strange Guy Is Hassling Me’”: 40 Women Share Tips To Keep You Safe

Claire, you were just talking about how you wish that people would keep to themselves and just try to avoid getting others involved, and now you're saying that you WANT other people to get involved?

“Walk Toward An Older Woman And Say, ‘Mom! A Strange Guy Is Hassling Me’”: 40 Women Share Tips To Keep You Safe

I don't HAVE kids, but a distressed child voice gets my attention fast. I think it's hard-wired.

Mansplainer Too Smug For His Own Good “Lays Down” Phone Usage Etiquette In Court To Woman Who Turns Out To Be A Judge

35 Times Dresses Looked So Bad, They Deserved To Be Shamed On This Facebook Group (New Pics)

Or "the fitted sheet"

50 Times People Missed The Joke So Bad, They Made Fools Out Of Themselves Online (New Pics)

I beg to differ, my American friend who lives here in England for nigh on 20 years is still learning English English.

30 Hilariously Obvious Lies On The Internet, As Shared By This Instagram Page

My measured IQ was 10,000 and one time I accidentally ate my own foot, but then it turned out my foot was full of mold that was an antibiotic that cured several known diseases. I just stumbled into it!

30 Hilariously Obvious Lies On The Internet, As Shared By This Instagram Page

I hate that "caps as screaming" is so engrained that I can't read her post without my little inner reading voice yelling. It phantom hurts my ears.

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