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Meg Sampson • upvoted 2 items 2 months ago

Animals, Climate

This Heartbreaking Animated Short Shows Plastic Waste Transforming Into Ocean Life

Trends-Not-Cool-In-Five-Years

Hopefully those fake pointy acrylic nails

Meg Sampson • upvoted 20 items 6 months ago

Makeup Artist Uses Her Eyes As A Canvas Creating Stunning Art

20 Comics About An Awkward Girl, By An Awkward Girl

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Meg Sampson • upvoted 15 items 7 months ago

30 Times Male Authors Showed They Barely Know Anything About Women

Excuse me while I vomit.

30 Times Male Authors Showed They Barely Know Anything About Women

H-how would you even...?

30 Times Male Authors Showed They Barely Know Anything About Women

Excuse me while I vomit.

30 Times Male Authors Showed They Barely Know Anything About Women

H-how would you even...?

30 Times Male Authors Showed They Barely Know Anything About Women

Because they have never seen one, doh :D

30 Times Male Authors Showed They Barely Know Anything About Women

Oh dear, this guy just revealed himself to be a very very confused virgin.

30 Times Male Authors Showed They Barely Know Anything About Women

In the first place this whole soaking thing sounds like a dishcloth, this guy obviously doesn't know how pads work. In the second place, pads stick to underwear, in my experience you don't just "fish them out", this guy obviously doesn't know how pads work. In the third place, of course the only possible rational reason why a woman would refuse sex is because she's on her period!, this guy is obviously an effing asshole.

30 Times Male Authors Showed They Barely Know Anything About Women

*brandishes ice cream scoop* Your eyeballs, please.

30 Times Male Authors Showed They Barely Know Anything About Women

My breasts are embarrassed by this.

30 Times Male Authors Showed They Barely Know Anything About Women

dry sounds like she just needs to use more lotion. dry skin is horribly itchy

30 Times Male Authors Showed They Barely Know Anything About Women

*That kinda chick, you know the type... O_o

30 Times Male Authors Showed They Barely Know Anything About Women

I'm more concerned by the fact he seems to routinely check out boys' butts and uses that as the benchmark of sexy.

30 Times Male Authors Showed They Barely Know Anything About Women

She had a non-existent vagina?

30 Times Male Authors Showed They Barely Know Anything About Women

Poor old lady. :-D

30 Times Male Authors Showed They Barely Know Anything About Women

I guess the only breasts the author saw were trying to escape from him

30 Times Male Authors Showed They Barely Know Anything About Women

Boobs are testicles. They don't "withdraw" because there is muscle and a rib cage underneath and they are just mounds of fat and milk producing tissue. I feel like so many people here did not pay attention in health class. How can they be so clueless about the female body?

30 Times Male Authors Showed They Barely Know Anything About Women

But no head, brain or mouth. How convenient!

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Meg Sampson • upvoted 3 items 9 months ago

“And Then I Got Fired”: 30 People Share How They Got Fired

My God, America at it's finest... lacking understanding for basic human emotions but always heading towards unlimited gains....

‘What Could Go Wrong’: 40 Times People Immediately Regretted Their Poor Life Choices

Losing the liquor license sound like a death sentence to a restaurant.

“And Then I Got Fired”: 30 People Share How They Got Fired

My God, America at it's finest... lacking understanding for basic human emotions but always heading towards unlimited gains....

‘What Could Go Wrong’: 40 Times People Immediately Regretted Their Poor Life Choices

Losing the liquor license sound like a death sentence to a restaurant.

‘What Could Go Wrong’: 40 Times People Immediately Regretted Their Poor Life Choices

in the other picture, they broke my bones, in this picture they broke my heart😢

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Meg Sampson • commented on a post 1 year ago

This Artist Draws Comics About A Little Penguin Who Fails At Basic Life Tasks, Except Being Super Cute (30 Pics)

<3 <3 <3 Hygge at it 's best :)

Meg Sampson • commented on 2 posts 2 years ago

28 Wool Animals That Will Make You Look Twice

I don't think I could enjoy walking through his house with all the animal heads laying around.

People Are Posting The Things That Annoy Them The Most (50 Pics)

Pinterest, ARGH!!! When I have to google an image, and the first hundred hits or so are all the same pic on Pinterest, my monitor is in danger of becoming airborne.

Meg Sampson • commented on 4 posts 3 years ago

40 Hilariously Unphotogenic Animals That You Will Feel Guilty For Laughing At

EX-cellent!

Turns Out Tree-Kangaroos Exist, And It's Impossible To Scroll Down This List Without Smiling

Kisses!

If You Think Bats Are Terrifying These 57 Pics Will Change Your Mind

Neva letting go...

There's A Genius Street Artist Running Loose In New York, And Let's Hope Nobody Catches Him

Poor Rosie! Why did they cut her head off? Did she smart mouth Jetson too many times? :'(

Meg Sampson • commented on a post 4 years ago

GIF Of Prince William Being Scolded By Queen Goes Viral

She's fairly easy to lip-read, no? Or maybe, because I am a grandmother, and had a grandmother, I knew what was coming :D

Meg Sampson • commented on 5 posts 5 years ago

64 Hilariously Inappropriate Kids' Drawings

And I was wondering if Stigmata can be washed off in p*ss

Heart Vs. Brain: Funny Webcomic Shows Constant Battle Between Our Intellect And Emotions

Can I like this a thousand times?

Every Year I Crochet Superheroes And Hide Them In San Diego For People To Find

You do hellaciously good work, and now I wish I could go to the Treasure Hunt for them (ComicCon)

79-Year-Old Grandma Who Went Missing Was Found Getting Her First Tattoo

Lady, you rock!

87 Pics Of Fairy Tale Architecture From Norway

The front door looks as if it's frowning at people

Meg Sampson • upvoted 2 items 2 months ago

Animals, Climate

This Heartbreaking Animated Short Shows Plastic Waste Transforming Into Ocean Life

Trends-Not-Cool-In-Five-Years

Hopefully those fake pointy acrylic nails

Meg Sampson • upvoted 18 items 6 months ago

50 Dogs Who Don’t Understand How BIG They Are

I think it's more to do with perspective.

50 Dogs Who Don’t Understand How BIG They Are

I don't think it is, the malamute is probably just closer to the camera.

50 Dogs Who Don’t Understand How BIG They Are

Those paws though!

50 Dogs Who Don’t Understand How BIG They Are

You don't decide if a dog is a lapdog, the dog decides.

50 Dogs Who Don’t Understand How BIG They Are

"My, what a long tongue you have!"

50 Dogs Who Don’t Understand How BIG They Are

Simba is a Leonbear.

50 Dogs Who Don’t Understand How BIG They Are

Newfies are so big and fluffy!

50 Dogs Who Don’t Understand How BIG They Are

The gentle giant

50 Dogs Who Don’t Understand How BIG They Are

That smile says it all: someone here is in doggie heaven!

50 Dogs Who Don’t Understand How BIG They Are

I once saw a not-very tall couple walking their Irish Wolfhound. Or should I say that he was walking them?

50 Dogs Who Don’t Understand How BIG They Are

Bonner looks like the biggest, sweetest floof. Who wouldn't want to give him a hug?

50 Dogs Who Don’t Understand How BIG They Are

Both are so adorable!

50 Dogs Who Don’t Understand How BIG They Are

Newfoundlands are beautiful!

50 Dogs Who Don’t Understand How BIG They Are

Beautiful!!

50 Dogs Who Don’t Understand How BIG They Are

Everyone loves cuddling

Makeup Artist Uses Her Eyes As A Canvas Creating Stunning Art

20 Comics About An Awkward Girl, By An Awkward Girl

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