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Tomasz Jackowski • commented on a post 4 days ago

30 Maps So Terrible They're Good (New Pics)

there was a whole world version of this map with some guesses being in the US, so I would say ponting to the UK isn't too wild

Tomasz Jackowski • commented on 4 posts 2 weeks ago

Woman Stuns People On The Internet With Her Realistic And Cartoony Cakes (38 Photos)

the cognitive dissonance this would bring if you just bit into it expecting pickle taste, I can't even imagine

Woman Stuns People On The Internet With Her Realistic And Cartoony Cakes (38 Photos)

in this case I would probably be disappointed that it turned out to be cake :D

Woman Stuns People On The Internet With Her Realistic And Cartoony Cakes (38 Photos)

the cognitive dissonance this would bring if you just bit into it expecting pickle taste, I can't even imagine

Woman Stuns People On The Internet With Her Realistic And Cartoony Cakes (38 Photos)

in this case I would probably be disappointed that it turned out to be cake :D

35 Clever Comics By Tango Gao (New Pics)

that's a punishment for eating pierogi with chopsticks

35 Clever Comics By Tango Gao (New Pics)

Me, when I create a hotspot for my laptop on my phone.

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Tomasz Jackowski • commented on 14 posts 1 month ago

30 Pics That Illustrate Why America Is #1 When It Comes To Coronavirus Cases

Belgian Guy Documents Ugly Houses He Sees And They’re So Bad, It’s Hilarious (30 More New Pics)

does each of those have a riddle you need to answer to enter the house?

Belgian Guy Documents Ugly Houses He Sees And They’re So Bad, It’s Hilarious (30 More New Pics)

this one took me by surprise, I saw the first photo and was like "oh no...", but then I kept scrolling and it turns out there was another photo which made it even worse :V

50 Photos Of People Having A Worse Day Than You (New Pics)

Well yeah, but they're not exactly the same thing. The blood test will only show you the IgE-dependent allergies. Also, sometimes skin (or the digestive tract or whatever else) is sort of overreactive to things eventhough every blood test comes back negative. Allergies are complicated.

35 Unapologetic Illustrations By Drawtism That Poke Fun At Everyday Life

that's the real risk of adoption by homosexual couples no one seems to talk about - with two fathers you get twice as many dad jokes

Guy Issues A Challenge To TikTok To Find Their Doppelgangers And Here Are 22 Of The Most Uncanny Resemblances

this is literally the same person. strangers may share similar looks, but identical scars are quite unlikely, I think.

Guy Issues A Challenge To TikTok To Find Their Doppelgangers And Here Are 22 Of The Most Uncanny Resemblances

To the person out there in the world who looks like me - I'm sorry :(

35 Times People Uncovered Such Fake Instagrammers, It's Borderline Ridiculous

Slenderman IV: Bride of Slenderman

There’s A Salt Mine In Poland With Underground Lakes, Chapels, And Chandeliers Made Of Salt And It Looks Unreal (30 Pics)

you are of course aware that this particular mine wasn't the only source of salt for the whole country? even close by, also regulated by the Kraków Saltworks Statute, was the mine in Bochnia.

40 Times People Missed The Joke So Bad, They Embarrassed Themselves On The Internet (New Pics)

Oh yeah? Then how come I stayed sober for exactly those two days this year? How do you explain that?

35 Times People Uncovered Such Fake Instagrammers, It's Borderline Ridiculous

Slenderwoman

35 Times People Uncovered Such Fake Instagrammers, It's Borderline Ridiculous

It all makes sense. The cat looks like an Oblivion NPC trying to sell me healing potions.

40 Times People Missed The Joke So Bad, They Embarrassed Themselves On The Internet (New Pics)

And they're also so smug about it. "Knock knock, wake up, time to T H I N K". Big brain time.

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Tomasz Jackowski • upvoted 3 items 1 month ago

40 Times People Missed The Joke So Bad, They Embarrassed Themselves On The Internet (New Pics)

Think, McFly, think!!

40 Times People Missed The Joke So Bad, They Embarrassed Themselves On The Internet (New Pics)

Can't do it till Feb 34th when I turn drinking age.

40 Times People Missed The Joke So Bad, They Embarrassed Themselves On The Internet (New Pics)

Think, McFly, think!!

40 Times People Missed The Joke So Bad, They Embarrassed Themselves On The Internet (New Pics)

Can't do it till Feb 34th when I turn drinking age.

40 Times People Missed The Joke So Bad, They Embarrassed Themselves On The Internet (New Pics)

Hellooooo, McFly.

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Tomasz Jackowski • commented on 6 posts 2 months ago

There’s A Salt Mine In Poland With Underground Lakes, Chapels, And Chandeliers Made Of Salt And It Looks Unreal (30 Pics)

I only went there once when I was a kid, what I remember most is a statue of a dog made out of salt, that had a large indentation in its head because people licked it so much :D

40 Pets Lovingly Staring Into Their Owners' Souls That Are Warming Everyone's Hearts

time to pay attention to doggo instead!

There’s A Salt Mine In Poland With Underground Lakes, Chapels, And Chandeliers Made Of Salt And It Looks Unreal (30 Pics)

I only went there once when I was a kid, what I remember most is a statue of a dog made out of salt, that had a large indentation in its head because people licked it so much :D

40 Pets Lovingly Staring Into Their Owners' Souls That Are Warming Everyone's Hearts

time to pay attention to doggo instead!

40 Pets Lovingly Staring Into Their Owners' Souls That Are Warming Everyone's Hearts

My dog is always checking on me when I spend too much time at the computer. https://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/27459693_10213309392363265_7980297684764846685_n-5ecb8f41e445a.jpg

50 Times People Absolutely Won The Food Lottery (New Pics)

I came here to say this, but knew in my heart it had already been said

Adele Receives Criticism On Social Media After Losing 98 Pounds, But Her Personal Trainer Defends Her

the IDEA that people react negatively to this is mind boggling to me. "I'm sorry but I liked you better before" - what's Adele supposed to do with such a comment? "oh no, I'm very sorry, random person from the internet, I am now going to gain all that weight back because you don't want me to be slimmer" People can be so terrible.

People Remain Convinced That We 'Aged' Faster In The Past, Post 28 Pics To Prove This Theory (New Pics)

Did she allow you to drive the Mystery Machine? Don't you go tell me your mom's name is anything other than Velma :D Also, I love that style of glasses.

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Tomasz Jackowski • upvoted 2 items 2 months ago

40 Pets Lovingly Staring Into Their Owners' Souls That Are Warming Everyone's Hearts

Time to take a break dad!

People Remain Convinced That We 'Aged' Faster In The Past, Post 28 Pics To Prove This Theory (New Pics)

"Jinkies! My Glasses! I can't see without my glasses!!"

Tomasz Jackowski • commented on 3 posts 3 months ago

If You Think People Are The Worst These Days, These 50 Wholesome Pics May Change Your Mind (New Pics)

Hate to break it to you but the time it takes to google it already lowers the person's chance of survival. of course it's still better than not doing anything, so sure, at least you won't be one of those who just stand and stare, and that in itself is great :)

These 35 Illustrations Hilariously Sum Up The Struggles Of Adult Life (New Pics)

The only time adding 1 clove of garlic to anything would be acceptable is if the recipe was "how to prepare 1 clove of garlic", and even then I'd add 3, just to be sure ;)

If You Think People Are The Worst These Days, These 50 Wholesome Pics May Change Your Mind (New Pics)

These 35 Illustrations Hilariously Sum Up The Struggles Of Adult Life (New Pics)

The only time adding 1 clove of garlic to anything would be acceptable is if the recipe was "how to prepare 1 clove of garlic", and even then I'd add 3, just to be sure ;)

30 Hilarious Tweets That Prove Brits Have Kept Their Sense Of Humor During The Quarantine

and you never wondered why they have KENTUCKY fried chicken in, say, Texas?

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Tomasz Jackowski • upvoted an item 3 months ago

These 35 Illustrations Hilariously Sum Up The Struggles Of Adult Life (New Pics)

Now here is one that I can relate to---and apparently you also know how to cook---go Girl ---go.

Tomasz Jackowski • commented on 3 posts 4 months ago

30 Posts Mocking Corporate America During The Coronapocalypse

@Vanities ah yes, socialism. Free healthcare is basically one step before gulags.

39 People Whose Genetics Made Them Unique (New Pics)

*Raynaud's

30 Posts Mocking Corporate America During The Coronapocalypse

@Vanities ah yes, socialism. Free healthcare is basically one step before gulags.

39 People Whose Genetics Made Them Unique (New Pics)

*Raynaud's

39 People Whose Genetics Made Them Unique (New Pics)

UZUMAKI :o

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Tomasz Jackowski • commented on 3 posts 1 year ago

Vintage Album Covers From Yugoslavia Are Amazingly Awkward (30 Pics)

hate to break it to you, but the 90s began almost 30 years ago, that's pretty vintage. unless you were complaining about the 70s being considered vintage in 2000? because that's the same thing. I'm sorry, but you're old now, deal with it.

Ed Sheeran’s Security Guard Has An Instagram With 965K Followers, And It’s Better Than His Boss's (New Pics)

oh you sweet innocent child, he said "the daddy" not "the dad"...

Vintage Album Covers From Yugoslavia Are Amazingly Awkward (30 Pics)

Ed Sheeran’s Security Guard Has An Instagram With 965K Followers, And It’s Better Than His Boss's (New Pics)

oh you sweet innocent child, he said "the daddy" not "the dad"...

19 People Who Survived Getting Struck By Lightning Show What It Does To Your Skin

The first image is make-up and definitely not what your skin looks like after being struck by a lightning :)

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Tomasz Jackowski • commented on a post 4 days ago

30 Maps So Terrible They're Good (New Pics)

there was a whole world version of this map with some guesses being in the US, so I would say ponting to the UK isn't too wild

Tomasz Jackowski • commented on 4 posts 2 weeks ago

Woman Stuns People On The Internet With Her Realistic And Cartoony Cakes (38 Photos)

the cognitive dissonance this would bring if you just bit into it expecting pickle taste, I can't even imagine

Woman Stuns People On The Internet With Her Realistic And Cartoony Cakes (38 Photos)

in this case I would probably be disappointed that it turned out to be cake :D

35 Clever Comics By Tango Gao (New Pics)

that's a punishment for eating pierogi with chopsticks

35 Clever Comics By Tango Gao (New Pics)

Me, when I create a hotspot for my laptop on my phone.

Tomasz Jackowski • commented on 14 posts 1 month ago

30 Pics That Illustrate Why America Is #1 When It Comes To Coronavirus Cases

The sad thing is she probably won't understand anyway.

30 Pics That Illustrate Why America Is #1 When It Comes To Coronavirus Cases

Belgian Guy Documents Ugly Houses He Sees And They’re So Bad, It’s Hilarious (30 More New Pics)

does each of those have a riddle you need to answer to enter the house?

Belgian Guy Documents Ugly Houses He Sees And They’re So Bad, It’s Hilarious (30 More New Pics)

this one took me by surprise, I saw the first photo and was like "oh no...", but then I kept scrolling and it turns out there was another photo which made it even worse :V

50 Photos Of People Having A Worse Day Than You (New Pics)

35 Unapologetic Illustrations By Drawtism That Poke Fun At Everyday Life

that's the real risk of adoption by homosexual couples no one seems to talk about - with two fathers you get twice as many dad jokes

Guy Issues A Challenge To TikTok To Find Their Doppelgangers And Here Are 22 Of The Most Uncanny Resemblances

this is literally the same person. strangers may share similar looks, but identical scars are quite unlikely, I think.

Guy Issues A Challenge To TikTok To Find Their Doppelgangers And Here Are 22 Of The Most Uncanny Resemblances

To the person out there in the world who looks like me - I'm sorry :(

35 Times People Uncovered Such Fake Instagrammers, It's Borderline Ridiculous

Slenderman IV: Bride of Slenderman

There’s A Salt Mine In Poland With Underground Lakes, Chapels, And Chandeliers Made Of Salt And It Looks Unreal (30 Pics)

you are of course aware that this particular mine wasn't the only source of salt for the whole country? even close by, also regulated by the Kraków Saltworks Statute, was the mine in Bochnia.

40 Times People Missed The Joke So Bad, They Embarrassed Themselves On The Internet (New Pics)

Oh yeah? Then how come I stayed sober for exactly those two days this year? How do you explain that?

35 Times People Uncovered Such Fake Instagrammers, It's Borderline Ridiculous

Slenderwoman

35 Times People Uncovered Such Fake Instagrammers, It's Borderline Ridiculous

It all makes sense. The cat looks like an Oblivion NPC trying to sell me healing potions.

40 Times People Missed The Joke So Bad, They Embarrassed Themselves On The Internet (New Pics)

And they're also so smug about it. "Knock knock, wake up, time to T H I N K". Big brain time.

Tomasz Jackowski • commented on a post 2 months ago

There’s A Salt Mine In Poland With Underground Lakes, Chapels, And Chandeliers Made Of Salt And It Looks Unreal (30 Pics)

I only went there once when I was a kid, what I remember most is a statue of a dog made out of salt, that had a large indentation in its head because people licked it so much :D

Tomasz Jackowski • upvoted 3 items 1 month ago

40 Times People Missed The Joke So Bad, They Embarrassed Themselves On The Internet (New Pics)

Think, McFly, think!!

40 Times People Missed The Joke So Bad, They Embarrassed Themselves On The Internet (New Pics)

Can't do it till Feb 34th when I turn drinking age.

40 Times People Missed The Joke So Bad, They Embarrassed Themselves On The Internet (New Pics)

Hellooooo, McFly.

Tomasz Jackowski • upvoted 2 items 2 months ago

40 Pets Lovingly Staring Into Their Owners' Souls That Are Warming Everyone's Hearts

Time to take a break dad!

People Remain Convinced That We 'Aged' Faster In The Past, Post 28 Pics To Prove This Theory (New Pics)

"Jinkies! My Glasses! I can't see without my glasses!!"

Tomasz Jackowski • upvoted an item 3 months ago

These 35 Illustrations Hilariously Sum Up The Struggles Of Adult Life (New Pics)

Now here is one that I can relate to---and apparently you also know how to cook---go Girl ---go.

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