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Helping Panda • commented on 29 posts 4 years ago

Amazon AI Designed To Create Phone Cases Terribly Malfunctions, Fills Store With 31,35 Hilarious Products

Yeah, that's because they only print it if/when someone orders it.

Amazon AI Designed To Create Phone Cases Terribly Malfunctions, Fills Store With 31,35 Hilarious Products

FFS, this was not Amazon's AI and it did not fill the store with anything. It was a program created by an unknown person, designed to do something silly... and surprise, it did!

Two Husbands Tried Labor Pain Simulators To Prove “Women Exaggerate Everything”

I wanted to see what women who actually gave birth thought of how realistic this "simulation" is, but I can't find any mention of any woman ever trying this. So basically this just looks like a publicity stunt to rile up people.

Two Husbands Tried Labor Pain Simulators To Prove “Women Exaggerate Everything”

Or even better, women should be hooked up to it before they have sex!

210 Times Golden Retriever Puppies Were The Purest Thing In The World

Why did the dog ever think that a fridge was his place??

Most Hated Railway Puts 15-Year-Old In Charge Of Their Twitter Account, And Things Escalate Quickly

Glad this was the first one, I don't even have to read further... Eddie, you do know how to suck up to people, you'll go far I am sure! You should get in touch with that aspiring stock broker from yesterday, you two will make a great team!

Two Husbands Tried Labor Pain Simulators To Prove “Women Exaggerate Everything”

"scaring women and men alike from giving birth" Exactly what I thought! This might be the most effective way to decrease human population!

265 Times People Tried To Make A Panorama And Ended Up Opening The Gates Of Hell

Or is it one girlfriend with two heads!?!

This American Tourist Went To Japan And Decided To Photograph Badly Translated English Shirts

Hey, better than "The most bitchiest girl"...

Strangers Who've Kept Hilarious Tinder Conversation For 3 Years Go Viral, So Tinder Itself Decides To Step In

You've got to admire their perseverance... I lost interest in this just reading halfway through it. Must be slow news day at Bored Panda.

15-Year-Old Boy Turns School Bathrooms Into A $56,000-A-Year Sweets Empire

It's probably a reference to the Wolf of Wall Street.

15-Year-Old Boy Turns School Bathrooms Into A $56,000-A-Year Sweets Empire

Stock broker and winner's ambition, eh? I believe in this kid! If he puts his mind to it, he could be responsible for the next economic crisis!

Boss' Brilliant Response To Employee Asking For Mental Health Day Off Goes Viral

"Human Resources department's first responsibility is to take care of employees." What makes you think this? Are you just going by the name? As far as I can tell, in practice, their first responsibility is to protect the employer...

50 Genius Bars And Restaurants That Will Surprise You With Their Creativity

So... women to the left, men to the right? :-P

50 Genius Bars And Restaurants That Will Surprise You With Their Creativity

You better be careful, that may make you even MORE popular...

50 Genius Bars And Restaurants That Will Surprise You With Their Creativity

I guess you gonna have to risk the bears!

This 26-Year-Old Woman Is Changing The Way We Think About Beauty Standards

I was commenting on the "there is no right or wrong way to look." Sometimes an unusual look is a sign that something is fundamentally wrong. Your first reaction that she looked "gross" was your instinct telling you this. Personally, I do not think she is beautiful but I don't mind if you want to twist your mind into a pretzel until you convince yourself that she is. There is no accounting for taste so I wouldn't be surprised if someone did actually find her beautiful. In other news, you do not seem to know what the word "slut" means.

This 26-Year-Old Woman Is Changing The Way We Think About Beauty Standards

Are you also wondering why we call this a "disorder"? You have to be extremely naive to think that this look is just a superficial difference. Maybe read up on what collagen is good for..?

This 26-Year-Old Woman Is Changing The Way We Think About Beauty Standards

My definition would be someone earning a living wage by showing off their body (or stuff they put on their body). In contrast, if *you* pay someone to take professional pictures of you, then you are not a model, just a wannabe.

This 26-Year-Old Woman Is Changing The Way We Think About Beauty Standards

This was my first thought as well, but then I realized that it doesn't really matter. For decades, bona fide catwalk models have been looking like emaciated refugees from a concentration camp. So being beautiful in the conventional sense hasn't been a requirement for modelling for a long time.

Rescuers Rush To A Car Accident, Then They See The Tiniest Hand Reaching For Help

I also just realized how funny it is that we just assume that it's possible to stay at the scene *and* call for help. Like it is inconceivable that the person doesn't have a working cell phone, or doesn't have coverage... (I take "Rural roads of Australia" for $200.)

Rescuers Rush To A Car Accident, Then They See The Tiniest Hand Reaching For Help

Why is it that the right thing to do? How does it help? You may have an obligation to stay at the scene if you call the police, but based on everything I've read you don't have an obligation to call the police in this case, so...

I Make Sad And Mildly Funny Comics About My Life

Hey, what happened to the great wall of low self-esteem?!? :-P

Employee Saves Child From Kidnapper, Instead Of Promotion Gets This Letter Saying He's Fired

Not sure about the reasoning to fire him but they recently changed their mind and offered to rehire him.

French President Macron Casually Lands On Nuclear Submarine Like James Bond, And Internet Can't Handle It

I wonder if the people upvoting this realize that this comment is mocking the guy...

French President Macron Casually Lands On Nuclear Submarine Like James Bond, And Internet Can't Handle It

You might want to look up "halo effect." And maybe also "irony." :-P

French President Macron Casually Lands On Nuclear Submarine Like James Bond, And Internet Can't Handle It

I do not think you have ever seen a James Bond movie...

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Helping Panda • upvoted 11 items 4 years ago

Two Husbands Tried Labor Pain Simulators To Prove “Women Exaggerate Everything”

Yeah... totes the same thing dude 😂

Two Husbands Tried Labor Pain Simulators To Prove “Women Exaggerate Everything”

This just generates extremely painful abdominal spasms. Men have no uterus, which is what actually expels a child. This is a pointless and meaningless exercise. The fact that so many appear to get a kick out of observing it is more an example of a deeply ingrained sadomasochism inherent in certain movements.

Two Husbands Tried Labor Pain Simulators To Prove “Women Exaggerate Everything”

Yeah... totes the same thing dude 😂

Two Husbands Tried Labor Pain Simulators To Prove “Women Exaggerate Everything”

You should not assume that scientists built these machines. Idiots built such machines, because there obviously is a market for it. People who find it funny to simulate pain, people who like to ridicule men, as they probably would also ridicule women in labor. Thank god that these people are not admitted to delivery rooms.

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15-Year-Old Boy Turns School Bathrooms Into A $56,000-A-Year Sweets Empire

Stock broker and winner's ambition, eh? I believe in this kid! If he puts his mind to it, he could be responsible for the next economic crisis!

The 516 Most Hilarious Parenting Tweets Of The Year So Far

Then the child will not want to change the world.

This 26-Year-Old Woman Is Changing The Way We Think About Beauty Standards

Hope she is in good health, these rare genetic disorders usually come with a lot of other crap. I wish her good health and a long fruitful life!

This 26-Year-Old Woman Is Changing The Way We Think About Beauty Standards

She is very brave.

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Helping Panda • commented on 20 posts 4 years ago

Two Husbands Tried Labor Pain Simulators To Prove “Women Exaggerate Everything”

@Marie You have to think globally. There are plenty of people on Earth. If you feel you don't have enough locally, you can ramp up immigration!

Two Husbands Tried Labor Pain Simulators To Prove “Women Exaggerate Everything”

LOL @ all the downvotes! Care to explain why hooking up women to this contraption is a bad idea? Don't they have the right to know what they are getting themselves into???

Amazon AI Designed To Create Phone Cases Terribly Malfunctions, Fills Store With 31,35 Hilarious Products

Yeah, that's because they only print it if/when someone orders it.

Amazon AI Designed To Create Phone Cases Terribly Malfunctions, Fills Store With 31,35 Hilarious Products

FFS, this was not Amazon's AI and it did not fill the store with anything. It was a program created by an unknown person, designed to do something silly... and surprise, it did!

Two Husbands Tried Labor Pain Simulators To Prove “Women Exaggerate Everything”

Or even better, women should be hooked up to it before they have sex!

210 Times Golden Retriever Puppies Were The Purest Thing In The World

Why did the dog ever think that a fridge was his place??

Most Hated Railway Puts 15-Year-Old In Charge Of Their Twitter Account, And Things Escalate Quickly

Two Husbands Tried Labor Pain Simulators To Prove “Women Exaggerate Everything”

"scaring women and men alike from giving birth" Exactly what I thought! This might be the most effective way to decrease human population!

265 Times People Tried To Make A Panorama And Ended Up Opening The Gates Of Hell

Or is it one girlfriend with two heads!?!

This American Tourist Went To Japan And Decided To Photograph Badly Translated English Shirts

Hey, better than "The most bitchiest girl"...

Strangers Who've Kept Hilarious Tinder Conversation For 3 Years Go Viral, So Tinder Itself Decides To Step In

You've got to admire their perseverance... I lost interest in this just reading halfway through it. Must be slow news day at Bored Panda.

15-Year-Old Boy Turns School Bathrooms Into A $56,000-A-Year Sweets Empire

It's probably a reference to the Wolf of Wall Street.

15-Year-Old Boy Turns School Bathrooms Into A $56,000-A-Year Sweets Empire

Stock broker and winner's ambition, eh? I believe in this kid! If he puts his mind to it, he could be responsible for the next economic crisis!

Boss' Brilliant Response To Employee Asking For Mental Health Day Off Goes Viral

50 Genius Bars And Restaurants That Will Surprise You With Their Creativity

So... women to the left, men to the right? :-P

50 Genius Bars And Restaurants That Will Surprise You With Their Creativity

You better be careful, that may make you even MORE popular...

50 Genius Bars And Restaurants That Will Surprise You With Their Creativity

I guess you gonna have to risk the bears!

This 26-Year-Old Woman Is Changing The Way We Think About Beauty Standards

Are you also wondering why we call this a "disorder"? You have to be extremely naive to think that this look is just a superficial difference. Maybe read up on what collagen is good for..?

Helping Panda • upvoted 20 items 4 years ago

Two Husbands Tried Labor Pain Simulators To Prove “Women Exaggerate Everything”

Yeah... totes the same thing dude 😂

Two Husbands Tried Labor Pain Simulators To Prove “Women Exaggerate Everything”

Animals

210 Times Golden Retriever Puppies Were The Purest Thing In The World

Animals, Video

How To Garden With A Wiener

Animals

This Dog Felt So Lonely That He Escaped The Yard To Hug His Best Friend

Animals, Video

Get Ready For Family Picture Guys!

15-Year-Old Boy Turns School Bathrooms Into A $56,000-A-Year Sweets Empire

Stock broker and winner's ambition, eh? I believe in this kid! If he puts his mind to it, he could be responsible for the next economic crisis!

Parenting Tweets

The 516 Most Hilarious Parenting Tweets Of The Year So Far

Then the child will not want to change the world.

This 26-Year-Old Woman Is Changing The Way We Think About Beauty Standards

Hope she is in good health, these rare genetic disorders usually come with a lot of other crap. I wish her good health and a long fruitful life!

This 26-Year-Old Woman Is Changing The Way We Think About Beauty Standards

She is very brave.

Employee Saves Child From Kidnapper, Instead Of Promotion Gets This Letter Saying He's Fired

This has nothing to do with Trump wtf? This is a company issue not a political issue. IDIOT!!

French President Macron Casually Lands On Nuclear Submarine Like James Bond, And Internet Can't Handle It

I do not think you have ever seen a James Bond movie...

Aunt Makes Homophobic Comment To Her Niece, Regrets It Immediately

I will never understand why do people care so much about other's people dating preferences and insult them, if something is "wrong" according to their standards. Live and let live... After all we all just want to be happy!

Aunt Makes Homophobic Comment To Her Niece, Regrets It Immediately

Do people really put * into "sensitive" words like "f*ck" in private messages?

Aunt Makes Homophobic Comment To Her Niece, Regrets It Immediately

Another story with only one side. And don't tell me the captions are a proof.

50 Hotels That Failed So Badly It's Funny

This is a shaving mirror, it's supposed to be like that...

29 Embarrassing Moments People Didn't Realize Who They're Talking To And Made A Fool Out Of Themselves

Hah, that would be me. I have 0 interest in sports and wouldn't even know what it is she does! :')

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She should get one "No Regrat" tattoo as well

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