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Octavia Hansen

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Octavia Hansen

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Ever since my parents crashed at Roswell, they haven't stopped talking about it. I have 37 sisters. Let's see . . . art all my life, comedy is king, say nice things. Singer of funny songs, a lifetime of travel -- and the world still surprises me. I sometimes teach things to others, and I'm ALWAYS learning something. Always follow the teachings of The Beatles -- And in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make.

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Octavia Hansen • commented on a post 1 day ago

35 People Describe The Moment They Realized They Had Met The Dumbest Person Ever

How do stupid people have enough money to show off their stupidity?

Octavia Hansen • commented on 11 posts 2 days ago

Hey Pandas, What Is Something You Hate But Is Really Popular With Most People? (Closed)

Star Trek promoted ideas of equality, exploration and education not coming from a military background. It embraced age, differences, even some comedy. Costumes are for whenever you want to be part of something . . . I have also noticed that those who dress for the future also seem to favor The Renaissance. Cosplay stimulates the mind and the imagination. And you can collect a lot of fun friends.

Hey Pandas, What Is Something You Hate But Is Really Popular With Most People? (Closed)

And revel in your difference! Who wants to blend in?

Hey Pandas, What Is Something You Hate But Is Really Popular With Most People? (Closed)

And revel in your difference! Who wants to blend in?

Hey Pandas, What Is Something You Hate But Is Really Popular With Most People? (Closed)

Skinny jeans are just another fashion trend to sell more clothes. Go classic, or wait, it will all change again . . . Anytime someone makes a negative remark about my clothes (I like 'em LOUD COLOURS!) I always say "Buy my clothes and I'll wear what you want." No takers yet!

Hey Pandas, What Is Something You Hate But Is Really Popular With Most People? (Closed)

Hmm . . . Opera has been going for 300+ years. Not too shabby. You have to find a opera you like. You probably don't like ALL music -- learn to pick and choose. Find some in English or perhaps comedy. Catch The Marx Brothers Night At The Opera, and remember Bohemian Rhapsody was so inspired . . . I hate people who TALK at any concert or event where listening is the only duty of the audience.

Hey Pandas, What Is Something You Hate But Is Really Popular With Most People? (Closed)

Instead of sports in school, ALL kids should be made to clean -- floors, walls, bathroom, tables. Janitors should only have to supervise. Kids could work off all that energy and anyone who cleans is less likely to make it dirty again. Sports are mostly men and waste time and money for everyone!

Hey Pandas, What Is Something You Hate But Is Really Popular With Most People? (Closed)

Can't stand the parents who take the kids EVERYWHERE!

Hey Pandas, What Is Something You Hate But Is Really Popular With Most People? (Closed)

Don't forget WEDDINGS -- starting at the ring, the dress, the party, the food, the band, the honeymoon. Everyone should buy a house with the saved $$$ and throw a party!

Hey Pandas, What Is Something You Hate But Is Really Popular With Most People? (Closed)

Evidently they don't have any close friends to confide in . . .

You Think Your Job Sucks? Then Take A Look At These 40 Employee Conversations With Clients From Hell (New Pics)

I had to explain to clients my working wages in contrast to my freelance charges. I NEVER used company supplies for my freelance work and ALWAYS cleared it with my boss so not to have conflict of interest (or get fired). I NEVER started a freelance job without a $200 CASH deposit. Sorts out clients and art FAST! No one thinks of art as a REAL JOB. When I was giving up my off-work time, my personal time was worth so much more.

You Think Your Job Sucks? Then Take A Look At These 40 Employee Conversations With Clients From Hell (New Pics)

On the flip side of this order . . . Working at a print shop, a woman wanted LIGHT BLACK for the Headline Banner. She didn't like DARK BLACK.

A Video Of A Man Sharing Some Hard-To-Believe Statistics Showing How The World Is Unfair To Women Goes Viral With 2.4M Likes

Left out how easy it is for men to buy and use birth control. Also, I HATE it when men say Ladies Night anywhere is unfair -- if we were paid the same they might have a point. And then there's lack of child support, credit and health care that's still geared to men's job and money. And then there's so much violence against women and children. Damn! I've REALLY depressed myself . . .

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Octavia Hansen • commented on 4 posts 5 days ago

20 More Of My Comics About The Fascinating But Gruesome Facts About The Victorian Era You Might Have Never Heard

For most older large hospitals, there was a cemetery close by . . .

50 Funny Signs By The Legendary Tex-Mex Restaurant, El Arroyo (New Pics)

I have a massive collection of "X"s and "Y"s . . . now I'm waiting for my BIG box of "OH!"s !

20 More Of My Comics About The Fascinating But Gruesome Facts About The Victorian Era You Might Have Never Heard

For most older large hospitals, there was a cemetery close by . . .

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Octavia Hansen • commented on 6 posts 6 days ago

40 Of The Best Life Hacks That Sound Fake But Actually Work, Shared By People

If you know when you'll go, drink water. It takes a lot for your body to process this movement and any water you drink will go right to the source to help. And it will serve you well to drink water afterwards. Alcohol does not help.

40 Of The Best Life Hacks That Sound Fake But Actually Work, Shared By People

Chopping cold onions won't make you cry either.

40 Of The Best Life Hacks That Sound Fake But Actually Work, Shared By People

Chopping cold onions won't make you cry either.

40 Of The Best Life Hacks That Sound Fake But Actually Work, Shared By People

Also long spaghetti is good for a fast light.

40 Of The Best Life Hacks That Sound Fake But Actually Work, Shared By People

This is REALLY good advice before you send a mean or threatening email. Things look different over time . . .

40 Of The Best Life Hacks That Sound Fake But Actually Work, Shared By People

I always ask (I'm a woman) if someone needs help. I'm less threatening and it's easier if they want to refuse. And sometimes, people don't know they need help until someone offers. And when they say no, move on. That's all there is to it.

People Expose 40 Things That Pretend To Be Wholesome Yet Are Actually Toxic

Emotional black mail!

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Octavia Hansen • commented on 3 posts 1 week ago

The Internet Just Made Brendan Fraser Go Viral Simply For Being Awesome, And Here Are 30 Of The Best Tweets

Catch him early . . . Gods & Monsters, Encino Man . . . and a bit later in Monkey Bone. He's entertaining. That's his job, and he is very good at it. These are movies you want to see over and over again, movies that make you happy!

30 Harmful Things Parents Should Stop Teaching Their Kids

Forcing is NEVER a good idea . . . but . . . tasting should be okay. Doesn't matter if they will never eat squash again, but my parents made us taste 1 bite. How do they know they don't want sweet potatoes until they taste? And kids need to learn that EVERY MEAL DOES NOT have to end in a dessert!

The Internet Just Made Brendan Fraser Go Viral Simply For Being Awesome, And Here Are 30 Of The Best Tweets

30 Harmful Things Parents Should Stop Teaching Their Kids

Guy Makes A List Of 13 Modern Life Things That Sound Illogical, But Are Actually True

Think of modern life like a library or a Walmart . . . you don’t need EVERYTHING that’s available, you need to focus on what you can actually use, what applies to your life. You don’t have to know the movement of the sun and stars or how to make a watch just to find out the time. Focus! Keep what is useful to you, and ALL the other stuff will be there when you search for it. I also find that time has a way of pointing out what is important and fluff will fly away on the wind.

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Octavia Hansen • commented on 15 posts 3 weeks ago

23 Insecurities A Lot Of Men Have That Most Women Actually Don’t Care About Shared In This Online Group

I have EARNED every gray hair, aren't men doing the same?

23 Insecurities A Lot Of Men Have That Most Women Actually Don’t Care About Shared In This Online Group

I have never thought very much about what's on a man's head as much as what's in it!

23 Insecurities A Lot Of Men Have That Most Women Actually Don’t Care About Shared In This Online Group

I have EARNED every gray hair, aren't men doing the same?

23 Insecurities A Lot Of Men Have That Most Women Actually Don’t Care About Shared In This Online Group

I have never thought very much about what's on a man's head as much as what's in it!

23 Insecurities A Lot Of Men Have That Most Women Actually Don’t Care About Shared In This Online Group

I dated (for a VERY short while) a body builder and his entire conversation was how much time he spent in the gym and what he did there. If he would have at least watched news TV or even old movies while he worked out, it could have been interesting. Not really interested on how much he sweat for how long . . .

Women Share Moments Men Intimidated Them Probably Without Even Being Aware Of It (42 Stories)

When I have been followed out, I will stand by a different car, make an excuse to go back inside, then be sure I leave alone after a while. Happened a few times . . .

Women Share Moments Men Intimidated Them Probably Without Even Being Aware Of It (42 Stories)

EVERY man who had to tell me he was a Christian turned out to be a closet pervert.

Comedian Pokes Fun At “Conservative Logic” By “Defending” 30 Of The Most Evil Villains

After mulling over the whole story, the moral is: When you get smart, you get thrown out! Stay dumb, obey the rules and you can stay. Not much of a choice. Good only has one face, evil has many and it's a whole lot more fun.

44 People Share True History Facts That Sound Made Up Because They’re Ridiculous

Considering what used to be curse words, it was probably pretty tame by today's standards. Maybe someone took notes . . .

My 57 Photo Manipulations That Put Famous Subjects Of Paintings Out Of The Frame And Into The Modern World

Mona on the phone-a . . .

45 Epic Stair Design Fails That May Result In Some Serious Injuries (New Pics)

Instead of Killer Klowns From Outer Space, it seems these are Killer Stairs From Inner Space. Did no one review these plans and patterns before installation. I hope there are a lot of injury claims against each and every flight of stairs! Where's an ambulance chaser when you need one?

45 Epic Stair Design Fails That May Result In Some Serious Injuries (New Pics)

It was on sale from another building that didn't need it anymore.

45 Epic Stair Design Fails That May Result In Some Serious Injuries (New Pics)

There was a carpet sale and the hotel owner shrugged and said, "How many people take the stairs anyway?"

45 Epic Stair Design Fails That May Result In Some Serious Injuries (New Pics)

Again with the M.C. Esher design . . .

45 Epic Stair Design Fails That May Result In Some Serious Injuries (New Pics)

It is a retail store . . . after the purchase of one escalator, it was half off the other.

45 Epic Stair Design Fails That May Result In Some Serious Injuries (New Pics)

Looks like the valve could be a head-banger, too. Makes you forget the stairs conundrum.

45 Epic Stair Design Fails That May Result In Some Serious Injuries (New Pics)

Can this actually be considered to be "FIXED"?!

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Octavia Hansen • submitted a new post 2 years ago

Weird

Choose Your Phobia!

Octavia Hansen • submitted a list addition 1 month ago

Hey Pandas, What Was The Biggest Red Flag In Your Past Relationships? (Closed)

Octavia Hansen • submitted 3 list additions 3 months ago

Hey Pandas, How Did You Get Over Depression? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Is The Biggest Thing You Find Attractive About Your Significant Other? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What's Your Best Comeback? (Closed)

Octavia Hansen • submitted a list addition 4 months ago

Hey Pandas, What’s Your Guilty Pleasure? (Closed)

Octavia Hansen • submitted 3 list additions 5 months ago

Hey Pandas! Who Is Your Hero And Why? (Closed)

Hey Pandas! Do You Have Any Advice On How To Get Over A Breakup? (Ended)

Hey Pandas, What Do You Do To Make Yourself Feel Happier? (Closed)

Octavia Hansen • submitted a list addition 6 months ago

Hey Pandas, What Is The Craziest Thing You Thought Or Believed As A Kid? (Closed)

Octavia Hansen • submitted a list addition 9 months ago

What’s The Worst Date That You’ve Ever Been On? (Ended)

Octavia Hansen • commented on a post 1 day ago

35 People Describe The Moment They Realized They Had Met The Dumbest Person Ever

How do stupid people have enough money to show off their stupidity?

Octavia Hansen • commented on 11 posts 2 days ago

Hey Pandas, What Is Something You Hate But Is Really Popular With Most People? (Closed)

And revel in your difference! Who wants to blend in?

Hey Pandas, What Is Something You Hate But Is Really Popular With Most People? (Closed)

Can't stand the parents who take the kids EVERYWHERE!

Hey Pandas, What Is Something You Hate But Is Really Popular With Most People? (Closed)

Don't forget WEDDINGS -- starting at the ring, the dress, the party, the food, the band, the honeymoon. Everyone should buy a house with the saved $$$ and throw a party!

Hey Pandas, What Is Something You Hate But Is Really Popular With Most People? (Closed)

Evidently they don't have any close friends to confide in . . .

You Think Your Job Sucks? Then Take A Look At These 40 Employee Conversations With Clients From Hell (New Pics)

On the flip side of this order . . . Working at a print shop, a woman wanted LIGHT BLACK for the Headline Banner. She didn't like DARK BLACK.

A Video Of A Man Sharing Some Hard-To-Believe Statistics Showing How The World Is Unfair To Women Goes Viral With 2.4M Likes

Octavia Hansen • commented on 4 posts 5 days ago

20 More Of My Comics About The Fascinating But Gruesome Facts About The Victorian Era You Might Have Never Heard

For most older large hospitals, there was a cemetery close by . . .

50 Funny Signs By The Legendary Tex-Mex Restaurant, El Arroyo (New Pics)

I have a massive collection of "X"s and "Y"s . . . now I'm waiting for my BIG box of "OH!"s !

50 Funny Signs By The Legendary Tex-Mex Restaurant, El Arroyo (New Pics)

After single digit birthdays, I have always considered it rude to announce anyone's age on a cake, especially using fire. Just sing the song and pass a piece of cake!

50 Funny Signs By The Legendary Tex-Mex Restaurant, El Arroyo (New Pics)

Perfectly obvious that a man wrote this thought. Same guys who have to be told to sanitize their hands often . . . like they didn't do that before . . .

Octavia Hansen • commented on 4 posts 6 days ago

40 Of The Best Life Hacks That Sound Fake But Actually Work, Shared By People

Chopping cold onions won't make you cry either.

40 Of The Best Life Hacks That Sound Fake But Actually Work, Shared By People

Also long spaghetti is good for a fast light.

40 Of The Best Life Hacks That Sound Fake But Actually Work, Shared By People

This is REALLY good advice before you send a mean or threatening email. Things look different over time . . .

Octavia Hansen • upvoted an item 9 months ago

What’s The Worst Date That You’ve Ever Been On?

Yes . . . I went out with a man who was stunningly handsome . . . over dinner he proceeds to tell me of his alien encounter, in incredible detail. I "Mmm"-ed and "Hmm"-ed as long as I could, looking around, not paying attention. Then I started saying things like "They didn't learn anything from you, did they." and "A whole 'nother species who didn't even know you threw you back -- says a lot about you, and them." While he was STILL talking, I get up under the pretext of the bathroom . . . but I corner the waitress in the hall, get her to show me out the back of the place and not to tell him 'til she sees me drive off. At least he had the decency NEVER to talk to me again . . .

Octavia Hansen • upvoted an item 10 months ago