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Nizumi • upvoted an item 6 days ago

People Who've Been Single For A While Now Reveal Why They're Glad To Not Be In A Relationship (30 Pics)

It seems to be your first day on BoredPanda. Your profile pic is stolen from Marguerita Cheng, you've written 11 comments and 5 of them are identical to this one, 10 of your comments contain the word "niggger", the remaining comment is about an "underfucked bitch". Why are you even here? Here you will not get the therapy you desperately need.

Nizumi • upvoted 3 items 1 week ago

People Who've Been Single For A While Now Reveal Why They're Glad To Not Be In A Relationship (30 Pics)

Not to brag, but, reading these entries, I realise I'm in a nice and healthy relationship that I'll never take for granted. I'm glad these people left these mostly abusive relationships. Random thought: the entries that talk about how they don't need to worry about their looks and others' affirmation, a (married) friend of mine and I had a chat about that the other way around. Like, now that we're settled, we only worry about our looks for as far as health is concerned, but we don't feel any stress about these trivial things and are much more comfortable with ourselves now. If your partner feels this way too, that's how a healthy relationship looks like.

People Who've Been Single For A While Now Reveal Why They're Glad To Not Be In A Relationship (30 Pics)

Separate bedrooms are a life saver. Not sure why there’s a stigma about sleeping apart. Sleep is a solo activity. And lack of sleep (because your partner snores) is a recipe for disaster in a relationship.

People Who've Been Single For A While Now Reveal Why They're Glad To Not Be In A Relationship (30 Pics)

Yeah, that's not a problem with relationships, that's a problem with this particular shitty relationship.

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Nizumi • upvoted an item 1 week ago

At Precisely 11:11 A.m. Each Veterans Day (Nov. 11), The Sun’s Rays Pass Through The Ellipses Of The Five Armed Services Pillars To Form A Perfect Solar Spotlight Over A Mosaic Of The Great Seal Of The United States

Nizumi • upvoted 5 items 2 weeks ago

50 Designs That Are So Bad, People Are Shaming Them On The Internet (New Pics)

I get it. Looks easy

50 People Who Got What They Deserved, As Shared On The ‘Instant Karma’ Online Page

I seriously don't get how 'gay' is an insult

50 Designs That Are So Bad, People Are Shaming Them On The Internet (New Pics)

I get it. Looks easy

50 People Who Got What They Deserved, As Shared On The ‘Instant Karma’ Online Page

I seriously don't get how 'gay' is an insult

People From Different Households Were Given $100 To Spend On Groceries, Here's What They Bought

$100 for me means food for a fortnight if I spend it right.

People From Different Households Were Given $100 To Spend On Groceries, Here's What They Bought

With the equivalent of $100, I buy a whole lot more than that. Actually buy all my monthly groceries.

50 Times People Had One Job And Failed In A Hilarious Way (New Pics)

I need more proof. I'm calling shenanigans.

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Nizumi • commented on a post 2 weeks ago

50 Of The Funniest Marriage Tweets From The Very Unusual Year Of 2020

*Another* half dozen?!??!?

Nizumi • upvoted an item 3 weeks ago

Shoulder Cat Will Be Fun, They Said

Nizumi • commented on 5 posts 4 weeks ago

50 Times People Greeted Christmas With A Sense Of Humor

You got off easy. I once mentioned to a boyfriend all I wanted was something small and green. I meant a plant. He remembered me saying "Oh that's cute" as we passed a chameleon at the pet shop. Guess what I got.

These Are 15 Paintings Portrayed In Schitt’s Creek And 75K Twitter Users Think It’s Brilliant

Different angle, different subject matter, different clothing style. Only similarity is the umbrella.

50 Times People Greeted Christmas With A Sense Of Humor

These Are 15 Paintings Portrayed In Schitt’s Creek And 75K Twitter Users Think It’s Brilliant

Different angle, different subject matter, different clothing style. Only similarity is the umbrella.

These Are 15 Paintings Portrayed In Schitt’s Creek And 75K Twitter Users Think It’s Brilliant

Really?! No window in the photo. No lamp in the painting. No pictures on the wall in the photo. Bed frames totally different. Just no... not even.

These Are 15 Paintings Portrayed In Schitt’s Creek And 75K Twitter Users Think It’s Brilliant

Totally different.

These Are 15 Paintings Portrayed In Schitt’s Creek And 75K Twitter Users Think It’s Brilliant

No. This is a tribute to the Queen II album.

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Nizumi • upvoted 19 items 1 month ago

Animals, Cats

Homeless Man Rushes Into A Burning Animal Shelter - Saves Every Animal

My Aunt’s First Selfie With Her First Ever Smart Phone She Got For Christmas

Animals, Cats

Homeless Man Rushes Into A Burning Animal Shelter - Saves Every Animal

My Aunt’s First Selfie With Her First Ever Smart Phone She Got For Christmas

People Are Sharing Christmas Gifts That Surprised Them And Here's 50 Of The Most Wholesome Pics

I would very happily, and proudly, hang this on my wall.

People Are Sharing Christmas Gifts That Surprised Them And Here's 50 Of The Most Wholesome Pics

A recreation of the cover of Pink Floyd's "Dark Side of the Moon" album. Made with nails and yarn I believe

May Not Look Like Much Of A Change In 4months, But With A Decade Of Depression And Anxiety Behind Me. Im Learning To Love Myself Again

605 Pounds > 375 Pounds. Still Considered Super Morbidly Obese But I've Made Some Good Progress

Brasilian Ad For Condoms

30 People Who Got Some Of The Most Ridiculous Food Servings In The Restaurant Business (New Pics)

I would lick the glass and make everyone so uncomfortable.. that they take it off the menu

DIY, Fashion

Fashion Designer Creates Genius Dresses That Can Be Styled In Up To 11 Ways And Here Are Her 15 Newest Designs

30 Photos Of "Outdoor Dining" That Don't Look Right At All

Agreed, able to contain each "bubble" or "home Group"

30 Photos Of "Outdoor Dining" That Don't Look Right At All

At least they appear to be separated from other tables.

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Nizumi • commented on 4 posts 1 month ago

30 Of The Strangest Weather Occurrences In Russia Shared By This Twitter Account

The photographer must have been ecstatic with the first shot - perfectly lined up with the Milky Way. Amazing!

50 Dogs Who Don’t Understand How BIG They Are

Forced perspective isn't photoshopping, folks. But it is definitely not showing the true size of the dog.

30 Of The Strangest Weather Occurrences In Russia Shared By This Twitter Account

The photographer must have been ecstatic with the first shot - perfectly lined up with the Milky Way. Amazing!

50 Dogs Who Don’t Understand How BIG They Are

Forced perspective isn't photoshopping, folks. But it is definitely not showing the true size of the dog.

30 Photos Of "Outdoor Dining" That Don't Look Right At All

I get it - it's extremely hard on a lot of businesses right now, but come on! Depending where you are, it's been 8 months of this open/close/open/close - if you haven't figured out a way to make your eatery do a good take out option, you kind of don't deserve to stay in business.

30 Photos Of "Outdoor Dining" That Don't Look Right At All

Winter. Don't know where you live, but here in Montreal, our winter temperatures can swing wildly from 0C to -30C, with 20 degree temperature swings happening in 24-hr periods. ee-hah!

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Nizumi • commented on a post 2 weeks ago

50 Of The Funniest Marriage Tweets From The Very Unusual Year Of 2020

*Another* half dozen?!??!?

Nizumi • commented on 5 posts 4 weeks ago

50 Times People Greeted Christmas With A Sense Of Humor

These Are 15 Paintings Portrayed In Schitt’s Creek And 75K Twitter Users Think It’s Brilliant

Different angle, different subject matter, different clothing style. Only similarity is the umbrella.

These Are 15 Paintings Portrayed In Schitt’s Creek And 75K Twitter Users Think It’s Brilliant

Really?! No window in the photo. No lamp in the painting. No pictures on the wall in the photo. Bed frames totally different. Just no... not even.

These Are 15 Paintings Portrayed In Schitt’s Creek And 75K Twitter Users Think It’s Brilliant

Totally different.

These Are 15 Paintings Portrayed In Schitt’s Creek And 75K Twitter Users Think It’s Brilliant

No. This is a tribute to the Queen II album.

Nizumi • commented on 5 posts 1 month ago

30 Of The Strangest Weather Occurrences In Russia Shared By This Twitter Account

The photographer must have been ecstatic with the first shot - perfectly lined up with the Milky Way. Amazing!

50 Dogs Who Don’t Understand How BIG They Are

Forced perspective isn't photoshopping, folks. But it is definitely not showing the true size of the dog.

30 Photos Of "Outdoor Dining" That Don't Look Right At All

Winter. Don't know where you live, but here in Montreal, our winter temperatures can swing wildly from 0C to -30C, with 20 degree temperature swings happening in 24-hr periods. ee-hah!

Russia’s Coldest City Gets Two Months Worth Of Snow In Just 5 Days And Their Photos Look Surreal (30 Pics)

Along with the blankets and fleecies, make sure you're wearing a hat (makes quite a difference) and felt slippers. Stock up on candles and get a gas stove and a barbecue lighter. The stove isn't for heat, but to make something warm to eat/drink. The lighter is to light the hot plate, since most gas stoves now use an electric spark to get going. Put whatever in the fridge/freezer you might want to get to frequently in a styrofoam cooler out on your balcony (only going to work for city dwellers - wouldn't do that up North! :) ). Ah memories of the 1997 ice storm in Quebec!

Nizumi • commented on 7 posts 2 months ago

40 Of The Most Wholesome Rescue Pet Photos Of The Month (November Edition)

Just what I was thinking. But it might also depend on the bone structure.

50 “DIY WHY” Projects That Probably Should Have Never Happened (New Pics)

Poo'ed ring

30 Of The Most Entertaining ‘Screw It, I'm Done Helping Others’ Stories Told In This Viral Reddit Post

I'd send a photo of my car and hospital bill to the FB group. Not to be let back in. No - eff that. To have *her* red-flagged as a trouble-maker.

30 Of The Most Entertaining ‘Screw It, I'm Done Helping Others’ Stories Told In This Viral Reddit Post

It's not awkward. You gave her $2,000 free and clear. You've offered her food and clothing. You did good. Now its done. Over.

This Instagram Account With 183K Followers Is Dedicated To Showing The Most Bizarre Thrift Store Finds (40 Pics)

Better a slow start than a quick finish

30 Incredible Technologies From The Past That Just Look Odd Today

Govt man: "We have top men working on it right now." Jones: "Who?" Govt man: "Top..... Men...."

50 Of The Most WTF Images From The 'WTF' Online Group

If ever there was a photo that screamed for a Trump photoshop, this is it.

Nizumi • commented on 2 posts 3 months ago

14 Bizarre And Fascinating Facts About Life In Norway You Probably Didn’t Know

At first I thought, "Heck yeah! Svalbard!" But now I realize it's actually Fortitude, so, um, no.

People On Twitter Explain How American Voting Works And People From Other Countries Can’t Believe It

So much for the flagship of democracy, eh? EDIT: Let me amend that, 'cos it diminishes those who stand in line for hours and hours and hours to cast their vote. Those people are persevering for their right to vote. It's a shame they have to go through this is the so-called leading country of the free world, the flagship of democracy. Well, that flagship has sprung a LOT of leaks, and bless these people for bailing away and trying to keep it afloat.

Nizumi • upvoted an item 6 days ago

People Who've Been Single For A While Now Reveal Why They're Glad To Not Be In A Relationship (30 Pics)

Nizumi • upvoted 3 items 1 week ago

People Who've Been Single For A While Now Reveal Why They're Glad To Not Be In A Relationship (30 Pics)

Yeah, that's not a problem with relationships, that's a problem with this particular shitty relationship.

Nizumi • upvoted 2 items 1 week ago

At Precisely 11:11 A.m. Each Veterans Day (Nov. 11), The Sun’s Rays Pass Through The Ellipses Of The Five Armed Services Pillars To Form A Perfect Solar Spotlight Over A Mosaic Of The Great Seal Of The United States

50 Designs That Are So Bad, People Are Shaming Them On The Internet (New Pics)

I get it. Looks easy

Nizumi • upvoted 4 items 2 weeks ago

50 People Who Got What They Deserved, As Shared On The ‘Instant Karma’ Online Page

I seriously don't get how 'gay' is an insult

People From Different Households Were Given $100 To Spend On Groceries, Here's What They Bought

$100 for me means food for a fortnight if I spend it right.

People From Different Households Were Given $100 To Spend On Groceries, Here's What They Bought

With the equivalent of $100, I buy a whole lot more than that. Actually buy all my monthly groceries.

50 Times People Had One Job And Failed In A Hilarious Way (New Pics)

I need more proof. I'm calling shenanigans.

Nizumi • upvoted an item 3 weeks ago

Shoulder Cat Will Be Fun, They Said

Nizumi • upvoted 9 items 1 month ago

Animals, Cats

Homeless Man Rushes Into A Burning Animal Shelter - Saves Every Animal

My Aunt’s First Selfie With Her First Ever Smart Phone She Got For Christmas

50 Times People Got So Satisfied Looking At Snow, They Just had To Document It

Bricks are darker/warmer than cement. Snow melted on bricks.

Twitter Thread With 38 Reasons Why The School System Is Ableist Goes Viral

Agreed. Instead of making a post about everything wrong, take the time to make a post about ways to fix it. Besides, identifying kids falling behind is the first step to helping them.

Twitter Thread With 38 Reasons Why The School System Is Ableist Goes Viral

If you hand in a project late that costs your company a contract how accommodating do you think your employer will be? Excuses don't cut it

Twitter Thread With 38 Reasons Why The School System Is Ableist Goes Viral

So teaching pupils skills they will need in most jobs is ableist? Huh, who knew.

Twitter Thread With 38 Reasons Why The School System Is Ableist Goes Viral

This article sounds a lot like whinning

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