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Kalikima • commented on 30 posts 5 years ago

50 Times Animals Did Things For The First Time, And Had The Funniest Reactions

When I took my kitten home for the first time, we were walking down a busy street and the cars flipped her right out. So I stuck her in my purse... Last time I was able to use that purse... lol worth it though. RIP Tami Jo..

After Someone Posted This Far-Right Tweet Showing "The Future That Liberals Want", It Backfired Hilariously

This is how a sharknado starts...

50 Times Animals Did Things For The First Time, And Had The Funniest Reactions

After Someone Posted This Far-Right Tweet Showing "The Future That Liberals Want", It Backfired Hilariously

This is how a sharknado starts...

After Someone Posted This Far-Right Tweet Showing "The Future That Liberals Want", It Backfired Hilariously

I want a mailbox puppy!

202 Parenting Memes That Will Make You Laugh So Hard It Will Wake Up Your Kids

My 5 week old pulled that on me yesterday! Lol I had just cleaned up the poop on him, and I saw more oozing out... Evil baby...

Artist Suffering From Anxiety And Depression Illustrates Her Life In Hilarious Comics

That's so me its scary...

Woman Explains Difference Between Rape And Consent In 5 Tweets To Men Who Still Don't Get It

I was raped by the same guy twice. He was a new friend who offered to take me hiking in an area I'd been wanting to see. I was 23, married to a great man, had many close male friends, it just never occurred to me to be wary. We hiked for an hour, then had snack & stared at the view. When it came time to go back, he said I had to give him a blow job or he'd leave me out there to find my own way back. We were off trail, I hadn't seen anyone else all day, one of my biggest fears (which I'd told him) was being lost. I said "go to hell" and then wandered around in circles for 2 hrs with him following me. Finally, exhausted & near tears, I gave in, & he made me give him a blow job while kneeling in the mud. After that, he led me to my car. The next day he showed up while my hubby was at work, & when I wouldn't let him in "to apologize", he forced his way in & brutally raped me on my own bed. It took years to heal physically, I have PTSD & trust issues, it changed me as a person.

48 Famous Cast Reunions That Will Make You Feel Old

Flying on something...

48 Famous Cast Reunions That Will Make You Feel Old

C.Cox went all mid life crisis-y and completely ruined her beautiful face... Or Nic Cage stole her face while sleeping and she's wearing whatever spare parts her doctor had lying around...

152 Of The Craziest Things That Made People Suddenly Realize It Was #TimeToMove

Maybe he really needed them... Or his wife or daughter did.. Homeless shelters and food pantries almost never get feminine hygiene products, and a box of tampons or maxi-pads can be the difference between a horrible week or just a really crappy one.

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Kalikima • upvoted 10 items 5 years ago

I Cope With My Everyday Problems By Drawing Comics (21 Pics)

But it's fascinating though :3

Woman Confronts Teenagers Torturing A Baby Seal, Gets Punched In The Face

The only thing that is not okay for nowdays kids is low baterry of their precious smart phone. Kids these days are pretty smart and they KNOW what they are doing and they love it.

I Cope With My Everyday Problems By Drawing Comics (21 Pics)

But it's fascinating though :3

Woman Confronts Teenagers Torturing A Baby Seal, Gets Punched In The Face

The only thing that is not okay for nowdays kids is low baterry of their precious smart phone. Kids these days are pretty smart and they KNOW what they are doing and they love it.

202 Parenting Memes That Will Make You Laugh So Hard It Will Wake Up Your Kids

My 5 week old pulled that on me yesterday! Lol I had just cleaned up the poop on him, and I saw more oozing out... Evil baby...

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115 Brutally Honest Tweets By Women Who Aren't Going To Take Your Sh*t Anymore

I don't consider myself a feminist by today's standards but sure as hell expect a man to put forth effort and claim silver every time.

115 Brutally Honest Tweets By Women Who Aren't Going To Take Your Sh*t Anymore

Maybe she just loves her boyfriend and is proud of him. Imagine that. Love and pride in your significant other for even just the basic things. Why does it need to have an underlying reason?

Tweets About Being A Woman

People Share Their Craziest "My Teacher Is Weird" Stories

Not everything is sexual abuse, ffs!

People Share Their Craziest "My Teacher Is Weird" Stories

I had a teacher who dressed like a character from Hogwarts, loooong before Harry Potter existed.... lol

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Kalikima • commented on 20 posts 5 years ago

50 Times Animals Did Things For The First Time, And Had The Funniest Reactions

After Someone Posted This Far-Right Tweet Showing "The Future That Liberals Want", It Backfired Hilariously

This is how a sharknado starts...

After Someone Posted This Far-Right Tweet Showing "The Future That Liberals Want", It Backfired Hilariously

I want a mailbox puppy!

202 Parenting Memes That Will Make You Laugh So Hard It Will Wake Up Your Kids

My 5 week old pulled that on me yesterday! Lol I had just cleaned up the poop on him, and I saw more oozing out... Evil baby...

Artist Suffering From Anxiety And Depression Illustrates Her Life In Hilarious Comics

That's so me its scary...

95 Time Tumblr Had The Best Jokes About Disney

I have literally lost the ability to read caps in anything other than a yell...even in my own head... lol

95 Time Tumblr Had The Best Jokes About Disney

I laughed so hard at this that I displaced my one month old, napping on my chest, he slid halfway to my lap! lol

95 Time Tumblr Had The Best Jokes About Disney

Awesome... :)

95 Time Tumblr Had The Best Jokes About Disney

115 Brutally Honest Tweets By Women Who Aren't Going To Take Your Sh*t Anymore

Unfortunately it never actually smells like the flowers or fruits its claiming to be...

Wendy's Is Roasting People On Twitter, And It's Just Too Funny

153 Of The Most Embarrassing Moments People Got Caught

Probably was the normal pack of jolly ranchers, without the "new flavor"...

153 Of The Most Embarrassing Moments People Got Caught

How were you caught?

People Share Their Craziest "My Teacher Is Weird" Stories

Not everything is sexual abuse, ffs!

People Share Their Craziest "My Teacher Is Weird" Stories

Well clearly the teacher had no idea either, since 'lamp up the shirt' is the stupidest way to explain it that I've ever heard of, and I was a teaching assistant in a fifth grade class for 3 yrs..

People Share Their Craziest "My Teacher Is Weird" Stories

I had a teacher who dressed like a character from Hogwarts, loooong before Harry Potter existed.... lol

People Share Their Craziest "My Teacher Is Weird" Stories

Either his marriage sucked, or that was an exceptionally pathetic group of kids... Lol

People Share The Worst Advice They've Ever Received #Badvice

Good advice, bad execution

Kalikima • upvoted 20 items 5 years ago

202 Parenting Memes That Will Make You Laugh So Hard It Will Wake Up Your Kids

My 5 week old pulled that on me yesterday! Lol I had just cleaned up the poop on him, and I saw more oozing out... Evil baby...

I Cope With My Everyday Problems By Drawing Comics (21 Pics)

But it's fascinating though :3

Woman Confronts Teenagers Torturing A Baby Seal, Gets Punched In The Face

The only thing that is not okay for nowdays kids is low baterry of their precious smart phone. Kids these days are pretty smart and they KNOW what they are doing and they love it.

Disney Post

Tweets About Being A Woman

115 Brutally Honest Tweets By Women Who Aren't Going To Take Your Sh*t Anymore

I don't consider myself a feminist by today's standards but sure as hell expect a man to put forth effort and claim silver every time.

115 Brutally Honest Tweets By Women Who Aren't Going To Take Your Sh*t Anymore

Maybe she just loves her boyfriend and is proud of him. Imagine that. Love and pride in your significant other for even just the basic things. Why does it need to have an underlying reason?

People Share Their Craziest "My Teacher Is Weird" Stories

Not everything is sexual abuse, ffs!

People Share Their Craziest "My Teacher Is Weird" Stories

Maybe it's a sweet little grandma type who was giving her support like a mother to her child. My grandfather helped a 5 year old female student do up her fly on her pants and was in trouble for potential sexual harassment. It could be just as innocent as my grandfather was.

People Share Their Craziest "My Teacher Is Weird" Stories

This is worse than fish fingers and custard!

People Share Their Craziest "My Teacher Is Weird" Stories

I had a teacher who dressed like a character from Hogwarts, loooong before Harry Potter existed.... lol

People Share The Worst Advice They've Ever Received #Badvice

if you got to Starbuck for your dog you have sooooo much money to spare. give some to homeless people instead

People Share Their Worst #ImDumb Moments

Don't Blink!

Woman Explains Difference Between Rape And Consent In 5 Tweets To Men Who Still Don't Get It

I am ashamed to hear that so many of my gender still lack the knowledge of understanding the difference between consent and rape. You might get away with it, but there is a big chance that she will have to carry it with her for the rest of her life. I can say with full honesty that there are many men who can be trusted and we do know what the difference is, but sadly have to agree that there are tons of rotten apples in between them as well. To whose who had to deal with such pain and terror: Do not let the person win who has done you harm. Do not be afraid to speak out, seek guidence, training and support, because you know you deserve to be happy.

48 Famous Cast Reunions That Will Make You Feel Old

John Stamos just gets better with age 😘

152 Of The Craziest Things That Made People Suddenly Realize It Was #TimeToMove

Maybe the internet just isn't for you.

152 Of The Craziest Things That Made People Suddenly Realize It Was #TimeToMove

What's a brothel

178 Hilarious Pranks By Couples Who Are Not Afraid To Test Their Relationship

Gross. Those nails.

103 Of The Most Savage Comebacks To Terrible Pickup Lines

It should be illegal to reference Shakespeare if you have no idea what the play's about

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