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45 Times Italians Expressed Their Disgust Over Italian Dishes Cooked By Other People

Eliska Hulkova, we don’t cut noodles in Asia. A long noodle means a long life. So we die a lot? No we don’t.(Please excuse me not adding the accents to your name, I am a bit too ticked off )

45 Times Italians Expressed Their Disgust Over Italian Dishes Cooked By Other People

When I was a kid, my mum served spaghetti full size. (no cutting up no breaking into pieces) If I didn't learn how to twirl, I'd be wearing sauce all over myself.

45 Times Italians Expressed Their Disgust Over Italian Dishes Cooked By Other People

Eliska Hulkova, we don’t cut noodles in Asia. A long noodle means a long life. So we die a lot? No we don’t.(Please excuse me not adding the accents to your name, I am a bit too ticked off )

45 Times Italians Expressed Their Disgust Over Italian Dishes Cooked By Other People

When I was a kid, my mum served spaghetti full size. (no cutting up no breaking into pieces) If I didn't learn how to twirl, I'd be wearing sauce all over myself.

40 Of The Best Naive Beliefs That People Had In Their Childhood, According To This Twitter Thread

Even though sleeping beauty was from 1946 or so, I thought since the beginning machines were programmed to do the drawing and animation

40 Of The Best Naive Beliefs That People Had In Their Childhood, According To This Twitter Thread

At the end of my Sleeping Beauty vhs they had a part explaining how the cartoon and coloring was made (cos was a huge deal, like first colored cartoon or something), in my mind was just wow, because of all the trouble, even though was early 90s I thought machines would do the drawings or something automated, not actual humans hands

45 Times Italians Expressed Their Disgust Over Italian Dishes Cooked By Other People

And it's more fun to eat long spaghetti.

45 Times Italians Expressed Their Disgust Over Italian Dishes Cooked By Other People

with a fork like anybody else?

40 Of The Best Naive Beliefs That People Had In Their Childhood, According To This Twitter Thread

hahaha lolololol

40 Of The Best Naive Beliefs That People Had In Their Childhood, According To This Twitter Thread

He did, however, beat the holy heck (pun intended) out of a bunch of moneylenders using a whip, tables, chairs, and whatever else came to hand. Anyone who claims Jesus was nonviolent has clearly never actually read the Bible.

40 Of The Best Naive Beliefs That People Had In Their Childhood, According To This Twitter Thread

I once saw a movie where a lady was telling her parents she was going to have a baby or something, and then the montage showed her eating a lot with her stomach growing. My conclusion was that women can decide to form a baby by eating a lot.

40 Of The Best Naive Beliefs That People Had In Their Childhood, According To This Twitter Thread

Thought one eye is for seeing to the distance, the other is for seeing close. Got glasses when my parents learned about my theory, one lens is for shortsightedness, the other is for farsightedness. :)

40 Of The Best Naive Beliefs That People Had In Their Childhood, According To This Twitter Thread

It means Jesus knew karate (empty hand).../s

45 Times Italians Expressed Their Disgust Over Italian Dishes Cooked By Other People

As a valencian (the part of spain that makes paella) I feel deeply ofended.

40 Of The Best Naive Beliefs That People Had In Their Childhood, According To This Twitter Thread

I don’t think the bird excretory system works like that

40 Of The Best Naive Beliefs That People Had In Their Childhood, According To This Twitter Thread

When we were children, my father worked third shift and about the time his shift ended the morning fog would roll in from the river. My mother would send us kids outside in our jammies to "break up the fog" which was basically running around in circle flapping our arms so dad could see to get home. We couldn't come in until Dad pulled into the drive and then we would go in and eat breakfast together. I believed my brothers and I were solely responsible for the coal miners getting home safely. In reality, mom found a creative way to wear us out so we would take a long nap in the late morning and she could have time to herself.

40 Of The Best Naive Beliefs That People Had In Their Childhood, According To This Twitter Thread

Me too re: roadrunners. Was so excited to go to Phoenix Arizona (I'm Australian) cos I love the cartoon. Had a couple of cocktails waiting at the back door of a house I was visiting. Kids yelled out 'he's here!' I saw this skinny, bedraggled weird dystopic version of a sad chicken and said, 'is that it?' So disappointed I had another cocktail to cheer up. No coyote either. Nearly choked when I saw a tumbleweed. Turns out they're real - not just props in Hollywood westerns.

40 Of The Best Naive Beliefs That People Had In Their Childhood, According To This Twitter Thread

Well, he also messed up the temple sellers. And not in a clean way. He got angry many times, according to the scriptures.

40 Of The Best Naive Beliefs That People Had In Their Childhood, According To This Twitter Thread

Mercury in a thermometer is not that dangerous. It's just hard to dispose safely.

45 Times Italians Expressed Their Disgust Over Italian Dishes Cooked By Other People

Spaghetti is pasta but yes, they could use a different shape or break it first.

40 Of The Best Naive Beliefs That People Had In Their Childhood, According To This Twitter Thread

Jesus didn’t punch. He cursed a fig tree once, though,

40 Of The Best Naive Beliefs That People Had In Their Childhood, According To This Twitter Thread

When my son was a toddler he bit off the end of a thermometer and sucked out the mercury. According to poison control there wasn't enough mercury to be harmful, but that was about 30 years ago.

40 Of The Best Naive Beliefs That People Had In Their Childhood, According To This Twitter Thread

I think she's saying she didn't know the difference between a "minor' and a 'miner'

40 Of The Best Naive Beliefs That People Had In Their Childhood, According To This Twitter Thread

He flipped tables in righteous anger though.

45 Times Italians Expressed Their Disgust Over Italian Dishes Cooked By Other People

Spaghetti alla milanese do not exist. And if they existed, they wouldn't be like that.

45 Times Italians Expressed Their Disgust Over Italian Dishes Cooked By Other People

Ah, the famous german cuisine. Everybody loves us for our cooking skills

40 Of The Best Naive Beliefs That People Had In Their Childhood, According To This Twitter Thread

Nor do they go "Beep! Beep!" and a coyote could easily outrun one without using a rocket from Acme.

40 Of The Best Naive Beliefs That People Had In Their Childhood, According To This Twitter Thread

When I was a kid, I thought that every single episode of an animated tv show was made, right then and there, so I never rewinded the show so I didn't put the animators through any more pain XD

40 Of The Best Naive Beliefs That People Had In Their Childhood, According To This Twitter Thread

i could see the logic here

45 Times Italians Expressed Their Disgust Over Italian Dishes Cooked By Other People

A mixture of puke and s**t

40 Of The Best Naive Beliefs That People Had In Their Childhood, According To This Twitter Thread

I used to get mad at the adults on Charlie Brown for not speaking clearly.

40 Of The Best Naive Beliefs That People Had In Their Childhood, According To This Twitter Thread

I think the "problem" was that OP didn't hear the difference. ;)

40 Of The Best Naive Beliefs That People Had In Their Childhood, According To This Twitter Thread

Though to be fair, Roadrunners are not blue, nor are they 6-feet tall.

40 Of The Best Naive Beliefs That People Had In Their Childhood, According To This Twitter Thread

For a second I thought this post was about MINORS as in underage people, not MINERS as in coal miners lol.

40 Of The Best Naive Beliefs That People Had In Their Childhood, According To This Twitter Thread

My mother was a nurse (now retired) when I was a little girl my mom would talk about work whenever she mentioned the 'head nurse' I pictured a floating head with a nurses cap on just floating around the hospital making sure everyone was doing their job. I was totally creeped out by the idea of a floating head.

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Nurses And Midwives Reveal 40 Baby Names That They Tried To Talk The Parents Out Of

Not only to stop shameful or ridiculous names, but many countries have laws where you have to use proper grammar of the language, you can't just say "it's pronounced this or that", cos it'd pronounced how it's written and thats it, no crazy pronunciations defying grammar

Nurses And Midwives Reveal 40 Baby Names That They Tried To Talk The Parents Out Of

I guess the person didn't understand the goal is to mention weird names, not "I was almost named this other really normal name"

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NMN • commented on 4 posts 1 month ago

40 Of The Best Naive Beliefs That People Had In Their Childhood, According To This Twitter Thread

Beakman's World taught me how that works :)

40 Of The Best Naive Beliefs That People Had In Their Childhood, According To This Twitter Thread

Even though sleeping beauty was from 1946 or so, I thought since the beginning machines were programmed to do the drawing and animation

40 Of The Best Naive Beliefs That People Had In Their Childhood, According To This Twitter Thread

Beakman's World taught me how that works :)

40 Of The Best Naive Beliefs That People Had In Their Childhood, According To This Twitter Thread

Even though sleeping beauty was from 1946 or so, I thought since the beginning machines were programmed to do the drawing and animation

40 Of The Best Naive Beliefs That People Had In Their Childhood, According To This Twitter Thread

Nurses And Midwives Reveal 40 Baby Names That They Tried To Talk The Parents Out Of

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40 Of The Best Naive Beliefs That People Had In Their Childhood, According To This Twitter Thread

Beakman's World taught me how that works :)

40 Of The Best Naive Beliefs That People Had In Their Childhood, According To This Twitter Thread

Even though sleeping beauty was from 1946 or so, I thought since the beginning machines were programmed to do the drawing and animation

40 Of The Best Naive Beliefs That People Had In Their Childhood, According To This Twitter Thread

Nurses And Midwives Reveal 40 Baby Names That They Tried To Talk The Parents Out Of

I guess the person didn't understand the goal is to mention weird names, not "I was almost named this other really normal name"

Nurses And Midwives Reveal 40 Baby Names That They Tried To Talk The Parents Out Of

The whole show was full of unsurprising moments, but most ppl are not very keen and thought it was amazing and full of twists... can't say about the books, don't know if things are less obvious there

Nurses And Midwives Reveal 40 Baby Names That They Tried To Talk The Parents Out Of

Ignore the trash troll, many adults also don't like bear, it's not mandatory to like or dislike any beverage (except water, gotta have it liking or not). I hate, just the smell makes me want to puke

Nurses And Midwives Reveal 40 Baby Names That They Tried To Talk The Parents Out Of

Middle names exist in almost no countries. You can add several names in most countries, but they are all part of your legal name, unlike US where you actually have a section of a name that is not your legal name

Nurses And Midwives Reveal 40 Baby Names That They Tried To Talk The Parents Out Of

Maybe was an reflection of their Apgar score lol

Nurses And Midwives Reveal 40 Baby Names That They Tried To Talk The Parents Out Of

When working in the financial area of a clinic in a Hispanic neighborhood I saw many many ppl (in the system) named Colon or Cólon (don't remember if it was the name or surname tho), It got me every time

45 People Share How They Witnessed Someone Being Completely Clueless At Something So Simple

And scary amount of ppl that think military time is synonym of 24h system

45 People Share How They Witnessed Someone Being Completely Clueless At Something So Simple

I rather use the 24h system, saying "whatever hundred hours" is just ridiculous

45 People Share How They Witnessed Someone Being Completely Clueless At Something So Simple

Normal is the 24h system. "Mitary" is that dumb thing of "1400" (fourteen hundred hours!) Instead of 14:00 or 14h00

45 People Share How They Witnessed Someone Being Completely Clueless At Something So Simple

I'm afraid my kid could be this clueless. I grew up with maids and not having to do anything, but I knew how to observe, read and ask. When went to live on my own by 18yo I just did that, read instructions, remembered what I had seen before and called asking when was something I didn't know. For a few things the first time I needed someone else to do (like calling the plumber due to a clog or an electrician to change the electric shower), then I observed and never called them again. I thought most ppl were like that, you just learn cos you have a brain

45 People Share How They Witnessed Someone Being Completely Clueless At Something So Simple

No one needs to teach you how to make pasta, just how to read... instructions exist in every package

35 People Whose Illusions About The 'American Dream' Were Shattered

Nah, most ppl here are too dumb (might be really good or really smart in their area, but not in general knowledge). I've been asked if Brazil is socialist as an example, another the person said "look she's from your area" or something, while referring to a girl from Porto Rico... so from their own country and zero thing related to Brazil, aside that both places are in the Americas. Most ppl also think that every country from a romance language use pepper in their food (including the European ones)

NMN • upvoted 20 items 1 month ago

45 Times Italians Expressed Their Disgust Over Italian Dishes Cooked By Other People

Eliska Hulkova, we don’t cut noodles in Asia. A long noodle means a long life. So we die a lot? No we don’t.(Please excuse me not adding the accents to your name, I am a bit too ticked off )

45 Times Italians Expressed Their Disgust Over Italian Dishes Cooked By Other People

When I was a kid, my mum served spaghetti full size. (no cutting up no breaking into pieces) If I didn't learn how to twirl, I'd be wearing sauce all over myself.

40 Of The Best Naive Beliefs That People Had In Their Childhood, According To This Twitter Thread

Even though sleeping beauty was from 1946 or so, I thought since the beginning machines were programmed to do the drawing and animation

40 Of The Best Naive Beliefs That People Had In Their Childhood, According To This Twitter Thread

45 Times Italians Expressed Their Disgust Over Italian Dishes Cooked By Other People

And it's more fun to eat long spaghetti.

45 Times Italians Expressed Their Disgust Over Italian Dishes Cooked By Other People

with a fork like anybody else?

40 Of The Best Naive Beliefs That People Had In Their Childhood, According To This Twitter Thread

hahaha lolololol

40 Of The Best Naive Beliefs That People Had In Their Childhood, According To This Twitter Thread

It means Jesus knew karate (empty hand).../s

45 Times Italians Expressed Their Disgust Over Italian Dishes Cooked By Other People

As a valencian (the part of spain that makes paella) I feel deeply ofended.

40 Of The Best Naive Beliefs That People Had In Their Childhood, According To This Twitter Thread

I don’t think the bird excretory system works like that

40 Of The Best Naive Beliefs That People Had In Their Childhood, According To This Twitter Thread

Well, he also messed up the temple sellers. And not in a clean way. He got angry many times, according to the scriptures.

40 Of The Best Naive Beliefs That People Had In Their Childhood, According To This Twitter Thread

Mercury in a thermometer is not that dangerous. It's just hard to dispose safely.

45 Times Italians Expressed Their Disgust Over Italian Dishes Cooked By Other People

Spaghetti is pasta but yes, they could use a different shape or break it first.

40 Of The Best Naive Beliefs That People Had In Their Childhood, According To This Twitter Thread

Jesus didn’t punch. He cursed a fig tree once, though,

40 Of The Best Naive Beliefs That People Had In Their Childhood, According To This Twitter Thread

When my son was a toddler he bit off the end of a thermometer and sucked out the mercury. According to poison control there wasn't enough mercury to be harmful, but that was about 30 years ago.

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45 Times Italians Expressed Their Disgust Over Italian Dishes Cooked By Other People

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45 Times Italians Expressed Their Disgust Over Italian Dishes Cooked By Other People

45 Times Italians Expressed Their Disgust Over Italian Dishes Cooked By Other People

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45 Times Italians Expressed Their Disgust Over Italian Dishes Cooked By Other People

45 Times Italians Expressed Their Disgust Over Italian Dishes Cooked By Other People

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40 Of The Best Naive Beliefs That People Had In Their Childhood, According To This Twitter Thread

40 Of The Best Naive Beliefs That People Had In Their Childhood, According To This Twitter Thread

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45 Times Italians Expressed Their Disgust Over Italian Dishes Cooked By Other People