Antisocial potato 🥔

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Black girl with big hair and a bigger attitude🤎🖤
Hoodie thief🙈Antisocial misfit with a nose for onion rings🧅Potato right activist 🥔Lover of tater tots (oh,the irony)
My real name is Morenikeji,pronounced moh-reh (like red) nee-kay-jee or Kayjee for short.
And.... that's it, don't bug me! I'm eating (proceeds to gobble up fries)

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Antisocial potato 🥔 • upvoted 27 items 4 hours ago

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Hey Pandas, What Did Your Wedding Outfit Look Like?

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Hey! Chickens! That's awesome! I'm hoping to raise chickens myself some day, and not just to have a sustainable source of eggs. I hear they're affectionate and have delightful personalities. How have you been enjoying having a chicken family?

Challenge

Hey Pandas, What Did Your Wedding Outfit Look Like?

Food, Funny

48 Times People Were Disgusted By Someone's Home Cooking, As Shared In This Online Community

30 Hilariously Relatable Comics About Everyday Life By Jess Rae

The small clock hand says it's half past one.

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It do

Funny, People

24 Brilliant Roasts Teachers Received From Their Students, As Shared By Teachers Online

30 Relatable And Funny Comics By The 'Idiot Of The East' (New Pics)

also edward is creepy and watches bella while she sleeps *shudder*

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As long as they give me canned tuna...

30 Relatable And Funny Comics By The 'Idiot Of The East' (New Pics)

I feel bad for laughing🤣

Hey Pandas, Tell Me You’re Gen Z Without Actually Telling Me You’re Gen Z (Closed)

Just sayin' that those who scream "snowflake" the loudest at others melt the fastest when you call them out. You are just fine as you are! 🙂

30 Relatable And Funny Comics By The 'Idiot Of The East' (New Pics)

I'm going to be purposefully naïve and say that he is just really bad at drawing detailed feet, like how a lot artists I know struggle with hands, given that they are out of frame.

30 Hilariously Relatable Comics About Everyday Life By Jess Rae

Made....from....Possum? 🥲

New Hilarious Photoshop Edits By Master Troll James Fridman Who Takes Photo Requests Too Literally (18 Pics)

Oh man.... From weading to a Brazz...s cover lmao

Digital Art, Funny

New Hilarious Photoshop Edits By Master Troll James Fridman Who Takes Photo Requests Too Literally (18 Pics)

Animals, Cats

50 Nonsense Pics Of Cats That Weirdly Make Sense, As Shared By This Account Dedicated To ‘Avantgarde Cats’

Collecting Breadcrumbs From The Chicken's Container

We have a plastic container full of breadcrumbs that we make from stale bread. I was making breaded chicken/kotlets with my sibling, and we were using said breadcrumbs to do so. My siblings plan to avoid more cleaning up was to just dip the eggy raw chicken into the breadcrumb container, as this can then just be put back afterwards. After I caught them doing this, I said we would have to throw out all the breadcrumbs afterwards, to which they were confused as to why, because to them all the breadcrumbs that touched the chicken would have been picked up. It resulted in a big argument and despite everyone else explaining why it was bad, they still do not see why. Have never trusted them with food hygiene again.

Chicken With A Sauce Composed Of Balsamic Glaze, Caesar Dressing, And A Splash Of Kool-Aid

I have a friend who’s an objectively decent cook, she knows meat temperatures and what a microwave can and can’t be used for. But when she starts to get creative, all hell breaks loose. She once served me chicken with a sauce composed of balsamic glaze, Caesar dressing, and a splash of Kool-Aid, among other things I can’t immediately recall. I think an instant ramen packet went in there? I’m actually thinking of signing her up for HelloFresh as a birthday gift so she literally only gets what’s supposed to be in the recipe

A Kinda ‘Vegan’ Omelette

I had an old friend back in college who claimed to be vegan. I didn’t understand this since she drank milk and ate cheese, which clearly are NOT vegan but insisted meat and eggs are wrong to consume. This one time she invited me over for lunch and decided to make a ‘Vegan’ omelette. I’m not a vegan, but am always open to trying new dishes. Now, I know there are options for egg substitutes out there and thought she would use one of those. Nope. She dissolved a whole box of saltine crackers in milk, sautéed some veggies in a pan, then dumped the soggy cracker concoction into it. Cooked it for a few minutes the. Added some cheese. She then divided it in half and served it to me on a plate. I’ve had some very good vegan dishes in my life but that was definitely not one of them.

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