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I'm a veteran of both Marine Corps and Army("Once a Marine, Always a Marine!") and grandma to 3 amazing boys!
I speak Sarcasm & Snark fluently and my sense of humor bounces between Jeff Dunham-like and a 13 yr old. You cannot embarrass or offend me and I like people until they show me they don't deserve it. My opinions and ideas are my own, I don't follow trends and I don't care if you don't like me! 🙃

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Madre_Dr4gnZFly • commented on a post 17 hours ago

50 Hotel Workers Share The Red Flags To Look Out For During Your Next Stay

Don't know what planet you're from, but here on Earth neither is as common as YOU might think. Or you live in a cave.

Madre_Dr4gnZFly • upvoted an item 2 days ago

This Online Page Explores "The Darker Side Of Science", And Here Are 50 Of Their Funniest Memes And Posts

Metal Dinosaurs playing tiny guitars with their tiny claws? Disney, I have a pitch to you :D

Madre_Dr4gnZFly • commented on 4 posts 3 days ago

Someone Wonders "What’s The Worst Thing You’ve Come Home To?" And 30 People Deliver Honest Answers

LOL...The Wiggle Butt Nub Club.

"Look At Usual Things With Unusual Eyes": 21 Surreal Images I Created By Combining My Photos In Photoshop

I don't think we're in Kansas anymore...

Someone Wonders "What’s The Worst Thing You’ve Come Home To?" And 30 People Deliver Honest Answers

LOL...The Wiggle Butt Nub Club.

"Look At Usual Things With Unusual Eyes": 21 Surreal Images I Created By Combining My Photos In Photoshop

I don't think we're in Kansas anymore...

35 Modern Home Design Trends People Simply Can’t Stand Anymore

Give me "peel & stuck" any day!!

People Are Destroying Couple With "We Will Adopt Your Baby" Sign, And Here Are 30 Of The Best Posts

Here...let these guys adopt your baby https://images.app.goo.gl/xJgZRVQj3YEHrBbE6

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Madre_Dr4gnZFly • upvoted an item 3 days ago

People Are Destroying Couple With "We Will Adopt Your Baby" Sign, And Here Are 30 Of The Best Posts

Ew, EW EW EW EW EW!

Madre_Dr4gnZFly • commented on a post 4 days ago

This Facebook Group Shares 50 "Work Related Funnies" To Help You Get Through The Work Week

The military usually has a 4 day weekend for national holidays.

Madre_Dr4gnZFly • upvoted an item 4 days ago

This Facebook Group Shares 50 "Work Related Funnies" To Help You Get Through The Work Week

The tips of their tails are so cute!

Madre_Dr4gnZFly • commented on 2 posts 5 days ago

Person Asks “What’s A ‘Fun Fact’ That Isn’t Fun At All?” And 30 Folks Deliver

So if I get shot, someone just "unalived" me, huh??

Person Asks “What’s A ‘Fun Fact’ That Isn’t Fun At All?” And 30 Folks Deliver

Babies can be really icky...before AND after they're born! (Didn't stop me from having 3!)

Madre_Dr4gnZFly • upvoted 3 items 5 days ago

Person Asks “What’s A ‘Fun Fact’ That Isn’t Fun At All?” And 30 Folks Deliver

How the hell can you misplace a nuclear weapon???

Bomber42069710 reply

Baby puffins are called PUFFLINGS Which is about as adorable as it gets. I find comfort in that.

Person Asks “What’s A ‘Fun Fact’ That Isn’t Fun At All?” And 30 Folks Deliver

How the hell can you misplace a nuclear weapon???

Bomber42069710 reply

Baby puffins are called PUFFLINGS Which is about as adorable as it gets. I find comfort in that.

alpacaification reply

Monarch butterfly populations are doing better. Not out of the dark, but better. I found a monarch caterpillar on my milkweed the other day.

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Madre_Dr4gnZFly • commented on 2 posts 6 days ago

30 Of The Biggest No-Nos When Visiting These Countries, As Shared By Folks In This Online Group

Who the F*** would do that?! "Oh! Lookit the pretty kitty! I want to pet him!" *gets out of vehicle, hand out towards lion* "Such a...*screams*!" (Lion roars)"It's EATING ME!!!!!" If a person is THAT ignorant/stupid, let the lion have his snack!

25 Moments When People Were Completely Crushed By Just One Punchline, As Told By This Dedicated "Rare Insults" Twitter Page

I'm laughing my butt off and my cat is looking at me like, "Yep, straight up lost her mind."

Madre_Dr4gnZFly • upvoted 2 items 6 days ago

30 Unexpected Things People Discovered When They Hired A Private Investigator, As Shared By People Online

All righty then!

Worst-Summer-Job-Jimmy-Fallon

Madre_Dr4gnZFly • upvoted 11 items 1 week ago

25 Moments When People Were Completely Crushed By Just One Punchline, As Told By This Dedicated "Rare Insults" Twitter Page

Well they showed it to the grill. Those sausages look like an anaemic Englishman's legs in shorts for the first time that year.

40 Times People Didn’t Even Realize How Bad Their Tattoos Were, As Shared On This Instagram Page

Rut Roh Raggy....

25 Moments When People Were Completely Crushed By Just One Punchline, As Told By This Dedicated "Rare Insults" Twitter Page

Well they showed it to the grill. Those sausages look like an anaemic Englishman's legs in shorts for the first time that year.

40 Times People Didn’t Even Realize How Bad Their Tattoos Were, As Shared On This Instagram Page

Rut Roh Raggy....

40 Times People Didn’t Even Realize How Bad Their Tattoos Were, As Shared On This Instagram Page

Her eyes look like they are upside down.

People-Share-The-Darker-Side-Of-Science

“I'm Sorry, What?”: This Twitter Page Collects “Texts With Threatening Auras”, And Here Are 35 Of The Most Hair-Raising Ones (New Pics)

Round 1: FIGHT!

30 Times People Bought Ridiculously Cheap Things That Looked Sketchy But Turned Out To Be The Best Purchases

"underwire tit shanking" 😂 😂. The phrase I didn't know I needed in my life.

There Is A Boy And A Lizard In My Bed. Always A Surprise When You Have A Child

“History In Color”: 30 Beautifully Colorized Historical Photographs

Those shorts though

“History In Color”: 30 Beautifully Colorized Historical Photographs

Is it just me or does baby Elvis already have the beginnings of the upper lip curl?

ThredHead reply

No label old beat to s**t vinyl acetate record with hand written “That’ll be the day” on it. Paid $1. Ended up being a live Buddy Holly recording. Sold it for $970.

other_virginia_guy reply

One of those square, window size, box fans. Technically wasn't a purchase, I found it outside the dumpster of my Junior-year college apartment back in 2008. I'm a fan of airflow and white-noise, so that fan ran 24-hours a day for nearly 11 years outside of when I was away on vacations and for brief periods in winter (most of that on the lowest setting, but I mean, there were long stretches of literally months+ where it wasn't turned off). [Broke down] earlier this year when I can only assume some critical component burned out. I'll miss you, completely free thing that provided me a decade of a light breeze and air circulation.

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Madre_Dr4gnZFly • commented on 11 posts 1 week ago

“I'm Sorry, What?”: This Twitter Page Collects “Texts With Threatening Auras”, And Here Are 35 Of The Most Hair-Raising Ones (New Pics)

So .. who's bringing chili?

“I'm Sorry, What?”: This Twitter Page Collects “Texts With Threatening Auras”, And Here Are 35 Of The Most Hair-Raising Ones (New Pics)

You will lose based on said baby's Overload of Cuteness attack!

“I'm Sorry, What?”: This Twitter Page Collects “Texts With Threatening Auras”, And Here Are 35 Of The Most Hair-Raising Ones (New Pics)

So .. who's bringing chili?

“I'm Sorry, What?”: This Twitter Page Collects “Texts With Threatening Auras”, And Here Are 35 Of The Most Hair-Raising Ones (New Pics)

You will lose based on said baby's Overload of Cuteness attack!

40 Times People Didn’t Even Realize How Bad Their Tattoos Were, As Shared On This Instagram Page

Burnt ones!

40 Times People Didn’t Even Realize How Bad Their Tattoos Were, As Shared On This Instagram Page

More like "Moron".

40 Times People Didn’t Even Realize How Bad Their Tattoos Were, As Shared On This Instagram Page

https://tinyurl.com/mv6k6sw2

40 Times People Didn’t Even Realize How Bad Their Tattoos Were, As Shared On This Instagram Page

And it rhymes!

50 Of The Best Pics From This Facebook Group Dedicated To Weird And Absurd Signs Spotted Around The World

I'll take the stairs.

Flight Attendants Spill 30 Secrets About The Airline Industry That Most Passengers Don't Know

The military calls it "hundred mile an hour" tape.

“I'm Sorry, What?”: This Twitter Page Collects “Texts With Threatening Auras”, And Here Are 35 Of The Most Hair-Raising Ones (New Pics)

Good luck with that.

30 Times People Bought Ridiculously Cheap Things That Looked Sketchy But Turned Out To Be The Best Purchases

I bought a 2000 Honda four years ago with over 200,000 miles on it and I'm still driving it!

30 Times People Bought Ridiculously Cheap Things That Looked Sketchy But Turned Out To Be The Best Purchases

I can't use Audible. The little kid in me translates it to "Someone's reading me a bed time story." and off to sleep I go!

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Madre_Dr4gnZFly • submitted a new post 6 months ago

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Hey Pandas, What's One Simple, Little Thing You've Witnessed That Ruined Someone's Christmas? (Closed)

Madre_Dr4gnZFly • submitted a list addition 1 month ago

Hey Pandas, What Skills Do You Have But Don't Need?

Madre_Dr4gnZFly • submitted a list addition 2 months ago

Hey Pandas, Post A Picture Of Your Pet As A Baby (Closed)

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Hey Pandas, What Is The Most Ridiculous Thing You Say So You Don’t Swear? (Closed)

Madre_Dr4gnZFly • submitted 2 list additions 6 months ago

Hey Pandas, What Is Your Strangest Fear?

Hey Pandas, What's The Scariest Thing You Believed When You Were Younger? (Closed)

Madre_Dr4gnZFly • submitted a list addition 9 months ago

Hey Pandas, What's Something You Did That Is An Accomplishment To You Despite It Being Easy For Most People? (Closed)

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Hey Pandas, Who Would You Like To Yeet Off The World The Most? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, I Turned 18 A Few Days Ago! Do You Have Any Advice For Me?

Madre_Dr4gnZFly • submitted a list addition 11 months ago

Hey Pandas, What's A Classic Movie That Everyone Needs To See At Least Once In Their Life? (Closed)

Madre_Dr4gnZFly • submitted 2 list additions 1 year ago

Hey Pandas! What Is Your Most Unforgettable Road Trip Moment? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What's Something You Do That Is Considered Weird By Society? (Closed)

Madre_Dr4gnZFly • commented on a post 17 hours ago

50 Hotel Workers Share The Red Flags To Look Out For During Your Next Stay

Don't know what planet you're from, but here on Earth neither is as common as YOU might think. Or you live in a cave.

Madre_Dr4gnZFly • commented on 4 posts 3 days ago

Someone Wonders "What’s The Worst Thing You’ve Come Home To?" And 30 People Deliver Honest Answers

LOL...The Wiggle Butt Nub Club.

"Look At Usual Things With Unusual Eyes": 21 Surreal Images I Created By Combining My Photos In Photoshop

I don't think we're in Kansas anymore...

35 Modern Home Design Trends People Simply Can’t Stand Anymore

Give me "peel & stuck" any day!!

People Are Destroying Couple With "We Will Adopt Your Baby" Sign, And Here Are 30 Of The Best Posts

Here...let these guys adopt your baby https://images.app.goo.gl/xJgZRVQj3YEHrBbE6

Madre_Dr4gnZFly • commented on a post 4 days ago

This Facebook Group Shares 50 "Work Related Funnies" To Help You Get Through The Work Week

The military usually has a 4 day weekend for national holidays.

Madre_Dr4gnZFly • commented on 2 posts 5 days ago

Person Asks “What’s A ‘Fun Fact’ That Isn’t Fun At All?” And 30 Folks Deliver

So if I get shot, someone just "unalived" me, huh??

Person Asks “What’s A ‘Fun Fact’ That Isn’t Fun At All?” And 30 Folks Deliver

Babies can be really icky...before AND after they're born! (Didn't stop me from having 3!)

Madre_Dr4gnZFly • commented on 2 posts 6 days ago

30 Of The Biggest No-Nos When Visiting These Countries, As Shared By Folks In This Online Group

25 Moments When People Were Completely Crushed By Just One Punchline, As Told By This Dedicated "Rare Insults" Twitter Page

I'm laughing my butt off and my cat is looking at me like, "Yep, straight up lost her mind."

Madre_Dr4gnZFly • commented on 10 posts 1 week ago

“I'm Sorry, What?”: This Twitter Page Collects “Texts With Threatening Auras”, And Here Are 35 Of The Most Hair-Raising Ones (New Pics)

So .. who's bringing chili?

“I'm Sorry, What?”: This Twitter Page Collects “Texts With Threatening Auras”, And Here Are 35 Of The Most Hair-Raising Ones (New Pics)

You will lose based on said baby's Overload of Cuteness attack!

40 Times People Didn’t Even Realize How Bad Their Tattoos Were, As Shared On This Instagram Page

Burnt ones!

40 Times People Didn’t Even Realize How Bad Their Tattoos Were, As Shared On This Instagram Page

More like "Moron".

40 Times People Didn’t Even Realize How Bad Their Tattoos Were, As Shared On This Instagram Page

https://tinyurl.com/mv6k6sw2

40 Times People Didn’t Even Realize How Bad Their Tattoos Were, As Shared On This Instagram Page

And it rhymes!

50 Of The Best Pics From This Facebook Group Dedicated To Weird And Absurd Signs Spotted Around The World

I'll take the stairs.

Flight Attendants Spill 30 Secrets About The Airline Industry That Most Passengers Don't Know

The military calls it "hundred mile an hour" tape.

“I'm Sorry, What?”: This Twitter Page Collects “Texts With Threatening Auras”, And Here Are 35 Of The Most Hair-Raising Ones (New Pics)

Good luck with that.

30 Times People Bought Ridiculously Cheap Things That Looked Sketchy But Turned Out To Be The Best Purchases

I bought a 2000 Honda four years ago with over 200,000 miles on it and I'm still driving it!

Madre_Dr4gnZFly • upvoted 2 items 1 day ago

This Online Page Explores "The Darker Side Of Science", And Here Are 50 Of Their Funniest Memes And Posts

Metal Dinosaurs playing tiny guitars with their tiny claws? Disney, I have a pitch to you :D

People-Share-The-Darker-Side-Of-Science

Madre_Dr4gnZFly • upvoted an item 3 days ago

People Are Destroying Couple With "We Will Adopt Your Baby" Sign, And Here Are 30 Of The Best Posts

Ew, EW EW EW EW EW!

Madre_Dr4gnZFly • upvoted 3 items 4 days ago

Bomber42069710 reply

Baby puffins are called PUFFLINGS Which is about as adorable as it gets. I find comfort in that.

alpacaification reply

Monarch butterfly populations are doing better. Not out of the dark, but better. I found a monarch caterpillar on my milkweed the other day.

This Facebook Group Shares 50 "Work Related Funnies" To Help You Get Through The Work Week

The tips of their tails are so cute!

Madre_Dr4gnZFly • upvoted 4 items 5 days ago

Madre_Dr4gnZFly • upvoted 3 items 6 days ago

30 Unexpected Things People Discovered When They Hired A Private Investigator, As Shared By People Online

All righty then!

25 Moments When People Were Completely Crushed By Just One Punchline, As Told By This Dedicated "Rare Insults" Twitter Page

Well they showed it to the grill. Those sausages look like an anaemic Englishman's legs in shorts for the first time that year.

Worst-Summer-Job-Jimmy-Fallon

Madre_Dr4gnZFly • upvoted 7 items 1 week ago

40 Times People Didn’t Even Realize How Bad Their Tattoos Were, As Shared On This Instagram Page

Rut Roh Raggy....

40 Times People Didn’t Even Realize How Bad Their Tattoos Were, As Shared On This Instagram Page

Her eyes look like they are upside down.

This Thread Has People Revealing The Moment They Stopped Admiring These 40 Celebrities

I don't know what OP is talking about. I've always felt like the one thing that's missing in my life and in my apartment is a candle that smells like Gwyneth's vagina 🕯️

“I'm Sorry, What?”: This Twitter Page Collects “Texts With Threatening Auras”, And Here Are 35 Of The Most Hair-Raising Ones (New Pics)

Round 1: FIGHT!

There Is A Boy And A Lizard In My Bed. Always A Surprise When You Have A Child

ThredHead reply

No label old beat to s**t vinyl acetate record with hand written “That’ll be the day” on it. Paid $1. Ended up being a live Buddy Holly recording. Sold it for $970.