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Chrissie Mörbe • commented on 2 posts 1 month ago

35 People Share What They Thought Was A Useless Piece Of Advice, But Changed Their Minds After Trying It

My thoughts exactly. Poor wording on behalf of OP.

35 People Share What They Thought Was A Useless Piece Of Advice, But Changed Their Minds After Trying It

They can look through the windows...?

Chrissie Mörbe • upvoted 38 items 1 month ago

35 People Share What They Thought Was A Useless Piece Of Advice, But Changed Their Minds After Trying It

I'm overweight and I have problems in one of my feet from wearing cheap shoes to work all the time. I finally shelled out about $80 for a good pair of work shoes and, good gods, the difference it made. My hips, my knees, my ankles, my back, and my heel all felt SO much better. I used to blame it all on my weight, and while it still gives me problems, having proper support really makes all the difference

35 People Share What They Thought Was A Useless Piece Of Advice, But Changed Their Minds After Trying It

Unless one never cleans their house except when going on vacation, I don't see how that makes sense.

35 People Share What They Thought Was A Useless Piece Of Advice, But Changed Their Minds After Trying It

Unless one never cleans their house except when going on vacation, I don't see how that makes sense.

35 People Share What They Thought Was A Useless Piece Of Advice, But Changed Their Minds After Trying It

Little people? Oy. Why would they want to befriend you if you're that arrogant?

35 People Share What They Thought Was A Useless Piece Of Advice, But Changed Their Minds After Trying It

Doesn't matter. If you have $20 left for the week, you can either put $20 in the car, or $10 in the car and have $10 left for food.

35 People Share What They Thought Was A Useless Piece Of Advice, But Changed Their Minds After Trying It

If the thieves are watching me clean the house, then I have more things to worry about than getting robbed when I'm on vacation.

People Can’t Stop Posting Corona Jokes And Here Are 40 Of The Best Ones That Made Them Laugh Then Cry This Week

No one has handled it perfectly but some have handled it better then others

People Can’t Stop Posting Corona Jokes And Here Are 40 Of The Best Ones That Made Them Laugh Then Cry This Week

That's been the last 3+ years!

People Can’t Stop Posting Corona Jokes And Here Are 40 Of The Best Ones That Made Them Laugh Then Cry This Week

At least it was superlatives and not lies. That would no doubt lead to alcohol poisoning.

People Can’t Stop Posting Corona Jokes And Here Are 40 Of The Best Ones That Made Them Laugh Then Cry This Week

You already said this. You're repeating yourself. You're being redundant. You're saying the same thing over and over again. Do you work for the Department of Redundancy Department? The second time isn't any smarter, by the way.

People Can’t Stop Posting Corona Jokes And Here Are 40 Of The Best Ones That Made Them Laugh Then Cry This Week

This comment makes me sad. I hope you find something that makes you happy.

People Can’t Stop Posting Corona Jokes And Here Are 40 Of The Best Ones That Made Them Laugh Then Cry This Week

Nobody understands depression better than me, I am great at depressions, I'm the greatest depression myself, let's Make America Depressed Again!

People Can’t Stop Posting Corona Jokes And Here Are 40 Of The Best Ones That Made Them Laugh Then Cry This Week

Amount of deaths divided by number of inhabitants is higher in e.g. Italy than in the USA. This is because there's less people living in Italy. A higher death rate is what this it is called. Maths. Europeans learn that at school. Try it.

People Can’t Stop Posting Corona Jokes And Here Are 40 Of The Best Ones That Made Them Laugh Then Cry This Week

Best depression. A lot of people are saying it.

People Can’t Stop Posting Corona Jokes And Here Are 40 Of The Best Ones That Made Them Laugh Then Cry This Week

The Trump Depression maybe?

People Can’t Stop Posting Corona Jokes And Here Are 40 Of The Best Ones That Made Them Laugh Then Cry This Week

*covfefe

People Can’t Stop Posting Corona Jokes And Here Are 40 Of The Best Ones That Made Them Laugh Then Cry This Week

Those kids are gonna have enough money to buy a house by the time we get a vaccine

People Can’t Stop Posting Corona Jokes And Here Are 40 Of The Best Ones That Made Them Laugh Then Cry This Week

the orange depression

9 Pics Of The Same People 6.5 Years Apart Show How Fast Children Grow

Yeah, if you take a photo of a 10 year old and then another 9 years later, it isn't very surprising they grew a lot. During adolescence you can grow like 20 centimeters in a summer.

People Can’t Stop Posting Corona Jokes And Here Are 40 Of The Best Ones That Made Them Laugh Then Cry This Week

she did not say USA, she said America

People Can’t Stop Posting Corona Jokes And Here Are 40 Of The Best Ones That Made Them Laugh Then Cry This Week

I do not see any problems in Canada, Mexico is doing fine too, countries of South America are doing their best - are you talking about USA ?

50 Times People Did Their Laundry With Disastrous Or Funny Results

What wrong with his eyes is he blind??

People Can’t Stop Posting Corona Jokes And Here Are 40 Of The Best Ones That Made Them Laugh Then Cry This Week

My boyfriend & I play a drinking game when watching Trump speak. Every time he uses one of his usual superlatives, you have to take a drink. We tried taking shots but we got too drunk.

40 Food Charts People Shared Online That May Change The Way You View Some Foods

I get the point that our choices add up, but I'm keeping the cream in my coffee, thanks.

50 Times People Did Their Laundry With Disastrous Or Funny Results

Why would you even think it would survive in the wash??

People Can’t Stop Posting Corona Jokes And Here Are 40 Of The Best Ones That Made Them Laugh Then Cry This Week

They down voted Jibek because it is complete and utter nonsense. Yes, Italy and Spain had a horrible outbreak a few months ago. Since the lockdown and mandatory mask wearing law, both new cases and deaths have been hugging zero. Now with the tourist season in high swing, Spain has ~1k new cases daily. Compared to USA's 50k new cases. Compared to the population, USA is still more than 5x ahead. So not really "doing worse" I'd say.

People Can’t Stop Posting Corona Jokes And Here Are 40 Of The Best Ones That Made Them Laugh Then Cry This Week

Europe is a continent. The EU is not.

50 Times People Did Their Laundry With Disastrous Or Funny Results

That dog has some scary eyeballs!

40 Food Charts People Shared Online That May Change The Way You View Some Foods

If you're drinking 14 caramel macchiatos a week, you have a problem.

40 Food Charts People Shared Online That May Change The Way You View Some Foods

Who cares about "vitamins", anyway!

People Can’t Stop Posting Corona Jokes And Here Are 40 Of The Best Ones That Made Them Laugh Then Cry This Week

Or better yet, get a HAZMAT team to scrape off some of the wall of your lungs, and dump it into Trump's coffee.

40 Food Charts People Shared Online That May Change The Way You View Some Foods

Well yeh duh - you're adding a lot of food and it's all sugary fruits like you'd have for a dessert!

50 Times People Did Their Laundry With Disastrous Or Funny Results

OMG sorry but that's just really stupid. And a shame

People Can’t Stop Posting Corona Jokes And Here Are 40 Of The Best Ones That Made Them Laugh Then Cry This Week

Great analogy, except the fact that Trump voting covidiots are anything but cool.

50 Times People Did Their Laundry With Disastrous Or Funny Results

Yup. 2020 for sure.

50 Times People Did Their Laundry With Disastrous Or Funny Results

I kind of made you look Star Trekkie.

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Chrissie Mörbe • commented on 2 posts 1 month ago

35 People Share What They Thought Was A Useless Piece Of Advice, But Changed Their Minds After Trying It

My thoughts exactly. Poor wording on behalf of OP.

35 People Share What They Thought Was A Useless Piece Of Advice, But Changed Their Minds After Trying It

They can look through the windows...?

Chrissie Mörbe • commented on 10 posts 2 months ago

This Instagram Account Exposes Influencers Who Lie About Their True Appearance (30 Pics)

Looks like mom on the right, daughter on the left

Harry Potter Fans Are Sharing Small But Poignant Details They Noticed About Severus Snape (30 Pics)

YOU might have hated Snape in the books, I always thought he was the most interesting and fascinating character, and since I caught on with the double spy / in love with Lily quite early, I liked his character best in the book. Heck, I read the books mostly because of him.

31 Times People Made Their Home Greener By Turning Tables Into Succulent Gardens

That's an IKEA coffee table. I have got one at home, unfortunately minus the glass plate. But this is a nice idea, perhaps I can reuse my broken "table" for such a purpose?

Woman Is On A Mission To Trade A Bobby Pin Until She Gets A House, And Here Are Her Trades So Far

"Designer" stuff.

The ‘Murder Mittens’ Group Is All About Cats Showing Off Their Claws, And Here Are 40 Of The Most Scarily Cute Ones

Reminds me of the wolf in the Neverending Story

Woman Bakes Gorgeous Transparent Cake That Looks Like A Koi Pond

That is not a cake, that is jelly.

30 Hilarious ‘Extra Fabulous Comics’ That Only People With A Twisted Sense Of Humor Will Get

Spelling and grammar can save lives

30 Former Americans Share The Biggest Differences In Their Life After Leaving The US

Groceries are subsidized?? No dill pickles???

People Post Side-By-Side Pics Of Famous People And Their Dog Lookalikes (30 Pics)

A lot of these pictures are very far-fetched

30 Cool "Life Hacks" About Our Bodies

Tried this numerous times. Doesn't work.

Chrissie Mörbe • commented on 8 posts 3 months ago

Meet Moo, An Adorable Dachshund That Looks Like He Has The Body Of A Cow (30 Photos)

Whoever thinks that the coat of the Dachshund lookes remotely like that of a cow's needs some biology lessons. Cute dog, though!

Finnish Photographer Captures Baby Animals Having Fun And Making Funny Expressions (30 Pics)

Looks like a still from a potential Brother Bear live-action movie remake

35 Hidden Details That Only Very Observant People Noticed In Toy Story Movies

I can see guitars, but not the Coco guitar

30 Times Harry Potter Got Roasted On Twitter With These Funny Jokes

In our school, the classes each grade are divided into "a": (sports talents = brave), "b" (bilingual lessons = smart), "c" (the ones with no special talents, but some of them are also visiting bilingual lessons = miscellaneous) and "d" (the rest that doesn't fit anywhere, students devoid of any special talents apart from making the teachers' life hell = evil). My school is practically Hogwarts without all the magic.

After A Successful Surgery, This Black Lab Born With A Cleft Lip And Cleft Palate Can Finally Enjoy Playing In Water

I'm sorry, but I don't see any improvement in his face after the operations?

30 Times Actors Played Parts Way Out Of Their Age Range And No One Seemed To Care

IIrc, she herself was wary of playing Elinor because of her age, but was persuaded to play her since she also wrote the script and would know how to portray "her" Elinor.

30 Times Actors Played Parts Way Out Of Their Age Range And No One Seemed To Care

That's because she was. She was 25 when she started playing Daisy, so this is misinformation.

30 Times Actors Played Parts Way Out Of Their Age Range And No One Seemed To Care

It's not true. She was 25-30 when she played Daisy.

Chrissie Mörbe • upvoted 20 items 1 month ago

35 People Share What They Thought Was A Useless Piece Of Advice, But Changed Their Minds After Trying It

Unless one never cleans their house except when going on vacation, I don't see how that makes sense.

35 People Share What They Thought Was A Useless Piece Of Advice, But Changed Their Minds After Trying It

Little people? Oy. Why would they want to befriend you if you're that arrogant?

35 People Share What They Thought Was A Useless Piece Of Advice, But Changed Their Minds After Trying It

Doesn't matter. If you have $20 left for the week, you can either put $20 in the car, or $10 in the car and have $10 left for food.

35 People Share What They Thought Was A Useless Piece Of Advice, But Changed Their Minds After Trying It

If the thieves are watching me clean the house, then I have more things to worry about than getting robbed when I'm on vacation.

People Can’t Stop Posting Corona Jokes And Here Are 40 Of The Best Ones That Made Them Laugh Then Cry This Week

No one has handled it perfectly but some have handled it better then others

People Can’t Stop Posting Corona Jokes And Here Are 40 Of The Best Ones That Made Them Laugh Then Cry This Week

That's been the last 3+ years!

People Can’t Stop Posting Corona Jokes And Here Are 40 Of The Best Ones That Made Them Laugh Then Cry This Week

At least it was superlatives and not lies. That would no doubt lead to alcohol poisoning.

People Can’t Stop Posting Corona Jokes And Here Are 40 Of The Best Ones That Made Them Laugh Then Cry This Week

This comment makes me sad. I hope you find something that makes you happy.

9 Pics Of The Same People 6.5 Years Apart Show How Fast Children Grow

40 Food Charts People Shared Online That May Change The Way You View Some Foods

My coffee needs milk, I don't need sugar in it but milk is a must

People Can’t Stop Posting Corona Jokes And Here Are 40 Of The Best Ones That Made Them Laugh Then Cry This Week

Nobody understands depression better than me, I am great at depressions, I'm the greatest depression myself, let's Make America Depressed Again!

People Can’t Stop Posting Corona Jokes And Here Are 40 Of The Best Ones That Made Them Laugh Then Cry This Week

Best depression. A lot of people are saying it.

People Can’t Stop Posting Corona Jokes And Here Are 40 Of The Best Ones That Made Them Laugh Then Cry This Week

The Trump Depression maybe?

People Can’t Stop Posting Corona Jokes And Here Are 40 Of The Best Ones That Made Them Laugh Then Cry This Week

*covfefe

People Can’t Stop Posting Corona Jokes And Here Are 40 Of The Best Ones That Made Them Laugh Then Cry This Week

Those kids are gonna have enough money to buy a house by the time we get a vaccine

People Can’t Stop Posting Corona Jokes And Here Are 40 Of The Best Ones That Made Them Laugh Then Cry This Week

the orange depression

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