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Chrissie Mörbe • commented on 4 posts 3 days ago

This Instagram Account Exposes Influencers Who Lie About Their True Appearance (30 Pics)

Looks like mom on the right, daughter on the left

Harry Potter Fans Are Sharing Small But Poignant Details They Noticed About Severus Snape (30 Pics)

YOU might have hated Snape in the books, I always thought he was the most interesting and fascinating character, and since I caught on with the double spy / in love with Lily quite early, I liked his character best in the book. Heck, I read the books mostly because of him.

This Instagram Account Exposes Influencers Who Lie About Their True Appearance (30 Pics)

Looks like mom on the right, daughter on the left

Harry Potter Fans Are Sharing Small But Poignant Details They Noticed About Severus Snape (30 Pics)

31 Times People Made Their Home Greener By Turning Tables Into Succulent Gardens

That's an IKEA coffee table. I have got one at home, unfortunately minus the glass plate. But this is a nice idea, perhaps I can reuse my broken "table" for such a purpose?

Woman Is On A Mission To Trade A Bobby Pin Until She Gets A House, And Here Are Her Trades So Far

"Designer" stuff.

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Chrissie Mörbe • upvoted an item 3 days ago

27-Year-Old Cattle Rancher Lost 120 Pounds In 1 Year Without Going To The Gym

It's kinda hard to succeed in fitness and weight loss if you beat yourself every time you miss a workout, eat something sugary or just fall off the bandwagon. If you missed a day/ goal or even mess up you didn't fail, it was a lapse of judgement. You only fail when you stop.

Chrissie Mörbe • upvoted 35 items 4 days ago

21 People Post The Best 'Modern Problems Require Modern Solutions' Jokes They've Stumbled Upon

Agreed. That's a lot of damage. An internet provider might try to charge someone hundreds to fix it.

30 Valuable Life Lessons From People Over 40 Who Feel Happy About Their Lives

thats not true. not everyone desires a life partner. it took me a long time being miserable trying to find "the one" before i realized that i kept sabotaging my chances at the so-called relationship because well, i simply do not want one. my advice to my younger self (at 20 or so) would be not to waste my brains and time on pursuing romantic partners, but more on what I REALLY want to do in life - write novels and make music.

21 People Post The Best 'Modern Problems Require Modern Solutions' Jokes They've Stumbled Upon

Agreed. That's a lot of damage. An internet provider might try to charge someone hundreds to fix it.

30 Valuable Life Lessons From People Over 40 Who Feel Happy About Their Lives

Museums Battle Over Who Has The Best Object In Their Exhibition, And Here Are 30 Cool Submissions

Is there some evidence that the older man is the husband? My interpretation is that he's a servant because his suit is very plain snd he is swinging the flirting girl.

Artist Colorizes 40 Old Photos, And It Might Change The Way You Perceive History

Reincarnated as Steven Miller, the architect behind the present administration's illegal (as defined by numerous court cases) immigration policies of separating families, putting babies in cages, and denying political refugees (as defined by US treaties, the UN, and the US Constitution) application for asylum.His strategy is to make coming here so unpleasant that no one will come. But when most of those seeking asylum are facing death at home from death squads trained by the CIA or drug cartels it is a doomed strategy.

21 People Post The Best 'Modern Problems Require Modern Solutions' Jokes They've Stumbled Upon

Pan Narrans, they are little assholes. Stop using their age to justify their shitty behavior.

30 Non-Americans Who Tweeted Their Confusion About America

Then that would be "No". WHOLE tests.

Museums Battle Over Who Has The Best Object In Their Exhibition, And Here Are 30 Cool Submissions

The lover looks like he's looking up her skirt--and she looks like she's helping him get a better view.

Artist Colorizes 40 Old Photos, And It Might Change The Way You Perceive History

I have seen this particular photograph in black and white. I think with this image the black and white picture is even more powerful and terrifying because his eyes look so evil.

This Artist Turns Disney Animals Into Humans Using Her Own Unique Style

This Artist Turns Disney Characters Into Slutty Adolescents

Woman Is On A Mission To Trade A Bobby Pin Until She Gets A House, And Here Are Her Trades So Far

We used to do the same thing with our youth movement: apple and egg tour. So we left with an apple and an egg and started reading... after an afternoon we returned with loads of candy and cookies, books, cd's, a lamp... all stuff that people didn't really need anymore and were happy to trade! I think these days they made it illegal... too bad caus it was loads of fun!

30 People Share What The Last 5 Years Have Done To Them

why would you think he is healthier now then he was then

27-Year-Old Cattle Rancher Lost 120 Pounds In 1 Year Without Going To The Gym

Your micropeen probably matches your microbrain.

Museums Battle Over Who Has The Best Object In Their Exhibition, And Here Are 30 Cool Submissions

Lover has the better view.

30 Non-Americans Who Tweeted Their Confusion About America

In most schools yes. Calling a teacher by their first name is considered disrespectful.

Artist Colorizes 40 Old Photos, And It Might Change The Way You Perceive History

Fear-based politics and attention-craving ideologues can do crazy shit to formerly sane people. "Absolute power does not corrupt absolutely. Absolute power attracts the corruptible." - Frank Herbert (1981)

27-Year-Old Cattle Rancher Lost 120 Pounds In 1 Year Without Going To The Gym

Why, hello there Daniel! Did you truly HAVE to say that? I don't think so. Try to use your brain next time if ya know what I mean (I mean just don't comment).

21 People Post The Best 'Modern Problems Require Modern Solutions' Jokes They've Stumbled Upon

What part of nine years old did you miss? They are little kids. Kids: Kudos for thinking out of the box, now you start weeding the teachers garden, after that there is still your homework to do...

21 People Post The Best 'Modern Problems Require Modern Solutions' Jokes They've Stumbled Upon

Hope those dumbasses got charged and now their situation is much worse

Museums Battle Over Who Has The Best Object In Their Exhibition, And Here Are 30 Cool Submissions

Looked into it, and while I don't see proof either way, I suspect not because of this: "After a last meal of charred bread, Lindow Man was strangled, hit on the head, and his throat cut." They found him in a peat bog; I suspect this is just how the body fell. :(

Artist Colorizes 40 Old Photos, And It Might Change The Way You Perceive History

My god, they look so young.

Artist Colorizes 40 Old Photos, And It Might Change The Way You Perceive History

John Lewis, in the center peering from behind the line.

Woman Is On A Mission To Trade A Bobby Pin Until She Gets A House, And Here Are Her Trades So Far

when I was a kid I went to a summer camp and one day there was this game - they divided us in 5-member teams, give each team one match and released us in villages near the camp... we were supposed to trade item for item during the afternoon and the team that brought back the most valuable thing won... unfortunately it's been like 25 years and I don't remember what we got... but I remember it was fun

Woman Is On A Mission To Trade A Bobby Pin Until She Gets A House, And Here Are Her Trades So Far

Would never work in the real world

21 People Post The Best 'Modern Problems Require Modern Solutions' Jokes They've Stumbled Upon

Also sending them homework probably wasn't even his idea, but just a job requirement. These little shits need to be punished.

This Artist Turns Disney Animals Into Humans Using Her Own Unique Style

It must be a slow day in the newsroom as the Disney Princesses are back in full. Why can 't someone shake it up a bit and draw the Avengers or the Muppets as 18th century French Royalty?

30 Non-Americans Who Tweeted Their Confusion About America

We always called them "Mr/Mrs teacher/professor" but I don't find this weird.

30 Non-Americans Who Tweeted Their Confusion About America

Also in Brazil.... when the students are not beating them or cursing.... I feel sad for the noblest profession in the World. That's why we just can't evolve for real in any area on the country.

21 People Post The Best 'Modern Problems Require Modern Solutions' Jokes They've Stumbled Upon

Thats America for you. Glad I'm Canadian. Don't get me wrong, we have our own problems but I legit called an ambulance for our local homeless man (who I've known for years) very recently and he was properly taken care of. No charge.

This Artist Turns Disney Animals Into Humans Using Her Own Unique Style

And why is their unique style to look all the same, just with different colours?

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Chrissie Mörbe • commented on 4 posts 3 days ago

This Instagram Account Exposes Influencers Who Lie About Their True Appearance (30 Pics)

Looks like mom on the right, daughter on the left

Harry Potter Fans Are Sharing Small But Poignant Details They Noticed About Severus Snape (30 Pics)

31 Times People Made Their Home Greener By Turning Tables Into Succulent Gardens

That's an IKEA coffee table. I have got one at home, unfortunately minus the glass plate. But this is a nice idea, perhaps I can reuse my broken "table" for such a purpose?

Woman Is On A Mission To Trade A Bobby Pin Until She Gets A House, And Here Are Her Trades So Far

"Designer" stuff.

Chrissie Mörbe • commented on 4 posts 2 weeks ago

The ‘Murder Mittens’ Group Is All About Cats Showing Off Their Claws, And Here Are 40 Of The Most Scarily Cute Ones

Reminds me of the wolf in the Neverending Story

Woman Bakes Gorgeous Transparent Cake That Looks Like A Koi Pond

That is not a cake, that is jelly.

30 Hilarious ‘Extra Fabulous Comics’ That Only People With A Twisted Sense Of Humor Will Get

Spelling and grammar can save lives

30 Former Americans Share The Biggest Differences In Their Life After Leaving The US

Groceries are subsidized?? No dill pickles???

Chrissie Mörbe • commented on 2 posts 3 weeks ago

People Post Side-By-Side Pics Of Famous People And Their Dog Lookalikes (30 Pics)

A lot of these pictures are very far-fetched

30 Cool "Life Hacks" About Our Bodies

Tried this numerous times. Doesn't work.

Chrissie Mörbe • commented on 10 posts 1 month ago

Meet Moo, An Adorable Dachshund That Looks Like He Has The Body Of A Cow (30 Photos)

Whoever thinks that the coat of the Dachshund lookes remotely like that of a cow's needs some biology lessons. Cute dog, though!

Finnish Photographer Captures Baby Animals Having Fun And Making Funny Expressions (30 Pics)

Looks like a still from a potential Brother Bear live-action movie remake

35 Hidden Details That Only Very Observant People Noticed In Toy Story Movies

I can see guitars, but not the Coco guitar

30 Times Harry Potter Got Roasted On Twitter With These Funny Jokes

In our school, the classes each grade are divided into "a": (sports talents = brave), "b" (bilingual lessons = smart), "c" (the ones with no special talents, but some of them are also visiting bilingual lessons = miscellaneous) and "d" (the rest that doesn't fit anywhere, students devoid of any special talents apart from making the teachers' life hell = evil). My school is practically Hogwarts without all the magic.

After A Successful Surgery, This Black Lab Born With A Cleft Lip And Cleft Palate Can Finally Enjoy Playing In Water

I'm sorry, but I don't see any improvement in his face after the operations?

30 Times Actors Played Parts Way Out Of Their Age Range And No One Seemed To Care

IIrc, she herself was wary of playing Elinor because of her age, but was persuaded to play her since she also wrote the script and would know how to portray "her" Elinor.

30 Times Actors Played Parts Way Out Of Their Age Range And No One Seemed To Care

That's because she was. She was 25 when she started playing Daisy, so this is misinformation.

30 Times Actors Played Parts Way Out Of Their Age Range And No One Seemed To Care

It's not true. She was 25-30 when she played Daisy.

30 Times Actors Played Parts Way Out Of Their Age Range And No One Seemed To Care

She played Daisy from 2010 to 2015. She was born in 1985, that makes her 25-30 at that time. She still looked much younger than her age as Daisy, but don't spread fake info.

30 Times Actors Played Parts Way Out Of Their Age Range And No One Seemed To Care

Why was that weird? She wasn't his love interest?

Chrissie Mörbe • upvoted 6 items 3 days ago

27-Year-Old Cattle Rancher Lost 120 Pounds In 1 Year Without Going To The Gym

21 People Post The Best 'Modern Problems Require Modern Solutions' Jokes They've Stumbled Upon

Agreed. That's a lot of damage. An internet provider might try to charge someone hundreds to fix it.

30 Valuable Life Lessons From People Over 40 Who Feel Happy About Their Lives

Museums Battle Over Who Has The Best Object In Their Exhibition, And Here Are 30 Cool Submissions

Is there some evidence that the older man is the husband? My interpretation is that he's a servant because his suit is very plain snd he is swinging the flirting girl.

Artist Colorizes 40 Old Photos, And It Might Change The Way You Perceive History

21 People Post The Best 'Modern Problems Require Modern Solutions' Jokes They've Stumbled Upon

Pan Narrans, they are little assholes. Stop using their age to justify their shitty behavior.

Chrissie Mörbe • upvoted 14 items 4 days ago

30 Non-Americans Who Tweeted Their Confusion About America

Then that would be "No". WHOLE tests.

Museums Battle Over Who Has The Best Object In Their Exhibition, And Here Are 30 Cool Submissions

The lover looks like he's looking up her skirt--and she looks like she's helping him get a better view.

Artist Colorizes 40 Old Photos, And It Might Change The Way You Perceive History

I have seen this particular photograph in black and white. I think with this image the black and white picture is even more powerful and terrifying because his eyes look so evil.

This Artist Turns Disney Animals Into Humans Using Her Own Unique Style

This Artist Turns Disney Characters Into Slutty Adolescents

Woman Is On A Mission To Trade A Bobby Pin Until She Gets A House, And Here Are Her Trades So Far

30 People Share What The Last 5 Years Have Done To Them

why would you think he is healthier now then he was then

27-Year-Old Cattle Rancher Lost 120 Pounds In 1 Year Without Going To The Gym

Your micropeen probably matches your microbrain.

Museums Battle Over Who Has The Best Object In Their Exhibition, And Here Are 30 Cool Submissions

Lover has the better view.

30 Non-Americans Who Tweeted Their Confusion About America

In most schools yes. Calling a teacher by their first name is considered disrespectful.

Artist Colorizes 40 Old Photos, And It Might Change The Way You Perceive History

27-Year-Old Cattle Rancher Lost 120 Pounds In 1 Year Without Going To The Gym

Why, hello there Daniel! Did you truly HAVE to say that? I don't think so. Try to use your brain next time if ya know what I mean (I mean just don't comment).

21 People Post The Best 'Modern Problems Require Modern Solutions' Jokes They've Stumbled Upon

What part of nine years old did you miss? They are little kids. Kids: Kudos for thinking out of the box, now you start weeding the teachers garden, after that there is still your homework to do...

21 People Post The Best 'Modern Problems Require Modern Solutions' Jokes They've Stumbled Upon

Hope those dumbasses got charged and now their situation is much worse

Museums Battle Over Who Has The Best Object In Their Exhibition, And Here Are 30 Cool Submissions

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