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Miraculous Klutz

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Hi. I am a lazy panda, but I still am writing something about myself. I love all animals... yeah. I go to school, I am Australian, and I am really good at procrastinating. I could have a doctorate on it, but I am yet to write the thesis.

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Miraculous Klutz • upvoted 6 items 1 month ago

This Instagram Page Is Dedicated To Memes That Should Probably Be Discussed With A Therapist (50 Pics)

The only thing I can take is criticism. Someone asks me how I am? I just stand there, frozen, unsure how to proceed. A compliment? I will disprove it, and deny it. Criticism? Thank you, I will now do everything possible to fix it and gain approval.

50 Times People Found Such Unexpected Things, They Just Had To Share The Pics In This Online Group

The downside of living in Australia is it doesn't have any ancient ruins. The oldest thing in the area is an old farm house from before we were a country.

This Instagram Page Is Dedicated To Memes That Should Probably Be Discussed With A Therapist (50 Pics)

50 Times People Found Such Unexpected Things, They Just Had To Share The Pics In This Online Group

The downside of living in Australia is it doesn't have any ancient ruins. The oldest thing in the area is an old farm house from before we were a country.

Women Share 40 Bizarre Things Men Did On Dates That Made Them Ask “What The Hell?”

There is a joke going around that marines are crayon eaters.

50 ‘Weird Facts’ About The World That Might Give You A Fresh Perspective

That is not a great thing to read, seeing as I'll be getting a tonsilectomy in a week, lol.

Women Share 40 Bizarre Things Men Did On Dates That Made Them Ask “What The Hell?”

was he a marine?

30 Movie And TV Characters That Crushed A Lot Of Hearts When They Passed Away

Be aware this is a joke.

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Miraculous Klutz • commented on 5 posts 1 month ago

This Instagram Page Is Dedicated To Memes That Should Probably Be Discussed With A Therapist (50 Pics)

50 Times People Found Such Unexpected Things, They Just Had To Share The Pics In This Online Group

The downside of living in Australia is it doesn't have any ancient ruins. The oldest thing in the area is an old farm house from before we were a country.

This Instagram Page Is Dedicated To Memes That Should Probably Be Discussed With A Therapist (50 Pics)

50 Times People Found Such Unexpected Things, They Just Had To Share The Pics In This Online Group

The downside of living in Australia is it doesn't have any ancient ruins. The oldest thing in the area is an old farm house from before we were a country.

Women Share 40 Bizarre Things Men Did On Dates That Made Them Ask “What The Hell?”

There is a joke going around that marines are crayon eaters.

40 Teachers Share Unbelievable Student Excuses For Being Late That Turned Out To Be 100% True

I was once late to school because a bull had a nap on our driveway, and at that point we were about 10km from public transport. When the farmer tried to move him, he got extremely cranky. I missed half a day, but that was the best excuse ever.

50 ‘Weird Facts’ About The World That Might Give You A Fresh Perspective

That is not a great thing to read, seeing as I'll be getting a tonsilectomy in a week, lol.

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Miraculous Klutz • commented on 2 posts 5 months ago

Pro Chef Gives 24 Grocery Shopping Tips And Tricks

Fishing is great. If I ever eat fish, I (or the fam) catches it, or we go to the fish show with is across the road from the sea, who catch their own.

50 Times People Spotted Incorrect But Hilarious English Texts, They Just Had To Share Them In This Group

I will also back this statement. Earplugs and earmuffs were made for this chore.

Miraculous Klutz • upvoted an item 5 months ago

50 Times People Spotted Incorrect But Hilarious English Texts, They Just Had To Share Them In This Group

I will also back this statement. Earplugs and earmuffs were made for this chore.

Miraculous Klutz • upvoted 20 items 6 months ago

People Share 30 Facts To Change Your Perspective On History

We had a 40 year old washing machine. It is crazy.

This Online Group Showcases People Who Pretend They Didn't Deliberately Do Something And Here's 30 Of The Most Cringeworthy Examples

Don't do this - don't borrow money and 'forget' to budget paying them back while buying stupid s$it. Be an adult.

People Share 30 Facts To Change Your Perspective On History

We had a 40 year old washing machine. It is crazy.

This Online Group Showcases People Who Pretend They Didn't Deliberately Do Something And Here's 30 Of The Most Cringeworthy Examples

Don't do this - don't borrow money and 'forget' to budget paying them back while buying stupid s$it. Be an adult.

Interesting-Historical-Overlaps-Changed-Peoples-Perspective

30 Funny Things Non-Australians Found Out About Australia And Can’t Stop Laughing At

The bush bush is somewhere in a distant place; in rural areas, or the jungle in the Netherlands.

50 Times Companies Posted Such Witty Comebacks On Social Media, People Just Had To Share It

Fun fact about Wendy's: they lost one of many lawsuits this week to a single fast-food restaurant in the Netherlands sporting the name 'Wendy's'. This has been going on for years and that single place is the reason the US chain can't open restaurants in any of the Benelux countries (Belgium, Netherlands, Luxemburg).

Don't Know If A Small Restaurant Counts As A Company, But

Non-Australians-Share-Thing-About-Australia

This Online Group Is Dedicated To Times When Someone Or Something Reached 'Boss' Level (50 Pics)

The gas cape might be overdoing it, but I'll take that kind of overkill over the "no-mask-no vaccine-muh-liberty" crowd any day of the week...

Right Hook Shiba vs. Water-Bending Squirrel

“The World's Youngest Parents Were 8 And 9”: 30 Weird Facts You Probably Didn’t Know Shared By This TikTok User

note: it does have to fall the right way. don't go throwing squirrels off of buildings to test it

35 Pics And Memes Of Answers Hilariously Not Clarifying The Situation At All As Shared By Folks Online

Too many wolves?

30 Life-Saving Tips That Aren't Hard To Remember But Can Make A Huge Difference

If it is some kind of kinky arrangement where everyone consents, yes.

40 Hilarious Conversations That People Overheard In New York And Decided They’re Too Good Not To Share (New Pics)

My parents are antivaxx and I am yet to find a doctors who will vaccinated me without parental approval.

Woman Wants To Know If She Is The Jerk For Charging Her Sister $3,400 For A Painting Her 9 Y.O. Nephew Ruined

You can insure kids? That sounds like an amazing idea.

Medical Workers Of Bored Panda, What's The Weirdest Thing A Patient Has Ever Come In With? (Closed)

I am so glad you don’t have to go through that anymore. I’ve been known to boot students out of the room. Don’t try using the they have to learn guilt trip on me. They see your file with consent for medical students and think you are their personal pin cushion. I withdrew consent. There are limits

50 Nostalgic Things From The 2000s Prove How Much The World Has Moved On Since Then

SAME!

30 Of The Weirdest And The Most Disturbing Facts From Known History, Shared By People In This Online Group

"Incest --- a game the whole family can play" (attributed to Cicero)

50 Times Siblings Pulled Such Great Pranks, They Just Had To Share Them Online

You didn't think this through... do you want body fluids on your face? (I didn't think this through either🙄)

50 Times Siblings Pulled Such Great Pranks, They Just Had To Share Them Online

Now wear a matching dress to her wedding 😈

Weirdest-Fact-History-Reddit

Most people have 16 great great parents, Cleopatra had 2. She's lucky to have developed working lungs, let alone be competent enough to accomplish anything. That was a family tree was a wreath

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Miraculous Klutz • commented on 6 posts 6 months ago