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Marcellus the Third • upvoted an item 20 hours ago

50 Times Architects Outdid Themselves And Came Up With Something So Thoughtful That It Could Only Be Labeled As 'Friendly Architecture'

It's in Denmark which normally doesn't get all that hot. Lots of rain though.

Marcellus the Third • upvoted 3 items 1 day ago

50 Times Architects Outdid Themselves And Came Up With Something So Thoughtful That It Could Only Be Labeled As 'Friendly Architecture'

Boats

50 Times Architects Outdid Themselves And Came Up With Something So Thoughtful That It Could Only Be Labeled As 'Friendly Architecture'

Beware of what? The castle of Aaargh?

50 Times Architects Outdid Themselves And Came Up With Something So Thoughtful That It Could Only Be Labeled As 'Friendly Architecture'

Boats

50 Times Architects Outdid Themselves And Came Up With Something So Thoughtful That It Could Only Be Labeled As 'Friendly Architecture'

Beware of what? The castle of Aaargh?

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"You're only with me for the crack!" - My next door neighbours Edit: Guys, they're not Irish. They're white trash Dartmouth folk in Nova Scotia

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Marcellus the Third • upvoted 10 items 4 days ago

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This Twitter Page Collects 50 Of The Most Ridiculous News Headlines Ever Printed Or Shared (New Pics)

Yeah, except this is a hoax

Parent + Child Library Carrel, So You Can Do Your Research And Keep Your Little One Occupied. Fairfield Library, Virginia, USA

This Twitter Page Collects 50 Of The Most Ridiculous News Headlines Ever Printed Or Shared (New Pics)

Yeah, except this is a hoax

This Twitter Page Collects 50 Of The Most Ridiculous News Headlines Ever Printed Or Shared (New Pics)

Fake news, there wasn't any bible eating and the guy pictured is a sex offender, but he is not on death row.

50 Of The Best “What’s The Difference Between” Jokes The Internet Has To Offer

Unless it's the Women's team ;)

This Twitter Page Collects 50 Of The Most Ridiculous News Headlines Ever Printed Or Shared (New Pics)

He's in the death row and you think that's the biggest problem about him? LMAO

This Twitter Page Collects 50 Of The Most Ridiculous News Headlines Ever Printed Or Shared (New Pics)

Obviously a fake headline. For one thing, what was he charged with? For another, what news agency would use the phrase "labyrinth with no exit" in the headline?

This Twitter Page Collects 50 Of The Most Ridiculous News Headlines Ever Printed Or Shared (New Pics)

You're a nice kid, Nat, don't be a smart-a#$. Never seen those cute reports of kitties getting rescued out of trees by the fire department? How do you think the cat got there?

This Twitter Page Collects 50 Of The Most Ridiculous News Headlines Ever Printed Or Shared (New Pics)

Worth a shot

This Twitter Page Collects 50 Of The Most Ridiculous News Headlines Ever Printed Or Shared (New Pics)

For the non Brits Harrow is one of the fanciest private schools in the UK, along with Eaton, it is famous for churning out self-important rich twits who own golf courses.

This Twitter Page Collects 50 Of The Most Ridiculous News Headlines Ever Printed Or Shared (New Pics)

So many of these are clearly satire

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Marcellus the Third • upvoted 9 items 5 days ago

This Twitter Page Collects 50 Of The Most Ridiculous News Headlines Ever Printed Or Shared (New Pics)

True love

This Twitter Page Collects 50 Of The Most Ridiculous News Headlines Ever Printed Or Shared (New Pics)

Mixed feelings on this one. I'm a little bit ashamed that I think this is funny.

This Twitter Page Collects 50 Of The Most Ridiculous News Headlines Ever Printed Or Shared (New Pics)

True love

This Twitter Page Collects 50 Of The Most Ridiculous News Headlines Ever Printed Or Shared (New Pics)

Mixed feelings on this one. I'm a little bit ashamed that I think this is funny.

50 Hilariously Weird Things You Can Buy As Presents When You're All Out Of Ideas

I want one

50 Hilariously Weird Things You Can Buy As Presents When You're All Out Of Ideas

I own one of these that is shaped like a chicken, so that it looks like the chicken is barfing out the egg white. I'm not sure if this design is better or worse.

50 Hilariously Weird Things You Can Buy As Presents When You're All Out Of Ideas

I love this. I have this. It's a clock based on Salvador Dalis work!

50 Hilariously Weird Things You Can Buy As Presents When You're All Out Of Ideas

I would not want to eat that soup....

50 Of The Best “What’s The Difference Between” Jokes The Internet Has To Offer

England's men's football team... 😂

30 Things Science Hasn’t Proven Yet But Folks In This Online Group Have A Hunch Are True Anyway

"God" works too.

45 Of The Pettiest Beliefs People In This Online Group Would Stand By, No Matter What

Either way, the cake is covered with spittle... 🎂 🤢 🤮

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Marcellus the Third • upvoted 12 items 6 days ago

30 Things Science Hasn’t Proven Yet But Folks In This Online Group Have A Hunch Are True Anyway

Really? There’s a massive difference. It’s fascinating, in the Netherlands everyone drinks fresh milk, and as soon as you’re in Belgium it’s all UHT.

The "Stupid Tax" Online Group Shares 50 Pics That Prove Some People Are Idiots

Hydrogen is already part of water anyway. they are simply selling water. (and Hydrogen is not flammable in this form).

30 Things Science Hasn’t Proven Yet But Folks In This Online Group Have A Hunch Are True Anyway

Really? There’s a massive difference. It’s fascinating, in the Netherlands everyone drinks fresh milk, and as soon as you’re in Belgium it’s all UHT.

The "Stupid Tax" Online Group Shares 50 Pics That Prove Some People Are Idiots

Hydrogen is already part of water anyway. they are simply selling water. (and Hydrogen is not flammable in this form).

"I Hated It So Much I Legally Changed It": 30 People With The Most Stupid And Unfortunate Names Describe How Life's Going

Hmm, refreshingly uncensored.

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"I Hated It So Much I Legally Changed It": 30 People With The Most Stupid And Unfortunate Names Describe How Life's Going

In the Netherlands, people of 40 or older will probably ask you if you’re feeling a bit better already, when they hear your last name is Dröge 😀

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30 Times Bosses Wrote Up Their Workers For Absurd Reasons And Got Shamed For It Online

I can't feel bad for this.

30 Things Science Hasn’t Proven Yet But Folks In This Online Group Have A Hunch Are True Anyway

My impression is that people can get clean and sober, but they are still an addict. If you're an alcoholic that has been sober regardless of time, you're still an alcoholic,. The difference is you choose to live sober. I know many post addiction people who will say the same. They can never, ever take/use/drink again because they could go straight back to where they were. They recognise this behaviour and actively suppress the desire to do it.

30 Things Science Hasn’t Proven Yet But Folks In This Online Group Have A Hunch Are True Anyway

There is evidence for antibiotics loosing the battle. Scientists, drug companies and health officials has warned for exact that for decades. The fact that some countries have programs to decrease the use of antibiotics is based on pure science.

30 Things Science Hasn’t Proven Yet But Folks In This Online Group Have A Hunch Are True Anyway

This really needs more of an explanation

30 Things Science Hasn’t Proven Yet But Folks In This Online Group Have A Hunch Are True Anyway

So basically you believe that you should be paid more to do the job that you are paid for, and in your own words you just fart around doing nothing instead..and you haven't been sacked? Wow

50 Weird, Tacky, And Tasteless Examples Of How People With No Taste Executed Their Ideas Perfectly (New Pics)

Terrible design. All the spanners are the same size!

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Marcellus the Third • upvoted 5 items 1 week ago

45 Times People “Didn’t Do The Math” And Got Roasted For It Online (New Pics)

Fake, of course. No question would have that as an answer. Even as part of a question (software error displaying the question instead of an answer) it does not seem to make sense.

Design, Funny

50 Weird, Tacky, And Tasteless Examples Of How People With No Taste Executed Their Ideas Perfectly (New Pics)

45 Times People “Didn’t Do The Math” And Got Roasted For It Online (New Pics)

Fake, of course. No question would have that as an answer. Even as part of a question (software error displaying the question instead of an answer) it does not seem to make sense.

Design, Funny

50 Weird, Tacky, And Tasteless Examples Of How People With No Taste Executed Their Ideas Perfectly (New Pics)

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Marcellus the Third • commented on 20 posts 4 months ago

50 Times People Failed At Geography With Such Confidence, They Got Shamed For It Online

We stand with IKEA!

50 Times People Failed At Geography With Such Confidence, They Got Shamed For It Online

As founded by British colonists, shouldn't they all be named "West England", "Wester England", "New England", "Newer England", "More England", etc?

50 Times People Failed At Geography With Such Confidence, They Got Shamed For It Online

We need to know if it's one big pride prowling around running you down, or loose bunches of 4--5 hanging back in the dark then luring you into ravines, or some other organisational situation.

50 Times People Failed At Geography With Such Confidence, They Got Shamed For It Online

It's a map without labels --- how do we know what part is land what part is water? Unfair.

50 Times People Failed At Geography With Such Confidence, They Got Shamed For It Online

Wasn't it Altavista Maps before Google Maps? I seem to remember...

50 Times People Failed At Geography With Such Confidence, They Got Shamed For It Online

Oh, the Land of the Ire!

50 Times People Failed At Geography With Such Confidence, They Got Shamed For It Online

So to correct it, "Stockholm, one of the Venices of Europe"? Clear.

50 Times People Failed At Geography With Such Confidence, They Got Shamed For It Online

Amsterdam has claimed that nickname already, a few hundred years ago!

50 Times People Failed At Geography With Such Confidence, They Got Shamed For It Online

But you wouldn't know "Sri Lanka"? It would be "Serendib", or possibly already "Ceylon"?

50 Times People Failed At Geography With Such Confidence, They Got Shamed For It Online

"So many faults"--- maybe take your own advice??

50 Times People Failed At Geography With Such Confidence, They Got Shamed For It Online

That's just re-labelled Gouda; probably stored 36months in a shed in Amsterdam to become both old and 'from Amsterdam'.

50 Times People Failed At Geography With Such Confidence, They Got Shamed For It Online

To be fair, with just 5M out of 7B people, the chance that a person is from New Zealand is roughly 0.08% --- so a 99.92% they're lying!! /I'll get my coat.

50 Times People Failed At Geography With Such Confidence, They Got Shamed For It Online

I think they meant just "I invented a Proud to be american-flag" (which, normally, is just the flag of the USA).

40 Times People Tried To Sell Mirrors And The Photos They Took Showed The Funniest Reflections (New Pics)

Because she's Latina and they all look the same to you?

50 ‘Cursed Comments’ That Are So Ridiculous, They're Hilarious (New Pics)

Tom Segura has a funny routine about exactly this, where he talks about a visit to an anonymous porn store to convince her (and, the audience, very very much) that she's wrong.

50 ‘Cursed Comments’ That Are So Ridiculous, They're Hilarious (New Pics)

First shout "HEY!", maybe someone comes get a look.

50 ‘Cursed Comments’ That Are So Ridiculous, They're Hilarious (New Pics)

"Woman"?

50 ‘Cursed Comments’ That Are So Ridiculous, They're Hilarious (New Pics)

Can't have "serious condition" without a frowny-face emoticon.

50 ‘Cursed Comments’ That Are So Ridiculous, They're Hilarious (New Pics)

Sometimes just a witty remark but clicked on the wrong post so totally incoherent... or, really bad and we want to see.

50 ‘Cursed Comments’ That Are So Ridiculous, They're Hilarious (New Pics)

I don't get what part of "fully aware" Andy doesn't understand.

Marcellus the Third • upvoted 5 items 6 hours ago

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"You're only with me for the crack!" - My next door neighbours Edit: Guys, they're not Irish. They're white trash Dartmouth folk in Nova Scotia

50 Times Architects Outdid Themselves And Came Up With Something So Thoughtful That It Could Only Be Labeled As 'Friendly Architecture'

It's in Denmark which normally doesn't get all that hot. Lots of rain though.

50 Times Architects Outdid Themselves And Came Up With Something So Thoughtful That It Could Only Be Labeled As 'Friendly Architecture'

Boats

50 Times Architects Outdid Themselves And Came Up With Something So Thoughtful That It Could Only Be Labeled As 'Friendly Architecture'

Beware of what? The castle of Aaargh?

Parent + Child Library Carrel, So You Can Do Your Research And Keep Your Little One Occupied. Fairfield Library, Virginia, USA

Marcellus the Third • upvoted 12 items 4 days ago

50 Of The Best “What’s The Difference Between” Jokes The Internet Has To Offer

Unless it's the Women's team ;)

50 Of The Best “What’s The Difference Between” Jokes The Internet Has To Offer

England's men's football team... 😂

This Twitter Page Collects 50 Of The Most Ridiculous News Headlines Ever Printed Or Shared (New Pics)

For the non Brits Harrow is one of the fanciest private schools in the UK, along with Eaton, it is famous for churning out self-important rich twits who own golf courses.

This Twitter Page Collects 50 Of The Most Ridiculous News Headlines Ever Printed Or Shared (New Pics)

Fake news, there wasn't any bible eating and the guy pictured is a sex offender, but he is not on death row.

This Twitter Page Collects 50 Of The Most Ridiculous News Headlines Ever Printed Or Shared (New Pics)

He's in the death row and you think that's the biggest problem about him? LMAO

This Twitter Page Collects 50 Of The Most Ridiculous News Headlines Ever Printed Or Shared (New Pics)

So many of these are clearly satire

This Twitter Page Collects 50 Of The Most Ridiculous News Headlines Ever Printed Or Shared (New Pics)

Yeah, except this is a hoax

This Twitter Page Collects 50 Of The Most Ridiculous News Headlines Ever Printed Or Shared (New Pics)

True love

This Twitter Page Collects 50 Of The Most Ridiculous News Headlines Ever Printed Or Shared (New Pics)

Worth a shot

This Twitter Page Collects 50 Of The Most Ridiculous News Headlines Ever Printed Or Shared (New Pics)

You're a nice kid, Nat, don't be a smart-a#$. Never seen those cute reports of kitties getting rescued out of trees by the fire department? How do you think the cat got there?

This Twitter Page Collects 50 Of The Most Ridiculous News Headlines Ever Printed Or Shared (New Pics)

Obviously a fake headline. For one thing, what was he charged with? For another, what news agency would use the phrase "labyrinth with no exit" in the headline?

This Twitter Page Collects 50 Of The Most Ridiculous News Headlines Ever Printed Or Shared (New Pics)

Mixed feelings on this one. I'm a little bit ashamed that I think this is funny.

Marcellus the Third • upvoted 3 items 5 days ago

45 Of The Pettiest Beliefs People In This Online Group Would Stand By, No Matter What

Either way, the cake is covered with spittle... 🎂 🤢 🤮

50 Hilariously Weird Things You Can Buy As Presents When You're All Out Of Ideas

I would not want to eat that soup....

Nicolas Cage Pillow Case - $12.00

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