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Micah Patchen • upvoted an item 23 hours ago

People Are Celebrating The Transition From Trump To Biden In 34 Funny Posts

I wrote a comment, then deleted it because I thought I was being too harsh to Ted cruz... in other words, I'm a better human than Ted cruz

Micah Patchen • upvoted an item 1 day ago

Funny, Jokes

People Are Celebrating The Transition From Trump To Biden In 34 Funny Posts

Micah Patchen • upvoted 2 items 2 days ago

45 Times Jerks Got What They Deserved By Getting 'Destroyed' In The Comments (New Pics)

We need those mines! They are half our economy after bad TV shows, and represent our CULTURE! 😄

45 Times Jerks Got What They Deserved By Getting 'Destroyed' In The Comments (New Pics)

my parents managed to get free but they worked the glitter mines as hard as they could... mom about died one day (ok 4real this is a joke, the whole thing is, LOL)

Micah Patchen • upvoted 33 items 3 days ago

45 Times Jerks Got What They Deserved By Getting 'Destroyed' In The Comments (New Pics)

Just days? I found glitter (and sequins) EVERYWHERE from just one washing machine incident... for over a YEAR! On my clothes, on the floor, on my sheets and stuck in the carpet, little glittery purple bits. They even got on my face. (edit) Oh my goodness, sorry my comment seems to have repeated itself!

45 Times Jerks Got What They Deserved By Getting 'Destroyed' In The Comments (New Pics)

Why not just use paper confetti or glass beads?

45 Times Jerks Got What They Deserved By Getting 'Destroyed' In The Comments (New Pics)

Why not just use paper confetti or glass beads?

45 Times Jerks Got What They Deserved By Getting 'Destroyed' In The Comments (New Pics)

You need to buy organic free range fair trade biodegradable glitter

45 Times Jerks Got What They Deserved By Getting 'Destroyed' In The Comments (New Pics)

For chocolate cravings: dark hot cocoa, homemade dark chocolate zucchini bread

45 Times Jerks Got What They Deserved By Getting 'Destroyed' In The Comments (New Pics)

Come now, you should know the gays better than that. They only produce eco safe glitter. Yes it still gets everywhere, but it is biodegradable, but not cruelty free. We all should really just switch to fair trade biodegradable glitter but it is so much more expensive.

45 Times Jerks Got What They Deserved By Getting 'Destroyed' In The Comments (New Pics)

YES! I've been very careful to de-glitter before Zoom interviews, even though I put the holiday decorations away months ago!

45 Times Jerks Got What They Deserved By Getting 'Destroyed' In The Comments (New Pics)

Guess it does for them.

45 Times Jerks Got What They Deserved By Getting 'Destroyed' In The Comments (New Pics)

There is environment friendly glitter, though.

45 Times Jerks Got What They Deserved By Getting 'Destroyed' In The Comments (New Pics)

I like pickles, but I also like chocolate more.

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40 Times Designers Forgot Things Need To Be Cleaned When Creating Them, As Shared On This Facebook Group

45 Times Jerks Got What They Deserved By Getting 'Destroyed' In The Comments (New Pics)

Glitter for months! Not just days.

45 Times Jerks Got What They Deserved By Getting 'Destroyed' In The Comments (New Pics)

I recently had a glitter accident in my room 😑 It was the fault of my sister...

45 Times Jerks Got What They Deserved By Getting 'Destroyed' In The Comments (New Pics)

I wouldn't do that, there are chemicals in spray paint. Bio glitter is widely available

45 Times Jerks Got What They Deserved By Getting 'Destroyed' In The Comments (New Pics)

you misspelled decades

45 Times Jerks Got What They Deserved By Getting 'Destroyed' In The Comments (New Pics)

But the spray paint??

45 Times Jerks Got What They Deserved By Getting 'Destroyed' In The Comments (New Pics)

can i be your first customer????

45 Times Jerks Got What They Deserved By Getting 'Destroyed' In The Comments (New Pics)

to be honest, the closer I get to 40, the more pickles get waaaay more interesting then chocolate. Right now I have an unopened Snickers bar that's been sitting in the kitchen since Christmas and in that time I went through several jars of pickles...

45 Times Jerks Got What They Deserved By Getting 'Destroyed' In The Comments (New Pics)

No, I've tried it.

45 Times Jerks Got What They Deserved By Getting 'Destroyed' In The Comments (New Pics)

No, but I love pickles, so I'm good:-)

45 Times Jerks Got What They Deserved By Getting 'Destroyed' In The Comments (New Pics)

No chance. People with such remarks are not the kind that explain their thought process to the once that call them out

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45 Times Jerks Got What They Deserved By Getting 'Destroyed' In The Comments (New Pics)

But I cant eat pepperoni...

45 Times Jerks Got What They Deserved By Getting 'Destroyed' In The Comments (New Pics)

If you do like glitter and want some that doesn't harm the environment, you can use plants like Holly, chopped up small and covered in spray paint.

45 Times Jerks Got What They Deserved By Getting 'Destroyed' In The Comments (New Pics)

That is why I refuse to buy blood glitter! All my glitter is certified conflict free....OK I was kidding but I am starting a company for this. I called it first, so dibs.

45 Times Jerks Got What They Deserved By Getting 'Destroyed' In The Comments (New Pics)

As a straight slave working those damn glitter mines I can only hope that my children will be born gay so they may have a better life....

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45 Times Jerks Got What They Deserved By Getting 'Destroyed' In The Comments (New Pics)

I know pepperoni will. Similar chemical compound that makes chocolate satisfying. There are other foods as well that aren't quite as bad as pepperoni, can't remember what they are. I know a pickle satisfies a lot of cravings for me, as do olives. I think it may be the vinegar/salt brine. Pickle juice is also great for rehydration, a poor man's Gatorade.

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45 Times Jerks Got What They Deserved By Getting 'Destroyed' In The Comments (New Pics)

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Micah Patchen • commented on 3 posts 3 days ago

45 Times Jerks Got What They Deserved By Getting 'Destroyed' In The Comments (New Pics)

So..pickles instead of chocolate? does a pickle satisfy a chocolate craving?

45 Times Jerks Got What They Deserved By Getting 'Destroyed' In The Comments (New Pics)

Explain please

45 Times Jerks Got What They Deserved By Getting 'Destroyed' In The Comments (New Pics)

So..pickles instead of chocolate? does a pickle satisfy a chocolate craving?

45 Times Jerks Got What They Deserved By Getting 'Destroyed' In The Comments (New Pics)

Explain please

45 Times Jerks Got What They Deserved By Getting 'Destroyed' In The Comments (New Pics)

Some Volunteer fire departments do charge and won't put out a fire if people don't pay. Here is one from a while back that charged the fire victims after the fire .... https://abcnews.go.com/Business/fire-department-bills-basic-services-horrify-residents-insurance/story?id=9736696

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Micah Patchen • commented on 3 posts 3 days ago

45 Times Jerks Got What They Deserved By Getting 'Destroyed' In The Comments (New Pics)

So..pickles instead of chocolate? does a pickle satisfy a chocolate craving?

45 Times Jerks Got What They Deserved By Getting 'Destroyed' In The Comments (New Pics)

Explain please

45 Times Jerks Got What They Deserved By Getting 'Destroyed' In The Comments (New Pics)

Micah Patchen • commented on 11 posts 4 days ago

45 Times Jerks Got What They Deserved By Getting 'Destroyed' In The Comments (New Pics)

The glitter mines need to be closed!!!!! They are polluting the environment and that damn glitter gets every where for days!!

50 Times People Had No Idea What They Were Looking At, But The Internet Knew What It Was Right Away (New Pics)

TY LYN!! I was trying to figure out how an arborist would use such a thing on trees

50 Times People Had No Idea What They Were Looking At, But The Internet Knew What It Was Right Away (New Pics)

False advertisement. No banana!!

50 Times People Had No Idea What They Were Looking At, But The Internet Knew What It Was Right Away (New Pics)

Shouldn't the be a railing, or sign?

50 Times People Had No Idea What They Were Looking At, But The Internet Knew What It Was Right Away (New Pics)

It might be a McDonald's employee, their ice cream machines are always broken

50 Times People Had No Idea What They Were Looking At, But The Internet Knew What It Was Right Away (New Pics)

I wish to have this treat!! Sounds lovely

50 Times People Had No Idea What They Were Looking At, But The Internet Knew What It Was Right Away (New Pics)

Butts....the universal language

Micah Patchen • commented on a post 5 days ago

I Researched 14 Crazy Conspiracy Theories And Some Of Them Turned Out To Be True

Is this where I pledge allegiance.....?

Micah Patchen • commented on 5 posts 6 days ago

40 Ridiculously Absurd And Funny Comics By Canadian Artist

.....wait.....what?

People Are Sharing What Double Standards Between Men And Women Annoy Them So Much, It's Disgusting (50 Pics)

I've always been told to stop being OVERLY emotional and my feelings are wrong for being upset. I've been a women 43 yrs.

People Are Sharing What Double Standards Between Men And Women Annoy Them So Much, It's Disgusting (50 Pics)

EVERYONE should talk to a therapist before undergoing elective body modification surgery.

People Are Sharing What Double Standards Between Men And Women Annoy Them So Much, It's Disgusting (50 Pics)

I don't know why people won't let us women kill other people like the men get to do.

People Are Sharing What Double Standards Between Men And Women Annoy Them So Much, It's Disgusting (50 Pics)

I assume anyone concerned with my armpit hair is attracted to armpits. I tell them armpits isn't my kink and they can f off. Armpit fetishists, I swear.

Micah Patchen • upvoted an item 23 hours ago

People Are Celebrating The Transition From Trump To Biden In 34 Funny Posts

I wrote a comment, then deleted it because I thought I was being too harsh to Ted cruz... in other words, I'm a better human than Ted cruz

Micah Patchen • upvoted an item 1 day ago

Funny, Jokes

People Are Celebrating The Transition From Trump To Biden In 34 Funny Posts

Micah Patchen • upvoted 2 items 2 days ago

45 Times Jerks Got What They Deserved By Getting 'Destroyed' In The Comments (New Pics)

We need those mines! They are half our economy after bad TV shows, and represent our CULTURE! 😄

45 Times Jerks Got What They Deserved By Getting 'Destroyed' In The Comments (New Pics)

my parents managed to get free but they worked the glitter mines as hard as they could... mom about died one day (ok 4real this is a joke, the whole thing is, LOL)

Micah Patchen • upvoted 16 items 3 days ago

45 Times Jerks Got What They Deserved By Getting 'Destroyed' In The Comments (New Pics)

Why not just use paper confetti or glass beads?

45 Times Jerks Got What They Deserved By Getting 'Destroyed' In The Comments (New Pics)

You need to buy organic free range fair trade biodegradable glitter

45 Times Jerks Got What They Deserved By Getting 'Destroyed' In The Comments (New Pics)

For chocolate cravings: dark hot cocoa, homemade dark chocolate zucchini bread

45 Times Jerks Got What They Deserved By Getting 'Destroyed' In The Comments (New Pics)

YES! I've been very careful to de-glitter before Zoom interviews, even though I put the holiday decorations away months ago!

45 Times Jerks Got What They Deserved By Getting 'Destroyed' In The Comments (New Pics)

Guess it does for them.

45 Times Jerks Got What They Deserved By Getting 'Destroyed' In The Comments (New Pics)

There is environment friendly glitter, though.

45 Times Jerks Got What They Deserved By Getting 'Destroyed' In The Comments (New Pics)

I like pickles, but I also like chocolate more.

Design

40 Times Designers Forgot Things Need To Be Cleaned When Creating Them, As Shared On This Facebook Group

45 Times Jerks Got What They Deserved By Getting 'Destroyed' In The Comments (New Pics)

Glitter for months! Not just days.

45 Times Jerks Got What They Deserved By Getting 'Destroyed' In The Comments (New Pics)

I recently had a glitter accident in my room 😑 It was the fault of my sister...

45 Times Jerks Got What They Deserved By Getting 'Destroyed' In The Comments (New Pics)

I wouldn't do that, there are chemicals in spray paint. Bio glitter is widely available

45 Times Jerks Got What They Deserved By Getting 'Destroyed' In The Comments (New Pics)

you misspelled decades

45 Times Jerks Got What They Deserved By Getting 'Destroyed' In The Comments (New Pics)

But the spray paint??

45 Times Jerks Got What They Deserved By Getting 'Destroyed' In The Comments (New Pics)

can i be your first customer????

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People Are Celebrating The Transition From Trump To Biden In 34 Funny Posts

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45 Times Jerks Got What They Deserved By Getting 'Destroyed' In The Comments (New Pics)

45 Times Jerks Got What They Deserved By Getting 'Destroyed' In The Comments (New Pics)

45 Times Jerks Got What They Deserved By Getting 'Destroyed' In The Comments (New Pics)

45 Times Jerks Got What They Deserved By Getting 'Destroyed' In The Comments (New Pics)

45 Times Jerks Got What They Deserved By Getting 'Destroyed' In The Comments (New Pics)

45 Times Jerks Got What They Deserved By Getting 'Destroyed' In The Comments (New Pics)

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45 Times Jerks Got What They Deserved By Getting 'Destroyed' In The Comments (New Pics)

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45 Times Jerks Got What They Deserved By Getting 'Destroyed' In The Comments (New Pics)

45 Times Jerks Got What They Deserved By Getting 'Destroyed' In The Comments (New Pics)

45 Times Jerks Got What They Deserved By Getting 'Destroyed' In The Comments (New Pics)

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45 Times Jerks Got What They Deserved By Getting 'Destroyed' In The Comments (New Pics)

45 Times Jerks Got What They Deserved By Getting 'Destroyed' In The Comments (New Pics)

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45 Times Jerks Got What They Deserved By Getting 'Destroyed' In The Comments (New Pics)

45 Times Jerks Got What They Deserved By Getting 'Destroyed' In The Comments (New Pics)

45 Times Jerks Got What They Deserved By Getting 'Destroyed' In The Comments (New Pics)

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45 Times Jerks Got What They Deserved By Getting 'Destroyed' In The Comments (New Pics)

45 Times Jerks Got What They Deserved By Getting 'Destroyed' In The Comments (New Pics)

45 Times Jerks Got What They Deserved By Getting 'Destroyed' In The Comments (New Pics)

45 Times Jerks Got What They Deserved By Getting 'Destroyed' In The Comments (New Pics)

45 Times Jerks Got What They Deserved By Getting 'Destroyed' In The Comments (New Pics)

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