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Harmony (Taylors Version) • commented on 2 posts 6 months ago

40 New Comics That Depict The Snarky Conversations Between Sharks And Other Aquatic Life

impse of my own face in the mirror. If only I wasn’t such a coward, then perhaps…perhaps I could bring myself to reach over to that cocked and loaded gun that lays on the bedside behind me and end this hellish facade once and for all…Doc, sometimes I feel like a spider, even though I’m a moth, just barely hanging on to my web with an everlasting fire underneath me. I’m not feeling good. And so the doctor says, “Moth, man, you’re troubled. But you should be seeing a psychiatrist. Why on earth did you come here?” And the moth says, “‘Cause the light was on.”

40 New Comics That Depict The Snarky Conversations Between Sharks And Other Aquatic Life

“A moth goes into a podiatrist’s office, and the podiatrist’s office says, “What seems to be the problem, moth?” The moth says “What’s the problem? Where do I begin, man? I go to work for Gregory Illinivich, and all day long I work. Honestly doc, I don’t even know what I’m doing anymore. I don’t even know if Gregory Illinivich knows. He only knows that he has power over me, and that seems to bring him happiness. But I don’t know, I wake up in a malaise, and I walk here and there… at night I…I sometimes wake up and I turn to some old lady in my bed that’s on my arm. A lady that I once loved, doc. I don’t know where to turn to. My youngest, Alexendria, she fell in the…in the cold of last year. The cold took her down, as it did many of us. And my other boy, and this is the hardest pill to swallow, doc. My other boy, Gregarro Ivinalititavitch… I no longer love him. As much as it pains me to say, when I look in his eyes, all I see is the same cowardice that I… that I catch when I take a gl

Harmony (Taylors Version) • commented on a post 8 months ago

50 Amazing Pics That Prove China Is A Place Like No Other

Why can't people just admit that maybe China is a decent country? Sure they've done some iffy stuff, but almost every other country has.

Harmony (Taylors Version) • upvoted 25 items 11 months ago

30 Of The Worst Things Ever Served In Fancy Restaurants That Just Look Like A Scam

Yeah but they hurt my teeth

30 Times People Wrote Something So Savage, It Ended Up On The "Cursed Comments" Instagram Page

At least credit the comedian whose joke you stole: Anthony Jeselnik.

50 Memes About The Eurovision 2023 Competition That Are Beyond Hilarious

Last year's was never going to be anything else. In a sense, another result manipulated by the Kremlin.

50 Hilarious Memes Shared Every Hour By This Twitter Account

We're overrun with rich people and corporations lobbying so they can keep exploiting the poor.

50 Funny, Spot-On And Savage Reactions To The Coronation From People Who Said What Everyone Else Was Thinking

The presidential inauguration does not have all of this. And the after parties that are spectacles aren’t funded by taxpayers. Also, the President is chosen to do an actual job. The people who voted to give him that job are allowed to watch him swear in, so it needs to be held outdoors on the Capitol steps. It’s not even a holiday, here. Everyone still goes to work like usual.

50 Funny, Spot-On And Savage Reactions To The Coronation From People Who Said What Everyone Else Was Thinking

Yeah but I feel like there's a difference when the person with the showmanship starts riding in a golden carriage to an event where he gets a crown full of gems found in India

50 Hilarious Memes Shared Every Hour By This Twitter Account

Tax prep companies bribe politicians to keep the tax payment system complicated.

50 Funny, Spot-On And Savage Reactions To The Coronation From People Who Said What Everyone Else Was Thinking

You do realize the King and President are not equal positions. The president actually has a use and the royals are just expensive show pieces.

50 Hilarious Memes Shared Every Hour By This Twitter Account

Ha! Do you really think we have a choice in the matter?

50 Hilarious Memes Shared Every Hour By This Twitter Account

The tax software lobby fights to make it a lot more difficult than it should be so people give in and buy their products.

50 Funny, Spot-On And Savage Reactions To The Coronation From People Who Said What Everyone Else Was Thinking

I feel so sorry for all the people struggling in the UK these days who had to watch this spectacle funded by their own money.

30 Of The Weirdest And Most Interesting Geography Facts You Probably Didn't Know

i get paid 146 and 396 an hour online by selling my own urine. how do I do it i just use the black web. the black web has all your greatest items from viruses to different types of poison ( i sell those too). go to this video for more information: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvFZjo5PgG0

30 Of The Weirdest And Most Interesting Geography Facts You Probably Didn't Know

someone always has to complain about something....

30 Of The Weirdest And Most Interesting Geography Facts You Probably Didn't Know

Pew research shows a 95% belief in God among Mississippians. But you're right, we should definitely ignore the beliefs of 2,850,000 people to placate the other five percent.

30 Of The Weirdest And Most Interesting Geography Facts You Probably Didn't Know

Doesn't it say in God we trust on the Dollar? (citing Miracle on 34th Street), so is this in the Dollar we trust?

30 Of The Weirdest And Most Interesting Geography Facts You Probably Didn't Know

lol, I don't think I've ever identified a written sarcasm as easily as this one, thanks for the laugh!!

30 Of The Weirdest And Most Interesting Geography Facts You Probably Didn't Know

That is the motto of the entire country, so having it on the Mississippian flag doesn’t change offense to people if they don’t believe in god.

50 Painfully Funny Posts Of Kids Ruining Their Parents' Days, As Shared On This Online Group

Wait so instead of saving the camera the parents took a photo

30 Of The Weirdest And Most Interesting Geography Facts You Probably Didn't Know

haha wow you're so funny

50 Painfully Funny Posts Of Kids Ruining Their Parents' Days, As Shared On This Online Group

They were taking pictures for internet points

50 Painfully Funny Posts Of Kids Ruining Their Parents' Days, As Shared On This Online Group

Most of these are parenting fails

50 Painfully Funny Posts Of Kids Ruining Their Parents' Days, As Shared On This Online Group

Hey, the kid was probably just trying to get a cool shot like he’s seen online. It’s not his fault he didn’t know it wasn’t waterproof. It’s just a shame that camera was ruined. Doesn’t mean the kid is ‘hellspawn’

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Harmony (Taylors Version) • commented on 7 posts 11 months ago

50 Pics That Scream “You Had One Job” (New Pics)

you can't prove that's how birth happens.

50 Pics That Scream “You Had One Job” (New Pics)

eggs kill the idea of god. They were created in a lab by scientists to make people believe that chickens hatch instead of being created.

50 Pics That Scream “You Had One Job” (New Pics)

you can't prove that's how birth happens.

50 Pics That Scream “You Had One Job” (New Pics)

eggs kill the idea of god. They were created in a lab by scientists to make people believe that chickens hatch instead of being created.

50 Pics That Scream “You Had One Job” (New Pics)

Those are not the children of god.

50 Pics That Scream “You Had One Job” (New Pics)

When god feels ready, he blesses a married mother with a child, who looks like a baby, not an embryo or whatever, and then the baby grows for three months before entering the world.

50 Pics That Scream “You Had One Job” (New Pics)

Evolution and eggs were made up by scientists who want to kill god. The same scientists made up Embryos to justify baby-murdering for the sake of feminism.

50 Pics That Scream “You Had One Job” (New Pics)

you mean three myths?

50 Memes About The Eurovision 2023 Competition That Are Beyond Hilarious

Who were they?

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Harmony (Taylors Version) • commented on 3 posts 12 months ago

Hey Pandas, What’s A Fact About You That Seems Fake? (Closed)

he/him

Hey Pandas, What’s A Fact About You That Seems Fake? (Closed)

Wow! this sounds like a movie!

Hey Pandas, What’s A Fact About You That Seems Fake? (Closed)

he/him

Hey Pandas, What’s A Fact About You That Seems Fake? (Closed)

Wow! this sounds like a movie!

!hey Pandas, Share Your Favorite Holocaut Story

yeah, like stories or facts you've heard about it? I need some anecdotes for a school project.

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Harmony (Taylors Version) • upvoted an item 1 year ago

!hey Pandas, Share Your Favorite Holocaut Story

Put your thinking cap on "Madcap"

Harmony (Taylors Version) • commented on a post 1 year ago

“My New Wife Changed The Second I Said ‘I Do’”: 30 Reasons Why People Filed For Divorce In Less Than A Year, As Shared Online

crazzyy

Harmony (Taylors Version) • submitted a new post 1 year ago

Ask Pandas, Community

!hey Pandas, Share Your Favorite Holocaut Story

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Hey Pandas, What Is Something About Bored Panda That Infuriates You? (Closed)

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Hey Pandas, Explain A Movie In Emojis (Closed)

Harmony (Taylors Version) • commented on 2 posts 6 months ago

40 New Comics That Depict The Snarky Conversations Between Sharks And Other Aquatic Life

Harmony (Taylors Version) • commented on a post 8 months ago

50 Amazing Pics That Prove China Is A Place Like No Other

Why can't people just admit that maybe China is a decent country? Sure they've done some iffy stuff, but almost every other country has.

Harmony (Taylors Version) • commented on 7 posts 11 months ago

50 Pics That Scream “You Had One Job” (New Pics)

you can't prove that's how birth happens.

50 Pics That Scream “You Had One Job” (New Pics)

eggs kill the idea of god. They were created in a lab by scientists to make people believe that chickens hatch instead of being created.

50 Pics That Scream “You Had One Job” (New Pics)

Those are not the children of god.

50 Pics That Scream “You Had One Job” (New Pics)

When god feels ready, he blesses a married mother with a child, who looks like a baby, not an embryo or whatever, and then the baby grows for three months before entering the world.

50 Pics That Scream “You Had One Job” (New Pics)

Evolution and eggs were made up by scientists who want to kill god. The same scientists made up Embryos to justify baby-murdering for the sake of feminism.

50 Pics That Scream “You Had One Job” (New Pics)

you mean three myths?

50 Memes About The Eurovision 2023 Competition That Are Beyond Hilarious

Who were they?

Harmony (Taylors Version) • commented on 3 posts 12 months ago

Hey Pandas, What’s A Fact About You That Seems Fake? (Closed)

he/him

Hey Pandas, What’s A Fact About You That Seems Fake? (Closed)

Wow! this sounds like a movie!

!hey Pandas, Share Your Favorite Holocaut Story

yeah, like stories or facts you've heard about it? I need some anecdotes for a school project.

Harmony (Taylors Version) • commented on 7 posts 1 year ago

“My New Wife Changed The Second I Said ‘I Do’”: 30 Reasons Why People Filed For Divorce In Less Than A Year, As Shared Online

crazzyy

50 Interesting Snapshots Of History Shared By This Instagram Page That Aims To Surprise And Educate

perfect timing

50 Times People Had Such A Close Call With Disaster, It Made Them Believe In Luck (New Pics)

girl..............

50 Hilarious Posts On Not-So-Great Drivers, As Shared By This Facebook Group (New Pics)

literally no one

"What Fact Are You Just Tired Of Explaining To People?": 40 Things These People Wish Others Would Finally Understand

I think that applies to most countries though.

"What Fact Are You Just Tired Of Explaining To People?": 40 Things These People Wish Others Would Finally Understand

That didn't happen.

50 Times People Spotted Such Huge Jerks, They Just Had To Shame Them Online (New Pics)

I don't think you have to be queer for this to p**s you off

Harmony (Taylors Version) • upvoted 20 items 11 months ago

Illustrator Reveals What’s Wrong With Our Modern Society (35 New Works)

Beyond basic cynicism, a lot of these don't make any sense...does this guy hate books?

Illustrator Reveals What’s Wrong With Our Modern Society (35 New Works)

Phone bad, book good. But also I'll post my art on social media for likes, because when I seek attention online that's ok, unlike all the other ppl that are just stupid and self absorbed.

Illustrator Reveals What’s Wrong With Our Modern Society (35 New Works)

Phone bad, book good

30 Of The Worst Things Ever Served In Fancy Restaurants That Just Look Like A Scam

Yeah but they hurt my teeth

30 Times People Wrote Something So Savage, It Ended Up On The "Cursed Comments" Instagram Page

At least credit the comedian whose joke you stole: Anthony Jeselnik.

50 Memes About The Eurovision 2023 Competition That Are Beyond Hilarious

Last year's was never going to be anything else. In a sense, another result manipulated by the Kremlin.

50 Hilarious Memes Shared Every Hour By This Twitter Account

The tax software lobby fights to make it a lot more difficult than it should be so people give in and buy their products.

50 Hilarious Memes Shared Every Hour By This Twitter Account

Ha! Do you really think we have a choice in the matter?

50 Hilarious Memes Shared Every Hour By This Twitter Account

Tax prep companies bribe politicians to keep the tax payment system complicated.

50 Hilarious Memes Shared Every Hour By This Twitter Account

We're overrun with rich people and corporations lobbying so they can keep exploiting the poor.

50 Funny, Spot-On And Savage Reactions To The Coronation From People Who Said What Everyone Else Was Thinking

You do realize the King and President are not equal positions. The president actually has a use and the royals are just expensive show pieces.

50 Funny, Spot-On And Savage Reactions To The Coronation From People Who Said What Everyone Else Was Thinking

Yeah but I feel like there's a difference when the person with the showmanship starts riding in a golden carriage to an event where he gets a crown full of gems found in India

50 Funny, Spot-On And Savage Reactions To The Coronation From People Who Said What Everyone Else Was Thinking

I feel so sorry for all the people struggling in the UK these days who had to watch this spectacle funded by their own money.

30 Of The Weirdest And Most Interesting Geography Facts You Probably Didn't Know

lol, I don't think I've ever identified a written sarcasm as easily as this one, thanks for the laugh!!

30 Of The Weirdest And Most Interesting Geography Facts You Probably Didn't Know

haha wow you're so funny

30 Of The Weirdest And Most Interesting Geography Facts You Probably Didn't Know

Pew research shows a 95% belief in God among Mississippians. But you're right, we should definitely ignore the beliefs of 2,850,000 people to placate the other five percent.

30 Of The Weirdest And Most Interesting Geography Facts You Probably Didn't Know

someone always has to complain about something....

30 Of The Weirdest And Most Interesting Geography Facts You Probably Didn't Know

Doesn't it say in God we trust on the Dollar? (citing Miracle on 34th Street), so is this in the Dollar we trust?

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