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Evil Little Thing • commented on 3 posts 2 days ago

50 Hands-Down Funniest Pics Of Cats From The ‘Cat Virus.Exe’ Instagram Page

Every time I see cats on kitchen counters I cringe. Would these people prepare their food on the floor in front of the litter box? So gross.

‘Once I Realized It, It Blew My Mind’: Mom Says People Treat Her Daughter Differently When They Think She’s A Boy

It's almost like text conversations communicate through specific words, not tone of voice or body language.

50 Hands-Down Funniest Pics Of Cats From The ‘Cat Virus.Exe’ Instagram Page

Every time I see cats on kitchen counters I cringe. Would these people prepare their food on the floor in front of the litter box? So gross.

‘Once I Realized It, It Blew My Mind’: Mom Says People Treat Her Daughter Differently When They Think She’s A Boy

It's almost like text conversations communicate through specific words, not tone of voice or body language.

It’s Time For The Best Parenting Tweets Of The Month, And Here Are The Best Ones This July (50 Pics)

This one seems to be guarding Mom's boobs.

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Evil Little Thing • upvoted 19 items 2 days ago

50 Hands-Down Funniest Pics Of Cats From The ‘Cat Virus.Exe’ Instagram Page

Every time I see cats on kitchen counters I cringe. Would these people prepare their food on the floor in front of the litter box? So gross.

‘Once I Realized It, It Blew My Mind’: Mom Says People Treat Her Daughter Differently When They Think She’s A Boy

It's almost like text conversations communicate through specific words, not tone of voice or body language.

50 Hands-Down Funniest Pics Of Cats From The ‘Cat Virus.Exe’ Instagram Page

Every time I see cats on kitchen counters I cringe. Would these people prepare their food on the floor in front of the litter box? So gross.

‘Once I Realized It, It Blew My Mind’: Mom Says People Treat Her Daughter Differently When They Think She’s A Boy

It's almost like text conversations communicate through specific words, not tone of voice or body language.

‘Once I Realized It, It Blew My Mind’: Mom Says People Treat Her Daughter Differently When They Think She’s A Boy

Oh that’s weird then, seeing as you did ask who cared in the most literal sense possible.

50 Hands-Down Funniest Pics Of Cats From The ‘Cat Virus.Exe’ Instagram Page

For some reason that is terrifying.

People In This Online Group Share 30 Of The Most Intriguing “Screw This, I Quit” Stories

Wildberry you missed this part: "was fairly new to the position and took what he said as the way it was supposed to get done" He (I am assuming) wasnt trained right, and I took what was said as a looking back, realized they cut corners.

It’s Time For The Best Parenting Tweets Of The Month, And Here Are The Best Ones This July (50 Pics)

I ran around telling people my mom chained me to the radiator when I was bad. The reason she had me stand near the radiator, whilst being on a timeout, was for me to still be warm.

50 Hands-Down Funniest Pics Of Cats From The ‘Cat Virus.Exe’ Instagram Page

Ahhh the water beard. Very smexy

It’s Time For The Best Parenting Tweets Of The Month, And Here Are The Best Ones This July (50 Pics)

once mine had a tantrum because her shadow didn't stop following her so ...

50 Hands-Down Funniest Pics Of Cats From The ‘Cat Virus.Exe’ Instagram Page

I had a kitty that was 3 weeks old....too smol for a bottle-so I had to feed him his kitty formula with just a straw. He looked like this a lot, poor thing. Miss him.

‘Once I Realized It, It Blew My Mind’: Mom Says People Treat Her Daughter Differently When They Think She’s A Boy

I care. My son is valued and complimented for how fast he is and how smart he is. My daughter is complimented on her clothes and how pretty she is. Does she not deserve to be valued for her personal qualities instead of how how pretty she looks in a dress? She is fierce and brave and funny as hell. I want my daughter to value those things in herself. I am one person. I can say it everyday, but if the rest of the world is teller her her value lies in how long her eyelashes are what do you think she is eventually going to beleive?

It’s Time For The Best Parenting Tweets Of The Month, And Here Are The Best Ones This July (50 Pics)

Cats definitely do.

50 Hands-Down Funniest Pics Of Cats From The ‘Cat Virus.Exe’ Instagram Page

Somebody need to tell him his toupee isn't fooling anyone.....

People In This Online Group Share 30 Of The Most Intriguing “Screw This, I Quit” Stories

Man, I would forward each one to HR with a complaint.

It’s Time For The Best Parenting Tweets Of The Month, And Here Are The Best Ones This July (50 Pics)

Would you like to know what it is?

It’s Time For The Best Parenting Tweets Of The Month, And Here Are The Best Ones This July (50 Pics)

They make you old

People In This Online Group Share 30 Of The Most Intriguing “Screw This, I Quit” Stories

In which way? They said that more people were needed, were denied, got replaced, new person hired more people.

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Evil Little Thing • upvoted 13 items 3 days ago

People In This Online Group Share 30 Of The Most Intriguing “Screw This, I Quit” Stories

Joe - he was a threat to the management for figuring out the numbers of staff needed.

Woman Points At The Kitchen When Her MIL Asks "Where Is Our Dinner?" As She’s Busy Taking Care Of Her Injured Husband, Gets Called Out For It

Everyone I know reacts to situations like this by saying "How can I help", and trying to help and generally doing it wrong and getting in the way, NOT by expecting to be treated as honored guests as if things were normal. So really, when the husband's family said they were coming over, I'd expect them to act that way because IMHO that's how family acts in a crisis... and I'd politely ask them to bring food and assign them tasks like laundry and cooking dinner. Of course I'd offend the f**k out of that MIL, but maybe the other in-laws would get with the program.

People In This Online Group Share 30 Of The Most Intriguing “Screw This, I Quit” Stories

Joe - he was a threat to the management for figuring out the numbers of staff needed.

Woman Points At The Kitchen When Her MIL Asks "Where Is Our Dinner?" As She’s Busy Taking Care Of Her Injured Husband, Gets Called Out For It

I need to start telling my MIL every day how much I appreciate her! If this were me my MIL would be coming over to help out...who tf goes over to a home with a sick son and a pregnant daughter in law and expects to be waiting on?! Even if you are an invited guest it's just common courtesy to offer to help...ask if there's anything you can do etc.

People In This Online Group Share 30 Of The Most Intriguing “Screw This, I Quit” Stories

TO the OP - I certainly hope that you wrote in your comments section when you were written up that you used math to determine what you found out about the abandoned calls. And better yet, wrote a letter a to the CIO's boss about this incident and why you quit.

People In This Online Group Share 30 Of The Most Intriguing “Screw This, I Quit” Stories

It's when callers hang up because they've been waiting too long on hold. Abandoned calls. Most companies use computers to track calls and analyze them for efficiency of the staff. If too many calls are dropped/abandoned, it means one of 2 things: there are not enough staff members to answer the phones or the staff members present are not doing their job correctly. The computer can tell if staff members are on their phones at the time that other calls are coming in and if the supervisor does quality control checks of calls, they can tell if the staff is using their phone time properly.

Woman Points At The Kitchen When Her MIL Asks "Where Is Our Dinner?" As She’s Busy Taking Care Of Her Injured Husband, Gets Called Out For It

My former mother-in-law, in Virginia, showed up 45 minutes early for family party - 10 days after the wedding. With a cheerful malicious stare she told me she wanted to catch me in a panic, see how poorly I was doing, and make things more difficult. My ex was horrified. My former Texas in-laws, different marriage, visited us in Colorado. They were there for several days, my ex and I had to work during their visit. dinner the first night, the floor under the table was a wreak -- it was a messy dinner. It needed to be vacuumed or it would be ground into the rug. Apologizing first, I vacuumed the area. 5 minutes max. I never heard the end of it. I was the rudest person on the face of the earth. If I left the mess and watched it be ground into the carpet what would she have said? These were simply unkind women. There are dreadful mother-in-laws world wide, not just in one geographic location.

Woman Points At The Kitchen When Her MIL Asks "Where Is Our Dinner?" As She’s Busy Taking Care Of Her Injured Husband, Gets Called Out For It

Honestly, the in-laws should be *bringing* dinner, not demanding dinner... A casserole for the oven and one for the freezer.

People In This Online Group Share 30 Of The Most Intriguing “Screw This, I Quit” Stories

Yep, they love to target college kids

People In This Online Group Share 30 Of The Most Intriguing “Screw This, I Quit” Stories

I misread that as 13 percent at first and was thinking what are they moaning about. 13 Cents. Dear God.

People In This Online Group Share 30 Of The Most Intriguing “Screw This, I Quit” Stories

Good for you! Maybe you would have done better asking for a spaceship - someone obviously has money for that.

40 Times People Gave Simple Solutions To Complex Problems And "Cured" Them

This kind of stuff really angers me. Depression is a neurodegenerative condition. That terrible feeling is literally your brain dying!

40 Times People Gave Simple Solutions To Complex Problems And "Cured" Them

That's how every government deals with a national debt. "We'll just print more money and increase taxes. Before you know it we have all the money we wasted on useless projects back again."

50 Freaky Photos Of Olympians And Other Athletes To Give You A New Perspective On The Human Body

I can vouch for this.

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Evil Little Thing • commented on 5 posts 3 days ago

40 Times People Gave Simple Solutions To Complex Problems And "Cured" Them

Maybe try "What can I do for you?" instead. I imagine having clean dishes, laundry, whatever will be nice when the depression remits. I mean, if someone was stuck in hospital their family and friends would look after things for them.

40 Times People Gave Simple Solutions To Complex Problems And "Cured" Them

This kind of stuff really angers me. Depression is a neurodegenerative condition. That terrible feeling is literally your brain dying!

40 Times People Gave Simple Solutions To Complex Problems And "Cured" Them

This kind of stuff really angers me. Depression is a neurodegenerative condition. That terrible feeling is literally your brain dying!

40 Times People Gave Simple Solutions To Complex Problems And "Cured" Them

This is a really good comparison.

50 Freaky Photos Of Olympians And Other Athletes To Give You A New Perspective On The Human Body

I can vouch for this.

50 Freaky Photos Of Olympians And Other Athletes To Give You A New Perspective On The Human Body

I can vouch for the efficacy of dry needling on intractable muscle knots. Idk about traditional acupuncture though.

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Evil Little Thing • commented on 3 posts 2 days ago

50 Hands-Down Funniest Pics Of Cats From The ‘Cat Virus.Exe’ Instagram Page

Every time I see cats on kitchen counters I cringe. Would these people prepare their food on the floor in front of the litter box? So gross.

‘Once I Realized It, It Blew My Mind’: Mom Says People Treat Her Daughter Differently When They Think She’s A Boy

It's almost like text conversations communicate through specific words, not tone of voice or body language.

It’s Time For The Best Parenting Tweets Of The Month, And Here Are The Best Ones This July (50 Pics)

This one seems to be guarding Mom's boobs.

Evil Little Thing • commented on 6 posts 3 days ago

40 Times People Gave Simple Solutions To Complex Problems And "Cured" Them

This kind of stuff really angers me. Depression is a neurodegenerative condition. That terrible feeling is literally your brain dying!

40 Times People Gave Simple Solutions To Complex Problems And "Cured" Them

This is a really good comparison.

50 Freaky Photos Of Olympians And Other Athletes To Give You A New Perspective On The Human Body

I can vouch for this.

50 Freaky Photos Of Olympians And Other Athletes To Give You A New Perspective On The Human Body

I can vouch for the efficacy of dry needling on intractable muscle knots. Idk about traditional acupuncture though.

50 Freaky Photos Of Olympians And Other Athletes To Give You A New Perspective On The Human Body

He was blood doping, right? Super dangerous.

Evil Little Thing • commented on 11 posts 4 days ago

The 'Haters Of Goodreads' Online Page Collects Hilarious One-Star Reviews Of Books And Here're 30 Of The Best Ones

Shakespearian tragedies are PG13 because everyone dies. Greek tragedies are NC17 because incest, cannibalism, and everyone dies (because they did the incest and cannibalism).

The 'Haters Of Goodreads' Online Page Collects Hilarious One-Star Reviews Of Books And Here're 30 Of The Best Ones

Yeah the first thing my English teacher pointed out was that the narrator lies constantly, even starting the story with a lie about how he hates liars. It's very Trumpian. Except he didn't say Trumpian because this was in the 90s when Trump was just a broke, aging asshole pretending to be rich.

The 'Haters Of Goodreads' Online Page Collects Hilarious One-Star Reviews Of Books And Here're 30 Of The Best Ones

Nah that's the answer to life, the universe, and everything.

People Are Divided Over These Parents' Punishment For Their TikTok-Obsessed Teen Daughter After A 'Prank' Gone Wrong

This was hilarious.

29 Times Anti-Vaxxers Made Headlines For Regretting Not Getting The Vaccine While They Still Could

The one needing it most who... won't ruin the donated organ(s) in four years by self-sabotage.

29 Times Anti-Vaxxers Made Headlines For Regretting Not Getting The Vaccine While They Still Could

That's literally how vaccines work. You get immunity so that when you are re-exposed you have defenses and don't get hospitalized and die. The delta variant is more virulent and transmissible than the original version, so people who have been vaccinated and get the delta variant get a cold. People who haven't been vaccinated and get the delta variant have a 1:3 chance of permanent lung scarring, a 1:10 chance of hospitalization, and a 1:50 chance of death.

People Are Re-Watching The 'Twilight Saga' And Realizing How Crazy It Was, Here're 40 Hilarious Memes About It

What if they turned while on a gusher though? Stuck in the worst day of their period *forever*!

35 People Share Things That Confuse Them But They're Too Afraid To Ask

Neurotypical people do not need to learn empathy because it comes naturally, but a certain subset of every population has different frontal lobe function and low-activating mirror neurons, and we don't naturally understand other people's feelings. We can learn cognitive empathy and we can decide to respect other people's feelings even if we don't understand them.

35 People Share Things That Confuse Them But They're Too Afraid To Ask

Try smelling the spices and adding ones you think would make an interesting combination. Taste as you go.

35 People Share Things That Confuse Them But They're Too Afraid To Ask

Until it is clean.

35 People Share Things That Confuse Them But They're Too Afraid To Ask

Yes. It's honestly not hard at all, but you have to know where your car stops and other cars begin. Most people underestimate the space between their front and back bumpers and the cars in front and behind them, so they turn and straighten out too soon. If it looks like you're going to smash into something you probably have a half a meter or more between you.

Evil Little Thing • upvoted 20 items 2 days ago

50 Hands-Down Funniest Pics Of Cats From The ‘Cat Virus.Exe’ Instagram Page

Every time I see cats on kitchen counters I cringe. Would these people prepare their food on the floor in front of the litter box? So gross.

‘Once I Realized It, It Blew My Mind’: Mom Says People Treat Her Daughter Differently When They Think She’s A Boy

It's almost like text conversations communicate through specific words, not tone of voice or body language.

‘Once I Realized It, It Blew My Mind’: Mom Says People Treat Her Daughter Differently When They Think She’s A Boy

Oh that’s weird then, seeing as you did ask who cared in the most literal sense possible.

50 Hands-Down Funniest Pics Of Cats From The ‘Cat Virus.Exe’ Instagram Page

For some reason that is terrifying.

People In This Online Group Share 30 Of The Most Intriguing “Screw This, I Quit” Stories

It’s Time For The Best Parenting Tweets Of The Month, And Here Are The Best Ones This July (50 Pics)

I ran around telling people my mom chained me to the radiator when I was bad. The reason she had me stand near the radiator, whilst being on a timeout, was for me to still be warm.

50 Hands-Down Funniest Pics Of Cats From The ‘Cat Virus.Exe’ Instagram Page

Ahhh the water beard. Very smexy

It’s Time For The Best Parenting Tweets Of The Month, And Here Are The Best Ones This July (50 Pics)

once mine had a tantrum because her shadow didn't stop following her so ...

50 Hands-Down Funniest Pics Of Cats From The ‘Cat Virus.Exe’ Instagram Page

I had a kitty that was 3 weeks old....too smol for a bottle-so I had to feed him his kitty formula with just a straw. He looked like this a lot, poor thing. Miss him.

‘Once I Realized It, It Blew My Mind’: Mom Says People Treat Her Daughter Differently When They Think She’s A Boy

It’s Time For The Best Parenting Tweets Of The Month, And Here Are The Best Ones This July (50 Pics)

Cats definitely do.

50 Hands-Down Funniest Pics Of Cats From The ‘Cat Virus.Exe’ Instagram Page

Somebody need to tell him his toupee isn't fooling anyone.....

People In This Online Group Share 30 Of The Most Intriguing “Screw This, I Quit” Stories

Man, I would forward each one to HR with a complaint.

50 Hands-Down Funniest Pics Of Cats From The ‘Cat Virus.Exe’ Instagram Page

Unfair cuteness level.

50 Hands-Down Funniest Pics Of Cats From The ‘Cat Virus.Exe’ Instagram Page

Those signs are lies! Heeelp!

50 Hands-Down Funniest Pics Of Cats From The ‘Cat Virus.Exe’ Instagram Page

the loaf

It’s Time For The Best Parenting Tweets Of The Month, And Here Are The Best Ones This July (50 Pics)

Would you like to know what it is?

It’s Time For The Best Parenting Tweets Of The Month, And Here Are The Best Ones This July (50 Pics)

They make you old

People In This Online Group Share 30 Of The Most Intriguing “Screw This, I Quit” Stories

In which way? They said that more people were needed, were denied, got replaced, new person hired more people.

People In This Online Group Share 30 Of The Most Intriguing “Screw This, I Quit” Stories

Joe - he was a threat to the management for figuring out the numbers of staff needed.

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