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Melissa Boatman Linebaugh • commented on 13 posts 3 months ago

50 Savage Insults People Found Online That Were Too Good Not To Share With Everyone

My guess is he only understands 4 of the words in that burn.

40 Times Celebrities Proved Themselves To Be Actually Nice People, Shared By Folks On Reddit

I met President Trump!! Oh wait...that was just a Cheeto I found on the floor.

Hey Pandas, How Did You Get Over Depression? (Closed)

*through (typo sorry)

50 "Worst First Date" Stories That People Submitted For Jimmy Fallon's Challenge

Discernment is a better thing.

50 "Worst First Date" Stories That People Submitted For Jimmy Fallon's Challenge

It wouldn’t matter if we were sitting on a toilet, that’d be a nope from me.

50 "Worst First Date" Stories That People Submitted For Jimmy Fallon's Challenge

I have a hard time believing he was a veterinarian at 25.

Woman Continues To Hilariously Recreate Celebrity Instagram Photos, And The Result Is Better Than The Original (New Pics)

In the 80s the more Swatch watches we could fit on our arm the cooler we were! 🤣

“What’s Wrong With Your Cat?” Online Group Has Owners Posting Pics Of Their Malfunctioning Cats And Here Are 50 Of The Funniest Ones

It’s from IKEA. Assembly directions were too confusing.

“What’s Wrong With Your Cat?” Online Group Has Owners Posting Pics Of Their Malfunctioning Cats And Here Are 50 Of The Funniest Ones

I still find it strange to be living in an era where taking a pic of ourselves whilst taking a dump is normal. But cute cat.

30 Digital Illustrations That Expose The Flaws Of Today’s Society By Alireza Pakdel

SAVE THE TREE

30 Extremely Weird Real Estate Listings Shared By “Zillow Gone Wild”

We live in a converted church! It was built in 1865 and converted in the 1980s.

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Melissa Boatman Linebaugh • upvoted 26 items 3 months ago

40 Of The Funniest 'Starter Pack' Memes That Received Many Laughs In This Online Community

My dumbass thought they were Starbursts...

40 Times People Took Their Dogs To The Groomers And Thought They Got Back The Wrong Dog

This kind of haircut is bad for poms' fur., it grows back unevenly (or might not grow back at all) and doesn't look as good. Their fur is also a thermal insulator, so it keeps them warm in the winter and cold in the summer. Cutting it really short will cause them to overeat more easily and they might get sunburned. Don't do it unless absolutely necessary, like for a medical reason. There are other ways to help them cool down.

40 Of The Funniest 'Starter Pack' Memes That Received Many Laughs In This Online Community

My dumbass thought they were Starbursts...

40 Times People Took Their Dogs To The Groomers And Thought They Got Back The Wrong Dog

40 Of The Funniest 'Starter Pack' Memes That Received Many Laughs In This Online Community

I’m a mom. I’m 50. I’m more tech savvy than my kids. (My inner 15 year old wants to scream, “Suck it!”) 😉

40 Of The Funniest 'Starter Pack' Memes That Received Many Laughs In This Online Community

Bonus side character: short Latina lesbian with an attitude and an oversized weapon.

40 Of The Funniest 'Starter Pack' Memes That Received Many Laughs In This Online Community

I would say that all of these convey that he is trying!

50 Savage Insults People Found Online That Were Too Good Not To Share With Everyone

There is another kind of sea anemone or something that eats its brain once it finds a rock to attach to. It's a lot like getting tenure.

Hey Pandas, How Did You Get Over Depression? (Closed)

I agree it never leaves

UPS Driver Posts The Adorable Dogs He Meets On Routes And The Internet Is Here For It (30 New Pics)

Why did humans ever breed dogs that can't survive without outside (aka human) help?

40 Times Celebrities Proved Themselves To Be Actually Nice People, Shared By Folks On Reddit

There isn't any other reasonable reaction to that.

40 Times Celebrities Proved Themselves To Be Actually Nice People, Shared By Folks On Reddit

"I'm now gay." Lol

40 Times Celebrities Proved Themselves To Be Actually Nice People, Shared By Folks On Reddit

Please call her Annie

UPS Driver Posts The Adorable Dogs He Meets On Routes And The Internet Is Here For It (30 New Pics)

Those DIY tape splinters for the puppy's ears can't be healthy.

UPS Driver Posts The Adorable Dogs He Meets On Routes And The Internet Is Here For It (30 New Pics)

Is that dog high, or am I?... *rubs eyes*

50 "Worst First Date" Stories That People Submitted For Jimmy Fallon's Challenge

Hopefully a veterinarian, because that’s the only way he’ll be anywhere near a pussy.

50 "Worst First Date" Stories That People Submitted For Jimmy Fallon's Challenge

To be fair... Rolling stones had some bangers

Woman Continues To Hilariously Recreate Celebrity Instagram Photos, And The Result Is Better Than The Original (New Pics)

How will people know you love nature if you don't let it get to third base?

Woman Continues To Hilariously Recreate Celebrity Instagram Photos, And The Result Is Better Than The Original (New Pics)

That’s her husband.

50 "Worst First Date" Stories That People Submitted For Jimmy Fallon's Challenge

"How I met my stalker..."

50 "Worst First Date" Stories That People Submitted For Jimmy Fallon's Challenge

That is a lot of judgement. Maybe he was compensating for being very nervous to be on a date. And also. Since we're here. *an. If you don't like someone, you don't get on any dates anymore. But don't bash them to make yourself feel good about being rude.

50 "Worst First Date" Stories That People Submitted For Jimmy Fallon's Challenge

Your first time pumping gas should be with someone you love.

50 "Worst First Date" Stories That People Submitted For Jimmy Fallon's Challenge

*Jazz music stops* ..... *Banjo music begins*

50 "Worst First Date" Stories That People Submitted For Jimmy Fallon's Challenge

Is that a euphemism?

50 "Worst First Date" Stories That People Submitted For Jimmy Fallon's Challenge

I don't know, but for some reason I think that's cute.

“What’s Wrong With Your Cat?” Online Group Has Owners Posting Pics Of Their Malfunctioning Cats And Here Are 50 Of The Funniest Ones

idk whether to laugh or call an exorcist

“What’s Wrong With Your Cat?” Online Group Has Owners Posting Pics Of Their Malfunctioning Cats And Here Are 50 Of The Funniest Ones

If only all protests were this civil.

“What’s Wrong With Your Cat?” Online Group Has Owners Posting Pics Of Their Malfunctioning Cats And Here Are 50 Of The Funniest Ones

Cat be nimble, Cat be quick, Cat jump on to the tv pic!

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Melissa Boatman Linebaugh • submitted a list addition 3 months ago

Hey Pandas, How Did You Get Over Depression? (Closed)

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Melissa Boatman Linebaugh • submitted 8 list additions 3 months ago

Hey Pandas, How Did You Get Over Depression? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Is The Weirdest Way You've Gotten Hurt/Sick? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Should Be Invented Already But Hasn't? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What's Your Best Comeback? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Share The Prettiest Photo Of Your Pet (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Post The Best Meme Or Funny Image That Sums Up Your Pet Perfectly (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Did You Name Your Pet And Why? (Closed)

Melissa Boatman Linebaugh • submitted 12 list additions 4 months ago

Hey Pandas, What Will You Submit To The Museum Of 2020? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Is Your Unpopular Opinion? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Post The Cutest Pic Of Your Cat (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Share The Most Recent Picture You Took Of Your Pet (Closed)

Hey Pandas, When Did You Stop Believing In Santa, And Why? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Is Something Everyone Should Know How To Do At Age 30? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Has Been The Best Part About 2020? (Closed)

Melissa Boatman Linebaugh • commented on 20 posts 3 months ago

40 Ridiculously Absurd And Funny Comics By Canadian Artist

*you’re (self grammar policing)

40 Ridiculously Absurd And Funny Comics By Canadian Artist

Ladislav your a douche, that’s happening.

50 Savage Insults People Found Online That Were Too Good Not To Share With Everyone

My guess is he only understands 4 of the words in that burn.

40 Times Celebrities Proved Themselves To Be Actually Nice People, Shared By Folks On Reddit

I met President Trump!! Oh wait...that was just a Cheeto I found on the floor.

Hey Pandas, How Did You Get Over Depression? (Closed)

*through (typo sorry)

50 "Worst First Date" Stories That People Submitted For Jimmy Fallon's Challenge

Discernment is a better thing.

50 "Worst First Date" Stories That People Submitted For Jimmy Fallon's Challenge

It wouldn’t matter if we were sitting on a toilet, that’d be a nope from me.

50 "Worst First Date" Stories That People Submitted For Jimmy Fallon's Challenge

I have a hard time believing he was a veterinarian at 25.

Woman Continues To Hilariously Recreate Celebrity Instagram Photos, And The Result Is Better Than The Original (New Pics)

In the 80s the more Swatch watches we could fit on our arm the cooler we were! 🤣

“What’s Wrong With Your Cat?” Online Group Has Owners Posting Pics Of Their Malfunctioning Cats And Here Are 50 Of The Funniest Ones

It’s from IKEA. Assembly directions were too confusing.

“What’s Wrong With Your Cat?” Online Group Has Owners Posting Pics Of Their Malfunctioning Cats And Here Are 50 Of The Funniest Ones

I still find it strange to be living in an era where taking a pic of ourselves whilst taking a dump is normal. But cute cat.

30 Digital Illustrations That Expose The Flaws Of Today’s Society By Alireza Pakdel

SAVE THE TREE

30 Extremely Weird Real Estate Listings Shared By “Zillow Gone Wild”

We live in a converted church! It was built in 1865 and converted in the 1980s.

30 Extremely Weird Real Estate Listings Shared By “Zillow Gone Wild”

Money doesn’t give you taste.

Satan Has An Instagram Account, And It's Funny As Hell

As a Gen Xer, I had no idea what any of this meant...and now that I know what it means, I have regrets.

Here Are 30 Of The Most Unexpected "How We Met" Stories From Real-Life Couples

I’m glad some good came of it...I want to take a moment to educate anyone reading this that people “die by suicide”, they do not “commit suicide”. The reason we used to say “commit suicide” is that it was a crime—like “committing murder”. If anyone is feeling suicidal, don’t leave us, please get help. 1-800-273-8255.

50 Times People Spotted Things In Very Unusual Colors And Just Had To Document It For Everyone To See

We call them rolliepollies, too!

50 Times People Spotted Things In Very Unusual Colors And Just Had To Document It For Everyone To See

Not fake. http://www.geologyin.com/2017/03/how-do-opalised-fossils-form.html?m=1

50 Times People Spotted Things In Very Unusual Colors And Just Had To Document It For Everyone To See

Unless that Cheeto is Trump.

50 Times People Spotted Things In Very Unusual Colors And Just Had To Document It For Everyone To See

Lovely but it’s sad that these cannot fly.

Melissa Boatman Linebaugh • upvoted 20 items 3 months ago

40 Of The Funniest 'Starter Pack' Memes That Received Many Laughs In This Online Community

My dumbass thought they were Starbursts...

40 Times People Took Their Dogs To The Groomers And Thought They Got Back The Wrong Dog

40 Of The Funniest 'Starter Pack' Memes That Received Many Laughs In This Online Community

I’m a mom. I’m 50. I’m more tech savvy than my kids. (My inner 15 year old wants to scream, “Suck it!”) 😉

40 Of The Funniest 'Starter Pack' Memes That Received Many Laughs In This Online Community

Bonus side character: short Latina lesbian with an attitude and an oversized weapon.

40 Of The Funniest 'Starter Pack' Memes That Received Many Laughs In This Online Community

I would say that all of these convey that he is trying!

50 Savage Insults People Found Online That Were Too Good Not To Share With Everyone

There is another kind of sea anemone or something that eats its brain once it finds a rock to attach to. It's a lot like getting tenure.

Hey Pandas, How Did You Get Over Depression? (Closed)

I agree it never leaves

UPS Driver Posts The Adorable Dogs He Meets On Routes And The Internet Is Here For It (30 New Pics)

Why did humans ever breed dogs that can't survive without outside (aka human) help?

40 Times Celebrities Proved Themselves To Be Actually Nice People, Shared By Folks On Reddit

There isn't any other reasonable reaction to that.

40 Times Celebrities Proved Themselves To Be Actually Nice People, Shared By Folks On Reddit

"I'm now gay." Lol

40 Times Celebrities Proved Themselves To Be Actually Nice People, Shared By Folks On Reddit

Please call her Annie

UPS Driver Posts The Adorable Dogs He Meets On Routes And The Internet Is Here For It (30 New Pics)

Those DIY tape splinters for the puppy's ears can't be healthy.

UPS Driver Posts The Adorable Dogs He Meets On Routes And The Internet Is Here For It (30 New Pics)

Is that dog high, or am I?... *rubs eyes*

50 "Worst First Date" Stories That People Submitted For Jimmy Fallon's Challenge

Hopefully a veterinarian, because that’s the only way he’ll be anywhere near a pussy.

50 "Worst First Date" Stories That People Submitted For Jimmy Fallon's Challenge

To be fair... Rolling stones had some bangers

Woman Continues To Hilariously Recreate Celebrity Instagram Photos, And The Result Is Better Than The Original (New Pics)

How will people know you love nature if you don't let it get to third base?

Woman Continues To Hilariously Recreate Celebrity Instagram Photos, And The Result Is Better Than The Original (New Pics)

That’s her husband.

50 "Worst First Date" Stories That People Submitted For Jimmy Fallon's Challenge

"How I met my stalker..."

50 "Worst First Date" Stories That People Submitted For Jimmy Fallon's Challenge

Your first time pumping gas should be with someone you love.

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