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birdie • commented on 8 posts 1 year ago

People Shared Their Weirdest And Funniest Family Photos Involving Celebrities (50 Pics)

baby is very cute but doesn't look that much like danny devito...

50 Odd And Interesting ‘Weird History’ Posts From This Account That Makes Learning Fun No Matter How Old You Are (New Pics)

it was because he enjoyed gambling so much. he wanted a way that he could go about his business and have a full meal that he could eat with one hand and minimal mess

People Shared Their Weirdest And Funniest Family Photos Involving Celebrities (50 Pics)

baby is very cute but doesn't look that much like danny devito...

50 Odd And Interesting ‘Weird History’ Posts From This Account That Makes Learning Fun No Matter How Old You Are (New Pics)

it was because he enjoyed gambling so much. he wanted a way that he could go about his business and have a full meal that he could eat with one hand and minimal mess

35 Hair-Dye Fails That Make You Feel Glad You're Not The 'Victim' In The Pictures

you have to bleach the hair first!! you can’t just apply blue to dark brown!! not how hair colour works!!

30 Of The Famous 'Unsolved' Mysteries That Have Actually Been Solved

stockholm syndrome

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birdie • upvoted 32 items 1 year ago

This Instagram Account Shares The Worst Dishes Someone Had The Audacity To Serve (50 Pics)

I thought that "sushi" actually meant "wonderful slightly sticky rice made with vinegar", so if I'm right... this is technically sushi.

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This Instagram Account Shares The Worst Dishes Someone Had The Audacity To Serve (50 Pics)

I thought that "sushi" actually meant "wonderful slightly sticky rice made with vinegar", so if I'm right... this is technically sushi.

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35 'Cursed' Pictures Of Birds Shared By "Birds With Threatening Auras"

Im considering using this if you dont hand over that birdseed...

50 Odd And Interesting ‘Weird History’ Posts From This Account That Makes Learning Fun No Matter How Old You Are (New Pics)

It's okay, geometry makes me unhappy too.

50 Odd And Interesting ‘Weird History’ Posts From This Account That Makes Learning Fun No Matter How Old You Are (New Pics)

I mean... As far as prison cells go, that surely isn't that bad, right? lol

40 Times People Didn't Think Their Message Through And It Resulted In These Fails (New Pics)

Just use condoms, geez!

50 Times People Found The Most Unexpected Things (New Pics)

Eesh! I'd put the carpet straight back over that

40 Times People Didn't Think Their Message Through And It Resulted In These Fails (New Pics)

I love it when you talk dirty to me...

40 Times People Didn't Think Their Message Through And It Resulted In These Fails (New Pics)

Don't dead open inside?

40 Times People Didn't Think Their Message Through And It Resulted In These Fails (New Pics)

I prefer the cockcraft tailsbeer

Here Are 40 Incidents From People’s Past That Were So Bitter That They Remember It To This Day

Frick you Mrs. Kay

10 Hotel Secrets Most People Don't Know About, Revealed By A Former Employee

Why would they change it anyways?

50 Facts That Prove Japan Is Unlike Any Other Country (New Pics)

Geez Louise. Our hospital food is more like what prisoners get, which is already shameful. But seeing this just makes ours look like pig slurry.

50 Facts That Prove Japan Is Unlike Any Other Country (New Pics)

These should be more common worldwide. Just think about the amount of water it would save across the globe.

50 Facts That Prove Japan Is Unlike Any Other Country (New Pics)

Now that's great dedication and work. Hard hats of to you Japan.

35 Hair-Dye Fails That Make You Feel Glad You're Not The 'Victim' In The Pictures

you have to bleach the hair first!! you can’t just apply blue to dark brown!! not how hair colour works!!

40 'Facts You Probably Didn't Know That Could Save Your Life'

And never, ever, ever put de lime in da coconut.

Medical Student Shows How People With Certain Medical Conditions See (19 Pics)

I have the most common kind...numbers and letters are certain immutable colors. I don't "see" the color when looking at the number/letter, but the association is so strong, I might as well. The number two is yellow. And, not just any yellow, a very specific shade of yellow. 3's and 9's are both red, but not the same red. I met someone else like this and remember being morally outraged when I heard their colors...Oh so wrong. I wanted to smack him. A green 2? WTF is wrong with you?

Medical Student Shows How People With Certain Medical Conditions See (19 Pics)

I have a weird form of synesthesia (im medically diagnosed) where people have smells but like not in a creepy way. Just different people have smells that correspond with them. Also words have smells. One of my favorite words is wither because it smells like earl grey tea. I don't decide what the words smell like so some of them are really weird.

30 Of The Famous 'Unsolved' Mysteries That Have Actually Been Solved

Cases like these are doubly sad because the kidnapped kid (now adult) loves the kidnapper that raised them. So Pettaway getting locked up is great for the White family since the person who caused them so much grief is finally brought to justice, but it's sad for Ann because now the person she knows as her mother is in jail.

30 Of The Famous 'Unsolved' Mysteries That Have Actually Been Solved

So the male stupidity theorie applies to more than one species?

40 'Facts You Probably Didn't Know That Could Save Your Life'

Unless it’s projectile vomit, in which case this does not work. It does make the others in the house curious about what’s happening in the bathroom though

30 Of The Famous 'Unsolved' Mysteries That Have Actually Been Solved

Now I kinda want to go on Google Maps and look for random stuff.

40 'Facts You Probably Didn't Know That Could Save Your Life'

Just tried and it worked very well. Good to know!

40 'Facts You Probably Didn't Know That Could Save Your Life'

Apparently, there are some people unfamiliar with driving where there are frequent deer. No one wants to hit the deer. It is horrible for deer and your car and possibly your life. Sometimes deer dart into the highway from places on the side of the highway you simply couldn't have seen them before and anticipated. They can jump in front far faster than you can reasonably stop a car. Generally, when this happens, you're also going fast enough (highway speed) that swerving as suddenly as you would have to avoid the deer will land you over the side of the highway or rolling your vehicle. It has long been recommended that after a certain speed, it is just safer to hit the deer. Not only for you, but the people behind you in traffic. No one wants to hit the deer, but sometimes it is the best option in a bad situation, so it is considered best practice since the situation happens fast enough you likely won't have time to analyze the situation.

40 'Facts You Probably Didn't Know That Could Save Your Life'

Note: Apply pressure AROUND the wound -- ideally, above and below it. Do not apply pressure to the knife.

40 'Facts You Probably Didn't Know That Could Save Your Life'

Alligators can NOT run up to 35 miles per hour at all. They’re not land animals (well, they are, but designed to be much more effective in water). The average, healthy human could outrun an alligator on land whether running in a straight line or zig zagging.

40 'Facts You Probably Didn't Know That Could Save Your Life'

I worked as a technician at a bowling alley, I can confirm that the deck that holds / picks up the pins will indeed crush you, it’s extremely heavy, it’s controlled by a computer that doesn’t care if you are in the way and it will drop towards the lane without warning. I’ve no idea why you would think it was a good idea to slide underneath the deck, the sweep and the deck are both clearly very tough bits of kit, you aren’t! We had double safety locking systems on the power supply and physical stops inside them on our pinsetters so that when were working on them there was zero chance of them operating, They will chew you up and spit you out. Your coffin will be wide and flat.

40 'Facts You Probably Didn't Know That Could Save Your Life'

For any given value of "simply".

40 'Facts You Probably Didn't Know That Could Save Your Life'

Show 'em who's boss

35 Hair-Dye Fails That Make You Feel Glad You're Not The 'Victim' In The Pictures

Once it’s dried and brushed or mussed about, it might just look like some neat random blue spots in her hair. Also, isn’t this picture like ten years old?

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birdie • submitted a list addition 1 year ago

Hey Pandas, Post Your Watercolor Art (Closed)

birdie • submitted a list addition 2 years ago

Hey Pandas! What’s The Most Horrible Thing You’ve Seen At A Restaurant? (Ended)

birdie • submitted a list addition 4 years ago

Get A Cat They Said, It Will Be Fun They Said… (Add Yours)

birdie • submitted a list addition 5 years ago

People Are Sharing The Names They Now Call Their Pets Instead Of The Original One, And It's Hilarious

birdie • commented on 20 posts 1 year ago

People Shared Their Weirdest And Funniest Family Photos Involving Celebrities (50 Pics)

baby is very cute but doesn't look that much like danny devito...

50 Odd And Interesting ‘Weird History’ Posts From This Account That Makes Learning Fun No Matter How Old You Are (New Pics)

it was because he enjoyed gambling so much. he wanted a way that he could go about his business and have a full meal that he could eat with one hand and minimal mess

50 Times People Found The Most Unexpected Things (New Pics)

i thought that too! i think they look a lot like conchas!

50 Times People Found The Most Unexpected Things (New Pics)

hey wasnt this an episode of the simpsons?

Medical Student Shows How People With Certain Medical Conditions See (19 Pics)

that’s not what synesthesia is like! i can see music but it’s not around me, it’s in my head. i close my eyes and see swirling colours and shapes.

40 'Facts You Probably Didn't Know That Could Save Your Life'

that’s one thing i have in common with polar bears! severe add!

35 Hair-Dye Fails That Make You Feel Glad You're Not The 'Victim' In The Pictures

you have to bleach the hair first!! you can’t just apply blue to dark brown!! not how hair colour works!!

30 Of The Famous 'Unsolved' Mysteries That Have Actually Been Solved

stockholm syndrome

This Instagram Page Is Solely Dedicated To People Standing Weirdly In Public, And Here Are 40 Of The Best Pics

give em the ol’ razzle dazzle!

50 Times People Couldn’t Believe Their Luck In Thrift Stores (New Pics)

ha! an actual ‘’pup tent’’

50 Times People Had Brilliant Design Ideas

my school (in the us) has those too! they’re not as detailed tho :(

35 Things That Get A Lot Of Hate But It's Undeserved

F*****K YOU A S S HOLE!!

35 Things That Get A Lot Of Hate But It's Undeserved

they are (almost entirely) immune to rabies because their normal body temperature is too low to inhabit the disease. in the (extremely) rare case that they do get rabies, they would be sick with other much worse things as well.

50 Of The Worst Fashion Fails (New Pics)

and that’s on heteronormativity! talk about forcing sexuality on children-

50 Things That Made People Say “Of Course That's A Thing”

SO CUTE

50 Things That Made People Say “Of Course That's A Thing”

i hâte trump but that actually looks delicious!!

This Twitter Page Collects Behind-The-Scenes Pics That Look Like Bad Memes And Here're 30 Of The Funniest Ones

that movie was TRAUMATIC

40 Times Overconfident People Gave "Law Advice" And Got Shamed By The "Bad Legal Takes" Twitter Account

oh i did indeed mean f**k you! you just compared trump to hitler and you STILL SUPPORT HIM?? f*****g stupid!!

40 Times Overconfident People Gave "Law Advice" And Got Shamed By The "Bad Legal Takes" Twitter Account

f**k you :)

40 Tragic Hair Accidents, As Shared In This Online Community (New Pics)

he has a really fantastic side profile though-

birdie • upvoted 20 items 1 year ago

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This Instagram Account Shares The Worst Dishes Someone Had The Audacity To Serve (50 Pics)

I thought that "sushi" actually meant "wonderful slightly sticky rice made with vinegar", so if I'm right... this is technically sushi.

35 'Cursed' Pictures Of Birds Shared By "Birds With Threatening Auras"

Im considering using this if you dont hand over that birdseed...

50 Odd And Interesting ‘Weird History’ Posts From This Account That Makes Learning Fun No Matter How Old You Are (New Pics)

I mean... As far as prison cells go, that surely isn't that bad, right? lol

50 Odd And Interesting ‘Weird History’ Posts From This Account That Makes Learning Fun No Matter How Old You Are (New Pics)

It's okay, geometry makes me unhappy too.

40 Times People Didn't Think Their Message Through And It Resulted In These Fails (New Pics)

Just use condoms, geez!

40 Times People Didn't Think Their Message Through And It Resulted In These Fails (New Pics)

Don't dead open inside?

40 Times People Didn't Think Their Message Through And It Resulted In These Fails (New Pics)

I love it when you talk dirty to me...

40 Times People Didn't Think Their Message Through And It Resulted In These Fails (New Pics)

I prefer the cockcraft tailsbeer

50 Times People Found The Most Unexpected Things (New Pics)

Eesh! I'd put the carpet straight back over that

Here Are 40 Incidents From People’s Past That Were So Bitter That They Remember It To This Day

Frick you Mrs. Kay

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I drive a BMW and always use my turn signal, even pulling out of my driveway.

30 People In This Online Group Share 43 Unexpected Features That Make Them 1% Of The Population

congratulations

What-Are-You-One-Percent-Of-Reddit

I was addicted to heroin for a decade. I got clean and stayed clean, 5 years later. I've never relapsed and never see it happening. They say 10% of addicts get clean and stay clean. That number has proved to be high, from my personal experience. I've been to 38 funerals in 4 years. None were anything but overdoses. I'm still here. I'm one of the ones who made it out.