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I've finally gotten my mother out of the habit of calling me "George", which is nowhere near the name she gave me. The full version, which I earned in preschool for reasons unknown, is "Georgie Porgie Puddin' Butt." I also had a friend in high school I only knew as "Jonesy" for the longest time. I found out later it was short for "Davy Jones", and only then did I learn his real name was David B.

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kinky

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this is child abuse, this child will grow up with severe emotional scarring and trouble making relationships

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dinner and a show

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Tuna melt is an abomination.

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Careful what ya wish for *proceeds to slap you upside the head*

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yes hand sanitazer can clean sharpie off of EVERYTHING

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If you zoom in on anyone's eyes, they look crazy. Source: I regularly do this while I'm teaching new hires at the bank how to scan a driver's license just to freak them out.

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'Veggie'

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i did that once and then banged my foot into the counter

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Chick nugget

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The hell is wrong with you

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I just want to take a moment to analyze this wording, "could have gotten yourself murdered." Interesting. So, if a woman gets murdered, she did it to herself and it is not the fault of the, you know, MURDERER?

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Curiosity to learn anything. Learning about a concept or ojhect is easier than "hoping" because it is tangible and you inherently know learning is possible.

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Ask and ye shall receive...

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You just waved your right to an attorney.

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Isn't that how coffee was 'discovered'? Because some goats ate the berries and became hyper? *quick google search* https://www.thespruceeats.com/the-origin-of-coffee-765180 Still want to hear the song too though :)

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Right? Pretty vague...

Hey Pandas, What Was The Weirdest Nickname You Were Ever Given?

Chicken Bone- My boyfriend showed his online gaming buddies a picture of me, and they proceeded to roast me into oblivion. (I'm cool with the boys, so it was all light-hearted jokes.) My favorite roast by far was when one of them told me I had chicken legs and I looked like I had nothing but skin and bone. (I'm extremely skinny lol) So now every time I'm with my boyfriend and we talk to the boys, they all scream "AAAYYEE IT'S CHICKEN BONE!!!"

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Just remember, you were warned...

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Once I was at Crater Lake in Oregon with my family and my dad decided that was the perfect time to tell us all about the time when he was a kid living in Romania and his school went on a field trip to a mountain and a girl accidently slipped off the mountain while trying to get a better angle for the picture and died. Perfect timing for that story, dad.

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