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Max M • commented on 4 posts 1 week ago

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Max M • upvoted 2 items 1 week ago

50 Of The Scariest Signs Spotted Around The World You'd Probably Want To Be As Far Away As Possible From

To be fair it also killed 30-50% of all Europe 's population, so that port shouldn't feel special.

35 Pieces Of Information That Feel Illegal To Know (New Answers)

But yet if you are a person with a uterus, you may not be able to make decisions on your own behalf when it comes to reproductive rights.

Max M • commented on 2 posts 2 weeks ago

35 Reactions People Posted Online To The Impending US Supreme Court Decision To Overturn Abortion Rights

I ended up in a discussion with a woman hater (pro-life idiot) he pissed me of so much i deleted 9gag, to many of that type there now.

30 New ‘Today I Learned’ Facts That Prove It’s Never Too Late To Learn

in Denmark i think there is only 1 firestation with permenent jobs. Everywhere else they are volunteering, they get a little money for everytime they have to leave work, to stop a fire though.

Max M • commented on 6 posts 3 weeks ago

"Have You Accepted Jesus?": Women Share 30 Genius Tactics They Use To Stop Men From Hitting On Them

Hmm i suspect i would bark back. Then we could bark alot

The 'Facts Encyclopedia' Instagram Is Dedicated To Sharing "Unknown Facts Daily", Here're 40 Of The Most Fascinating Ones

So? Human "civilisation" will always prosper and will always be our death.

"Have You Accepted Jesus?": Women Share 30 Genius Tactics They Use To Stop Men From Hitting On Them

Hmm i suspect i would bark back. Then we could bark alot

The 'Facts Encyclopedia' Instagram Is Dedicated To Sharing "Unknown Facts Daily", Here're 40 Of The Most Fascinating Ones

So? Human "civilisation" will always prosper and will always be our death.

30 Times Folks Online Messed Up A Meal In The Most Entertaining Way Possible For Unexplainable Reasons

On a vacation to a spanish island, i bought some salt for the pan fries we would try make that evening. We poured salt on the fries and get a strange sentation in our mouths. My wife asked asked if it was salt i bought, i showed her. She is good at spanish and told me i had bought baking powder.

50 Times People Spotted 'Absolute Units' And Shared Them In This Online Community (New Pics)

It is impressive to balance it so good, that anyone can open it.

Artist Creates Funny Comics About Situations In The Daily Life Of The Afterlife (40 New Pics)

Not many "homemade" strips are good, but this one is an exception. The text bubbles maybe should be another color, for easier reading though.

Someone In This Online Group Asked “What Was Something That Shocked You When You Visited A Foreign Country?” And 35 People Delivered

Americans keep saying that, but do you actually know HOW it works? Shops here can have different prices in different cities.

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Max M • upvoted an item 3 weeks ago

40 Times Car Owners And Designers Took Things Way Too Far And Got Shared On This Facebook Group

Valid point, let's try it out

Max M • commented on 2 posts 4 weeks ago

40 Times Car Owners And Designers Took Things Way Too Far And Got Shared On This Facebook Group

I would like to see, if the car need to go forward before firing that gun. Or it maybe flip over.

50 Heartwarming Posts From The ‘Wholesome Meets The Internet’ Account To Lift Your Spirits Up (New Pics)

First time my wife scratched myback, I froze many times, before i found out it was not a bad thing to be touched.

Max M • commented on a post 4 weeks ago

Millennials Nearing Their 40s That Have Made Mistakes Share 30 Of The Most Regretful Ones In This Online Group

Video games are good for people with ADHD. For me, they let me disconnect from the world and the thinking mess we gets.

Max M • commented on 2 posts 1 month ago

People Share 40 Habits They Have Had Since They Were Kids That They Now Realize Have A Much Deeper Meaning

Did it all my life. It have something with the feets sennev to do in my case. The bad thing is thst all my socks and footwear get holes at the steppads on the feets

30 People Share Their "Anti-Bucket" List Of Things They Would Never Do Again

What you think and what they think is nice, can be different.

Max M • commented on 16 posts 2 years ago

10 Things You Probably Never Knew About Chickens

Males are too aggressive to have. I vote that people who keeps getting children without the ability to feed them, should get granulated too

10 Things You Probably Never Knew About Chickens

If a place only have women in that department, they are called chicken coops hehe

10 Things You Probably Never Knew About Chickens

Males are too aggressive to have. I vote that people who keeps getting children without the ability to feed them, should get granulated too

10 Things You Probably Never Knew About Chickens

If a place only have women in that department, they are called chicken coops hehe

10 Things You Probably Never Knew About Chickens

I like mine grilled, for about 1,3 hours, turning the whole time. They are so tasty

10 Things You Probably Never Knew About Chickens

I eat my chickens as I please

Teacher Says He Won’t Lie To Students, Teaches The Untold History Of Columbus, His Tweets Go Viral

So if he didnt even stand on mainland, and claim it is his. Then Canada should be Norwegian/danish/Swedish, since vikings set foot there first, to my knowledge.

42 Interesting Animal Facts That You Can Throw Out In Casual Conversations

Moomoo?

42 Interesting Animal Facts That You Can Throw Out In Casual Conversations

Panda, the most lazy and useless animal

Someone Put Down A Huge Stone To Stop Curb Jumpers And Capture The Fools That Ignore It

A pole beside it would probably help a lot. When I got my newest car, I turned right to get out of the parking area and ended up on the stone, the car turned a lot more than the car I had before it. And I couldn't see that Rock from my car, a grande Punto. So taller rocks.

30 Unnecessary Packaging Fails That Got Shamed Online

Maybe you post service steals stuff and the company wanted to be sure you at least got some of your order?

30 Unnecessary Packaging Fails That Got Shamed Online

Try doing that with very small pills. they run away, they stay in the sheet, you get the plastic under a nail etc ffs

30 Unnecessary Packaging Fails That Got Shamed Online

I do the same with melatonin. I can pour 3-4 bottles together and they each have 120 pills. It's crazy that waste. Some meds I use, I need to poke every pill out of the sheet, since the ones in bottles cost about 18 dollar more, in our currency. More waste, lower price

30 Unnecessary Packaging Fails That Got Shamed Online

It looks like a special battery. Those button batteries are in many types only 2-3 types are purchasable in shops

30 Unnecessary Packaging Fails That Got Shamed Online

Why didn't you just use your tap for hot water? I doubt that water is hot after the trip

Woman Documents How Her Lovely But 'Dumb As A Box Of Rocks' Sled Dog Took Her Home And It's Hilarious

I would love to be grinch, no brain all heart.

Woman Documents How Her Lovely But 'Dumb As A Box Of Rocks' Sled Dog Took Her Home And It's Hilarious

How do tech work in the extreme cold? How easy is it to feed tech? How reliable are tech?

Woman Shames Calvin Klein's Plus-Size Rapper Billboard, She Responds And Starts A Heated Discussion

About time we see the other side side. Those skinny models that are used now are more unhealthy than an overweight person. But companies should just choose their own path and take a big dump on the offended mentality. Being offended about everything is also more unhealthy than being obese

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Max M • upvoted 4 items 2 years ago

10 Things You Probably Never Knew About Chickens

*coughcough*anti-vaxxers*coughcough*

Entomologist Rates Ant Emojis Of Different Brands And Their Descriptions Are Hilarious

"Her name is Delanie. She is a lesbian." I fell apart at that bit.

10 Things You Probably Never Knew About Chickens

*coughcough*anti-vaxxers*coughcough*

Entomologist Rates Ant Emojis Of Different Brands And Their Descriptions Are Hilarious

"Her name is Delanie. She is a lesbian." I fell apart at that bit.

30 Unnecessary Packaging Fails That Got Shamed Online

If the owner fails to build a cardboard castle of this, they are a soulless monster...

Woman Shames Calvin Klein's Plus-Size Rapper Billboard, She Responds And Starts A Heated Discussion

I don't get why people are so angry about this. Calvin Klein is a maker of underwear, not a promoter of lifestyles. Looking at this all I see is , "wow, they do a really good range of sizes" - some of the models are very small and some are very big.

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Max M • commented on 4 posts 1 week ago

50 Of The Funniest Conversations People Have Overheard In Courthouses

It is squirrels

35 Pieces Of Information That Feel Illegal To Know (New Answers)

How many? 10 trees full, does not count

35 Pieces Of Information That Feel Illegal To Know (New Answers)

But you will die if you eat a kinder egg. Hehe

35 Pieces Of Information That Feel Illegal To Know (New Answers)

If it really did that. They should set it up to figure out if you maybe have a disorder or mental illness and suggest seeing a doctor with these and these symptoms

Max M • commented on 2 posts 2 weeks ago

35 Reactions People Posted Online To The Impending US Supreme Court Decision To Overturn Abortion Rights

I ended up in a discussion with a woman hater (pro-life idiot) he pissed me of so much i deleted 9gag, to many of that type there now.

30 New ‘Today I Learned’ Facts That Prove It’s Never Too Late To Learn

in Denmark i think there is only 1 firestation with permenent jobs. Everywhere else they are volunteering, they get a little money for everytime they have to leave work, to stop a fire though.

Max M • commented on 6 posts 3 weeks ago

"Have You Accepted Jesus?": Women Share 30 Genius Tactics They Use To Stop Men From Hitting On Them

Hmm i suspect i would bark back. Then we could bark alot

The 'Facts Encyclopedia' Instagram Is Dedicated To Sharing "Unknown Facts Daily", Here're 40 Of The Most Fascinating Ones

So? Human "civilisation" will always prosper and will always be our death.

30 Times Folks Online Messed Up A Meal In The Most Entertaining Way Possible For Unexplainable Reasons

50 Times People Spotted 'Absolute Units' And Shared Them In This Online Community (New Pics)

It is impressive to balance it so good, that anyone can open it.

Artist Creates Funny Comics About Situations In The Daily Life Of The Afterlife (40 New Pics)

Not many "homemade" strips are good, but this one is an exception. The text bubbles maybe should be another color, for easier reading though.

Someone In This Online Group Asked “What Was Something That Shocked You When You Visited A Foreign Country?” And 35 People Delivered

Americans keep saying that, but do you actually know HOW it works? Shops here can have different prices in different cities.

Max M • commented on 2 posts 4 weeks ago

40 Times Car Owners And Designers Took Things Way Too Far And Got Shared On This Facebook Group

I would like to see, if the car need to go forward before firing that gun. Or it maybe flip over.

50 Heartwarming Posts From The ‘Wholesome Meets The Internet’ Account To Lift Your Spirits Up (New Pics)

First time my wife scratched myback, I froze many times, before i found out it was not a bad thing to be touched.

Max M • commented on a post 4 weeks ago

Millennials Nearing Their 40s That Have Made Mistakes Share 30 Of The Most Regretful Ones In This Online Group

Video games are good for people with ADHD. For me, they let me disconnect from the world and the thinking mess we gets.

Max M • commented on 2 posts 1 month ago

People Share 40 Habits They Have Had Since They Were Kids That They Now Realize Have A Much Deeper Meaning

Did it all my life. It have something with the feets sennev to do in my case. The bad thing is thst all my socks and footwear get holes at the steppads on the feets

30 People Share Their "Anti-Bucket" List Of Things They Would Never Do Again

What you think and what they think is nice, can be different.

Max M • commented on 3 posts 2 years ago

10 Things You Probably Never Knew About Chickens

Males are too aggressive to have. I vote that people who keeps getting children without the ability to feed them, should get granulated too

10 Things You Probably Never Knew About Chickens

If a place only have women in that department, they are called chicken coops hehe

10 Things You Probably Never Knew About Chickens

I like mine grilled, for about 1,3 hours, turning the whole time. They are so tasty

Max M • upvoted 2 items 1 week ago

50 Of The Scariest Signs Spotted Around The World You'd Probably Want To Be As Far Away As Possible From

To be fair it also killed 30-50% of all Europe 's population, so that port shouldn't feel special.

35 Pieces Of Information That Feel Illegal To Know (New Answers)

But yet if you are a person with a uterus, you may not be able to make decisions on your own behalf when it comes to reproductive rights.

Max M • upvoted an item 3 weeks ago

40 Times Car Owners And Designers Took Things Way Too Far And Got Shared On This Facebook Group

Valid point, let's try it out

Max M • upvoted 13 items 2 years ago

10 Things You Probably Never Knew About Chickens

*coughcough*anti-vaxxers*coughcough*

Entomologist Rates Ant Emojis Of Different Brands And Their Descriptions Are Hilarious

"Her name is Delanie. She is a lesbian." I fell apart at that bit.

30 Unnecessary Packaging Fails That Got Shamed Online

If the owner fails to build a cardboard castle of this, they are a soulless monster...

Woman Shames Calvin Klein's Plus-Size Rapper Billboard, She Responds And Starts A Heated Discussion

Dumb-Injuries-Tweets

Sorry Guys, You Can’t Let Your Pets Cook Bicycles Here

These 22 Pics Are Composed Of As Many Pixels As There Are Animals Still Alive In These Species

Shhhhh......you can't have FACTS on here! This is a site dedicated to bleeding heart liberals who think feelings = truth. Let's not confuse things by throwing logic into the conversation, what's wrong with you?? If you don't see how this is powerful art you are part of the problem! Smh! (Am I doing it right?)

Airline Introduces Tool To Stay Away From Screaming Babies On Its Flights

Nothing against parents of infants who fly but if and when I fly I am already having stress and I have auditory sensitivity and not enough money to pay for noise canceling headphones that will work against a crying baby in a metal tube. I literally CAN'T handle babies crying for my mental, emotional, and physical health. I would love an option to fly baby free but this Japan Airline thing is a close second. So for people who are saying that people need to "Just Get Over It" some of us CANT "Get Over It"

Girl Collects The Weirdest "Wish" Ads She Sees And Her Commentary Is Hilarious (25 Pics)

The bottom right pic gives it away. It's for hurling potatoes over trees.

35 Times People Couldn’t Believe Their Luck In Thrift Stores

Hand the pills out to trick or treaters.

14 Surprisingly Powerful Quotes That Have Unexpected Origins

Dogs can, I guess. ♥

This New ‘Vaccine’ Can Prevent You From Being Allergic To Cats

Could not agree more. Anyone who does this is an absolute moron

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