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Matthew White • upvoted 5 items 2 weeks ago

50 ‘Weird Facts’ About The World That Might Give You A Fresh Perspective

The social service knows Gays a lot.

Here Are 35 Of The Most Ridiculous Facts In History, Shared In This Online Thread

La pompe funèbre

50 ‘Weird Facts’ About The World That Might Give You A Fresh Perspective

The social service knows Gays a lot.

Here Are 35 Of The Most Ridiculous Facts In History, Shared In This Online Thread

La pompe funèbre

Here Are 35 Of The Most Ridiculous Facts In History, Shared In This Online Thread

*best?

Here Are 35 Of The Most Ridiculous Facts In History, Shared In This Online Thread

nice way to go

Here Are 35 Of The Most Ridiculous Facts In History, Shared In This Online Thread

Anybody else thinking meteor shower? Or are we going with 'Alien Invasion' to appease the tinfoil hat brigade?

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Matthew White • upvoted 2 items 3 weeks ago

Overheard-Funny-People-Conversations-Twitter

People Are Sharing Interesting And Clever Secret Spaces They've Hidden In Their Houses, Here Are 50 Of The Best

10/10 would buy for baking items

Matthew White • upvoted 5 items 1 month ago

Hey Pandas, What Is One Of Your Favorite Short Horror Stories? (Closed)

I stopped at a stand, where they were selling clothes for a really good deal. I bought a few and continued down the street, turning a corner. I froze at the sight of clothes being removed from a bloody corpse as the owner of the stand grinned at me. Suddenly the clothes felt heavy in my hands. He approached me and said, "Nice shirt." I rewrote it will a good start, more details, and a complete ending.

Woman Challenges Unrealistic Body Standards With Side-By-Side “Real Me Monday” Photos Of Herself (30 Pics)

Mar-belly-ous!

Hey Pandas, What Is One Of Your Favorite Short Horror Stories? (Closed)

Woman Challenges Unrealistic Body Standards With Side-By-Side “Real Me Monday” Photos Of Herself (30 Pics)

Mar-belly-ous!

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Matthew White • commented on a post 1 month ago

30 Dishes People Should Stop Ordering As Revealed By Fast Food Workers Online

one of the more reasons to drink it :)

Matthew White • commented on a post 2 months ago

50 Times People Couldn’t Believe Their Luck While Dumpster Diving

i was thinking of careless whisperer by George Micheal

Matthew White • submitted a list addition 2 months ago

Hey Pandas Does Anyone Wanna Join My Anarchy Ream In Minecraft Bedrock Edition

Matthew White • upvoted an item 2 months ago

50 Times People Had Such Wild Solutions To Their Problems, They Were Celebrated In The 'Redneck Engineers' Group (New Pics)

Minecraft boats be like:

Matthew White • upvoted an item 4 months ago

‘Mildly Interesting’: An Online Group Exploring The Weird And Wonderful Side Of Everyday Life (50 New Pics)

Sir lance a lost.

Matthew White • upvoted an item 6 months ago

50 Times People Spotted Old People Being Wholesome And Shared It In This Online Group

no not more queers

Matthew White • upvoted 15 items 8 months ago

People Are Sharing Effective Psychological Tricks They Use And Here're 30 Of The Most Interesting Ones

I'm autistic and I've never done that.

People Online Are Cracking Up At These 40 Buildings Attempting To Hide Their Previous Purpose Shared In This Online Group

So basicly it used to be taco Bell, then it was turned to something else, now it is being turned back to taco bell

People Are Sharing Effective Psychological Tricks They Use And Here're 30 Of The Most Interesting Ones

I'm autistic and I've never done that.

People Online Are Cracking Up At These 40 Buildings Attempting To Hide Their Previous Purpose Shared In This Online Group

So basicly it used to be taco Bell, then it was turned to something else, now it is being turned back to taco bell

People Online Are Cracking Up At These 40 Buildings Attempting To Hide Their Previous Purpose Shared In This Online Group

What...

Hey Pandas, What Is Something That You Think About Really Often? (Closed)

That is so sad. I'm sorry

Hey Pandas, What Is Something That You Think About Really Often?

my girlfriend that i had in second grade up until sophomore year she died in a car crash t-boned by 2 cars what's worse she was 12 weeks pregnant at the time

Hey Pandas, What Was The Most Evil Thing You Have Ever Done?

The most evil thing i've ever done is taking a crap in a urinal in 2nd grade due to all of the other stalls were occupied and it backed up the urinal and i went to wash my hands and this kid named peter didn't notice it and proceeds to pull his pants all the way down to the ground and take a piss on it when he finished the other people in the stalls just got out when he finished and they thought peter did it and i said he did it i've been pulling his name in the mud this whole time fast forward 20 years and a week ago im now 29 and i finally lift the weight off my chest i finally told him he knew that i was sorry and we had a good joke about it

Hey Pandas, What Is The Most Disgusting Food You Have Ever Eaten?

Playdoh, A stick, A barkchip, Chalk, Soap.

Hey Pandas, What Was The Most Evil Thing You Have Ever Done?

Making fun of my. recorder teacher as a nine year old.

What Was The Most Evil Thing You Have Ever Done?

Just some innocent stuff, like roleplaying an evil guy on some sandbox games.

What Is The Most Disgusting Food You Have Ever Eaten?

I really don't react well to solid chunks of fat, so I instantly gagged when I tried meat jelly.

What Have You Done Before And Never Got Caught?

I've snuck dad's car keys out a few times, never been caught!

Hey Pandas, What Are Some Cool Facts And Weird Facts You Know? (Closed)

No idea where or when I learned this, it just always stuck with me and I think about it way too much.

Hey Pandas, What Are Some Cool Facts And Weird Facts You Know?

Giant squids have doughnut shaped brains, and their food passes through the middle before getting to their stomach

What Was The Most Evil Thing You Have Ever Done?

For me, it was I took a pencil from their bag while they where rattling on about how they want a regular coffee, and I used it to write "WHAT SIZE?" on their coffee cup. Then I kept the pencil.

This Online Group Is Dedicated To “Mildly Interesting” Stuff, And Here Are Their 50 Best Posts (New Pics)

You win!

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Matthew White • submitted 2 list additions 8 months ago

Hey Pandas, What Is Something That You Think About Really Often? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Was The Most Evil Thing You Have Ever Done? (Closed)

Matthew White • commented on a post 9 months ago

Hey Pandas, What's One Thing You're Going To Miss About Quarantine?

yes I have a switch and i also have xbox and pc and ps

Matthew White • upvoted 4 items 9 months ago

Hey Pandas, What's One Thing You're Going To Miss About Quarantine?

yes I have a switch and i also have xbox and pc and ps

People Are Sharing What Movie Endings Were So Bad, They Ruined The Entire Film (30 Pics)

This is the best answer. This movie is one of my all time favorites!!

Hey Pandas, What's One Thing You're Going To Miss About Quarantine?

yes I have a switch and i also have xbox and pc and ps

People Are Sharing What Movie Endings Were So Bad, They Ruined The Entire Film (30 Pics)

This is the best answer. This movie is one of my all time favorites!!

Hey Pandas, What's One Thing You're Going To Miss About Quarantine?

Do you have the nintendo switch? I could beat you in Smash Ultimate

Hey Pandas, What's One Thing You're Going To Miss About Quarantine?

Same. During recess in school, I just watch TV, but you can't really do that in person

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Matthew White • submitted a new post 9 months ago

Ask Pandas

Hey Pandas Do Any Of You Play Minecraft Bedrock Edition If So Do You Want To Join My Survival World

Matthew White • submitted a list addition 2 months ago

Hey Pandas Does Anyone Wanna Join My Anarchy Ream In Minecraft Bedrock Edition

Matthew White • submitted 2 list additions 8 months ago

Hey Pandas, What Is Something That You Think About Really Often? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Was The Most Evil Thing You Have Ever Done? (Closed)

Matthew White • submitted 2 list additions 9 months ago

Hey Pandas, What's One Thing You're Going To Miss About Quarantine?

Hey Pandas Do Any Of You Play Minecraft Bedrock Edition If So Do You Want To Join My Survival World

Matthew White • submitted 2 list additions 11 months ago

Hey Pandas, Would You Rather Go Back To The Past Or Go Into The Future? Why? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Is The Funniest Thing You Did As A Kid? (Closed)

Matthew White • submitted 13 list additions 1 year ago

Hey Pandas, If You Could Meet Anyone In The World, Who Would It Be? (Closed)

Pandas, What's Your Fetish? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What's Your Near Death Experience? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What's The One Song You Can't Get Out Of Your Head This Month? (Closed)

Pandas, What Was The Worst Thing That Happened To You In School? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Could You Please Share Your Most Mind-Blowing Shower Thoughts? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Could You Recommend Your Favorite Songs? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Is The Strangest Thing Your Pet Has Eaten? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Are Some Fun Websites You Go To When You Are Bored? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Is One Of Your Favorite Short Horror Stories? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What's A Funny Story That Took Place At School? (Closed)

What's The Stupidest Thing You've Seen A Kid Do? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, If You Had One Superpower, What Would It Be And Why?

Matthew White • commented on a post 1 month ago

30 Dishes People Should Stop Ordering As Revealed By Fast Food Workers Online

one of the more reasons to drink it :)

Matthew White • commented on a post 2 months ago

50 Times People Couldn’t Believe Their Luck While Dumpster Diving

i was thinking of careless whisperer by George Micheal

Matthew White • commented on 14 posts 9 months ago

Hey Pandas, What's One Thing You're Going To Miss About Quarantine?

yes I have a switch and i also have xbox and pc and ps

Hey Pandas, What's One Thing You're Going To Miss About Quarantine?

cool what games do you play, i play coldwar and blackops 4,3 and minecraft and GTA V, 4 if you want we could co-play via xbox live or ps plus or nintendo online with fellow bored pandas as they played with me in the past my gamertag is chillmatthew190

50 Real-Life Photos That Look Like Screenshots Of A Video Game Or A Movie Set

We dindt start the Fire

Hey Pandas, If You Could Live The Life Of A Fictional Character, Who Would You Be? (Closed)

speaking of minecraft does anybody want to join my survival server witch consists of fellow bored pandas list your gamertag and ill invite you mine is chillmatthew190

Hey Pandas, If You Could Live The Life Of A Fictional Character, Who Would You Be? (Closed)

hey whats the wither storm from

30 'Lyrics You'd Never Believe Are Real, But They All Are'

dundun BATMAN BATMAN

Folks On Twitter Shared 30 Stories Of When Celebrities Proved Themselves To Be Actually Nice People

One of the times i met a celebrity is Billy joel i was out in a bar somewhere in california and my friends and i were drinking and next thing that happened was a stranger unbekest to know that it was billy joel we were drunk so my friend asked him if he played the piano we didn't know it was him until later when the bartender said that was billy joel and billy joel PLayed the song PIANO MAN while we were drinking

35 Teachers In This Online Group Talk About Students They’ll Never Forget

35 Teachers In This Online Group Talk About Students They’ll Never Forget

oh s**t i remember this Mrs wilson is that you. man this is to crazy i've been scrolling down this post reading these and i see one about me when i was in 8th grade damn it;s just crazy what a small world

25 Fun Facts About Iceland That Most People Go Their Whole Life Without Knowing

why does it look like peanut butter is on the hot dog

Twitter’s Sharing “Stuff That Should Not Exist” And Here Are 40 Of The Best Tweets About It

anyone play bedrock edition looking for a fun survival world if you are ill add you as a friend so you can join many bored pandas have already joined my gamertag is chillmatthew190

Twitter’s Sharing “Stuff That Should Not Exist” And Here Are 40 Of The Best Tweets About It

"what what what bring them back socks and sandals" this song is now in my head

40 Of The Best Naive Beliefs That People Had In Their Childhood, According To This Twitter Thread

i used to pick them up and yell snake and throw it on my siblings and friends a long time ago

40 Trends Doomed To Lose Popularity In 5 Years, According To People In This Online Community

hey do you want to join a minecraft survival world with some fellow bored pandas if you play bedrock edition my gamertag is chillmatthew190 and its open to anyone ,can join

Matthew White • commented on 4 posts 10 months ago

40 Of The Best Answers To “What Is One 'Unwritten Rule' You Think Everyone Should Know And Follow?”

gives a whole new definition to the word WET DREAM

'Today I Learned': 30 Intriguing Things People Didn't Learn At School, But Found On The Net (New Pics)

this song is actually stuck in my head now

50 Hilarious Photos That Everyone Needs To See Before Having Kids

sorry cant tell only fans

Hey Pandas, What Is An Unusual Talent That You Have?

hey commander rex love your profile photo what season do you like the best of the clone wars

Matthew White • upvoted 5 items 2 weeks ago

50 ‘Weird Facts’ About The World That Might Give You A Fresh Perspective

The social service knows Gays a lot.

Here Are 35 Of The Most Ridiculous Facts In History, Shared In This Online Thread

La pompe funèbre

Here Are 35 Of The Most Ridiculous Facts In History, Shared In This Online Thread

*best?

Here Are 35 Of The Most Ridiculous Facts In History, Shared In This Online Thread

nice way to go

Here Are 35 Of The Most Ridiculous Facts In History, Shared In This Online Thread

Anybody else thinking meteor shower? Or are we going with 'Alien Invasion' to appease the tinfoil hat brigade?

Matthew White • upvoted 2 items 3 weeks ago

Overheard-Funny-People-Conversations-Twitter

People Are Sharing Interesting And Clever Secret Spaces They've Hidden In Their Houses, Here Are 50 Of The Best

10/10 would buy for baking items

Matthew White • upvoted 5 items 1 month ago

Hey Pandas, What Is One Of Your Favorite Short Horror Stories? (Closed)

Woman Challenges Unrealistic Body Standards With Side-By-Side “Real Me Monday” Photos Of Herself (30 Pics)

Mar-belly-ous!

People Share 30 Life Hacks That Sound Terrible But Really Work

But I like the glug glug noise. :D

45 Times Product Packaging Was So Wrong, It Was Shared In This Online Group

They are dragon fruits and sadly the name is misleading as they do not taste of dragons

45 Times Product Packaging Was So Wrong, It Was Shared In This Online Group

What are those red and green fruits?

Matthew White • upvoted an item 2 months ago

50 Times People Had Such Wild Solutions To Their Problems, They Were Celebrated In The 'Redneck Engineers' Group (New Pics)

Minecraft boats be like:

Matthew White • upvoted an item 4 months ago

‘Mildly Interesting’: An Online Group Exploring The Weird And Wonderful Side Of Everyday Life (50 New Pics)

Sir lance a lost.

Matthew White • upvoted an item 6 months ago

50 Times People Spotted Old People Being Wholesome And Shared It In This Online Group

no not more queers

Matthew White • upvoted 5 items 8 months ago

People Are Sharing Effective Psychological Tricks They Use And Here're 30 Of The Most Interesting Ones

I'm autistic and I've never done that.

People Online Are Cracking Up At These 40 Buildings Attempting To Hide Their Previous Purpose Shared In This Online Group

So basicly it used to be taco Bell, then it was turned to something else, now it is being turned back to taco bell

People Online Are Cracking Up At These 40 Buildings Attempting To Hide Their Previous Purpose Shared In This Online Group

What...

Hey Pandas, What Is Something That You Think About Really Often? (Closed)

That is so sad. I'm sorry

Hey Pandas, What Is Something That You Think About Really Often?

my girlfriend that i had in second grade up until sophomore year she died in a car crash t-boned by 2 cars what's worse she was 12 weeks pregnant at the time

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