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matthew owen • commented on 4 posts 2 weeks ago

“What Made You Realize Your Best Friend Was Actually A Complete Jerk?” (30 Responses)

The op writes like they have zero self confidence and puts themself down constantly

This Online Group Is Dedicated To “Mildly Interesting” Stuff, And Here Are Their 50 Best Posts (New Pics)

Or, you know, do like the UK and only deliver to the person and not leave it outside.

“What Made You Realize Your Best Friend Was Actually A Complete Jerk?” (30 Responses)

The op writes like they have zero self confidence and puts themself down constantly

This Online Group Is Dedicated To “Mildly Interesting” Stuff, And Here Are Their 50 Best Posts (New Pics)

Or, you know, do like the UK and only deliver to the person and not leave it outside.

30 People Share Things That Scream "European"

Asia anyone?

30 People Share Things That Scream "European"

American bread tastes sweet like cake

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matthew owen • upvoted 3 items 2 weeks ago

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matthew owen • upvoted 7 items 3 weeks ago

This Online Group Is Dedicated To “Mildly Interesting” Stuff, And Here Are Their 50 Best Posts (New Pics)

What I hate about the paper straw thing is that we were led to believe that we as individuals are the problem, when corporations cause more sea and air pollution than the population combined

30 Common Mistakes That Tourists Make While Visiting Europe

Britain isn't just London, its not just England, its 3 countries ffs

This Online Group Is Dedicated To “Mildly Interesting” Stuff, And Here Are Their 50 Best Posts (New Pics)

What I hate about the paper straw thing is that we were led to believe that we as individuals are the problem, when corporations cause more sea and air pollution than the population combined

30 Common Mistakes That Tourists Make While Visiting Europe

Britain isn't just London, its not just England, its 3 countries ffs

50 Pics Of "Food With Threatening Auras" That Might Ruin Your Appetite

It´s missing HP sauce.

"For Exposure": 40 Screenshots Of Choosing Beggars Caught In Action When It Came To Paying For Services They Asked For

Just another selfish bastard

30 Common Mistakes That Tourists Make While Visiting Europe

Mayve don't use Scheiße in interactions with strangers.

30 People Share "Unwritten" Rules In Their Countries That Foreigners Might Not Know About

Did you notice that every one of these amounts to "let us force things on you"? A visitor shouldn't have to do things that make them uncomfortable. That's rude on the part of the host.

40 Of The Coolest Building Conversions (New Pics)

They had to remove them because they were... well, A LOT and it was getting out of hand

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matthew owen • commented on 8 posts 3 weeks ago

"For Exposure": 40 Screenshots Of Choosing Beggars Caught In Action When It Came To Paying For Services They Asked For

What a twat

"For Exposure": 40 Screenshots Of Choosing Beggars Caught In Action When It Came To Paying For Services They Asked For

For a writer that's rather poor English.

"For Exposure": 40 Screenshots Of Choosing Beggars Caught In Action When It Came To Paying For Services They Asked For

What a twat

"For Exposure": 40 Screenshots Of Choosing Beggars Caught In Action When It Came To Paying For Services They Asked For

For a writer that's rather poor English.

30 Common Mistakes That Tourists Make While Visiting Europe

I don't care. Shut tf up mate. You're too opinionated. I f*****g know where I live and what it's called. Wind your neck in 🛎 end

30 Common Mistakes That Tourists Make While Visiting Europe

You like your opinion innit. Yeah I f*****g know where I live b*****d. I just said it that to prove a point, wind your f*****g neck in.

50 Pics Of "Food With Threatening Auras" That Might Ruin Your Appetite

That looks well nice

30 Common Mistakes That Tourists Make While Visiting Europe

Britain isn't just London, its not just England, its 3 countries ffs

30 People Share "Unwritten" Rules In Their Countries That Foreigners Might Not Know About

I'll eat and drink what I want when I want. Imagine thinking you can tell someone else how to eat and drink. Ridiculous.

30 People Share "Unwritten" Rules In Their Countries That Foreigners Might Not Know About

I'm never going there then. I'm not eating if I don't want to, I hate coffee and do not f*****g touch me. Ever. Also, don't talk to me, I don't know you.

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matthew owen • commented on a post 4 weeks ago

40 Of The Coolest Building Conversions (New Pics)

I've been there, there's a load of turtles living in the middle with those trees.

matthew owen • upvoted an item 4 weeks ago

just-kath reply

Simple toast. Preferably with decent bread, at least Italian or sourdough. Toast it until it's really toasted not just warm bread and slather with Irish butter. Toast is one of my top 5 favorite foods.

matthew owen • commented on 7 posts 1 month ago

97 Frugal Living Tips To Get More Bang For Your Buck

No but it seems you were taught to be a c**t to people. Go f**k yourself mate. I asked a question you twat

30 People Share Unexpected Food Facts That May Satisfy Your Appetite For Knowledge

It's coriander love

97 Frugal Living Tips To Get More Bang For Your Buck

No but it seems you were taught to be a c**t to people. Go f**k yourself mate. I asked a question you twat

30 People Share Unexpected Food Facts That May Satisfy Your Appetite For Knowledge

It's coriander love

30 People Share Unexpected Food Facts That May Satisfy Your Appetite For Knowledge

Discovered? You mean saw.

“Sarcasm Only”: 50 Hilariously Unhinged Memes That May Tickle Your Funny Bone (New Pics)

Glitches? What are you talking about?

30 Hard Truths People Only Realized Later In Life, But Wish They Had Known Sooner

People can be biased but not actual bias.

35 "It Can't Be That Easy" Things That Turned Out To Actually Be Easy When People Tried Them

My mates a professional wheelchair ballroom dancer. It's incredible

97 Frugal Living Tips To Get More Bang For Your Buck

How is a SLOW cooker as quick as take away food??

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matthew owen • upvoted 9 items 1 month ago

97 Frugal Living Tips To Get More Bang For Your Buck

Toss frozen meat, vegetables and something to make gravy in the pot before work.its done, or close, when you get home. Can make tough meat cuts tender, recipes that normally need watching don't.

Someone Wondered “What’s A Sign That Someone Grew Up Poor?” And 30 Folks Online Delivered

Thank you, I am always surprised how US posters expect the rest of the world to know what some capitalized letters mean.

97 Frugal Living Tips To Get More Bang For Your Buck

Toss frozen meat, vegetables and something to make gravy in the pot before work.its done, or close, when you get home. Can make tough meat cuts tender, recipes that normally need watching don't.

Someone Wondered “What’s A Sign That Someone Grew Up Poor?” And 30 Folks Online Delivered

Thank you, I am always surprised how US posters expect the rest of the world to know what some capitalized letters mean.

“Sarcasm Only”: 50 Hilariously Unhinged Memes That May Tickle Your Funny Bone (New Pics)

Orrrrrr to have a solid, mature relationship you could just admit you could be wrong.... (I know it's a joke I just hate these stupid mindsets and people wonder why they don't have good relationship!!)

“Sarcasm Only”: 50 Hilariously Unhinged Memes That May Tickle Your Funny Bone (New Pics)

I know it's a joke, but emotional manipulation like that is seriously messed up.

30 People Share Unexpected Food Facts That May Satisfy Your Appetite For Knowledge

In many countries, the original name for Cilantro (Coriander) is still used. The world Cilantro is almost exclusively found in North America and South America while Coriander (or variants of it) are used elsewhere. Oregano's name is of Greek origin and not Mexican.

“Sarcasm Only”: 50 Hilariously Unhinged Memes That May Tickle Your Funny Bone (New Pics)

Sorry but I love android I grew up with it and don’t like apple, so android/Samsung loving pandas unite!

“Sarcasm Only”: 50 Hilariously Unhinged Memes That May Tickle Your Funny Bone (New Pics)

I'm scared cos I'm nearly 20, and I don't know what I'm doing

35 "It Can't Be That Easy" Things That Turned Out To Actually Be Easy When People Tried Them

They mean flight attendant

97 Frugal Living Tips To Get More Bang For Your Buck

It is as long as morning you throws everything in the pot and sets the cooker so evening you has ready made dinner. Usually slow cooker meal prep is very fast. But yeah it's worded weird.

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matthew owen • submitted a list addition 2 years ago

Hey Pandas, What's The Closest You've Ever Come To Dying? (Closed)

matthew owen • commented on 4 posts 2 weeks ago

“What Made You Realize Your Best Friend Was Actually A Complete Jerk?” (30 Responses)

The op writes like they have zero self confidence and puts themself down constantly

This Online Group Is Dedicated To “Mildly Interesting” Stuff, And Here Are Their 50 Best Posts (New Pics)

Or, you know, do like the UK and only deliver to the person and not leave it outside.

30 People Share Things That Scream "European"

Asia anyone?

30 People Share Things That Scream "European"

American bread tastes sweet like cake

matthew owen • commented on 8 posts 3 weeks ago

"For Exposure": 40 Screenshots Of Choosing Beggars Caught In Action When It Came To Paying For Services They Asked For

What a twat

"For Exposure": 40 Screenshots Of Choosing Beggars Caught In Action When It Came To Paying For Services They Asked For

For a writer that's rather poor English.

30 Common Mistakes That Tourists Make While Visiting Europe

I don't care. Shut tf up mate. You're too opinionated. I f*****g know where I live and what it's called. Wind your neck in 🛎 end

30 Common Mistakes That Tourists Make While Visiting Europe

You like your opinion innit. Yeah I f*****g know where I live b*****d. I just said it that to prove a point, wind your f*****g neck in.

50 Pics Of "Food With Threatening Auras" That Might Ruin Your Appetite

That looks well nice

30 Common Mistakes That Tourists Make While Visiting Europe

Britain isn't just London, its not just England, its 3 countries ffs

30 People Share "Unwritten" Rules In Their Countries That Foreigners Might Not Know About

I'll eat and drink what I want when I want. Imagine thinking you can tell someone else how to eat and drink. Ridiculous.

30 People Share "Unwritten" Rules In Their Countries That Foreigners Might Not Know About

I'm never going there then. I'm not eating if I don't want to, I hate coffee and do not f*****g touch me. Ever. Also, don't talk to me, I don't know you.

matthew owen • commented on a post 4 weeks ago

40 Of The Coolest Building Conversions (New Pics)

I've been there, there's a load of turtles living in the middle with those trees.

matthew owen • commented on 7 posts 1 month ago

97 Frugal Living Tips To Get More Bang For Your Buck

No but it seems you were taught to be a c**t to people. Go f**k yourself mate. I asked a question you twat

30 People Share Unexpected Food Facts That May Satisfy Your Appetite For Knowledge

It's coriander love

30 People Share Unexpected Food Facts That May Satisfy Your Appetite For Knowledge

Discovered? You mean saw.

“Sarcasm Only”: 50 Hilariously Unhinged Memes That May Tickle Your Funny Bone (New Pics)

Glitches? What are you talking about?

30 Hard Truths People Only Realized Later In Life, But Wish They Had Known Sooner

People can be biased but not actual bias.

35 "It Can't Be That Easy" Things That Turned Out To Actually Be Easy When People Tried Them

My mates a professional wheelchair ballroom dancer. It's incredible

97 Frugal Living Tips To Get More Bang For Your Buck

How is a SLOW cooker as quick as take away food??

matthew owen • upvoted 4 items 2 weeks ago

This Online Group Is Dedicated To “Mildly Interesting” Stuff, And Here Are Their 50 Best Posts (New Pics)

What I hate about the paper straw thing is that we were led to believe that we as individuals are the problem, when corporations cause more sea and air pollution than the population combined

30 People Share Things That Scream "European"

nah, again, Africa. Thousands of languages. I'm fluent in two and can speak about 5.

30 People Share Things That Scream "European"

and Eastern Europe is never mentionned...

30 People Share Things That Scream "European"

I think it's not European. It's just a non-US thing.

matthew owen • upvoted 7 items 3 weeks ago

30 Common Mistakes That Tourists Make While Visiting Europe

Britain isn't just London, its not just England, its 3 countries ffs

"For Exposure": 40 Screenshots Of Choosing Beggars Caught In Action When It Came To Paying For Services They Asked For

Just another selfish bastard

50 Pics Of "Food With Threatening Auras" That Might Ruin Your Appetite

It´s missing HP sauce.

30 Common Mistakes That Tourists Make While Visiting Europe

Mayve don't use Scheiße in interactions with strangers.

just-kath reply

30 People Share "Unwritten" Rules In Their Countries That Foreigners Might Not Know About

Did you notice that every one of these amounts to "let us force things on you"? A visitor shouldn't have to do things that make them uncomfortable. That's rude on the part of the host.

40 Of The Coolest Building Conversions (New Pics)

They had to remove them because they were... well, A LOT and it was getting out of hand

matthew owen • upvoted an item 4 weeks ago

I Converted A Van Into A Home And Now Work Remotely And Travel Full-Time

matthew owen • upvoted 8 items 1 month ago

97 Frugal Living Tips To Get More Bang For Your Buck

Toss frozen meat, vegetables and something to make gravy in the pot before work.its done, or close, when you get home. Can make tough meat cuts tender, recipes that normally need watching don't.

97 Frugal Living Tips To Get More Bang For Your Buck

It is as long as morning you throws everything in the pot and sets the cooker so evening you has ready made dinner. Usually slow cooker meal prep is very fast. But yeah it's worded weird.

30 People Share Unexpected Food Facts That May Satisfy Your Appetite For Knowledge

Someone Wondered “What’s A Sign That Someone Grew Up Poor?” And 30 Folks Online Delivered

Thank you, I am always surprised how US posters expect the rest of the world to know what some capitalized letters mean.

“Sarcasm Only”: 50 Hilariously Unhinged Memes That May Tickle Your Funny Bone (New Pics)

Sorry but I love android I grew up with it and don’t like apple, so android/Samsung loving pandas unite!

“Sarcasm Only”: 50 Hilariously Unhinged Memes That May Tickle Your Funny Bone (New Pics)

I know it's a joke, but emotional manipulation like that is seriously messed up.

“Sarcasm Only”: 50 Hilariously Unhinged Memes That May Tickle Your Funny Bone (New Pics)

I'm scared cos I'm nearly 20, and I don't know what I'm doing

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