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maswartz • upvoted 2 items 7 hours ago

50 Times People Asked To Rate Their Dogs And Got Hilariously Wholesome Results (New Pics)

Why is that dog looking at me like he just saw my report card and needs to have a talk with me about my grades?

50 Times People Asked To Rate Their Dogs And Got Hilariously Wholesome Results (New Pics)

Lol the tongue

maswartz • commented on 3 posts 6 days ago

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maswartz • upvoted 10 items 6 days ago

40 Examples Of 'Nice Girls', A Female Equivalent Of The Toxic 'Nice Guys'

Bruh not everybody tryna be nice to you wants to date you!

40 Examples Of 'Nice Girls', A Female Equivalent Of The Toxic 'Nice Guys'

And yet a lot of women complain that they can’t work out without being hit on. Hence why we have female only gyms.

40 Examples Of 'Nice Girls', A Female Equivalent Of The Toxic 'Nice Guys'

Bruh not everybody tryna be nice to you wants to date you!

40 Examples Of 'Nice Girls', A Female Equivalent Of The Toxic 'Nice Guys'

And yet a lot of women complain that they can’t work out without being hit on. Hence why we have female only gyms.

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40 Examples Of 'Nice Girls', A Female Equivalent Of The Toxic 'Nice Guys'

I realize this smacks of victim blaming, but if you are training him to think no does not mean no, what do you think will happen when you do mean it? Seriously, these women set everything back. If this is the primary type of women some men have to deal with, is it any wonder we have problems teaching respect?!? What really concerns me is that some of these women are raising sons

40 Examples Of 'Nice Girls', A Female Equivalent Of The Toxic 'Nice Guys'

STOP USING SOMEONES SEXUAL ORIENTATION AS AN INSULT

40 Examples Of 'Nice Girls', A Female Equivalent Of The Toxic 'Nice Guys'

No means NO. And we wonder why some men keep trying after being told no when there are these mixed messages. Just stop with the bullshit games.

40 Examples Of 'Nice Girls', A Female Equivalent Of The Toxic 'Nice Guys'

What do women want? I thought No means No. we've been taught that since we were toddlers, but now they want to flip the script

40 Examples Of 'Nice Girls', A Female Equivalent Of The Toxic 'Nice Guys'

So men get abused for not taking no for an answer and then there are women who expect men to chase them after being told no. Ridiculous.

40 Examples Of 'Nice Girls', A Female Equivalent Of The Toxic 'Nice Guys'

This kind of messaging is why men think they should try harder, and how you create an unsafe feeling for a lot of woman. Because a man will take away from this that no means yes. And that you have to keep trying, even though the woman made clear that she is not into you. It's a dangerous game to play!

40 Examples Of 'Nice Girls', A Female Equivalent Of The Toxic 'Nice Guys'

Ugh another one playing stupid Games. If you say you don't want something then expect to not get it.

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maswartz • upvoted 14 items 1 week ago

People Are Exposing The Totally Unrealistic Behaviors Of TV Or Movie Characters In Funny Tweets (40 Pics)

Actually there are some articles out there about just this thing and how these types of shows make people feel more comfortable with cops being “above the law”. That’s why a few of them got canceled over the summer during the George Floyd protests.

People Are Exposing The Totally Unrealistic Behaviors Of TV Or Movie Characters In Funny Tweets (40 Pics)

Well, cops think they should live that way for real, from what I understand. So.... Yeah. Not good.

People Are Exposing The Totally Unrealistic Behaviors Of TV Or Movie Characters In Funny Tweets (40 Pics)

Well, cops think they should live that way for real, from what I understand. So.... Yeah. Not good.

We Have The FBI And Then We Have This

But Why? Smh Entitled Queens Lol

Restoration 100. Smh My Head

Something That Every Nice Girl Must Hear

The Cat Isn’t What He Should Be Getting Rid Of

Double Standards Are Great !

I'm Sure Nick Appreciates Your Support!

Half Way

We All Have Boyfriends

Funny-Movie-TV-Show-Cliches

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maswartz • commented on 2 posts 1 week ago

30 People Compare Healthcare In The US Vs. Other Countries, Say The US Has A Lot To Learn

This. They act like we can just fix it right now.

40 Times Boston Home Inspectors Discovered Such Interesting Things, They Just Had To Take A Photo

Part of me would want to hit it and see what happens.

maswartz • upvoted an item 1 week ago

30 People Compare Healthcare In The US Vs. Other Countries, Say The US Has A Lot To Learn

Honestly, I wish BP would stop posting articles like this every other day. dealing with living in the US is annoying enough at the moment, I don't think we need to be reminded every day how broken our country us when we come to this site to relax. Like, we get it already. The healthcare system is awful. he people in our country who don't want to change it are dumbfucks. You don't need to be constantly rubbing it in.

maswartz • upvoted 7 items 2 weeks ago

Guard Dog Named Lucky Ignored A Staged 'Armed Raider' During A Training Exercise In Jewel Store

Dogs seem to be able to sense bad intent. Since it was just an excersise and the dog knew the ''Robber'' He probably didn't sense anything bad and just relaxed

50 Times People X-Rayed Things And Got Interesting Results

These ones creep me out because it’s like they’re storing dead kitty bodies(shudder). Please don’t downvote me

Guard Dog Named Lucky Ignored A Staged 'Armed Raider' During A Training Exercise In Jewel Store

Dogs seem to be able to sense bad intent. Since it was just an excersise and the dog knew the ''Robber'' He probably didn't sense anything bad and just relaxed

50 Times People X-Rayed Things And Got Interesting Results

These ones creep me out because it’s like they’re storing dead kitty bodies(shudder). Please don’t downvote me

50 Times People X-Rayed Things And Got Interesting Results

Are xrays of pregnant creatures safe for the animal?

30 Of The Most Infamous ‘Plot Holes’ That The Movies Actually Explained, But The Audience Didn’t Notice

Ben Affleck point that out and was told to shut up

30 Of The Most Infamous ‘Plot Holes’ That The Movies Actually Explained, But The Audience Didn’t Notice

Also the original time turners only go back a few hours.

30 Of The Most Infamous ‘Plot Holes’ That The Movies Actually Explained, But The Audience Didn’t Notice

There are a subset of movie watchers whose solution to everything is "why dont you just shoot him?". This applies to James Bond, Harry Potter... basically any movie where there bad guy has our hero at his mercy. Parodied in the first(?)Austin Powers movie by Scott Evil

These Comics By A Legendary Cartoonist Might Make Your Day (50 Pics)

FLOOF

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maswartz • commented on a post 2 weeks ago

50 Pics Showing Missing Dogs Returning To Their Homes That Might Get You Teary-Eyed

Love how those deer knew this was a good boy who would keep them safe.

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maswartz • submitted a list addition 3 years ago

Pandas, What Was The Worst Thing You Accidentally Did As A Kid?

maswartz • commented on 3 posts 6 days ago

40 Examples Of 'Nice Girls', A Female Equivalent Of The Toxic 'Nice Guys'

His life would be in ruins and he'd be in jail

40 Examples Of 'Nice Girls', A Female Equivalent Of The Toxic 'Nice Guys'

This is a classic example of how men would be crucified if they said this about women.

40 Examples Of 'Nice Girls', A Female Equivalent Of The Toxic 'Nice Guys'

And THIS is why so many boys and men don't understand "No means no"

maswartz • commented on 2 posts 1 week ago

30 People Compare Healthcare In The US Vs. Other Countries, Say The US Has A Lot To Learn

This. They act like we can just fix it right now.

40 Times Boston Home Inspectors Discovered Such Interesting Things, They Just Had To Take A Photo

Part of me would want to hit it and see what happens.

maswartz • commented on a post 2 weeks ago

50 Pics Showing Missing Dogs Returning To Their Homes That Might Get You Teary-Eyed

Love how those deer knew this was a good boy who would keep them safe.

maswartz • commented on 2 posts 3 weeks ago

45 Hilarious Comics For Socially Awkward People By The Pidgeon Gazette (New Pics)

You cut out a part of this one.

50 Comics With Twisted Endings By Optipess (New Pics)

HURR DURR TECHNOLOGY BAD!

maswartz • commented on 6 posts 1 month ago

Dad Asks If He Was Wrong For Snapping At His Sister After She Called Him "Creepy And Perverted" For Hugging His Son

Kick the sister out and let the niece stay.

Woman Films How A Creep Left A Water Bottle On Her Car, Another Woman Explains It's A Tactic Used By Human Traffickers

Gotta "love" how people use this to crap on the US like this kind of thing never happens in other nations...

50 Times People Captured Such Perfectly Timed Pics, They Had To Celebrate It By Sharing Them Online (New Pics)

I CAN SMELL THE COSMOS!!!!

Child Leaves His Puppy On A Park Bench With A Heartbreaking Note Because His Parents Abused The Dog

I hope the kid and dog reunite someday when they both are safe.

45 Times Jerks Got What They Deserved By Getting 'Destroyed' In The Comments (New Pics)

There are people who scour the history of every black person killed by cops to find something to justify their execution. Funny how they all flip out when the same is done to a white woman.

Pit Bull Kindly Asks Owners To Allow A Pregnant Cat Inside So It Can Give Birth

Kind owner equals kind dog

maswartz • commented on 5 posts 2 months ago

50 Times People Wanted Attention On Social Media So Bad, They Resorted To Doing Horrible Things

Congrats on giving them the attention they wanted.

People Say These 30 Things 100% Ruin A Movie For Them Every Time

I end up walking out of the room during those kinds of scenes

Artist Redraws 20 Total Drama Island Characters In A More Realistic Way

This really highlights how horrible the original designs are.

32 Seemingly Normal Things About American Schools That Confuse The Hell Out Of Non-Americans

Cynic I am I honestly expected at least one "Why do you have school shooter drills"

30 Americans Share Their Student Loans And The Rest Of The World Can't Understand How This Can Be Real

Oh goodie another "the rest of the world can't understand how messed up America is" post...

maswartz • commented on a post 3 months ago

40 Times People Had Such 'Genius' Solutions To Various Problems, They Got Posted On 'Redneck Engineering'

I mean so could a normal mirror.

maswartz • upvoted 2 items 7 hours ago

50 Times People Asked To Rate Their Dogs And Got Hilariously Wholesome Results (New Pics)

Why is that dog looking at me like he just saw my report card and needs to have a talk with me about my grades?

50 Times People Asked To Rate Their Dogs And Got Hilariously Wholesome Results (New Pics)

Lol the tongue

maswartz • upvoted 10 items 6 days ago

40 Examples Of 'Nice Girls', A Female Equivalent Of The Toxic 'Nice Guys'

Bruh not everybody tryna be nice to you wants to date you!

40 Examples Of 'Nice Girls', A Female Equivalent Of The Toxic 'Nice Guys'

And yet a lot of women complain that they can’t work out without being hit on. Hence why we have female only gyms.

Funny, Relationships

40 Examples Of 'Nice Girls', A Female Equivalent Of The Toxic 'Nice Guys'

STOP USING SOMEONES SEXUAL ORIENTATION AS AN INSULT

40 Examples Of 'Nice Girls', A Female Equivalent Of The Toxic 'Nice Guys'

No means NO. And we wonder why some men keep trying after being told no when there are these mixed messages. Just stop with the bullshit games.

40 Examples Of 'Nice Girls', A Female Equivalent Of The Toxic 'Nice Guys'

What do women want? I thought No means No. we've been taught that since we were toddlers, but now they want to flip the script

40 Examples Of 'Nice Girls', A Female Equivalent Of The Toxic 'Nice Guys'

So men get abused for not taking no for an answer and then there are women who expect men to chase them after being told no. Ridiculous.

40 Examples Of 'Nice Girls', A Female Equivalent Of The Toxic 'Nice Guys'

Ugh another one playing stupid Games. If you say you don't want something then expect to not get it.

maswartz • upvoted 8 items 1 week ago

People Are Exposing The Totally Unrealistic Behaviors Of TV Or Movie Characters In Funny Tweets (40 Pics)

Well, cops think they should live that way for real, from what I understand. So.... Yeah. Not good.

We Have The FBI And Then We Have This

But Why? Smh Entitled Queens Lol

Restoration 100. Smh My Head

Something That Every Nice Girl Must Hear

The Cat Isn’t What He Should Be Getting Rid Of

Double Standards Are Great !

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