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Mascha Claessens

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Mascha Claessens • commented on 3 posts 1 day ago

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Mascha Claessens • upvoted 3 items 3 days ago

50 Hilarious Photos That Prove Cats Are The Biggest Jerks (New Pics)

Wait what kind of cat is that? It’s so beautiful

50 Hilarious Photos That Prove Cats Are The Biggest Jerks (New Pics)

What a beautiful cat!

50 Hilarious Photos That Prove Cats Are The Biggest Jerks (New Pics)

Wait what kind of cat is that? It’s so beautiful

50 Hilarious Photos That Prove Cats Are The Biggest Jerks (New Pics)

What a beautiful cat!

50 Hilarious Photos That Prove Cats Are The Biggest Jerks (New Pics)

If I fits, I sits, I sleeps.

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Mascha Claessens • commented on 4 posts 4 days ago

I Photographed Foggy Forest Roads And Paths In The Netherlands During Each Season (30 Pics)

Those pieces of forest we still have are lovely, especially beech forests, I love those. Beeches have gorgeous colors every time of the year. Unfortunately, we don't have many large natural areas anymore.

30 Times Car Owners Had Such A Terrible Day, They Went To The Internet For Comfort

I see Dutch, I upvote. 🤓

I Photographed Foggy Forest Roads And Paths In The Netherlands During Each Season (30 Pics)

30 Times Car Owners Had Such A Terrible Day, They Went To The Internet For Comfort

I see Dutch, I upvote. 🤓

30 Of The Funniest Tweets From Dads On Twitter

With rum. Yum. 🥴🥴🥴

30 Times Car Owners Had Such A Terrible Day, They Went To The Internet For Comfort

I remember seeing a car in the water when I was little. No one inside, luckily. They just parked at a parking lot next to the water and forgot to put on the handbrake. :') (and/or put it in gear)

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Mascha Claessens • upvoted 7 items 4 days ago

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I snuck out to do teenagerly things at around midnight and got back at around 4 in the morning. I very slowly, agonizingly slowly, took my keys out of my pocket, selected the correct key, inserted it into the front door lock at a speed of one tumbler per fortnight, rotated it counterclockwise while palming the rest of the keys so as to not let them jingle and successfully unlocked the door. I removed the key from the lock at the same snails pace and put my keys back in my right front pocket. I went to reach for the doorknob and rang the doorbell. That was when I died.

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So this happened a couple days ago, I got home from school tired as hell so I decide to take a nap at around 5:00. Well it turns out to be really deep and when I wake up my clock says 7:50. This freaks me the [hell] out because school starts at 7:20 and I quickly get changed and sprint out to my car to drive to school. As I'm driving there is surprisingly little traffic but I don't think anything of it and I pull up to the school parking lot. It is completely empty and I'm confused as hell so I walk over to two police officers and they inform me that it is actually 8 pm not am and I realize that I probably look like the biggest dumbass around. I just yelled at myself all the way home about how dumb I am.

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Wanted to light a candle. Struck a match. Changed my mind about which candle I wanted to light, and decided to light a Yankee jar candle instead. Couldn't get the lid off with one hand. Stuck the lit match in my mouth so I could use both hands to get the lid off. Couldn't smell the scented candle. Could only smell singed nose hair for days.

30 Of The Funniest Tweets From Dads On Twitter

I laughed out loud at this one! Should be higher!

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A couple of weeks ago, I heard my neighbors cat meowing, so I responded with a "meow" of my own. This went on for about 3-4 exchanges until I opened the door and found it was not a cat, it was just another dude meowing back at me. So many unanswered questions.