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Mark Johanen • commented on 9 posts 9 months ago

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Mark Johanen • upvoted 2 items 9 months ago

35 Weird, Fascinating, And Disturbing Statistics About Pretty Much Everything

Yes, and it is similar for breast cancer. However, there are many very slow growing types of cancer. Most of these people die of old age, not cancer. Misleading.

35 Weird, Fascinating, And Disturbing Statistics About Pretty Much Everything

Also, statistically speaking, his name would be "Mohammed Lee". ('Mohammed' is the most common first name, and "Lee' is the most common family (last) name.)

Mark Johanen • commented on 22 posts 1 year ago

'Awful Everything' Online Community Shames World's Worst People And Here's 50 Of Their Most Hated Ones

A peaceful protestor was trying to climb through a window -- yes, admittedly trespassing -- when she was shot by a police officer. She was unarmed, and it's difficult to imagine how she could have been threatening anyway while climbing through a window. The police officer who shot her said that by shooting an unarmed woman, "I saved countless lives." Authorities refused to prosecute him. News reports about the incident seem to center entirely on her having extreme political beliefs and make no mention of how she was supposedly endangering anyone. Her name is Ashli Babbitt. No one cares that she was killed because she was white and pro-Trump. If she was black and a BLM protestor, you can be sure the police officer who killed her would be on trial for murder.

'Awful Everything' Online Community Shames World's Worst People And Here's 50 Of Their Most Hated Ones

I used to get health insurance for $400 per month. Then the federal government said they were going to "help". They instituted Obamacare. My insurance premiums went to $700 per month and my deductibles and co-pays sky-rocketed. Thanks, Mr Obama. Obama promised that he was going to cut health insurance premiums by an average of $2,500 per year. Instead mine went up by $3,600 per year. He swore, "If you like your present health insurance, you can keep your present health insurance. Period." Then he made the policies that I and many other Americans had illegal and we were forced to get new, more expensive policies. Are there problems with American health care? Absolutely. Did government efforts to fix it make it better? No, just the opposite. Do greedy insurance and pharmaceutical companies put profit over human life? Yes. But government officials put ideology and political power over human life.

'Awful Everything' Online Community Shames World's Worst People And Here's 50 Of Their Most Hated Ones

So are you heartbroken that four innocent babies died? Or that a woman wasn't able to kill five innocent babies?

'Awful Everything' Online Community Shames World's Worst People And Here's 50 Of Their Most Hated Ones

Yes, because the United States is the only country in the world where anyone ever suffered unjustly. In Britain, where they have socialized medicine, a baby named Charlie Gard was born with birth defects. The government said that his case was hopeless and refused to treat him. His parents raised the money from private donations to treat him, and the government not only said no, but put guards on his hospital room to prevent his parents from taking him out of the country for treatment. Hospitals in other countries offerred to treat him for free, but the government refused to let his parents take him out of the country. The United States has problems with its medical care system, but at least we don't put guards on children's hospital rooms to prevent them from gettng unauthorized medical treatment.

'Awful Everything' Online Community Shames World's Worst People And Here's 50 Of Their Most Hated Ones

What crime did he commit that he's an ex-con? If he's, say, a pedophile, a rapist, or an abuser, does rescuing someone from a car crash make that okay?

'Awful Everything' Online Community Shames World's Worst People And Here's 50 Of Their Most Hated Ones

Umm ... who said they don't care if their son is a rapist or a pedophile? This is a nonsense comparison. (a) I don't know anyone who would be deeply upset that is son was gay but not care that he's a rapist. (b) Can you really not comprehend the idea of saying that X is bad, and Y is also bad? Yes, if I had to choose, I guess I'd rather that my son be gay than that he be a rapist. If I had to choose, I'd rather that he be a drug dealer than a serial killer. Etc. One could go through endless such comparisons. So what?

Online Group Shares 50 "Terminally Stupid" People Showing How Dumb They Really Are

Well, mistaking something that looks like candy for candy isn't really stupid. That's just a mistake.

Online Group Shares 50 "Terminally Stupid" People Showing How Dumb They Really Are

Without such a bridge, when a virus tries to cross the road it will get run over by a truck.

Online Group Shares 50 "Terminally Stupid" People Showing How Dumb They Really Are

"Nate of Americans" ... sounds like a replacement for Uncle Sam. I picture this heroic looking figure dressed in red, white, and blue with a cape.

Online Group Shares 50 "Terminally Stupid" People Showing How Dumb They Really Are

Ninjas need condoms so we don't get too many little ninjas running around.

Online Group Shares 50 "Terminally Stupid" People Showing How Dumb They Really Are

The second vial costs $5 to make. The first vial cost $1 billion. It takes years of expensive research to develop a new medicine. And then you have to go through a government approval process that takes years and costs millions more.

Online Group Shares 50 "Terminally Stupid" People Showing How Dumb They Really Are

That won't work. What if the sperm wake up early one morning? :-)

Online Group Shares 50 "Terminally Stupid" People Showing How Dumb They Really Are

A Jewish Satanic symbol?

Online Group Shares 50 "Terminally Stupid" People Showing How Dumb They Really Are

This is one of those that makes me wonder, Is that what they really said? Or is that someone paraphrasing what they said to make them sound stupid? Not to say that people can't be that stupid, but, etc.

Online Group Shares 50 "Terminally Stupid" People Showing How Dumb They Really Are

Mathematicians are dangerous.

50 Funniest Marriage Tweets Shared In 2021

A female friend of mine at work once told me with obvious anger and frustration that her husband and deliberately folded the towels wrong just to get out of having to fold them the next time. I debated whether I should tell her that I have no idea what the "right" way to fold a towel is.

50 Funniest Marriage Tweets Shared In 2021

Better than if he used motor oil to lube your ...

50 Funniest Marriage Tweets Shared In 2021

Read somewhere, woman said: If you're a mother, there is a time and a place to just think about yourself and your own needs and to not have to worry about anyone else. That place was your first apartment and that time is long gone. Now get back to work.

50 Funniest Marriage Tweets Shared In 2021

It's only fair. I remember the time my wife lost my favorite screwdriver. I told myself I shouldn't be upset, why do I even have a favorite screwdriver. But I did.

50 Funniest Marriage Tweets Shared In 2021

But once he catches on, he's going to refuse to go to the store for you. Confer "Boy Who Cried Wolf".

50 Funniest Marriage Tweets Shared In 2021

Heard somewhere ... Women said angrily, "Am I the only person in this house who knows how to load a dishwasher?" And her husband replied, "Apparently you are. Because any time someone else loads the dishwasher, you take all the dishes out and put them back in your way. So why should we waste time putting them in and taking them out and putting them back in? We just let you do it."

50 Funniest Marriage Tweets Shared In 2021

As a man, I've always thought it was courteous and respectful to ask a girl where she wants to go for dinner. But I've now heard many women say that they see this as a sign of indecisiveness, and that it puts them on the spot, like, "what if I suggest a place that he hates, or he can't afford?" I'm divorced, but if I ever date again, I think I'm going to say, "how about we go to X?" If she objects, I suggest someplace else.

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Mark Johanen • upvoted 7 items 1 year ago

Online Group Shares 50 "Terminally Stupid" People Showing How Dumb They Really Are

You really think someone would do that? Just go on the internet and make an obvious joke that people fall for?

Online Group Shares 50 "Terminally Stupid" People Showing How Dumb They Really Are

No sir you must upgrade to a compatible windows ten mouse pad which costs 50% more!

Online Group Shares 50 "Terminally Stupid" People Showing How Dumb They Really Are

You really think someone would do that? Just go on the internet and make an obvious joke that people fall for?

Online Group Shares 50 "Terminally Stupid" People Showing How Dumb They Really Are

No sir you must upgrade to a compatible windows ten mouse pad which costs 50% more!

Online Group Shares 50 "Terminally Stupid" People Showing How Dumb They Really Are

I don't see how this one belongs here. It's an accident, and the poster is fully aware of the silliness of it.

Hmm...

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50 Funniest Marriage Tweets Shared In 2021

How the hell do they know the exact spot to stand in front ! HOW ?? Every . single . time.

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Mark Johanen • commented on 9 posts 9 months ago

35 Weird, Fascinating, And Disturbing Statistics About Pretty Much Everything

I ask that about many, many "amazing facts" I find quoted on the Internet.

35 Weird, Fascinating, And Disturbing Statistics About Pretty Much Everything

I once came across the statistic: The 87 richest people in the world have more money than the 87 poorest people in the world.

35 Weird, Fascinating, And Disturbing Statistics About Pretty Much Everything

That's incorrect. Statistically speaking, the average person is dead.

35 Weird, Fascinating, And Disturbing Statistics About Pretty Much Everything

Mark Johanen • commented on 11 posts 1 year ago

'Awful Everything' Online Community Shames World's Worst People And Here's 50 Of Their Most Hated Ones

So are you heartbroken that four innocent babies died? Or that a woman wasn't able to kill five innocent babies?

'Awful Everything' Online Community Shames World's Worst People And Here's 50 Of Their Most Hated Ones

What crime did he commit that he's an ex-con? If he's, say, a pedophile, a rapist, or an abuser, does rescuing someone from a car crash make that okay?

'Awful Everything' Online Community Shames World's Worst People And Here's 50 Of Their Most Hated Ones

Online Group Shares 50 "Terminally Stupid" People Showing How Dumb They Really Are

Well, mistaking something that looks like candy for candy isn't really stupid. That's just a mistake.

Online Group Shares 50 "Terminally Stupid" People Showing How Dumb They Really Are

Without such a bridge, when a virus tries to cross the road it will get run over by a truck.

Online Group Shares 50 "Terminally Stupid" People Showing How Dumb They Really Are

"Nate of Americans" ... sounds like a replacement for Uncle Sam. I picture this heroic looking figure dressed in red, white, and blue with a cape.

Online Group Shares 50 "Terminally Stupid" People Showing How Dumb They Really Are

Ninjas need condoms so we don't get too many little ninjas running around.

Online Group Shares 50 "Terminally Stupid" People Showing How Dumb They Really Are

Mark Johanen • upvoted 2 items 9 months ago

35 Weird, Fascinating, And Disturbing Statistics About Pretty Much Everything

Yes, and it is similar for breast cancer. However, there are many very slow growing types of cancer. Most of these people die of old age, not cancer. Misleading.

35 Weird, Fascinating, And Disturbing Statistics About Pretty Much Everything

Also, statistically speaking, his name would be "Mohammed Lee". ('Mohammed' is the most common first name, and "Lee' is the most common family (last) name.)

Mark Johanen • upvoted 18 items 1 year ago

Online Group Shares 50 "Terminally Stupid" People Showing How Dumb They Really Are

I don't see how this one belongs here. It's an accident, and the poster is fully aware of the silliness of it.

Online Group Shares 50 "Terminally Stupid" People Showing How Dumb They Really Are

You really think someone would do that? Just go on the internet and make an obvious joke that people fall for?

Online Group Shares 50 "Terminally Stupid" People Showing How Dumb They Really Are

No sir you must upgrade to a compatible windows ten mouse pad which costs 50% more!

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Hmm...

Dumba**

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50 Funniest Marriage Tweets Shared In 2021

How the hell do they know the exact spot to stand in front ! HOW ?? Every . single . time.

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50 Brutal Jokes For People Who Like Dark Humor

"Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life" sir Terrence Pratchett.

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