Mark Serbian, PK&RG,W
Just your basic simple, pirate philosopher living in the absolute bottom left of the US. Father (times eight!), Husband (and ex-husband, and ex-husband, and ex-husband), Uncle, Son, and Brother. Semi-retired jazz drummer and Navy Band Veteran.
Two quotes to leave you with:
"All women are beautiful, some are just more beautiful than others" - My Dad
"You get what's coming ... here it comes!" - My Mom