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35 People On Twitter Share Funny Or Ridiculous Problems That Their Names Cause Them

I have two brothers: Ra-Paul and PaulRobert.

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People Online Shared 37 Stories Of When Their Decisions Or Mistakes Changed The Course Of Their Lives

I interviewed at a place, thought it went well, never heard back. I’m out walking my dogs in a park almost a month later, and one of my would-be co-workers drove past on his way from getting his kid from daycare on the premises. Recognizes me, we chat, he asked why they had not seen me since. Never called me, I said, thought I was rejected. He replies, no! We all thought you were great! Next day his boss calls and offers me the job. Who knows what the original glitch was, but I’m convinced my resume would have remained lost in some shuffle, had I not been in that precise place at that precise time.

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No, that’s Roman legionaries making a testudo, or “tortoise”.

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People Online Shared 37 Stories Of When Their Decisions Or Mistakes Changed The Course Of Their Lives

All of a sudden it started reading like a math word problem, and my eyes glazed over… 🤣

Maripat Webber • upvoted 23 items 1 week ago

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I flunked out of my first school. I imagine if I'd stayed and gotten my degree, my life would have been a lot different. Instead I ended up working for a few years, realizing the value of a degree, and re-starting my life. It's made me realize that kids shouldn't be forced into college right after high school. Some of them need to work, or travel, or whatever, to figure out for themselves what their path is going to be. 18 is way too young to point a finger at someone and be like "okay now you need to decide the rest of your life."

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And that you did not call the police day one makes you as bad. Some of these are just vile.

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My Family Does This To Me All The Time, And Each Time I Tell Them It Discourages Me But They Still Do It

While I`m almost sure I never did this, this is pretty much the kind of malfunction my brain is capable of. It works pretty nice on most occasions but sometimes just fails in spectacular ways (today it obviously could not decide if to drink out of a glass or the straw - getting me pretty wet.. everywhere). Is it okay if I apologize here in advance just in case I will ever do this?

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A lot of the medications mentioned are stopped because of no money. Rail against it if you like, your patients are still broke with broken (if any) insurance.

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Adapt, improvise, overcome

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Maripat Webber • commented on 2 posts 1 week ago

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There’s one in every crowd.

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California quail.

Maripat Webber • upvoted 11 items 2 weeks ago

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People get so focused on their wedding that they forget there’s an actual marriage afterwards.

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We might not have gotten zombies, but it's certainly exposed the brainless members of our society.

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Maripat Webber • commented on a post 4 days ago

Actually, it's not. You need knowledge of the law, enough saved to weather months of unemployment and a hot shot lawyer. That's how employers get away with things like laying off everyone over 40. They claimed seven ways to Sunday age wasn't the criterion. Well, no, not for the MALES.

Maripat Webber • commented on a post 3 weeks ago

“What Is A Fact About The Human Body That Not Many People Know About?” (50 Answers)

My mom experienced this due to macular degeneration. She said she mostly saw lots of colors and beautiful swirl patterns, but she also had hallucinations. She knew something was really wrong when she “saw” me driving a skeletal car with no discernible wheels. One morning I came into her kitchen and asked how she was feeling. “Fine, “ she said. “Your egg is blue, but I’m fine!”

Maripat Webber • commented on 7 posts 1 month ago

EXACTLY. I once was called to take back a five year old dog (I was the breeder). So I drove three hours to pick her up. He had adopted the puppy at twelve weeks. He married his wife two years ago. Now she’s pregnant and said the dog had to go. That poor man sobbed his heart out, and his wife just sat there stone-faced. How could you do that to someone you supposedly love? What kind of mother to be has so little nurturing instinct? I placed the dog in a brilliant home, where she was adored by all the kids, the parents, and her doggie “brother”, so SHE at least had a happy ending.

And why does everything end at the waist or above? I wear a man’s rain jacket and parka because they I don’t want my butt getting wet or cold! But I’m supposed to wear tight jeans, high heeled boots, and a tight waist-length jacket when it’s 32 degrees F out there, or raining buckets—so someone can see my female rear end?!

50 'Mildly Interesting' Things Spotted In Nature That Are Actually Surprising (New Pics)

It’s on the Olympic coast—you have to hike in. You do feel like you’re hiking into primordial times.

Maripat Webber • commented on 3 posts 3 months ago

“Things In My European House That Don’t Make Sense In America”: Viral Video Roasts American Households, But Many Disagree With It

I have every single item in my very American home. I have ancestors who signed the Mayflower Compact.

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