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Maria Ofar • upvoted 21 items 3 years ago

50 Things People Considered 'Normal' While Growing Up, Only To Find Out They're Actually Weird

uhh.... you lost, bro? i think you be lost

50 Things People Considered 'Normal' While Growing Up, Only To Find Out They're Actually Weird

So, I guess my parents were the normal ones, and I probably really was the weird one :-)

50 Things People Considered 'Normal' While Growing Up, Only To Find Out They're Actually Weird

uhh.... you lost, bro? i think you be lost

50 Things People Considered 'Normal' While Growing Up, Only To Find Out They're Actually Weird

So, I guess my parents were the normal ones, and I probably really was the weird one :-)

50 Things People Considered 'Normal' While Growing Up, Only To Find Out They're Actually Weird

Anne Reid the problem with raynauds is that is is a very complicated set of tests to try and narrow down the possibilty, and drs with only really push for that is it is a serious quality of life issue. if your hands turn blue/grey/purple when you get cold it is possible you do, otherwise it could be some other issue. mention this to your doc, but it is probably not much :)

50 Things People Considered 'Normal' While Growing Up, Only To Find Out They're Actually Weird

I get pins & needles very easily due to long, thin limbs and long, thin fingers & toes. Excruciating, as you said. I don’t have Raynaud's (that I know of). I recently was told to shake my head back & forth when it occurs, which has helped tremendously.

50 Things People Considered 'Normal' While Growing Up, Only To Find Out They're Actually Weird

ah it's not too bad, i haven't required medical intervention yet. the worst part was my partner telling to to basically suck it up and deal with the pain

50 Things People Considered 'Normal' While Growing Up, Only To Find Out They're Actually Weird

I'm sorry. 💚

50 Things People Considered 'Normal' While Growing Up, Only To Find Out They're Actually Weird

Feet licking aside ... how do you not know what carrots taste like?

50 Things People Considered 'Normal' While Growing Up, Only To Find Out They're Actually Weird

Go eat it if you want it! Don't listen to any haters!

50 Things People Considered 'Normal' While Growing Up, Only To Find Out They're Actually Weird

Well, in some languages like German, Russian and Estonian "butter" is the first half of the word sandwich. Butterbrot, бутерброд, võileib.

50 Things People Considered 'Normal' While Growing Up, Only To Find Out They're Actually Weird

You really do need some therapy, then. You've internalized the abuse you suffered to the point where you can't even admit that's what happened. ...and I'll repeat; ANY adult who raises a hand to a child is someone I wouldn't trust with an ant farm, let alone a little kid.

50 Things People Considered 'Normal' While Growing Up, Only To Find Out They're Actually Weird

Thanks for understanding my pain 😂😂

50 Things People Considered 'Normal' While Growing Up, Only To Find Out They're Actually Weird

Omg lmao. Idk if this was meant to be funny but LMAO

50 Things People Considered 'Normal' While Growing Up, Only To Find Out They're Actually Weird

i can totally relate it feels so weird to call your parents mommy daddy because it sounds childish but that's who you r don't change it! :)

50 Things People Considered 'Normal' While Growing Up, Only To Find Out They're Actually Weird

Just because I am proud, I will add that my Dad reshingled the entire house, added a roof extension over the patio with overhead lighting, and rewired the house with circuit breakers (replacing fuses) when he was in his late 70s. All himself. Now, I would have liked that he didn't HAVE to do it. And my Mom was terrified every time he got up on the roof that entire summer, but I am SO PROUD of him.

50 Things People Considered 'Normal' While Growing Up, Only To Find Out They're Actually Weird

Forget those girls. Go find your Catwoman!

50 Things People Considered 'Normal' While Growing Up, Only To Find Out They're Actually Weird

I agreee! :D Thankıyou a I defınıtely won't!<3

50 Things People Considered 'Normal' While Growing Up, Only To Find Out They're Actually Weird

A real god damned pickle

50 Things People Considered 'Normal' While Growing Up, Only To Find Out They're Actually Weird

It's all about maximising what you have. I have friends in the same boat. Clapped out cars that they have fixed up that seem to outlast any other on the road. Always made the 'richer' kids jealous. Makes you wonder who is really the 'rich' one.

50 Things People Considered 'Normal' While Growing Up, Only To Find Out They're Actually Weird

Wow okay, it was a friend’s party, everyone there knew me well, and did stuff like that with other items. I wouldn’t have done it in a party of strangers.

50 Things People Considered 'Normal' While Growing Up, Only To Find Out They're Actually Weird

Why did your family let you do that?

50 Things People Considered 'Normal' While Growing Up, Only To Find Out They're Actually Weird

actually, when making ANY sandwich l ALWAYS put butter/marg on first..can't stand a sandwich NOT having this ingredient..

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Maria Ofar • commented on 19 posts 3 years ago

50 Things People Considered 'Normal' While Growing Up, Only To Find Out They're Actually Weird

wow lol i make these "halves" when i want something to eat that isn't quite a full sandwich :D :D

50 Things People Considered 'Normal' While Growing Up, Only To Find Out They're Actually Weird

uhh.... you lost, bro? i think you be lost

50 Things People Considered 'Normal' While Growing Up, Only To Find Out They're Actually Weird

wow lol i make these "halves" when i want something to eat that isn't quite a full sandwich :D :D

50 Things People Considered 'Normal' While Growing Up, Only To Find Out They're Actually Weird

uhh.... you lost, bro? i think you be lost

50 Things People Considered 'Normal' While Growing Up, Only To Find Out They're Actually Weird

a... in the end, we're all a little bit weird, really :D

50 Things People Considered 'Normal' While Growing Up, Only To Find Out They're Actually Weird

ah it's not too bad, i haven't required medical intervention yet. the worst part was my partner telling to to basically suck it up and deal with the pain

50 Things People Considered 'Normal' While Growing Up, Only To Find Out They're Actually Weird

he sounds like a top fella :)

50 Things People Considered 'Normal' While Growing Up, Only To Find Out They're Actually Weird

i do it, not sure about the rest of my family. it's actually supposed to be quite good for you IIRC, very hydrating

50 Things People Considered 'Normal' While Growing Up, Only To Find Out They're Actually Weird

not my parents, but when i was young i couldn't pronounce my aunt theresa's name properly, to this day i will still call her aunty reesy more often than not

50 Things People Considered 'Normal' While Growing Up, Only To Find Out They're Actually Weird

not something i do every morning, or even regularly, but if i'm really crook and can afford garlic and quality honey, i'll crush a clove and have it with a teaspoon of honey in the morning

50 Things People Considered 'Normal' While Growing Up, Only To Find Out They're Actually Weird

as in, batman runs around with catwoman. so this person needs to find their counterpart to go fight crime with

50 Things People Considered 'Normal' While Growing Up, Only To Find Out They're Actually Weird

that's what i have to know

50 Things People Considered 'Normal' While Growing Up, Only To Find Out They're Actually Weird

haha adorable! one of those well meaning things with lots of effort gone into it..... that poor mum has to clean up later. oh no!

50 Things People Considered 'Normal' While Growing Up, Only To Find Out They're Actually Weird

living in australia, sometimes with tank water i was pretty used to dealing with drought conditions (live in a much wetter area on town water and gotten slack these days). shower on, get watered down, shower off. soap up, shampoo. rinse. have the water running on low for no more than 2 minutes

50 Things People Considered 'Normal' While Growing Up, Only To Find Out They're Actually Weird

wait, what? the only time we don't use butter/marg/yellow spready stuff is when we can't afford it

50 Things People Considered 'Normal' While Growing Up, Only To Find Out They're Actually Weird

great work! just take it at your own pace :)

50 Things People Considered 'Normal' While Growing Up, Only To Find Out They're Actually Weird

yes, this sounds like a case of abuse as the person still doesn't understand why. to be hurt so bad you can't sit down, you would KNOW what you had done wrong

50 Things People Considered 'Normal' While Growing Up, Only To Find Out They're Actually Weird

wow, i had almost never met, and rarely seen a dark skinned person till i moved to london. quite the culture shock! and i was also surprised at how different they looked from the indigenous people we have here in australia, little 11yo me still had much to experience

50 Things People Considered 'Normal' While Growing Up, Only To Find Out They're Actually Weird

that actually sounds pretty lush. eat it! forget other people, they're missing out if they don't try it

50 Things People Considered 'Normal' While Growing Up, Only To Find Out They're Actually Weird

love the umbrella bit!

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Maria Ofar • submitted 3 list additions 4 years ago

50 Things People Considered 'Normal' While Growing Up, Only To Find Out They're Actually Weird

Hey, Pandas! What’s The Dumbest Thing You’ve Done Because Your Brain Was On Autopilot?

Maria Ofar • commented on 19 posts 3 years ago

50 Things People Considered 'Normal' While Growing Up, Only To Find Out They're Actually Weird

uhh.... you lost, bro? i think you be lost

50 Things People Considered 'Normal' While Growing Up, Only To Find Out They're Actually Weird

a... in the end, we're all a little bit weird, really :D

50 Things People Considered 'Normal' While Growing Up, Only To Find Out They're Actually Weird

wow lol i make these "halves" when i want something to eat that isn't quite a full sandwich :D :D

50 Things People Considered 'Normal' While Growing Up, Only To Find Out They're Actually Weird

ah it's not too bad, i haven't required medical intervention yet. the worst part was my partner telling to to basically suck it up and deal with the pain

50 Things People Considered 'Normal' While Growing Up, Only To Find Out They're Actually Weird

i do it, not sure about the rest of my family. it's actually supposed to be quite good for you IIRC, very hydrating

50 Things People Considered 'Normal' While Growing Up, Only To Find Out They're Actually Weird

not something i do every morning, or even regularly, but if i'm really crook and can afford garlic and quality honey, i'll crush a clove and have it with a teaspoon of honey in the morning

50 Things People Considered 'Normal' While Growing Up, Only To Find Out They're Actually Weird

as in, batman runs around with catwoman. so this person needs to find their counterpart to go fight crime with

50 Things People Considered 'Normal' While Growing Up, Only To Find Out They're Actually Weird

he sounds like a top fella :)

50 Things People Considered 'Normal' While Growing Up, Only To Find Out They're Actually Weird

not my parents, but when i was young i couldn't pronounce my aunt theresa's name properly, to this day i will still call her aunty reesy more often than not

50 Things People Considered 'Normal' While Growing Up, Only To Find Out They're Actually Weird

haha adorable! one of those well meaning things with lots of effort gone into it..... that poor mum has to clean up later. oh no!

50 Things People Considered 'Normal' While Growing Up, Only To Find Out They're Actually Weird

wait, what? the only time we don't use butter/marg/yellow spready stuff is when we can't afford it

50 Things People Considered 'Normal' While Growing Up, Only To Find Out They're Actually Weird

great work! just take it at your own pace :)

50 Things People Considered 'Normal' While Growing Up, Only To Find Out They're Actually Weird

yes, this sounds like a case of abuse as the person still doesn't understand why. to be hurt so bad you can't sit down, you would KNOW what you had done wrong

50 Things People Considered 'Normal' While Growing Up, Only To Find Out They're Actually Weird

that actually sounds pretty lush. eat it! forget other people, they're missing out if they don't try it

50 Things People Considered 'Normal' While Growing Up, Only To Find Out They're Actually Weird

love the umbrella bit!

50 Things People Considered 'Normal' While Growing Up, Only To Find Out They're Actually Weird

that's what i have to know

Maria Ofar • commented on a post 4 years ago

150 Times Kids Made Everyone Laugh Out Loud

fourth time i've seen these "hilarious" captions. she is indeed slaying them, but not in the hip and cool way

Maria Ofar • upvoted 20 items 4 years ago

The Way This Football Coach Kept 12 Boys, Trapped In A Thai Cave, Alive For 18 Days Goes Viral

He might have messed up, but he did his best to fix it. And he succeeded too. That's what matters. He is a hero, just like the rescue team.

The Way This Football Coach Kept 12 Boys, Trapped In A Thai Cave, Alive For 18 Days Goes Viral

Before pointing fingers, let's be happy all kids and the coach are finally out. It is important now to support them and make sure they are safe. The experience must have been traumatic and it will be more when they will know a seal died in the operation.

I Got My Little Brother A Ghillie Suit For Christmas And Now He Wont Stop Hiding Behind The Tree

150 Times Kids Made Everyone Laugh Out Loud

I think I would suddenly remember something I had to get from the store! LOL

150 Times Kids Made Everyone Laugh Out Loud

Agreed

150 Times Kids Made Everyone Laugh Out Loud

I have a tiny sombrero that would great with this!

150 Times Kids Made Everyone Laugh Out Loud

Funny but that’s not a “girl’s” LEGO set.

150 Times Kids Made Everyone Laugh Out Loud

Since when is lego gender specific? SMH.

150 Times Kids Made Everyone Laugh Out Loud

Legos aren't gendered. He played with a set that wasn't his perhaps, but there are no boy or girl Legos. Toys are not gendered unless they are used with your genitals. Then they aren't for kids.

My Cousin Made This For Her Mom On Mother's Day

My 3-Year-Old Made Me Run Up The Stairs After Yelling, "Dada! There's A Sea Of Water On The Counter!"

150 Times Kids Made Everyone Laugh Out Loud

Wipes tear from eye. So proud.

Baby Adorably Pranks Her Dad By Fake Crying As He Tries To Cut Her Nails

150 Times Kids Made Everyone Laugh Out Loud

I've watched this at least a dozen times. That face is so ridiculously adorable.

This Kid Is Going Places

150 Times Kids Made Everyone Laugh Out Loud

hope someone did - lol

150 Times Kids Made Everyone Laugh Out Loud

Because his attitude will change when he ages? Men are from Mars was a best seller for a reason, Jay.

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