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Marco Conti • commented on 14 posts 2 minutes ago

Someone Asked, "What Rule Was Changed Because Of One Stupid Person?", 40 Delivered

I have been working from home for 20 years. If I didn't work (like now) I wouldn’t eat. I do take breaks to read BP though.

Someone Asked, "What Rule Was Changed Because Of One Stupid Person?", 40 Delivered

Why is Freddy Mercury in the photo?

Someone Asked, "What Rule Was Changed Because Of One Stupid Person?", 40 Delivered

I have been working from home for 20 years. If I didn't work (like now) I wouldn’t eat. I do take breaks to read BP though.

Someone Asked, "What Rule Was Changed Because Of One Stupid Person?", 40 Delivered

Why is Freddy Mercury in the photo?

Someone Asked, "What Rule Was Changed Because Of One Stupid Person?", 40 Delivered

That's how normal people behave.

Someone Asked, "What Rule Was Changed Because Of One Stupid Person?", 40 Delivered

According to Marjorie Taylor Green, the current supply chain issue with those products is because they are putting them in Men's bathrooms. I wish I was kidding.

Recruiters Reveal How Job Candidates Instantly Lost Any Chances Of Getting The Job (30 Answers)

I was the guy in a situation like that. The woman was my wife. I told the guy that she was the boss and his job depended on my wife's decision. Of course, he didn't get it.

Recruiters Reveal How Job Candidates Instantly Lost Any Chances Of Getting The Job (30 Answers)

And one of them a serial killer?

Recruiters Reveal How Job Candidates Instantly Lost Any Chances Of Getting The Job (30 Answers)

Or get nominated for SCOTUS

30 Of The Funniest Responses To Jimmy Fallon's #WorstSummerJob Challenge

Likely piece work. I picked tomatoes and I couldn't have afforded to buy the tomatoes I picked with my wages. I still dream of endless tomatoes fields at times.

30 Of The Funniest Responses To Jimmy Fallon's #WorstSummerJob Challenge

In the army we would have called it "Alpha Foxtrot Romeo" and made it sound like a cool job.

30 Of The Funniest Responses To Jimmy Fallon's #WorstSummerJob Challenge

AFLAK!

"No One Noticed I Was Gone": One Employee's Life Hack With A Laptop Inspires Others To Share Theirs, Here Are 14 Of The Best Ones

Back when I was a Lieutenant in the Italian Army, my magic talisman was carrying a Manila Folder with some papers. There were weeks where all of my soldiers were either on leave, on duty or otherwise occupied, so we could not train on our weapon system (Missiles) and I had nothing to do aside from my own duties (mess officer once a week, door officer every two weeks), but I couldn't just spend the day at the Officer's club or some busybody would find me something obnoxious to do. So I'd carry around paperwork to go from the Officer's club to the vehicle depot, find a nice APC (tracked troop transport, likely an M113) to sit in and read a book or nap. More than once I'd find a Captain or a Major doing the very same thing and we'd spend the day chatting, going to lunch, back to the APC until 5:30 when we both went off duty. We were each other's excuse, so no manila folder needed.

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Marco Conti • upvoted 6 items 1 day ago

Someone Asked, "What Rule Was Changed Because Of One Stupid Person?", 40 Delivered

Why didn’t “it’s not about drugs” work as a counter to her complaint?

50 ‘Weird Facts’ About The World That Might Give You A Fresh Perspective

Because WWI was hunanity greatest failrue. Don't know how about your country, but in Poland in history classes they talk about dates and battles, but nobody covers level of horror, inhumanit, stupidity of countries rulers and pathology in military hierarchy. "Big war, this year, blah blah, ok next subject". That's one of the reasons history repeat itself. People are being taught fuc*ing dates, not social and metal reasons nightmare like this can happen in "civilised world". It's covered in "Ordinary Men" book by Christopher Browning. Also first level of Battlefield video game set in WWI shows it in a very *dreadful* way.

Someone Asked, "What Rule Was Changed Because Of One Stupid Person?", 40 Delivered

Why didn’t “it’s not about drugs” work as a counter to her complaint?

50 ‘Weird Facts’ About The World That Might Give You A Fresh Perspective

I see the problem here...you're assuming "Christians" actually live by the ideals espoused in the Bible and not just the cherry picked parts they use to justify their hate and bigotry.

50 ‘Weird Facts’ About The World That Might Give You A Fresh Perspective

They had to steal the Bible to read that part.

50 ‘Weird Facts’ About The World That Might Give You A Fresh Perspective

... and 3 in 4 Americans ... most of them Trumpers.

Someone Asked, "What Rule Was Changed Because Of One Stupid Person?", 40 Delivered

Boo. I worked at an investment firm that provided drinks (alcohol) on Fridays. I couldn't drink due to meds but sat with them anyway. They started buying cokes for me :) Very nice of them. I didn't mind buying my own: I was free to leave early instead of partaking with the others, but it was like an office bonding thing 🤷‍♀️

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Marco Conti • commented on 10 posts 3 days ago

10 Popular Foods And Countries They Actually Came From

I made mascarpone by forgetting a container of heavy cream in the refrigerator. Not quite like raiding the steppes on horseback, but it was very good. I made Tiramisu with it (the real one with ladyfingers)

40 Times People Didn’t Even Realize How Bad Their Tattoos Were, As Shared On This Instagram Page

Looks like Jesus joined the "Apostles" bike gang.

10 Popular Foods And Countries They Actually Came From

40 Times People Didn’t Even Realize How Bad Their Tattoos Were, As Shared On This Instagram Page

Looks like Jesus joined the "Apostles" bike gang.

40 Times People Didn’t Even Realize How Bad Their Tattoos Were, As Shared On This Instagram Page

Sad lion?

40 Times People Didn’t Even Realize How Bad Their Tattoos Were, As Shared On This Instagram Page

So many questions here... why does she have the hands of a bricklayer, a biblical double chin and what the hell is behind her? An egg? (I am ignoring the macrocephalus face)

50 Of The Best Pics From This Facebook Group Dedicated To Weird And Absurd Signs Spotted Around The World

The devil you know...

50 Of The Best Pics From This Facebook Group Dedicated To Weird And Absurd Signs Spotted Around The World

I actually took an elevator where I had to do just that to get it started. It was an ancient elevator downtown Rome, circa victorian era (for you anglos) but likely designed at the times of Nero.

50 Of The Best Pics From This Facebook Group Dedicated To Weird And Absurd Signs Spotted Around The World

I think this is some kind of Google Translate crime

50 Of The Best Pics From This Facebook Group Dedicated To Weird And Absurd Signs Spotted Around The World

It's the anti-Bill Withers

50 Of The Best Pics From This Facebook Group Dedicated To Weird And Absurd Signs Spotted Around The World

"A little more to the left, a tad more. There! Thank you, here is a tip"

First-Time Mom Catches Babysitter Napping On Duty On A Hidden Camera, People Aren't Sure Who's In The Wrong

Like, I don't know? Like, maybe?

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Marco Conti • upvoted 2 items 3 days ago

50 Of The Best Pics From This Facebook Group Dedicated To Weird And Absurd Signs Spotted Around The World

Can I exchange mine?

30 Stories When Someone Destroyed Their Solid Reputation In A Few Minutes, As Told In This Online Group

Yes it's been fixed. It was a picture of an old white guy sitting in front of a bunch of Marshall amplifiers, next to someone with a Marshall Amplification shirt, autographing a picture of himself standing in front of a bunch of amplifiers. Not sure how that slipped past lol

Marco Conti • commented on 8 posts 4 days ago

Women Share 30 Times Men Came Across As Creeps Without Realizing It

My FIL is like that. He is over 90 now, so no longer a problem, but when we first had our daughter, 30 years ago, I told him that if he looked at her in any disagreeable way, I'd kill him with my bare hands. He has behaved and we are actually quite cordial.

Women Share 30 Times Men Came Across As Creeps Without Realizing It

"I live above the MMA gym where I train and my roomate is the current UFC middleweight contender".

Women Share 30 Times Men Came Across As Creeps Without Realizing It

"I live above the MMA gym where I train and my roomate is the current UFC middleweight contender".

Women Share 30 Times Men Came Across As Creeps Without Realizing It

You should spend some time in military barracks. Makes you puke.

30 Times People Bought Ridiculously Cheap Things That Looked Sketchy But Turned Out To Be The Best Purchases

I was born in Rome, when I studied at the conservatory I killed time visiting out of the way small churches and Roman ruins. Some of the best times I have ever had. Once, on a rainy weekday morning, we entered the Pantheon and it was empty of tourists. This old guy said "Music students?" and proceeded to give us a organ concerto while the rain fell through the hole in the center. Magical.

30 Stories When Someone Destroyed Their Solid Reputation In A Few Minutes, As Told In This Online Group

I am guessing they fixed it. Unless Jim Marshall of amp fame had a very eclectic career.

30 Stories When Someone Destroyed Their Solid Reputation In A Few Minutes, As Told In This Online Group

I bet she got an internship at Space X instead.

30 Stories When Someone Destroyed Their Solid Reputation In A Few Minutes, As Told In This Online Group

Unless Trump wins again and declares "Rudy Giuliani Day" as a national holiday and we end up living in a fascist dystopia. I am not hopeful, but on the other hand, I have dual citizenship (one European) and my wife is Canadian.

People React To Elon Musk's Daughter Disowning Him And Changing Her Name

I'll be referring to Elon Musk as "It" from now on, until I have definitive proof he is human. So far it's not going well for it.

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Marco Conti • submitted a list addition 5 months ago

Hey Pandas, Share Some Good News (Closed)

Marco Conti • submitted a list addition 7 months ago

Hey Pandas, Have You Ever Broken A Leg Or Arm, And How?

Marco Conti • submitted 2 list additions 8 months ago

“Medical Workers Of Bored Panda, What’s The Weirdest Thing A Patient Has Ever Come In With?” (40 Stories)

Hey Pandas, What Is The Weirdest Scar You Have And How Did You Get It? (Closed)

Marco Conti • submitted a list addition 10 months ago

Hey Pandas, How Many Languages Do You Know, And Which Ones?

Marco Conti • submitted a list addition 11 months ago

Hey Pandas, Have You Ever Had Any Premonitions? (Closed)

Marco Conti • commented on 14 posts 2 minutes ago

Someone Asked, "What Rule Was Changed Because Of One Stupid Person?", 40 Delivered

I have been working from home for 20 years. If I didn't work (like now) I wouldn’t eat. I do take breaks to read BP though.

Someone Asked, "What Rule Was Changed Because Of One Stupid Person?", 40 Delivered

Why is Freddy Mercury in the photo?

Someone Asked, "What Rule Was Changed Because Of One Stupid Person?", 40 Delivered

That's how normal people behave.

Someone Asked, "What Rule Was Changed Because Of One Stupid Person?", 40 Delivered

According to Marjorie Taylor Green, the current supply chain issue with those products is because they are putting them in Men's bathrooms. I wish I was kidding.

50 ‘Weird Facts’ About The World That Might Give You A Fresh Perspective

Because the economies of the world rely on greater and greater sales and revenue.

50 ‘Weird Facts’ About The World That Might Give You A Fresh Perspective

Si ironic that the imperial system is based on fractions.

50 ‘Weird Facts’ About The World That Might Give You A Fresh Perspective

Not to be picky, but the guys in the photo look like WWII Commando.

Recruiters Reveal How Job Candidates Instantly Lost Any Chances Of Getting The Job (30 Answers)

I was the guy in a situation like that. The woman was my wife. I told the guy that she was the boss and his job depended on my wife's decision. Of course, he didn't get it.

Recruiters Reveal How Job Candidates Instantly Lost Any Chances Of Getting The Job (30 Answers)

And one of them a serial killer?

Recruiters Reveal How Job Candidates Instantly Lost Any Chances Of Getting The Job (30 Answers)

Or get nominated for SCOTUS

30 Of The Funniest Responses To Jimmy Fallon's #WorstSummerJob Challenge

Likely piece work. I picked tomatoes and I couldn't have afforded to buy the tomatoes I picked with my wages. I still dream of endless tomatoes fields at times.

30 Of The Funniest Responses To Jimmy Fallon's #WorstSummerJob Challenge

In the army we would have called it "Alpha Foxtrot Romeo" and made it sound like a cool job.

30 Of The Funniest Responses To Jimmy Fallon's #WorstSummerJob Challenge

AFLAK!

"No One Noticed I Was Gone": One Employee's Life Hack With A Laptop Inspires Others To Share Theirs, Here Are 14 Of The Best Ones

Marco Conti • commented on 6 posts 3 days ago

10 Popular Foods And Countries They Actually Came From

40 Times People Didn’t Even Realize How Bad Their Tattoos Were, As Shared On This Instagram Page

Looks like Jesus joined the "Apostles" bike gang.

40 Times People Didn’t Even Realize How Bad Their Tattoos Were, As Shared On This Instagram Page

Sad lion?

40 Times People Didn’t Even Realize How Bad Their Tattoos Were, As Shared On This Instagram Page

So many questions here... why does she have the hands of a bricklayer, a biblical double chin and what the hell is behind her? An egg? (I am ignoring the macrocephalus face)

50 Of The Best Pics From This Facebook Group Dedicated To Weird And Absurd Signs Spotted Around The World

The devil you know...

50 Of The Best Pics From This Facebook Group Dedicated To Weird And Absurd Signs Spotted Around The World

I actually took an elevator where I had to do just that to get it started. It was an ancient elevator downtown Rome, circa victorian era (for you anglos) but likely designed at the times of Nero.

Marco Conti • upvoted 6 items 3 hours ago

Someone Asked, "What Rule Was Changed Because Of One Stupid Person?", 40 Delivered

Why didn’t “it’s not about drugs” work as a counter to her complaint?

50 ‘Weird Facts’ About The World That Might Give You A Fresh Perspective

... and 3 in 4 Americans ... most of them Trumpers.

50 ‘Weird Facts’ About The World That Might Give You A Fresh Perspective

I see the problem here...you're assuming "Christians" actually live by the ideals espoused in the Bible and not just the cherry picked parts they use to justify their hate and bigotry.

50 ‘Weird Facts’ About The World That Might Give You A Fresh Perspective

They had to steal the Bible to read that part.

50 ‘Weird Facts’ About The World That Might Give You A Fresh Perspective

Marco Conti • upvoted 2 items 3 days ago

50 Of The Best Pics From This Facebook Group Dedicated To Weird And Absurd Signs Spotted Around The World

Can I exchange mine?

30 Stories When Someone Destroyed Their Solid Reputation In A Few Minutes, As Told In This Online Group

Marco Conti • upvoted 2 items 4 days ago

30 Stories When Someone Destroyed Their Solid Reputation In A Few Minutes, As Told In This Online Group

My absolutely favorite flat earther line "there are flat earthers all AROUND the GLOBE"

People React To Elon Musk's Daughter Disowning Him And Changing Her Name

To all the people complaining about her being all 'proud' and public about it - Firstly, choosing to live your authentic life is something to be proud of and, secondly, she's not making a public fuss she is literally just going through the legal process required in California to change her name and gender on her records. The media are making a fuss because of who her father is, but if she wants to align her birth certificate and other records with her gender then this is the process she has to go through. And Elon Musk doesn't get to complain about the aesthetics of anything until he stops naming his children by randomly drawing letters and numbers from a bag.

Marco Conti • upvoted an item 5 days ago

“You Eat Them Raw?”: 30 Shocking And Surprising Lifestyle Differences People Learned About After Visiting Someone Else’s Home

Imagine being from POLAND and admiring HITLER? Lol. The stupidity of some people.

Marco Conti • upvoted 4 items 6 days ago

People Are Cracking Up At These 31 Venn Diagrams That Are More Funny Than Useful

I did not expect the Spanish Inquisition.

People Are Cracking Up At These 31 Venn Diagrams That Are More Funny Than Useful

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!

This Facebook Page Shares Funny, Interesting And Weird Vintage Ads And Commercials, And Most Of Them Hilariously Fail The Test Of Time

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This Facebook Page Shares Funny, Interesting And Weird Vintage Ads And Commercials, And Most Of Them Hilariously Fail The Test Of Time

I was actually convinced these would work and nagged my Mother to get me a pair, needless to say she finally gave in. The first time I wore them I felt so scared as I thought I would see people as live skeletons ... it never happened .. and yes she refused to buy me Sea Monkeys which were next on my list :)

Marco Conti • upvoted 5 items 1 week ago

30 Times Restaurant Clients Got So Annoyed By How Their Food And Drinks Were Served, They Just Had To Document It (New Pics)

Ooh, I know this one! You shout 'WAITER!' And when your server comes back, you gesture to this monstrosity and ask them to take it back to the kitchen to have a fresh one plated properly on a bl**dy plate. Actually, this solution suits quite a few of these posts.

30 People Share What Baby Name Immediately Makes Them Think The Parents Are Stupid

And here is my child Karaoke....

“Medical Workers Of Bored Panda, What’s The Weirdest Thing A Patient Has Ever Come In With?” (40 Stories)

Liver TX recipient here. I remember the drawings. I think by the time we've semi recovered from the transplant we should have an honorary degree lol

40 Times People Witnessed Their Incompetent Coworkers Make Such Dumb Mistakes, They Could Never Forget Them

OP didn't say they didn't try to restore its functionality. But "Well, I thought it was too hot" seems to indicate that it was running while she poured water in.

30 Harmless Things Which Nevertheless Caused People To Be Stopped By TSA Officers, As Shared In This Online Group

Well it would have been weird if they picked the other guy, the one that wasn't there.

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