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Maike • upvoted 37 items 4 years ago

If Harry Potter Taught Us Anything, It's That No One Deserves To Live In A Closet

49 Times Genius Kids Came Up With Their Own Words For Common Items, And It Was Spot On

Are you sure about that correction? Formally = Officially

If Harry Potter Taught Us Anything, It's That No One Deserves To Live In A Closet

49 Times Genius Kids Came Up With Their Own Words For Common Items, And It Was Spot On

Are you sure about that correction? Formally = Officially

Boss Accuses Employee Of Sexual Harassment, Doesn't Expect He Would Plan Such Brutal Revenge

I just don't have the stamina to read long ass revenge stories like this.

Creative-Kids-Vocabulary-Twitter-Tessa-Dare

Internet Is Laughing Out Loud At These 95 Hilarious Reactions To The Royal Wedding

My mom was tsk tsking that Megan wore white to her 2nd wedding! Let's all clutch our pearls because the state of her hymen is not represented by the color of her gown!!!

90 Brutally Honest Photos Of Post-Baby Bodies, That Women Are Sharing To Reveal The Truth No One Talks About

Is this what happens? How'd u think they got like that. Pay attention. Ur growing a human in you, you're mind and body is expanding for 9 months. Thats what happens.

90 Brutally Honest Photos Of Post-Baby Bodies, That Women Are Sharing To Reveal The Truth No One Talks About

Carrie: sod off!

90 Brutally Honest Photos Of Post-Baby Bodies, That Women Are Sharing To Reveal The Truth No One Talks About

You are sooooo beautiful

90 Brutally Honest Photos Of Post-Baby Bodies, That Women Are Sharing To Reveal The Truth No One Talks About

Wow, you are amazing!!

50 Times People Had The Best Answers To Questions On Reddit

My dad. He died 8 years ago and I still miss him.

50 Times People Had The Best Answers To Questions On Reddit

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I Took These 22 Brutally Honest Photos Of Moms To Show What “Mother’s Day” Really Looks Like

Not your kid, not your breast, not your life so...

I Took These 22 Brutally Honest Photos Of Moms To Show What “Mother’s Day” Really Looks Like

I agree: Your opinion is unpopular, unasked, and plain wrong. Not your business.

I Took These 22 Brutally Honest Photos Of Moms To Show What “Mother’s Day” Really Looks Like

Partner could be looking after the kids while you take a shower. :-(

I Took These 22 Brutally Honest Photos Of Moms To Show What “Mother’s Day” Really Looks Like

I think your Mum was the exception, Hey

This A**hole Flew Through Two Panes Of Glass. Shook It Off. Destroyed My Bedroom. Shit On Everything He Destroyed, And Then Had The Audacity To Smile At Me As He Was Being Escorted From The Premises

63 Hilarious Tumblr Feminists That Will Make Even The 'Manliest' Men Laugh

Totally worth it

63 Hilarious Tumblr Feminists That Will Make Even The 'Manliest' Men Laugh

Sorry not sorry. He’s yours.

63 Hilarious Tumblr Feminists That Will Make Even The 'Manliest' Men Laugh

Anybody know what this is from? I kinda want to watch this.

63 Hilarious Tumblr Feminists That Will Make Even The 'Manliest' Men Laugh

This is internet gold right here. Well, at least silver. But definitely metal. \m/

63 Hilarious Tumblr Feminists That Will Make Even The 'Manliest' Men Laugh

fear not, t'was but a joke.

63 Hilarious Tumblr Feminists That Will Make Even The 'Manliest' Men Laugh

I was taking a cultural diversity class once and the muscular, 6'2" instructor stated that white women crossed the street when they saw him walking their way because they feared black men. I asked him if black women did the same thing and he said he'd never noticed. I asked him to pay attention and tell us at the next class. Turns out they did, which spun his worldview. I explained that most women confronted with a large, unknown male will put a safe distance between them as a matter of self-preservation. He honestly could not comprehend that women who did not know him had no way of knowing he was nice. Next class, he told us he started crossing the street when he saw lone women heading toward him, and many of them made eye contact and nodded. He was amazed that a little change like that made him less threatening.

FCC Just Killed Net Neutrality, And Here's 55 Of The Best Responses

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD HELP US!"!

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Maike • commented on 3 posts 4 years ago

90 Brutally Honest Photos Of Post-Baby Bodies, That Women Are Sharing To Reveal The Truth No One Talks About

Carrie: sod off!

137 People Who Are Having A Worse Day Than You

I think this is the equivalent of the bird saying f***ing hoooomans

90 Brutally Honest Photos Of Post-Baby Bodies, That Women Are Sharing To Reveal The Truth No One Talks About

Carrie: sod off!

137 People Who Are Having A Worse Day Than You

I think this is the equivalent of the bird saying f***ing hoooomans

137 People Who Are Having A Worse Day Than You

Great now let the kids kids out

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Maike • submitted a list addition 5 years ago

Pandas, What Was The Worst Christmas Gift You've Ever Received?

Maike • commented on 20 posts 4 years ago

90 Brutally Honest Photos Of Post-Baby Bodies, That Women Are Sharing To Reveal The Truth No One Talks About

Carrie: sod off!

137 People Who Are Having A Worse Day Than You

I think this is the equivalent of the bird saying f***ing hoooomans

137 People Who Are Having A Worse Day Than You

Great now let the kids kids out

50 Unbelievable Doctor Stories That Went Viral After Someone Started #ShareAStoryInOneTweet Hashtag

is it weird that i am proud of you?

50 Unbelievable Doctor Stories That Went Viral After Someone Started #ShareAStoryInOneTweet Hashtag

i want to thank you for every stitch you make trying to save a live, it must be so tough doing so knowing they are not perfect and yet you never stop learning and thinking about it obviously. That is very brave

50 Unbelievable Doctor Stories That Went Viral After Someone Started #ShareAStoryInOneTweet Hashtag

that must have cost you a lot of strength. Thank you for giving it and by doing so some dignity and humanity.

50 Unbelievable Doctor Stories That Went Viral After Someone Started #ShareAStoryInOneTweet Hashtag

thank god you did. thank you for that.

50 Unbelievable Doctor Stories That Went Viral After Someone Started #ShareAStoryInOneTweet Hashtag

you did good.

50 Unbelievable Doctor Stories That Went Viral After Someone Started #ShareAStoryInOneTweet Hashtag

ohhh so beatiful!

50 Unbelievable Doctor Stories That Went Viral After Someone Started #ShareAStoryInOneTweet Hashtag

i am so sorry Chris. You got an award because you did not give up on a Person that gave up on herself. That was very very brave of you, to fight for someone who had no fight in him left. I am sure it made a difference, at least for the Family knowing you were theretrying your darndest, i am sure they would tell you so if they knew how you felt. Thank you for what you did.

50 Unbelievable Doctor Stories That Went Viral After Someone Started #ShareAStoryInOneTweet Hashtag

oh! how heartbreaking! thank you for beeing there and trying everything you could- i see this must have realy been a hard and difficult experience. My good thoughts will be with you!

50 Unbelievable Doctor Stories That Went Viral After Someone Started #ShareAStoryInOneTweet Hashtag

this was eyeopening,it is not like i do not know this but i very seldom include you when i think of the bravery of medical workers, i forget how special the work that you do is so thank you! you matter, thank you for saving this lives.

50 Unbelievable Doctor Stories That Went Viral After Someone Started #ShareAStoryInOneTweet Hashtag

i am so sorry for your loss and in awe of your Spirit!

50 Unbelievable Doctor Stories That Went Viral After Someone Started #ShareAStoryInOneTweet Hashtag

thank you for remembering...

50 Unbelievable Doctor Stories That Went Viral After Someone Started #ShareAStoryInOneTweet Hashtag

You are a warrior

50 Unbelievable Doctor Stories That Went Viral After Someone Started #ShareAStoryInOneTweet Hashtag

That is very, very true! A1RmineMC i am very sorry that for whatever Reason -you are feeling this way...

If These 302 Samoyed Photos Don't Make You Smile, Nothing Will

He needs a pool... Samoyed pool noodle poof

If These 302 Samoyed Photos Don't Make You Smile, Nothing Will

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Got Toddlered: Parents Share Photos Of Them Before And After Having Kids, And The Difference Is Hilarious

This is the real adventure you never take a greater risk.

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Maike • upvoted 20 items 4 years ago

If Harry Potter Taught Us Anything, It's That No One Deserves To Live In A Closet

Boss Accuses Employee Of Sexual Harassment, Doesn't Expect He Would Plan Such Brutal Revenge

I just don't have the stamina to read long ass revenge stories like this.

49 Times Genius Kids Came Up With Their Own Words For Common Items, And It Was Spot On

Are you sure about that correction? Formally = Officially

Creative-Kids-Vocabulary-Twitter-Tessa-Dare

Internet Is Laughing Out Loud At These 95 Hilarious Reactions To The Royal Wedding

My mom was tsk tsking that Megan wore white to her 2nd wedding! Let's all clutch our pearls because the state of her hymen is not represented by the color of her gown!!!

90 Brutally Honest Photos Of Post-Baby Bodies, That Women Are Sharing To Reveal The Truth No One Talks About

Is this what happens? How'd u think they got like that. Pay attention. Ur growing a human in you, you're mind and body is expanding for 9 months. Thats what happens.

Postpartum Bodies

90 Brutally Honest Photos Of Post-Baby Bodies, That Women Are Sharing To Reveal The Truth No One Talks About

Wow, you are amazing!!

90 Brutally Honest Photos Of Post-Baby Bodies, That Women Are Sharing To Reveal The Truth No One Talks About

You are sooooo beautiful

90 Brutally Honest Photos Of Post-Baby Bodies, That Women Are Sharing To Reveal The Truth No One Talks About

Carrie: sod off!

50 Times People Had The Best Answers To Questions On Reddit

My dad. He died 8 years ago and I still miss him.

50 Times People Had The Best Answers To Questions On Reddit

😆😂

137 People Who Are Having A Worse Day Than You

Workin' in the coal mine Goin' on down, down Workin' in a coal mine Oops, about to slip down Workin' in a coal mine

This A**hole Flew Through Two Panes Of Glass. Shook It Off. Destroyed My Bedroom. Shit On Everything He Destroyed, And Then Had The Audacity To Smile At Me As He Was Being Escorted From The Premises

137 People Who Are Having A Worse Day Than You

"Is this going on Facebook?"

137 People Who Are Having A Worse Day Than You

That's scary considering lots of kids sunshades use those.

Suction Cup + Sun

137 People Who Are Having A Worse Day Than You

Aaargh that's making my toes curl!

137 People Who Are Having A Worse Day Than You

I know! He was just trying to help.

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